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Topicthis generation of kids man lol
DavidWong
02/20/18 11:41:29 PM
#19
Amazing
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Topic2nd date with an Italian girl tonight, what can I talk to Italians about?
DavidWong
02/17/18 8:04:46 AM
#40
Futbol
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TopicThe worst Nintendo-made 2D Mario platformer will always be Super Mario Land
DavidWong
02/17/18 8:02:41 AM
#24
I spent hours upon hours playing Super Mario Land on my brick Game Boy as a 5-6 year old.
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Topici love modest mouse
DavidWong
02/17/18 7:58:37 AM
#15
That's a band name I haven't seen online in a while
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TopicWhen Bart was flying a kite at night time, is that homage to something?
DavidWong
02/16/18 4:45:02 PM
#2
bump
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TopicWhen Bart was flying a kite at night time, is that homage to something?
DavidWong
02/16/18 4:18:58 PM
#1


Or is it just a random scene for the sake of the episode?
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TopicStormy Daniels says she has a dress with Trump's semen on it.
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:32:37 AM
#9
CiIantro posted...
DavidWong posted...
So like does she have to give him the $130k back or

Trump's lawyer invalidated the contract by admitting the payment was made. She can do whatever she wants now lol.


Double prizes, nice
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TopicStormy Daniels says she has a dress with Trump's semen on it.
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:31:15 AM
#3
So like does she have to give him the $130k back or
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TopicI'm getting married in 8 months.
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:30:55 AM
#21
lilORANG posted...
I'm getting married in 4 months.


Nice one. Same questions as above
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TopicI'm getting married in 8 months.
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:26:26 AM
#18
DarkChozoGhost posted...
Is your fiance the first girl you had sex with?


Nah.
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TopicI feel lonely sometimes but I feel more lonely when I talk to people.
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:22:53 AM
#4
clearaflagrantj posted...
Stop looking inwards during conversations and focus outwards. Actually listen to what people are saying, read their emotions in their eyes, far too many people wait for the other person to finish speaking so they can retake control and go off on some dumb bullshit about their own lives. That is not an effective conversation. Act like people know things you do not that can provide valuable insight because that is the truth.

I have always been a smug asshole, I always assumed that I knew everything because I was objectively intelligent. It's true that I was smart academically but it took me my entire life to realize I don't actually know dick about fuckall. When you're a condescending prick you disregard alternative viewpoints and interesting and unfamiliar things because you assume you know everything. That only makes you weaker.

tl;dr you probably suck at talking, the fact that you made this topic shows it's bothering you. Sit down, be humble


To paraphrase Fight Club;

When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just waiting for their turn to speak

Try listening, instead of just waiting for your turn to speak
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TopicWaitress fired over post after saying she wasn't tipped on $735 take out order
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:21:26 AM
#176
Yoder took to Facebook in frustration and called out Christ Church on not leaving a tip, but didnt mention where she worked.

A friend of Yoders told her to delete the post and that he would call the church about the tip. When Yoder came into work the next day, she was told that the church had been given a full refund and that she was fired.


fucking REKT

That is awesome
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TopicI feel lonely sometimes but I feel more lonely when I talk to people.
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:19:26 AM
#2
I know that feel. Best thing is to get drunk. When I'm drunk with my friends we discuss the economy, politics, history and how the world should move forward.

When we're sober we talk about boobs, sports and video games
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TopicI'm getting married in 8 months.
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:17:31 AM
#15
Sad_Face posted...
DavidWong posted...
Look man that sucks, but this topic is about me. I'm getting goddamn married. Ask me about it, Jesus


LOL

How did you propose?


Went for dinner for both of our birthdays (we're 2 weeks apart) on the weekend in between, went for a short walk on the pier on the river of our city afterwards, just got down on one knee and asked the question. Didn't feel momentous or big or anything, just felt "right", you know? Like it was the logical next step for us. Most nervous I was was asking her parents permission, asking her was no sweat because I knew she'd say yes.
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TopicI'm getting married in 8 months.
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:13:37 AM
#12
1234Life posted...
DavidWong posted...
1234Life posted...
I'm getting married in 5 months. Get on my level!


Shit yeah. Indoor or outdoor? Religious or non-religious? Lots of people or intimate?


