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TopicAny other Native American tribe members here on CE?
DarkRoast
12/31/18 3:38:00 PM
#27
Shiba_Inu posted...
Alpha218 posted...
Still pretending that youre not here to spew Republican talking points? Come on, youre better than this.


Ah, the typical i can say _____ because I am a person of color shtick?


Who are you guys even talking about wtf
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TopicFrom the creators of the Soulja Game comes the Soulja Phone!
DarkRoast
12/31/18 2:38:16 PM
#8
I like how his entire website is just shitty Chinese knockoffs from Ali Express
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TopicFrom the creators of the Soulja Game comes the Soulja Phone!
DarkRoast
12/31/18 2:35:19 PM
#6
Package: 100% original

That's not something you should have to advertise
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TopicFrom the creators of the Soulja Game comes the Soulja Phone!
DarkRoast
12/31/18 2:09:05 PM
#4
Damn_Underscore posted...
i wish he would put his logo on these or at least autograph them


You're acting like he even knows what this shit is
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TopicFrom the creators of the Soulja Game comes the Soulja Phone!
DarkRoast
12/31/18 2:04:32 PM
#1
8okpsVT

https://souljawatch.com/products/souljaphone-ht70

General
Model: HT70
Central Processing Unit(CPU): MTK6750T Octa Core up to 1.5GHz
GPU: ARM Mali T860 MP2 650MHz
SIM Quantity: Dual SIM
SIM Types: Nano SIM Card
OS System: Android 7.0

Battery
Battery Capacity: 10000mAh
Battery Types: Undetachable, Li-polymer Battery
Quick Charge: Yes
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TopicLol at dudes who want their first girlfriends to be virgins.
DarkRoast
12/31/18 12:36:23 PM
#41
Awesome posted...
DarkRoast posted...
Worst date I ever had was with a guy who literally asked if I was a virgin. I figured he was horny and I hadn't gotten any in a while so I told him I'd pretty much sleep with anyone even halfway decent. He then called me a whore. Asshole.

I still would've slept with him if he asked though


so he called you a whore and you still would have had sex with him?


Look man I didn't say I had to like him
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TopicReminder that Floyd Mayweather Jr. will be fighting tomorrow morning in Japan.
DarkRoast
12/31/18 12:24:52 PM
#26
Tenshin: Nani?
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TopicLol at dudes who want their first girlfriends to be virgins.
DarkRoast
12/31/18 12:19:13 PM
#34
Worst date I ever had was with a guy who literally asked if I was a virgin. I figured he was horny and I hadn't gotten any in a while so I told him I'd pretty much sleep with anyone even halfway decent. He then called me a whore. Asshole.

I still would've slept with him if he asked though
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TopicMan stabbed by 39 men and women after argument in a store got out of hand.
DarkRoast
12/31/18 12:14:48 PM
#2
RIP man stabbed at the party stabbed up to 39 stabs. I'm bleeding in my birthday suit.
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TopicAny other Native American tribe members here on CE?
DarkRoast
12/31/18 9:40:55 AM
#1
1/64th Cherokee. Apparently that was enough to make me a member of the Cherokee Nation. Ironically, being half-Chinese results in people saying they can "really see the Cherokee in me".

But yeah it's fun to learn about their history and culture. The meetings and festivals are awesome.
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TopicApparently the Smash team actually thought about who would survive the opening
DarkRoast
12/31/18 8:08:47 AM
#10
It's funny how certain developers have a very distinct art/menu style and it holds over to completely unrelated games.

Camelot - the nodding head menu system from Shining Force is also in Mario Golf and Golden Sun

HAL - The curvy menu system from Kirby Super Star is the same as Smash Melee's
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TopicApparently the Smash team actually thought about who would survive the opening
DarkRoast
12/31/18 8:02:35 AM
#7
Irony posted...
Pretty sure Kirby survived because Sakurai likes Kirby


Sakurai created Kirby
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TopicApparently the Smash team actually thought about who would survive the opening
DarkRoast
12/31/18 8:00:00 AM
#1
And determined only three fighters could survive Galeem's attack:

Kirby (apparently the larval form of an Eldritch God - seriously)

Bayonetta

And Palutena

They didn't choose Bayonetta for obvious reasons, and Palutena because she wasn't very universally recognizable.
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TopicJust unlocked JPOP in Smash Ultimate
DarkRoast
12/31/18 7:35:38 AM
#1


Whyyyyyyyy
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Topic$15 minimum wage in Seattle will destroy the economy!
DarkRoast
12/31/18 7:22:21 AM
#13
Seize the means of production!
-Takes burger flipping spatula-
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TopicReminder that Floyd Mayweather Jr. will be fighting tomorrow morning in Japan.
DarkRoast
12/31/18 7:12:44 AM
#8
Float like a butterfly
Float like a butterfly
Hug like a teddy
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TopicMicrosoft: -Releases most powerful console ever-
DarkRoast
12/30/18 8:31:03 PM
#1
Sony: -Releases games that look better than anything on said console-

Why'd I buy this X1X T_T

God of War on my PS4 Pro spanks every game on my X1X visually
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TopicWhat if Trump completely switched parties
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:54:06 PM
#43
Anteaterking posted...
I feel like the people saying "Trump was a hardcore Democrat before" wildly overestimate the extent to which Trump even today has well-formulated political beliefs.


