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Topic26 y/o Blonde gets 6 YEARS Prison for having SEX with a 17 y/o Boy she ADOPTED!
ClarkDuke
12/22/18 3:32:19 AM
#4
LinkPizza posted...
I mean, I dont think single people shouldnt be able to adopt... I think its certain people that shouldnt be able to adopt.

Never would've imagined you were a racist, wow, ok?
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TopicRate that thing ~ Day 1840 ~ This is my final poll
ClarkDuke
12/22/18 3:24:44 AM
#19
Slayer posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
did you save all of the results?


I have about half of the results saved on my current phone. And the other half saved on my old smartphone. I probably wont post all the results because itll take 30+ posts to post them all. But yeah, I do have the results.

Chewster posted...
The sheer amount of these always kinda freaked me out, good to be moving on to other things (not that it seems like something that would actually take a whole lot of time out of your day, but still)


Yeah, takes me around 30-45 seconds to make a poll. But Im done.

Far-Queue posted...
Do you salt your watermelon?


I watermelon my salt.

Now you have to post the results, ok?
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Topicrate my son's christmas haul 2018 edition
ClarkDuke
12/22/18 3:20:43 AM
#12
Looks great Larry, your sons one lucky kid, ok?

10/10
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TopicGot an allergic reaction to my new sheets (pic)
ClarkDuke
12/22/18 3:17:07 AM
#53
JimCarrysToe posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Wash them in a large load - teaspoon of dish soap, cup of baking soda, and 2 cups of white vinegar. Before it drains, let it sit for 30 minutes, and let it run for 5 minutes, ok?

Rewash the sheets with gentle soaps from now on, ok?

Thanks but it turns out its probably chicken pox and not a reaction to the soap, ok? v_v

Ouch, chicken pox when you're old, sucks, ok?
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TopicForever 21 causes Outrage after they used a WHITE MODEL to promote WAKANDA!!!
ClarkDuke
12/22/18 3:08:49 AM
#107
Zeus posted...
InhumaneRaider posted...
Philip Defranco made a good point about this.

"I don't have a problem with this personally, it doesn't affect me. I just think it's an odd marketing choice. It's like if the marketing team for WorldStarHipHop decided that I should be the spokesperson for their company."


How is that a good point when they literally picked black models for some of the other shirts? Mixed representation only benefits the brand. Plus why the fuck are you listening to Phil DeFranco?

ITP, Zeus gets angry someone has a different opinion, how shocking, ok?
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TopicHey guys, I'm getting married tomorrow. Ama?
ClarkDuke
12/22/18 3:01:08 AM
#15
CacciatoPart3 posted...
Far-Queue posted...
Guess my invite must've got lost in the mail somewhere.

It's cool... I didn't want to be part of your special day anyways, ok?

Excuse me, while I smoke, drink, and cry on the toilet, ok?
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TopicForever 21 causes Outrage after they used a WHITE MODEL to promote WAKANDA!!!
ClarkDuke
12/21/18 3:25:06 AM
#104
Zeus posted...
Lokarin posted...
Wow, the Wakanda fans are racists if they can't see past the colour of a model


Isn't Wakanda itself highly racist, though?

Coming from you, the above sentence is hilarious, ok?
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TopicJustice Department alleges Trump knowingly directed Cohen to commit felonies
ClarkDuke
12/21/18 2:57:47 AM
#57
TopicGot an allergic reaction to my new sheets (pic)
ClarkDuke
12/21/18 2:34:11 AM
#38
Wash them in a large load - teaspoon of dish soap, cup of baking soda, and 2 cups of white vinegar. Before it drains, let it sit for 30 minutes, and let it run for 5 minutes, ok?

Rewash the sheets with gentle soaps from now on, ok?
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TopicContemplating buying a VW van and van dwelling, driving around the country, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/21/18 2:28:23 AM
#6
Blaqthourne posted...
With that kind of attitude, you're going to end up living in a van down by the river.

I have multiple homes, but I'll live in my van during the road trip, ok?

SunWuKung420 posted...
Y9DgXur

Sweet van, ok?

zebatov posted...
I only get into vans that offer free candy.

And no. Most of us have jobs to go to.

If only we all could afford to just drive around an entire country.

As a former child actor, and adult actor - I live comfortably, ok?

DrPrimemaster posted...
Should definitely do it if you are able to.

