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TopicWhat can i do to make you like me?
ClarkDuke
10/28/18 4:52:15 AM
#17
MICHALCOLE posted...
Remember that topic where Larry was like congrats michalecole for being in the top of the standings for the contest! And you were fuck you you suck Im gonna do my best to take this little thing from you

Try not doing things like that

What a jerk move, and I'm sorry about Wario, ok?
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TopicKentucky Dad UN-APOLOGIZES for Dressing his 5 y/o SON as HITLER for HALLOWEEN!!!
ClarkDuke
10/28/18 4:27:58 AM
#12
mrduckbear posted...
Goldbach

The fact the last name is Ashkenazic Jewish, makes this sad, ok?
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TopicLittle Girl is UNIMPRESSED in Meeting MELANIA TRUMP!!!
ClarkDuke
10/28/18 4:23:50 AM
#3
I had the same look when visiting the wax museum, ok?
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TopicShe smiled at me on the subway.
ClarkDuke
10/28/18 4:20:57 AM
#9
MICHALCOLE posted...
Not comptroller?

The title of comptroller, has always seemed shady, ok?
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TopicLmao are people really blaming Trump for those Mail Bombs?
ClarkDuke
10/28/18 4:19:53 AM
#86
BUMPED2002 posted...
Trump is the symptom not disease of what's wrong in America.

The problem is the less electorally educated, get a vote, ok?
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TopicShe smiled at me on the subway.
ClarkDuke
10/28/18 4:13:49 AM
#7
MICHALCOLE posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Women smile at me on the subways, but usually because of my election, ok?

What are you running for?

Mayor, you have to start small, ok?
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TopicShe smiled at me on the subway.
ClarkDuke
10/28/18 4:09:05 AM
#5
Women smile at me on the subways, but usually because of my election, ok?
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TopicLmao are people really blaming Trump for those Mail Bombs?
ClarkDuke
10/26/18 3:34:42 PM
#20
Mead posted...
Imagine thinking that he knows how to put together a bomb

Or mail a package

Thanks for the guffaw, ok?
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TopicSomeone has been arrested in the pipe bombs mailing case
ClarkDuke
10/26/18 3:32:31 PM
#9
Cruddy_horse posted...
I'm confused as to how you could make several bombs but not a single one went off. I feel like if you're going to try to assassinate people you should make sure you know what you're doing.

Packages are likely immediately flagged for scans with politicians and you don't send a bomb if you're sane, ok?
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TopicSo, Khashoggi's children are reportedly barred from leaving Saudi Arabia.
ClarkDuke
10/26/18 3:28:28 PM
#27
Blighboy posted...
Zeus posted...
Case-in-point of this "factual" reporting is koi-gate, a deceptively framed manufactroversy that shouldn't have run as a story in the first place and did so solely because of the media's rabid hatred of Trump

Zeus fucking loves the fish story damn. He's like the only one who even remembers it.

He loves those fish, but in a totally non-sexual way, ok?
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TopicDo you think there will ever come a time when Transgenders are normalized?
ClarkDuke
10/26/18 3:24:49 PM
#117
wwinterj25 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
do you think nmb will ever leave his house

Doubtful.

Wild packs of dogs roaming our local cities is a problem President Trump should be taking more seriously, ok?
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TopicWhat's with aging millenials being so mad that Fortnite is popular
ClarkDuke
10/26/18 3:19:36 PM
#29
It's a phone game, I really hate the commercials targeting teenagers with phones, ok?
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Topic'Suspicious packages' mailed to Clinton, Obama, George Soros and CNN.
ClarkDuke
10/26/18 3:09:11 PM
#74
SkynyrdRocker posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
I don't know who is doing this, or why. I am guessing it is somebody on the Alt-Right, as I do not believe this to be a false-flag operation.

Only clue was an ISIS flag image attached to the packages, but I believe it could be intentionally misleading.

Whoever is doing this should be sent to a maximum security prison or executed. I hate everyone who he is sending the packages to, but this is terrorism.

