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TopicI will name my son Donkey Kong
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:52:52 PM
#11
Daddy Kong

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TopicShe politely asks ''What pick up line would work on an ugly fuck like yourself?'
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:52:03 PM
#10
id breed her right on that go kart lol

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TopicShe sits next to you and says "hi"
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:46:13 PM
#19
'let me suck those milkers mommy'

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Topic$500, but all mods are demoted forever.
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:42:11 PM
#4
what downside?

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TopicIn retrospect FF9 is the best Final Fantasy
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:31:43 PM
#3
Beatrix is best girl ever


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TopicWhat exactly should we do about climate change
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:24:38 PM
#11
ban cryptocurrency


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Topicis it easy to become a successful twitch streamer?
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:22:31 PM
#22
ThePusher posted...
dont have an acct yet

i am a dude tho so idk if ppl will appreciate my milkers

man boobs don't have milk. don't disgrace the name

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TopicAre there young people named after pokemon?
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:20:32 PM
#3
I am going to name my daughter Miltank

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TopicThere should be an MMO where you are a MMORPG player.
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:06:32 PM
#7
There should be a persona MMO though.

During the days you go to school and socialize. Raise up yo social status and become most popular in school. Then after school go kill bosses or whatever.

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Topicwith FF14s focus on single player story, does it feel like an MMO?
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:05:10 PM
#17
End game isn't as deep and competitive as WoW, but compared to most other MMO's it actually is.

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TopicThere should be an MMO where you are a MMORPG player.
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:03:27 PM
#5
just don't have friends

it ez

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Topicis it easy to become a successful twitch streamer?
Dakimakura
07/02/21 3:56:32 PM
#14
Yeah, just be among the elite at a popular game, have large mommy milkers, be a cute chick that is into hentai, or be an already somewhat known person.

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TopicWhich non-Mario series was your first Nintendo series?
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:49:36 AM
#26
Donkey Kong Country and it was mind blowing at the time.

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Topicwhat exactly killed rock?
Dakimakura
07/02/21 4:42:35 AM
#59
WholeLife2 posted...
erosion

Weathering kills the rock, erosion transports it.

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Topic90s Heartthrob is Pictured for the FIRST Time in 8 YEARS!! Has he AGED well??
Dakimakura
07/01/21 10:18:44 PM
#11
Full production crew to make you look good vs. trying to let your dog out real quick so no one notices you then some guy snaps an awkward pic

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TopicBaja Blast is the best soda
Dakimakura
07/01/21 10:05:07 PM
#22
Pepsi Blue was always my favorite soda. However, I have in the past few years replaced it with Mountain Dew Voltage which is the closest thing to it I have had since.

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TopicBaja Blast is the best soda
Dakimakura
07/01/21 9:47:36 PM
#18
Zeeak4444 posted...
i imagine hell as a place with just Baja Blast.

like it has Mountain Dew, but the worst kind just to fuck with me.

Worst kind is that sprite shit they tried to make

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TopicTrump will NEVER be arrested
Dakimakura
07/01/21 9:02:29 PM
#7
Right when he is about to be arrested he will sneak on to Elon Musk's Mars colony rocket then become emperor of Mars and declare war on earth.

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TopicWhy are there no asian american musicians?
Dakimakura
07/01/21 8:54:28 PM
#10
There are tons of Asian American musicians. They just aren't famous. The record companies probably don't think they will sell well or something and don't sign them.

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TopicKim Kardashian's ex-bf demands reinstatement of Heisman he lost from cheating
Dakimakura
07/01/21 8:49:53 PM
#6
@reggiebush09


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TopicTrump/Kennedy 2021
Dakimakura
07/01/21 7:49:58 PM
#3
Trump plans to resurrect JFK and make him his vice president once he wins the 2020 after the voter fraud recount.

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TopicDoki Doki Literature Club Plus has released on Steam
Dakimakura
07/01/21 7:45:52 PM
#17
Zikten posted...
What is Plus about this version?


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TopicThe police chief guy here is meant to be a jerk but he's completely right.
Dakimakura
07/01/21 7:35:57 PM
#6
too bad all the cops idolize Dirty Harry

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TopicAudi Q5 or BMW X3?
Dakimakura
07/01/21 7:31:03 PM
#8
Get that electric mustang SUV instead

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TopicAudi Q5 or BMW X3?
Dakimakura
07/01/21 7:24:27 PM
#3
TopicMy gf broke up with me
Dakimakura
07/01/21 7:17:33 PM
#26
drugz r bad

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Topic$15,000 but you have to spend a weekend at a haunted house
Dakimakura
07/01/21 7:03:57 PM
#27
heck no

That place likely has some insane spiders in it.