I bought it, might even try surfing, ok?
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Topicbuying an fps game and NOT playing multiplayer, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/17/18 5:41:06 PM
#8
i play the part of an unemployed phone sex operator, trying to drum up business in the online matches, ok?

it really creeps out the younger crowd, you'd be surprised how fast someone can stop talking, ok?
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Topic$5k but you let stranger use your computer for 15 mins, 5mins from now
ClarkDuke
12/17/18 5:35:07 PM
#11
TopicDylann Roof's 23 y/o RACIST Female PEN-PAL planned a TERRORIST ATTACK!!!
ClarkDuke
12/17/18 5:30:34 PM
#8
Yes, I stockpile food and weapons - I'm growing suspicious of myself as I type, ok?
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TopicContemplating buying a VW van and van dwelling, driving around the country, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/17/18 5:27:41 PM
#1
Feel like a teen again, you know - have an awesome summer with my girlfriend, ok?

Anyone on POTD contemplated it?
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TopicDid you hear about that racist incident on the ny subway a few days ago?
ClarkDuke
12/17/18 4:41:54 AM
#8
Zeus posted...
dancer62 posted...
"Racist" is a term that has lost its meaning.


It's what happens when it's casually tossed about in just about every argument under the sun.

You are such a drama queen, ok?
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TopicI guess the SNES Classic counts as a collection
ClarkDuke
12/17/18 4:38:49 AM
#5
Lokarin posted...
Gamecube_Gamer posted...
Though I can't beat any of the Robot Masters.


Are you... scrub?

A scrub can't get no love from me, ok?
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TopicDo you get aggrivated when driving?
ClarkDuke
12/17/18 3:54:59 AM
#38
No, though I've been asked to stop pointing pistols at my fellow motorists, ok?
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TopicMichigan PRIEST says 18 y/o Kid is NOT going to HEAVEN while at his FUNERAL!!!
ClarkDuke
12/17/18 3:45:42 AM
#25
Revelation34 posted...
_AdjI_ posted...
Of course Zeus is defending this.


It makes no sense to be the Greek god of Thunder and defend other religions.

The Greek God of Thunder, wasn't named, Brett, ok?
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TopicParents say priest told mourners their son may be kept out of heaven forever
ClarkDuke
12/16/18 4:24:18 AM
#18
ParanoidObsessive posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Also, I'm not saying science is bullshit.

I'd be willing to say that for a great many sciences, or at least how science is generally interpreted by most people. Especially the sort of people who are usually the most anti-religion.

For most people, "science" is the religion of the modern age and "scientists" (ie, anyone with some pretense of academic authority) are basically the new priests. We just traded in frocks for white coats and the idiots fall lock-step in line while crowing about how enlightened they are for not falling for any of that "religion" nonsense. It's still blind faith and not really understanding the tenets of what you claim to believe in, just with a different paradigm to put on the pedestal.


Any scientist that isn't a full blown skeptic, is a Scientologist, ok?
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TopicI have cancer.
ClarkDuke
12/16/18 4:17:28 AM
#190
Stay strong, ok?

Zeus posted...
THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
I guess cancer isn't too bad.


Depends on the kind and how soon you catch it. I have friends and family for whom it hasn't exactly ended well.

Stop trying to make this about you, ok?
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Topicsun wukung
ClarkDuke
12/16/18 4:13:43 AM
#70
TopicDisney Actor on a Popular LGBTQ Series is ARRESTED for being a PEDOPHILE!!!
ClarkDuke
12/16/18 4:01:16 AM
#4
Zikten posted...
I've seen parts of that show cause my sister was watching it last year. I don't know if she still watches it. it's about a 13 year old (I think) girl who finds out one day that her older sister who moved out a long time ago, is actually her mom. and who she thought were her parents are her grandparents actually. from what I saw, it seems like a quality show unlike most of the stuff Nickolodean and Disney make. It will probably be remembered with nostalgia by today's kids when they are grown up. it's like this generation's Clarissa Explains It All or something liek that

Except this show had a pedophile, ok?
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TopicMichigan PRIEST says 18 y/o Kid is NOT going to HEAVEN while at his FUNERAL!!!
ClarkDuke
12/16/18 3:56:49 AM
#19
Kimbos_Egg posted...
Zeus posted...
aHappySacka posted...
Well, he's not wrong...