Holy shit, ICOYAR is more rational than Zeus

I am shocked, ok? I feel like I need to reevaluate my view on Icoyar, Zeus is still a madman though.
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TopicDid you play tonight's mega billions?
ClarkDuke
10/24/18 12:51:48 AM
#16
DoubleOSnake posted...
edededdy posted...
Zeus posted...
Drawing hasn't happened yet so it's more a matter of "playing" >_>

this guy cant be a real person. literally who fucking nitpicks insignificant shit like this except for someone who likes being annoying

yeah no shit it's like he might want someone executed over misspelling a word or something

Let's be fair, Zeus is a proud neo-nazi, ok?
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TopicI spoke to a cute girl in m Calculus class today
ClarkDuke
10/24/18 12:35:29 AM
#157
Aculo posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
There are probably a million girls out there who would reject any of my advances, solely because I never had a real girlfriend before.


I don't think that would be a reason at all to be honest.


They are all fat, ugly, old, divorced, and have bad mannerisms.

dude, let's be honest, you're four out of five of those things, ok?

dat kettle.

He's become a SJW on a dating site, over valuing his lot in life, ok?
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TopicYou guys watch the conners last night?
ClarkDuke
10/17/18 4:39:21 PM
#13
MICHALECOLE posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
helIy posted...
it was okay.

but Jesus what is up with John Goodman. he doesn't even look like John Goodman, he looks like generic sitcom grandpa now

He stopped drinking and lost a ton of weight.

I heard thats why his acting isnt all that great on the show. They said he gets nervous in front of live studio audiences but he was able to deal with it in the original run because he was drunk the whole time. Not sure how true that all is though

Drinking helped me through child acting, studio audiences are brutal. They threw D cell and 9 volt batteries, ok?

Why.. why did they do that?

It was the 90's, cocaine and batteries were everywhere.
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TopicTrump may go down as the worst president.
ClarkDuke
10/17/18 4:36:12 PM
#130
madadude posted...
You and ICOYAR are just ridiculous, imagine thinking highly educated people are the people who are most not to be trusted when it comes to the things that they dedicate their lives towards. It's like not trusting an aerospace engineer when it comes to designing planes; better consult Zeus when it comes to plane design, he clearly is more informed.

They have to feel unique, like any good conman - he gives them the opportunity, ok?

Ironically, both are on public assistance programs, ok?
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Topicremember that time mcdonald's closed early?
ClarkDuke
10/17/18 4:27:03 PM
#34
Revelation34 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Better safe, than sorry, ok?


No. Avoiding gluten if you're not allergic is just a fad used by hipsters trying to be "special".

but I actually am gluten intolerant, ok?
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TopicGeneral Depression Topic
ClarkDuke
10/17/18 4:22:12 PM
#201
EclairReturns posted...
So how do I make friends in college? I don't just walk up to random people and say "hi" and intrude on what they were occupied with doing before I showed up, do I?

Start with making a friend, then work up from there, ok?
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TopicHow do you desensitize yourself to acts of depraved violence?
ClarkDuke
10/17/18 4:16:32 PM
#25
TopicYou guys watch the conners last night?
ClarkDuke
10/17/18 4:11:05 PM
#10
MICHALECOLE posted...
helIy posted...
it was okay.

but Jesus what is up with John Goodman. he doesn't even look like John Goodman, he looks like generic sitcom grandpa now

He stopped drinking and lost a ton of weight.

I heard thats why his acting isnt all that great on the show. They said he gets nervous in front of live studio audiences but he was able to deal with it in the original run because he was drunk the whole time. Not sure how true that all is though

Drinking helped me through child acting, studio audiences are brutal. They threw D cell and 9 volt batteries, ok?
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Topicremember that time mcdonald's closed early?
ClarkDuke
10/17/18 3:31:16 PM
#31
Revelation34 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
It's the gluten, stay away, ok?


Because everybody has a "gluten allergy".

Better safe, than sorry, ok?
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TopicThis 19 y/o Kid SHOT his COUSIN for going near his SALT and VINEGAR CHIPS!!!
ClarkDuke
10/17/18 3:24:03 PM
#31
Salt and vinegar chips make my semen taste like ambrosia, ok?
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Topicremember that time mcdonald's closed early?
ClarkDuke
10/17/18 3:21:18 PM
#29
Aculo posted...
i love mcdonalds, but it makes me feel like absolute shit, so i've managed to stay away from it for the past couple of years, ok?