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TopicWhy do we still have gendered washrooms?
Dakimakura
07/01/21 7:01:49 PM
#18
The_Yahtz09 posted...
This is already a possibility for people.

Not the last sentence

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TopicC/D: No American should have to be homeless.
Dakimakura
07/01/21 7:01:09 PM
#31
It costs more tax payer money for a homeless person to be on the streets than to provide them with permanent housing.

Housing first works

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TopicWhy do we still have gendered washrooms?
Dakimakura
07/01/21 6:54:29 PM
#12
Ardbert posted...
also, imagine drying your hands and seeing a giant bloody tampon/pad in the trash can. :v or floating in the toilet. that's icky.

Is the problem here resisting the urge to try to steal it?

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TopicWhy do we still have gendered washrooms?
Dakimakura
07/01/21 6:48:24 PM
#5
Imagine being about to take a massive dump and your crush walks into the bathroom and recognizes your shoes and says hi. Then the poop descends down to the water like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. Shattering any hope of ever getting to breed those sweet mommy milkers.

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TopicHas there been any legit funny movies post woke culture?
Dakimakura
07/01/21 6:45:34 PM
#4
TV Shows >>>> Movies

And there are plenty of funny new shows.

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TopicWhy do we still have gendered washrooms?
Dakimakura
07/01/21 6:44:11 PM
#2
because men are disgusting

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TopicSophia Di Martino's Loki costume has easy boob access.
Dakimakura
07/01/21 6:40:47 PM
#22
id gladly milk her between takes

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TopicShe says ''Hey ugly fuck, whats it like knowing you'll never fuck me?''
Dakimakura
07/01/21 6:37:44 PM
#30
Valjackal posted...
Unfortunate. She's never going to get a man looking like that.

lol

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TopicBeing ugly isn't bad CE
Dakimakura
07/01/21 6:31:47 PM
#4
Being ugly is great, scenarios like this happen all the time:

she says; 'Hey ugly I lost a bet now I have to fuck the ugliest guy in the room.'

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Topicwhat exactly killed rock?
Dakimakura
07/01/21 6:20:32 PM
#27
CHM_Punk posted...
Rock music isnt dead in the United States, there is more new music than ever before, but the problem is that very few of it will ever actually have the chance to breakthrough on the waves of radio. Rock radio is driven by playing the hits of cemented legends, not actually playing new young blood and promoting them. It is all about week one sales, and then the artist(s) are off the charts the week or two after. To put it in perspective, it took KISS three studio albums and a live album to breakthrough back in the 1970s.

Probably because the only people who still listen to the radio are casual music listeners who the generic pop appeals to or old people who love their dad rock.

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Topicrate this girl's sweater
Dakimakura
07/01/21 6:13:53 PM
#3
That reindeer is pretty small

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Topicwhat exactly killed rock?
Dakimakura
07/01/21 6:09:24 PM
#16
Rock isn't dead, it has just been liberated from mainstream music industry which sought only to destroy it.

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TopicLil Nas X had a gay kiss at BET awards. Received standing ovation from crowd :O
Dakimakura
07/01/21 6:07:51 PM
#20
This is like if two dudes started making out during the country music awards on cmt then everyone stood and applaud. I would say it is pretty significant.

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TopicDoes your girlfriend take covid seriously?
Dakimakura
07/01/21 5:24:40 PM
#11
Topicgigantic streamer XqC has meltdown over Amouranth getting away with it
Dakimakura
07/01/21 5:06:59 PM
#5
Isn't he the guy that got banned from Overwatch League for constantly using homophobic language?


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TopicAs you're flirting with her she looks up and says 'Really god? this ugly fuck?'
Dakimakura
07/01/21 5:03:21 PM
#12
Pasty boobs >

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TopicIntelligence versus Wisdom.
Dakimakura
07/01/21 4:58:08 PM
#13
Wisdom is what you know

Intelligence is what you do with it

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TopicStephanie Ruhle implies she will let multiple lifeguards RUN A TRAIN on her.
Dakimakura
07/01/21 4:56:33 PM
#9
If those lifeguards want to spend their holiday weekend banging an old weird looking lady I don't see any problem with it.

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TopicMy life is better since I stopped paying so much attention to politics
Dakimakura
07/01/21 4:51:02 PM
#13
I played Nier exclusively for the asses.

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