Her parents have an acre of land so we're getting married in the back yard. 65 guests tops. I think we're using the pastor from her mom's church, but I'm atheist.


Ah sounds nice. How do you feel about that?

My fiance is from a Muslim family, and I'm from a "Roman Catholic" (but not practicing) family. I don't believe in any religion, she does live by some values but doesn't pray or anything. Luckily we're having a non-religious ceremony with a celebrant so there was no issues there
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TopicI'm getting married in 8 months.
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:11:22 AM
#10
Aristoph posted...
DavidWong posted...

Look man that sucks, but this topic is about me. I'm getting goddamn married. Ask me about it, Jesus


Congrats, I guess?

Does your fiancee know you still act like a self-centered manchild posting on CE for attention?

NOTE: Hi mods. Please don't take my precious karma. ^_^


The best part is we're both like that. One of our favourite things is to go to dinner, and just judge everyone around us. ESPECIALLY families with kids who won't behave. God, I hate people.
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TopicI'm getting married in 8 months.
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:10:09 AM
#8
1234Life posted...
I'm getting married in 5 months. Get on my level!


Shit yeah. Indoor or outdoor? Religious or non-religious? Lots of people or intimate?
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TopicI'm getting married in 8 months.
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:07:45 AM
#5
Pepys Monster posted...
DavidWong posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
It's not fair.


Why not?

No woman wants to marry me, besides desperate 4/10 women.


Look man that sucks, but this topic is about me. I'm getting goddamn married. Ask me about it, Jesus
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TopicI trying to watch RICK AND MORTY for the first time... but the FAN BASE is AWFUL
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:06:42 AM
#2
Yeah I watched the first few episodes and I was like, yeah it's not bad but I don't get the hype

F is For Family is wayyyy better
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TopicPizza and buffalo wings
DavidWong
02/16/18 12:02:06 AM
#7
Kajagogo posted...
DavidWong posted...
That pizza looks absolutely revolting


Of course it does...there's pineapple on there.


Yeah, and it looks so think. Pizza should be wafer thin.
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TopicPizza and buffalo wings
DavidWong
02/15/18 11:59:55 PM
#3
That pizza looks absolutely revolting
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TopicSean Connery is not above slapping a woman
DavidWong
02/15/18 11:59:08 PM
#2
An open-handed slap is justified if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning. If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it.
Playboy magazine, 1965.
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TopicIt's here.
DavidWong
02/15/18 11:56:59 PM
#37
One of the few games I didn't play in the mid 2000s on emulator.

Did I miss out?
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TopicI'm getting married in 8 months.
DavidWong
02/15/18 11:54:38 PM
#3
Pepys Monster posted...
It's not fair.


Why not?
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TopicI don't understand why people dont use the self checkout registers.
DavidWong
02/15/18 11:46:06 PM
#14
ElatedVenusaur posted...
RIPVyseCity posted...
I don't use it to give the cashiers a bit more of job security

This. The "service" industry is a huge employer, and automated check-out heralds the end of a lot of low-skill jobs.


It's going to happen regardless. May as well enjoy the ride.

Anything for less human interaction, i say!
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TopicI'm getting married in 8 months.
DavidWong
02/15/18 11:42:59 PM
#1
I can't wait.

Seems like just yesterday I was a 15 year old anxious, overweight, long-haired loner posting on CE wondering why girls didn't like me when I was so nice to them. Time flies.
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TopicThe Olympics are brutal.
DavidWong
02/15/18 9:35:20 PM
#1
Imagine training every day for four years, everything you do is to get you to the Olympics and then missing out on a medal by literal hundreths of a second.

I couldn't even comprehend it.
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TopicWhat would happen if a $1 million /hr minimum wage was enacted overnight?
DavidWong
02/15/18 9:28:12 PM
#3
Inflation at levels that are incomprehensible
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TopicLegality of rocket launchers in Australia
DavidWong
02/15/18 9:27:47 PM
#2
Nah he's good. As an Australian me and my buddies spend time shooting rockets at cans on weekends.
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TopicOoT was and still is the best Zelda game.
DavidWong
02/15/18 9:26:40 PM
#54
Agreed.
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TopicArmy drops nade throwing requirement to graduate, new recruits can't throw far
DavidWong
02/15/18 9:26:06 PM
#159
How the FUCK is it possible for an adult who has decided to join the army not be able to throw 25m?
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TopicIt feels so good to piss in a bottle
DavidWong
02/15/18 9:23:54 PM
#19
I hate it. Nothing worse than needing to piss in the bottle in the hospital after surgery because you can't get up. It takes forever to flow because you're on your back and then if you fumble it you could be covered it pee, then you have to handle a bottle of your pee to a nurse to dispose of and you both know it's piss.