It's the gluten, stay away, ok?
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TopicStarting my own local, artisanal toilet paper, ok?
ClarkDuke
10/17/18 3:20:21 PM
#26
JOExHIGASHI posted...
Revelation34 posted...
JOExHIGASHI posted...
I more concerned with whether he ends all his posts in "ok" or not. If so he'll be blocked.


Blocked for what?

for annoying me

There goes your free back rub, ok?
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TopicThis 17 y/o CONSERVATIVE Girl signed a CONTRACT with her DAD to stay a VIRGIN!!!
ClarkDuke
10/14/18 6:25:50 PM
#19
It look like she married her father, this creeps me out, ok?
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TopicI spoke to a cute girl in m Calculus class today
ClarkDuke
10/14/18 6:23:31 PM
#115
CacciatoPart3 posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
There are probably a million girls out there who would reject any of my advances, solely because I never had a real girlfriend before.


I don't think that would be a reason at all to be honest.


They are all fat, ugly, old, divorced, and have bad mannerisms.

Nice, you only have four of those traits.

Hat trick, ok?
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Topic28 y/o Blonde Teacher who had SEX with a 17 y/o Kid NOW says she's GUILTY!!!
ClarkDuke
10/14/18 6:22:33 PM
#8
FourthDimension posted...
The poor child. How will he ever recover from this?

I had sex with my other teacher, ok?
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TopicGeneral Depression Topic
ClarkDuke
10/14/18 6:21:35 PM
#163
tell her you want sex @LeetCheet, HPV isn't noticeable for men, ok?
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TopicStarting my own local, artisanal toilet paper, ok?
ClarkDuke
10/14/18 6:18:57 PM
#24
Ok, we decided on artisanal, vintage-style, handcrafted, locally sourced, small-batch, organic, free-range, gluten-free toilet paper, ok?
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TopicTrump may go down as the worst president.
ClarkDuke
10/14/18 6:18:06 PM
#108
darkknight109 posted...
minervo posted...
Mead posted...
Every week he has a new scandal that would have defined any other administration. He has so many though that no one even has time to really react before he moves on to the next terrible thing.

That's what makes him so awesome. He takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

If your biggest boast for a leader is "He continually fucks things up, but never seems to suffer the consequences", I don't think that makes him as awesome as you seem to think...

It makes me sad, ok?
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TopicRealistically, how would Superhumans be handled in the modern world?
ClarkDuke
10/14/18 6:16:47 PM
#47
ParanoidObsessive posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Zeus posted...
To be fair, hero sentiment would gradually change over time so the brutality would seem more permissible. And then eventually you have villains running these organizations so...

You have a fantastic point, look at the current GOP, ok?

He's the billionaire playboy we need, not the anachronistic WWII-era supersolider we want.


A super-solider president, sounds amazing, ok?
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TopicHalf of JAPANESE People who are 40 and under are VIRGINS!! Is it shameful???
ClarkDuke
10/14/18 6:12:30 PM
#79
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
r/incel

reddit shut it down, ok?
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TopicI spoke to a cute girl in m Calculus class today
ClarkDuke
10/13/18 1:43:18 AM
#109
Muscles posted...
CacciatoPart3 posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Why do you need two Associates degrees?


So I can get 2 Bachelors degrees

So you can get two jobs right?

He needs to make up for the lost time working

Without dating, he can easily workout having 2 jobs, ok?
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TopicI spoke to a cute girl in m Calculus class today
ClarkDuke
10/13/18 1:38:31 AM
#107
JazzMasterZero posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
I am just doomed to a life of loneliness, mediocrity, and failure. There are probably a million girls out there who would reject any of my advances, solely because I never had a real girlfriend before.

You forgot how you are the perfect gentleman.