Honestly I don't think he gives a shit about anything other than himself
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TopicVirgin question do women know flaccid does not equal erect?
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:49:20 PM
#5
Either way, I'll need my microscope, TC
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TopicWhat if Trump completely switched parties
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:43:22 PM
#37
ScazarMeltex posted...
DarkRoast posted...
Doom_Art posted...
Dems would reject him


And he literally supported everything the DNC wants 100%

He's still a fucking criminal and a moron. No thanks.


That never stopped Democrats before
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TopicWhat if Trump completely switched parties
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:39:50 PM
#32
catboy0_0 posted...
imagine the butthurt if Trump goes democratic lmao


The cognitive dissonance on both sides would be delicious
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TopicWhat if Trump completely switched parties
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:35:58 PM
#23
Wasn't he a guest of honor at a bunch of Clinton functions in the 90s lol
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TopicWhat if Trump completely switched parties
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:25:53 PM
#20
Doom_Art posted...
DarkRoast posted...
Dude, John Edwards ran for VP and look at the shit he did lol

I mean that stuff wasn't really known about him when he was running


Yeah but he still had that punchable smile
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TopicSo if Soulja Boy decides he's gonna sale game consoles legit...
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:24:51 PM
#7
AlephZero posted...
maybe he'll sell soulja boy brand ouyas next


Souyalja Boy
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TopicWhat if Trump completely switched parties
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:23:49 PM
#16
CableZL posted...
Zikten posted...
Doom_Art posted...
Like the dude's been pushing Republican shit for two years

he pushed democrat shit for like 60 years

He'd never get far running as a Democrat with what we know about his history in the past ~40 years or so.


Dude, John Edwards ran for VP and look at the shit he did lol
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TopicWhat if Trump completely switched parties
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:20:49 PM
#14
BatmanWTtP posted...
Would he flip on policies too or would he just say he's a Democrat but act the same


Flip everything
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TopicWhat if Trump completely switched parties
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:16:48 PM
#5
Doom_Art posted...
Dems would reject him


And he literally supported everything the DNC wants 100%
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TopicWhat if Trump completely switched parties
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:14:51 PM
#1
Dude thrives on pointless drama.
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TopicDo you agree with Jim Sterling's pro consumer stances?
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:10:07 PM
#16
Jim has no problems with developers making tons of money. His issue is that the ways they do it are deliberately anti-consumer. Selling you DLC that should've simply been in the game, loot boxes creating impossibly long progression systems if you don't buy in, etc
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Topic"Moderates" who attack liberals at every given opportunity but leave
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:07:46 PM
#266
Peter Capaldi vs. Matt Smith, Go
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TopicJesus at this Holmes and Watson review
DarkRoast
12/30/18 6:06:24 PM
#5
Honestly I think it looks so bad it's good
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TopicIm currently drinking a Yuengling traditional lager
DarkRoast
12/30/18 3:49:48 PM
#5
Anakin drank all the Yuenglings
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TopicThe Switch is living off ports right now
DarkRoast
12/30/18 12:00:45 PM
#30
Darklit_Minuet posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Nintendo are doing everything they can to distract from the fact that the Switch is about as powerful as a last generation console. In some respects less powerful. That's why they're releasing all these AAA ports from last gen because it seems impressive, when really the Switch is so much better suited to side scrolling platform games.

Power is irrelevant though. It has enough.


This used to not be true, but due to diminishing returns with visuals, it's starting to favor Nintendo's approach.
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TopicThe Switch is living off ports right now
DarkRoast
12/30/18 11:55:27 AM
#27
wackyteen posted...
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
remember ps4 when it first came out? 90% ps3 remasters and 10% KNACK

then we got KNACK 2 BABY!


Knack 2 is actually pretty good
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Topic"Moderates" who attack liberals at every given opportunity but leave
DarkRoast
12/30/18 11:51:46 AM
#254
I'd say I'm probably more left-wing than right-wing, but I don't consider myself a liberal. Not even sure what I consider myself anymore. It's really hard to identify with either party lately.

It's basically lesser-evilism vs semi-fascism. I guess one is better than the other, but I'd rather have an actual good choice.
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TopicThe Switch is living off ports right now
DarkRoast
12/30/18 11:49:00 AM
#23
It's almost like a console less than two years old hasn't had enough time for post-launch game development to finish.
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TopicSmug ass surgeons are the worst
DarkRoast
12/30/18 9:48:13 AM
#13
BignutzisBack posted...
Are you telling me that I need to trigger my fight or flight response in extreme ways in order to recalibrate it?


The limbic system originated with reptiles.

You need to think like a reptile. What would reptiles do?
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TopicSmug ass surgeons are the worst
DarkRoast
12/30/18 9:40:26 AM
#10
BignutzisBack posted...
Seriously is there anything I can do to help stabilize it


Limbic system be all scared and primal and shit

You know, cave man stuff
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TopicSmug ass surgeons are the worst
DarkRoast
12/30/18 9:38:55 AM
#7
BignutzisBack posted...
How do I recalibrate my limbic system

@DarkRoast


Fist fight a tiger?
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Topicif the earth is round how come there are oceans in the northern hemisphere?
DarkRoast
12/30/18 9:37:06 AM
#3
If Earth is real why is space
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TopicSmug ass surgeons are the worst
DarkRoast
12/30/18 9:35:56 AM
#1
I'll let you decide if I meant "smug-ass surgeons" or smug "ass surgeons"
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TopicDawkins: Happy Holidays Is Not An 'Atheist War On Christmas'
DarkRoast
12/29/18 11:48:25 PM
#6
"So put up your dukes"
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TopicCollege Football Playoffs Topic
DarkRoast
12/29/18 11:19:43 PM
#45
27 - 38
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