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BurmesePenguin posted...

Apparently Youtube enabled streamers to gift out memberships to their audience.

Will Phil do this? And if he does, will he counterweight the membership goal accordingly?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/ba29910c.jpg

BurmesePenguin posted...

https://youtu.be/M_vVcJKi_2Q?si=FtJeJTz1K344Udo5&t=270

There was no reciprocation

Dude really went there

Edit: are youtube timestamps broken?

Full. Mask. Off.

He literally just said it. Pay me for doing absolutely nothing.

His prestream recently got $24.

His Super Mario RPG stream afterwards? ZERO.

https://youtu.be/xVA1yfwL1KQ?si=sbqxdcIrkO68Ag3w

I think so, Cotton_Eye_Joe.

But if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares...

...why does he keep doing it?

dancing_cactuar posted...

I mean on paper I'm down with trashing XQC since he's just a content leech who deserves jack shit, but holy shit at the delusion in this video.

Question, is Doody more or less of a dent than the SOK?

He's approaching SOK levels of denthood, if he's not already there.

Kradek posted...

Is your picture Gottwald from Code Geass?

100% LOYALTY.

I mean, Isaac was race-swapped, and he turned out to be one of the best things in Netflix Castlevania.

I'll wait to pass judgment on Annette.

But yeah, this topic went...places.

Guess what officially on?

And who's not on it?

https://twitter.com/LolCowPodcast/status/1687195560917487616

UnfairRepresent posted...

Why do cats insert themselves into the strangest places

It seems counter-productive for evolution.

"If I fits, I sits."

It's been one of their mantras for millenia.

This isn't the first time she's done this.

There are posts on the internet from those around her as well. From their own mouths:

- She's an aggressive drunk. She got herself and her then bf fired for DRIVING DRUNK on the job.

- Speaking of drunkenness, she displayed similar wild actions in the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico. Even going so far as to pour alcohol on a woman's husband during the aforementioned PR trip. Only reason dude didn't cave her face in was because he just wanted himself and her friends to get home safely.

- From one of her friends, even the woman's mother knows how bad she is with alcohol.

From those that live in Dubai, you have to be a special kind of belligerent to get locked up there.

This is simply her actions catching up with her.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0bgNjQoTFCE&pp=ygUNbXV0YWhhciBsYXVnaA%3D%3D

BurmesePenguin posted...

Final Fantasy 16 is officially on the chopping block for a wagequit. If it doesn't get unboring in the next week's streams it's GONE!

Wait, he hasn't wagequit it yet?

Color me shocked.

Go ahead.

"Yum" her.

Be my fucking guess.

Don't be surprised when fucking DOOM SLAYER decides to "RIP AND TEAR" your asshole a new one.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Damn, RIP to a garbage can.

Also I've been catching up on the last few days of Phil content and regarding that Street Fighter pro that made a video about him (haven't seen it yet) Phil has variously stated that he didn't know about the video or know the creator at all until it was out and his fans told him about it, and also that the guy contacted him behind the scenes and asked for Phil's permission to do it, which he granted obviously.

...These aren't even remotely compatible stories.

I saw that vid.

The way Diaphone dissected Phil's gameplay was very Teacher-esque. No bias, whatsoever. "Phil did this good; he could work on this a little more..." type of breakdown. No animosity, no trolling, etc. It was more than Piggy deserved, tbh. A LOT more.

If Phil ever shit-talked Diaphone after that, WOO BOY.

BurmesePenguin posted...

https://youtu.be/lpMs4TDTQfs

I don't give a shit about flag decorum and nobody else should in a casual situation, but it's just insane to me that he's so stupid that he thinks it's obscure nonsense that people are morons for digging up. Literally everyone knows that flag decorum exists and him basically shitting on people criticizing his 4th of July decoration because none of it matters is pretty fucking ridiculous to listen to. Why are you putting independence day decorations up if you don't give a shit? It's essentially clout chasing. Look at me! I stand for America! You say I did something wrong? Fuck you, none of this matters.

Watched the vid. Somehow, just when you think this duncecap can't get any dumber, he surprises us with more of his "knowledge".

I genuinely believe there isn't a single brain cell left in his head and it's just a gerbil in a cage running on autopilot.

Nazanir posted...

God this asshole can't take responsebility for his actions once can he.

https://youtu.be/2Fmb0KJL8eU

That would mean he'd have to admit he was wrong, and that's as realistic as seeing him make it past preliminaries to EVO

MasterVG782 posted...

Wow, I just feel dumber after watching that Zelda clip there, with the bombs. His chat is telling him to "press R," yet he keeps smacking the ZR button. Also, he has probably played this for a good 20-30 hours by now, yet doesn't know anything about the game's mechanics. Lastly, common sense tells me that if I throw a bomb at a wall while standing right next to it, I'm going to take damage. I'm sure his armor is not upgraded at all, so his defense is pretty low, which is why the bomb did as much damage as it did.

I fucking DIED when I saw that.

That is a level of stupidity only demonstrated by someone like Phil.

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Edit: 45. I win. Close this topic now.