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TopicAmy Schumer says Cindy Hyde-Smith is a CRACKHEAD with Tiny RACIST TEETH!!!
ClarkDuke
11/29/18 8:47:06 PM
#13
I live in Los Angeles, those are indeed crackhead teeth, ok?
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Topicdoes any1 honestly like icoyar?
ClarkDuke
11/29/18 8:42:29 PM
#20
He's better than Zeus, but that's a remarkably low bar, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/29/18 8:40:03 PM
#15
Red_Frog posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
we've been getting flack for Micheal Cera in brown face, ok?

It's not because of brown face, it's because of Michael Cera.

Fair enough, not everyone liked his shift to off broadway, with Lobby Hero, ok?

SunWuKung420 posted...
If you are the real clark duke, are you willing to video chat with me? I will record it.

Thanks for the offer, but I'm interested in women, and dating someone, ok?

Revelation34 posted...
You should take pictures.

Landscape photography is a hobby of mine, ok?
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Topici came to eat CHEETOS® and masturbate, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 11:14:15 PM
#5
I like to masturbate after eating Cheetos, then pretend my dust stained penis is the POTUS, ok?
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TopicWould You Kiss This User No 71
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 11:11:31 PM
#7
TopicMom of 27 y/o American CHRISTIAN Man KILLED says it's his OWN FAULT!!!
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 11:10:34 PM
#30
Zeus posted...
Killing Christians is more of a Muslim and atheist thing than a Hindu thing. Plus are the island's inhabitants even Hindu?

Are you even trying?
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TopicIs it me, or did the ugliest girl win this race?
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 10:59:48 PM
#98
Zeus posted...
Well, I guess it speaks to the old adage: "When you don't have looks, you have to try much harder at life."

Then why are you on unemployment Brett, you don't have looks, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 10:43:40 PM
#9
We are looking for Peggy, and we've been getting flack for Micheal Cera in brown face, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 10:40:16 PM
#7
Metalsonic66 posted...
Thomas Haden Church as Boomhauer

He's trying out for Hank.
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TopicHave you ever joined a patreon?
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 10:39:24 PM
#105
wwinterj25 posted...
True story, ok?

When she asked why, I told her she's not worth a roll of quarters, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 10:37:18 PM
#5
Metalsonic66 posted...
Matthew McConaughey as Dale

He's holding out for Boomhauer, ok?
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TopicThanks GM for killing some more towns.
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 10:36:11 PM
#18
Mead posted...
People need to stop trying to look for a person to blame and understand that this is the price of automation, theres no stopping it, and this isnt even the tip of the iceberg yet.

Lots of jobs are going away and society and the economy are gonna have to completely restructure to accommodate the fact.

It's easier for the small minded to blame an individual, then conceptualize the why, ok?
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TopicElon Musk said he'll probably live on Mars. What genius, wish I thought of that!
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 10:27:54 PM
#17
TopicHave you ever joined a patreon?
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 10:21:25 PM
#103
wwinterj25 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
I was once thrown out of a strip club for throwing a rolls of nickels, ok?


Was it worth it though?

When isn't it worth throwing a roll of nickels at someone's chest, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 9:59:37 PM
#3
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
sounds awesome. i know youll do a great job as bobby, clark

Thank you Larry. I felt the best gift for Bobby's legacy, was playing him myself, ok?
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TopicDo you think this is a stupid reason to not smile at school?
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 5:45:35 AM
#6
TopicHave you ever joined a patreon?
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 5:26:51 AM
#46
wwinterj25 posted...
I bet if it was some guy doing this you wouldn't be as quick to throw money at him.

I was once thrown out of a strip club for throwing a rolls of nickels, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 5:14:22 AM
#1
The idea is a decades passed, but with a darker comedic spin added, ok?

It would center on a successful Bobby's return to Arlen, with plans of raising Luanne and Lucky's child. Their trailer crushed them in a tornado.

Bobby, constantly struggles with his sobriety and gets back into contact with his childhood friend, Joseph.

Thoughts and opinions are welcome, ok?
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TopicHave you ever joined a patreon?
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 4:47:25 AM
#41
TopicDEEP FRlED DOG POOP
ClarkDuke
11/26/18 4:46:14 AM
#6
Cacciato posted...
Why do you like poop so much?

Everything starts with t in the v, ok?
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TopicIvanka Trump used a personal email account to send hundreds of government emails
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 11:42:47 PM
#18
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
Judgmenl posted...
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Lol. Lock her up?


Yes.
If that's the case then she broke the law and needs to be punished.

Daddy's little girl needs to be punished, Daddy Trump better take care of her

You can tell he wants a run at Ivanka, ok?
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TopicI was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 11:38:50 PM
#23
TopicWhat's a good hard game from this year that will push ma shit in?
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 11:34:23 PM
#18
I found the most appropriate place to push my shit in, was a toilet, ok?
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TopicI was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 11:32:49 PM
#21
wwinterj25 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
It's why I masturbate before every scene, ok?


Sounds like the best course of action, ok?

It was a tip given to me by John Ritter, during my run on Hearts Afire, ok?
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TopicI wanted to deface currency to, ironically, teach people a lesson.
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 11:27:02 PM
#11
I draw multiple penises all over the bills I receive, it's a labor of love, ok?
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TopicIs it me, or did the ugliest girl win this race?
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 11:14:53 PM
#14
TopicTrump has made the "baggy suit" hip.
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 11:09:29 PM
#9
You'd almost never guess he's wearing a diaper underneath, ok?
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TopicI was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 11:07:57 PM
#16
Lokarin posted...
it's easy to pretend to be a racist or sexist since they look and act like anyone else.