Like Bill Cosby?
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Topic28 y/o Blonde Teacher who had SEX with a 17 y/o Kid NOW says she's GUILTY!!!
ClarkDuke
10/13/18 1:37:38 AM
#2
I had sex with one of my teachers, but I was homeschooled, ok?
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TopicI spoke to a cute girl in m Calculus class today
ClarkDuke
10/13/18 1:32:13 AM
#105
TheWorstPoster posted...
I am just doomed to a life of loneliness, mediocrity, and failure. There are probably a million girls out there who would reject any of my advances, solely because I never had a real girlfriend before.

In this world, I have an Emmy, ok?
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TopicGeneral Depression Topic
ClarkDuke
10/13/18 1:30:22 AM
#140
RCtheWSBC posted...
I hope everyone is having a decently adequate time right now.

Your salsas good, but I could use more chips, ok?
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TopicI spoke to a cute girl in m Calculus class today
ClarkDuke
10/13/18 1:19:25 AM
#102
TheWorstPoster posted...
party_animal07 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Fuck her ico

Fuck the shit out of her

This. Get all up in them guys bro.


I can't.

She, and her sister both have boyfriends.

Show dominance, have sex with their boyfriends, ok?
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TopicTrump may go down as the worst president.
ClarkDuke
10/13/18 1:17:51 AM
#58
Revelation34 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
As an thespian and scholar, I will say he's easily the worst human being - and I know Micheal Cera, ok?


Sure you do.

Thanks for reiterating the fact, ok?
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TopicStarting my own local, artisanal toilet paper, ok?
ClarkDuke
10/13/18 1:10:04 AM
#23
Revelation34 posted...
JOExHIGASHI posted...
I more concerned with whether he ends all his posts in "ok" or not. If so he'll be blocked.


Blocked for what?

For being human, and having flaws. Others forget, we actors have feelings, ok? <\3
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TopicTrump may go down as the worst president.
ClarkDuke
10/13/18 1:07:44 AM
#55
As an thespian and scholar, I will say he's easily the worst human being - and I know Micheal Cera, ok?
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TopicDo you think melania trump is pretty?
ClarkDuke
10/08/18 6:49:35 PM
#13
His wife is old, yuck.

CacciatoPart3 posted...
If theres only one thing the president and I have in common, its that we want to bang his daughter

That's hot, ok?
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Topicatt midgetman
ClarkDuke
10/08/18 6:44:31 PM
#14
CacciatoPart3 posted...
Mead posted...
Fuckin got him

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TopicTaylor Swift FINALLY reveals her POLITICS and Urges people to vote DEMOCRATS!!!
ClarkDuke
10/08/18 6:39:32 PM
#38
OhhhJa posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
WastelandCowboy posted...
It really says something about all these politicians that live in a bubble isolated from the struggles of living like an average Joe are almost universally Republicans.

It really does, ok?

Because the dem politicians dont live inside a wealthy privileged bubble?

Right.
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TopicMaking sexual harassment claims that are over 30 years old.
ClarkDuke
10/08/18 6:30:31 PM
#328
IronicFool posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
I'm literally the devil, and he scares me, ok?


I'm not sure what your race has to do with anything. White people are more irrationally afraid IMO anyway because they don't have enough melanin.

Exactly, ok?
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TopicMy friend from the car accident is doing so well.
ClarkDuke
10/08/18 6:29:46 PM
#23
TopicBased on Rottentomatoes, 88% of people LIKED VENOM...Surprised????
ClarkDuke
10/08/18 6:25:37 PM
#24
TopicTaylor Swift FINALLY reveals her POLITICS and Urges people to vote DEMOCRATS!!!
ClarkDuke
10/08/18 6:17:57 PM
#36
WastelandCowboy posted...
It really says something about all these politicians that live in a bubble isolated from the struggles of living like an average Joe are almost universally Republicans.

It really does, ok?
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TopicMaking sexual harassment claims that are over 30 years old.
ClarkDuke
10/08/18 6:13:32 PM
#324
_AdjI_ posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
He got confirmed today.

I can't wait to see the youtube compilations of genderless hippies falling on their knees outside the senate, screaming to the heavens in fury and despair.

It's like Trump won all over again.

Hahahahahaha!


You seem like a pleasant person.

I'm white, and he scares me, ok?
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