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trdl23 posted...

Finally, after 63 bosses, I beat Dungeon Run with Druid.

Quest Druid, of all things. Bag of Stuffing after Barnabus is the real deal.

Congrats

Ill never finish dungeon run with everyone, or monster hunt. Its fun to do for the quests, but I just get tired of it.

UltimaterializerX posted...

ShatteredElysium posted...

Skill doesn't matter because everyone sees shit like this right?

https://clips.twitch.tv/WrongHelplessPoultryGrammarKing

There is a clip like that posted on reddit at least twice a day.

Which should be an argument that skill matters, but when not all your brain cells work, anecdotal evidence and lies

ShatteredElysium posted...

Skill doesn't matter because everyone sees shit like this right?

https://clips.twitch.tv/WrongHelplessPoultryGrammarKing

Obviously thats a basic level play. Someone who downloads the game on mobile could do that. I know Hearthstone is a 0 skill game because anecdotal evidence and lies.

Also I spend tons of $$$ on it, but it totally sucks.

Ulti is mad, and trash, like hes been for years.

He didnt talk to an employee. He talked to some janitor for Blizzard who listened to him bitch about RNG and that confirms it for Ulti.

You notice how he conveniently didnt screenshot his 12 wins? Maybe hell post his best key...or not.

Imagine taking that reddit post and having it confirm that Blizzard thinks the game is a no skill RNG garbage fest. Looooool.

Zzzzz

When nerfs? End of May? Blizzard really has dropped the ball hard with Witchwood and year of the Raven in general. Constructed sucks, Arena has sucked and is only getting worse, Tavern Brawls suck, and Im done with Monster Hunt.

530k off trump, lol

Sure

If Trump has been against a sack of beets he would have lost, Clinton was the shittiest political idea since Trump.

Lol, doom is absolutely better than Emperor. Emperor goes in combo, or some decent control decks that just want to make the next 8-9 turns cleaner. Dr Boom just came out and would destroy everything in its path.

Im satisfied with that ending, surprised that it was Tarim in the final round.

Good times. (Not really). The meta of Boom vs BGH was a funny one. Even Aggro decks would sometimes play BGH, and generally would end their curve with Dr Boom

Except if ulti was capable of reading hed know they took them out of drafts, not discover pools.

Be asking too much from a middle aged gamefaqs blogger I guess lol

Constructed feels even worse to play now, its satisfying to see how many people are gonna be SOL on ladder once Spiteful Summoner (please god) gets nerfed. Card is still sooooo dumb.

Voidlord and Doomguard are fine as cards, its the way Guldan can cheat them thats annoying. Lackey and skull are both frustrating as HELL.

UltimaterializerX posted...

Here's two of my losses:

https://hsreplay.net/replay/vB44Fo9u54grtyFy7MSK2N

https://hsreplay.net/replay/PHHXXjWZsgV7mN6cgUwLqF

If you guys could point out my misplays, that would be great. I feel like I could have won either game had I played differently.

Against the paladin I just got super nervous. I always get the damn yips.

Game 1: steed turn was bad. Consecration was better. You werent playing around any removal against a MAGE and especially with arena balance changes you should have taken the safe route.

Game 2: you used hp on 3 instead of playing Kobold geomancer, and you didnt save it for spell damage or anything. This game was a little muddier but who knows what it could have done. Your opponent had a good deck against your rollout tho, so thats unfortunate.

davidponte posted...

Ulti making up for missing the first two pages by giving us the details of every turn of Hearthstone he ever plays.

ive been trying to add him to my bnet list for a few days cause I have an 80 gold quest I want to give him if he can prove he has the worst RNG in Hearthstone like he claims :c I just want him to be my friend

Curious what Geist can do now that a lot of them are playing the discover demon card.

Honestly the meta is so bad right now I just avoid constructed unless Im clearing dailies. As much as I hate to say it, Witchwood is definitely in the bottom third of expansions. Its on TGT levels of mediocrity.

Dammit, ulti found the topic.

Gg lets move out

Had awful luck in my games. Saw several cubes, but my losses were to a cubelock with the nuts, a tempo mage who ended the game with a 9/1 mana wyrm, and a priest who spent all his mana every turn clearing my board and developing his.

Still tho made gold so idc

Im on the train that cube is the issue. Cube allows monster value from cheated demons, cube allows stupid doomguard burst. Voidlord is a cool card that is fair (sometimes even when cheated out). What feels bad is turning 1 into 2, and so on.

@HanOfTheNekos my apologies then, I thought the text localization was common knowledge and your argument was in spite of that. Knowing what I know now I can understand entirely, I was furious when the announcement that DK Rexxar wasnt getting updated was first announced.

Yeah, standard feels awful right now. Wild might be the place to go. Decks have gotten just waaaaay too cheesy.