I don't wear MAGA hats though, ok?
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TopicI really wish Peter Jackson didn't just cut out entire chapters from FotR
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 11:06:15 PM
#24
TopicI was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 11:03:16 PM
#13
VixYW posted...
I think the harder is getting to be an actor at all.

I was a child actor - now adult actor, ok?
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TopicI was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 11:02:47 PM
#12
wwinterj25 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
How do the rest of you feel on the subject, ok?


Acting being sexist and racist is easy. Actually acting sex scenes without getting hard. Not so much I'd imagine.

It's why I masturbate before every scene, ok?

MisterXiado posted...
Read FBI violent crime statistics by race, and you'll be "racist" in no time.
Read child homicide statistics by sex of the perpetrator, and you'll be "sexist" in no time.

Care to summarize, it'd be easier, ok?

shadowsword87 posted...
It depends on if they're a method actor or not I guess.

Fair point, ok?

dancer62 posted...
It's a part. So what? Follow your blocking, don't intentionally upstage your co-actors, follow the script and the director, don't blow your lines.

Cagney wasn't really a gangster, Shatner and Stewart aren't starship captains, , Robert Englund isn't a supernatural maniac. It's called "acting"!

Jazz-hands would've sealed your post, ok?

Krazy_Kirby posted...
impersonating someone doesn't make you an actor ziggi

Again, I'm not Ziggi but he's a close friend, ok?

GasMonkey posted...
just cause you got paid 20 and the guy filmed it doesnt mean youre an actor

Sounds like you learned the hard way, ok?
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TopicI have cancer.
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 1:36:22 AM
#164
wwinterj25 posted...
xjayguyx posted...
Like you care.


This topic isn't about you so I'm just going to ignore your drivel.

Zeus did the same thing when I had a scare, he acts like the center on everything, ok?
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TopicSeattle Teacher who had SEX with her 12 y/o STUDENT is BACK TOGETHER with him!!!
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 1:34:13 AM
#4
Zeus posted...
Given he can do far better, I guess it shows the harm of grooming.

You guys, Brett sounds jealous, ok?
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TopicI was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 1:24:20 AM
#3
Topichave girl is pregant?
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 1:11:28 AM
#14
TopicFlorida Girl Screams PLEASE DON'T KILL ME playing CALL OF DUTY and COPS CAME!!!
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 1:09:16 AM
#2
TopicI was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 1:06:29 AM
#1
As an actor, pretending to be sexist is much harder, ok?

How do the rest of you feel on the subject, ok?
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TopicIvanka Trump used a personal email account to send hundreds of government emails
ClarkDuke
11/20/18 1:03:31 AM
#3
Ivanka sounds like the name of a spy, Russian spy, ok?
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TopicWhy are people calling it no fap November?
ClarkDuke
11/08/18 2:40:39 PM
#17
solid_kush posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
It's propaganda from the church, ok?


Really?

They want less masturbation, ok?
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TopicWhy are people calling it no fap November?
ClarkDuke
11/08/18 2:34:11 PM
#15
TopicWhat is the chance this job calls me back?
ClarkDuke
11/08/18 2:31:42 PM
#12
I've found headshots of my penis gets a callback, ok?
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TopicLiberal Horror Producer, Jason Blum is BOOED and THREATENED for DISSING TRUMP!!!
ClarkDuke
11/08/18 2:25:10 PM
#16
Zikten posted...
I never hated Jews. the whole thing was cause you guys misunderstood what I was saying. I said I was not able to understand how God could let the holocaust happen. and that I don't believe in the jewish religion cause of that. I never said I hated Jews

I feel like there's missing context, and you're giving me the press release, ok?
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TopicLarry King in hospital after fall.
ClarkDuke
11/08/18 2:20:53 PM
#2
TopicLiberal Horror Producer, Jason Blum is BOOED and THREATENED for DISSING TRUMP!!!
ClarkDuke
11/08/18 2:20:09 PM
#14
Zikten posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
why does Zikten dislike the Jewish as a whole

I.......don't?

You changed your mind?
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TopicTabata out as majority of FFXV DLC cancelled
ClarkDuke
11/08/18 2:17:53 PM
#27
Jen0125 posted...
what about people who bought the season pass

Lube up, we're being screwed, ok?
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TopicDid you know that they once marketed cigarettes with a new kind of filter, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/08/18 2:14:07 PM
#1
One that was far more effective, and hence made for a healthier smoke?

That filter was made out of asbestos, ok?
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TopicHave you ever realized well after the fact that someone played you?
ClarkDuke
11/08/18 2:11:38 PM
#7
As an actor extraordinaire, I am lied to on a daily basis, ok?
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TopicLiberal Horror Producer, Jason Blum is BOOED and THREATENED for DISSING TRUMP!!!
ClarkDuke
11/08/18 2:07:31 PM
#10
DrVonRupee posted...
Full throttle why do you make these cancerous topics all the time?

Why does Zeus vehemently defend neo-Nazis, and why does Zikten dislike the Jewish as a whole, ok?
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TopicI kinda want to get a bad dragon sex toy
ClarkDuke
11/08/18 2:02:26 PM
#13
MICHALECOLE posted...
LinkPizza posted...
This makes me think they Ive always wanted to try a fleshlight. But maybe not such an expensive one... But I also dont know a good price for them...

If you use a flesh light then youre turned back into a straight man so be careful

If there's any fecal matter in it, he's safe, ok?
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TopicWhat can i do to make you like me?
ClarkDuke
10/28/18 4:57:19 AM
#19
You got closer than anyone here, and there's always next year, ok?
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