I hate it
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TopicWhen you hear "Africa", what comes to mind first?
DavidWong
02/15/18 9:22:39 PM
#9
Toto
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Topic''The defective Simpson gene is on the Y-chromosome, so only men are affected.''
DavidWong
02/15/18 9:22:25 PM
#41
masterpug53 posted...
Vol2tex posted...
Why were Bart and Lisa on the same field trip in the episode where they got lost?


We didn't have model UN at my school so I don't know their finer points, but if it was an after-school club it probably would have spanned multiple grades.

The more pressing question is why Bart and Nelson would willingly join an after-school academic club.


wasn't it because bart was put back to the 3rd grade and Lisa was promoted to 3rd grade?
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TopicSupporting communism should be a crime
DavidWong
02/15/18 6:07:32 PM
#51
Tito's Yugoslavia was a successful communist regime.
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TopicSupporting communism should be a crime
DavidWong
02/15/18 6:21:54 AM
#34
Tito's Yugoslavia was a successful communist regime.
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TopicLOL, EA is getting loot boxes banned everywhere
DavidWong
02/15/18 5:59:53 AM
#4
good

As a FIFA 18 player with too much disposable cash, getting rid of packs will be amazing
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TopicFavorite Nirvana song?
DavidWong
02/15/18 5:57:56 AM
#25
In Bloom
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TopicWhat is the earliest news event you remember?
DavidWong
02/15/18 1:15:11 AM
#2
9/11, even though I was 11, but my memory is garbage. I barely remember living with my parents, or anything from my teen years. Hell I don't really remember what happened before 2016. Like I "remember" but I can't really picture that I was there, you know? It's all very fuzzy and wavy.
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TopicWhy do I always get hot flashes when I get ready to sleep?
DavidWong
02/15/18 1:11:42 AM
#5
anxiety
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TopicAmerican Pie is a classic teen sex romp
DavidWong
02/15/18 1:07:55 AM
#4
snowman9267 posted...
I spilled more seed than Michael J. Fox at a bird feeder to her in that movie tbh


Same.

I can't believe that movie is 20 years old next year
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TopicPost the number 1 song on your 13th birthday.
DavidWong
02/15/18 12:51:27 AM
#27
Shake Ya Tailfeather by Nelly
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TopicWhat was the most fucked up post you ever saw on GameFAQs? >_>
DavidWong
02/15/18 12:39:03 AM
#152
kassie's video

ugh what a disgusting vision
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TopicITT we pretend its 2009
DavidWong
02/15/18 12:28:13 AM
#14
*listens to ska*
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TopicWhy are semi-automatic weapons even needed by the public?
DavidWong
02/14/18 11:54:16 PM
#66
AssultTank posted...
Yeah...
Automatic - Bullets fire as long as you hold the trigger.
Burst - A set number of bullets greater than 1 will fire on one trigger press.
Semi-Automatic - One bullet fired per trigger press. Next bullet is automatically cycled into the chamber and the gun is readied. (All non-revolver handguns fall into this category.)
Bolt Action - You must manually cycle the bolt, this cycles and readies the gun for another shot.

Automatic and Burst fire are illegal in the USA.

Also of note; The AR-15 is a small game hunting rifle. The popularity of it is due to its modular design, allowing for easy customization of various features, most of which do not affect the function of the weapon.


Right. Thanks. This helps. So I mean automatic then. Those ones where you can hold the trigger and spray bullets.
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TopicWhy are semi-automatic weapons even needed by the public?
DavidWong
02/14/18 11:42:17 PM
#50
What I meant by semi-automatic, I mean assault rifles
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TopicWhy are semi-automatic weapons even needed by the public?
DavidWong
02/14/18 11:41:14 PM
#49
Coffeebeanz posted...
I don't think TC knows what semi-automatic means


Figured it out now from this topic
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