HanOfTheNekos posted...

ColZach posted...

Its hilarious to see time and time again people posting about things they actually just dont know about. If its so fucking easy, learn to code and go work for Blizzard and improve their quality by 500%.

Oh wait, it wont happen because you guys have no idea how to code and talk mad shit like you do. I certainly dont but I know if it really would have taken ten seconds they would have done it.

Of course your retort is just well lul the game isnt programmed reasokably, so go ahead and submit your resume to Blizzard. HS game director spot is open.

What is your problem?
A. If you don't know how to code, don't argue about coding. You only look like a fool.
B. If you don't know who you're talking to, don't assume they don't know how to code. You only look like a fool.

I explained the exact way you would adjust the coding, presuming it was programmed a certain way, to make the fix. Maybe that was your hint that I did know what I was talking about?

My problem is you think this problem was easily fixable and it clearly wasnt a single line of code. I actually admitted in my post I dont know the details but Im willing to bet fifty bucks you dont know the details of Deathstalker Rexxars code either.

Your suggestion of a single line fix indicates that you have no idea what youre talking about, clearly. Like I said, go apply for one of those open spots at Blizzard, and be their new master coder and solve all of their spaghetti code problems. Prove me wrong.

Oh wait, you wont because you actually arent a professional coder. If it would have taken ten seconds and a single line of code, they would have done it.

Undertaker was the most overpowered card in the game, hands down. It was stronger than Tunnel Trogg. Turn 4 6/7 was a thing alongside 2/1 leper gnome, loot hoarder, among other stuff. Haunted creeper too.

whaaaat

This is a travesty

I guess it was meta cards now that I take a much closer look

Dr Boom is such a good meme though.

I hope Yogg gets it, honestly

This topic has been so peaceful. I wonder why.

What do you guys think will win the best card ever?

Harambe4Life#1780

Das me

LiquidOshawott posted...

It kinda does, you just have to build Aggro with Faerie/Gargoyle/Scalebane/Amalgam

Thats interesting, I havent tried that

And its probavly why its not as strong as I want it to be cause Ive been playing Wrymguard and DK Uther

I reaaaaaaaly want Dragon Paladin to work. Hopefully they release a class dragon next expac with taunt or somethin

I really dont like him, I hated watching her take like 100+ fatigue damage but I cant do anything :(

Ya this is the one

If you are new and play Hearthstone, consider adding yourself to the board 8 hearthstone player list.

http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Hearthstone

Hows everybody doing in the single player content? Whos got the card back already? The meta seems to have stabilized into cubelock and spiteful summoner, so i know Im really happy to enjoy some content that isnt ladder.

Can someone whos blocked by ulti make the next topic?

I beat shivers my first try because of Tess insane weapon card + lifesteal + poison.

I think shes likely the easiest, but people have said cannon man is easy and he seems tough to me. Same with dog boy.

Im sure Thor was going for a kill.

Honestly, Thanos COULD be mortally wounded, although the IG could help.

Its starlords fault, still.

turbopuns2 posted...

brb applying to be a hearthstone developer

I'll update you once I've reviewed the code in question

Double checking the links posted, I wasnt even wrong about what I said? Love how ulti will talk shit and then prove himself wrong. Its rockbiter weapon arena game all over again.

Not my alt. I closed my old account because of a bet.

Agree to disagree I guess but in that same thread it was confirmed as a localization and text issue, but keep pandering blizzard hate to confirm your biases.

HanOfTheNekos posted...

ColZach posted...

The rexxar issue was not a simple coding one, and unless youre literally a professional coder you should keep your incorrect opinion to yourself.

Got nothin about cubelock tho that deck is a complete pos to play against

Well no, anyone with a basic understanding of coding would know that the change wouldn't take more than... 10 seconds, if the game is programmed in any reasonable manner.

Presumably, each card is tagged with the card type, tribe, and set. Already, Rexxar's pool should be drawing beasts from standard sets. Adding KaC and WW to that list shouldn't take more than a line of coding a piece... if programmed to be absolutely random.

Its hilarious to see time and time again people posting about things they actually just dont know about. If its so fucking easy, learn to code and go work for Blizzard and improve their quality by 500%.

Oh wait, it wont happen because you guys have no idea how to code and talk mad shit like you do. I certainly dont but I know if it really would have taken ten seconds they would have done it.

Of course your retort is just well lul the game isnt programmed reasokably, so go ahead and submit your resume to Blizzard. HS game director spot is open.

The rexxar issue was not a simple coding one, and unless youre literally a professional coder you should keep your incorrect opinion to yourself.

Got nothin about cubelock tho that deck is a complete pos to play against

Did Tracker in one try, had captain shivers too. Interesting boss, I was carried by Tess weapon with windfury+deadly poison+leeching poison (all stolen from him)

Havent won anyone else :(