And that's another thing wrong with any religion when you pick and choose which parts are ok and get offended when someone cites something you don't agree with but is within the same doctrine you follow.


This. Under prior church doctrine, suicides weren't even allowed to be buried in the same cemetery as everybody else.


Does this shit need to be brought up at the fucking funeral?

Would you do the same if he died in a drunk driving accident?

Personally, I find a funeral an inappropriate, and morally reprehensible place to discuss it - For anyone not having sex on the regular, yes, ok?
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TopicEgyptian actress sued for wearing dress that "invites debauchery"
ClarkDuke
12/16/18 3:51:52 AM
#184
_AdjI_ posted...
If you want to be less direct in your questioning, you could always ask Janway what their views are on Malala Yousafzi

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TopicThree people so far have told me to not make a big deal out of my road test.
ClarkDuke
12/16/18 3:46:28 AM
#9
I knew a guy named Jimmy, he worked in craft services and a magnetized plate on his skull, if he can pass - so can you, ok?
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TopicMy stream when urinating is so powerful it sprays everywhere, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/16/18 3:42:05 AM
#15
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
its just the price you pay for having a huge dong, clark

You're probably dead on, Larry, ok?

As a fellow sufferer, you are well aware it's our cross to bare, ok?

HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that a piece of lint is stuck up there.

So, pipe cleaners would push it further up?

LeetCheet posted...
Why is this topic tagged as 'Live Event' lol

Unless it's a public bathroom - I'm sitting down till the issues sorted out, ok?

Kenneth_Writer posted...
Is it powerful enough to sound like you're frying chicken?

Mixed with the sounds of opening a shaken soda, ok?

ernieforss posted...
as you grow up it won't be that powerful. so enjoy it while it last.

Prostate checks are important, ok?

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Lol. Wtf.

No autographs, ok?
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TopicLast week, I went to my local dog park and played with all the dogs, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/16/18 3:31:30 AM
#9
Playsaver posted...
Isn't going to a dog park without your own dog like going to a daycare without your own kid being there?

I signed a few autographs, no one batted an eye, ok?

Mead posted...
Can you get ringworm by just posting in a topic

You'll find out soon enough, do let us know, ok?

LinkPizza posted...
I went to a dog park once. You were suppose to only have 2 dogs per person. I have two dogs. But I also had my friends dog. I still went...

Dog parks are the Wild West, ok?
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TopicEgyptian actress sued for wearing dress that "invites debauchery"
ClarkDuke
12/14/18 5:13:05 AM
#165
_AdjI_ posted...
Remember that time Janway got suspended for saying he/she/it was hoping to be able to kill gay people in Hotline Miami 2?

Slipped my mind, wow, ok?
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TopicWould You Live With This User No 17
ClarkDuke
12/14/18 5:08:04 AM
#11
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
as long as his wife makes me and my tinder babes pierogies

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TopicIf you opened the Door and people are singing CHRISTMAS SONGS, What do you do???
ClarkDuke
12/14/18 5:06:57 AM
#16
TopicJustice Department alleges Trump knowingly directed Cohen to commit felonies
ClarkDuke
12/14/18 5:03:53 AM
#46
Topicwho was the last person YOU saw completely naked?
ClarkDuke
12/14/18 4:44:32 AM
#22
The elderly couple living next door, they still have an active sex-life at their age, good for them, ok?
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Topicin this topic, tag someone, anyone, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/14/18 4:35:42 AM
#53
Troll_Police_ posted...
Aculo posted...
Noop_Noop posted...
Awww. Not at all surprised to see him pretend, but i didnt figure mead would totally puss out.

One more.

@Zeus

while i'm posting, @ClarkDuke


so is that actually clark duke or is it just kana pretending to be someone because they look exactly the fuck alike

It's me, but I'll be damned - we do look similar, ok?

But I stand out, with my trademark ascot, along with my talents in the theatre, ok?
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TopicMy stream when urinating is so powerful it sprays everywhere, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/14/18 4:30:05 AM
#8
TallTamryu posted...
Focus your power, let it become like one of those waterjets that can cut steel, ok?

I'll give it a try, ok?

OhhhJa posted...
Quit peeing after jerking it, mate

I wish it was that simple, ok?

Aculo posted...
most people who experience these issues are those whom have a lot of sexual intercourse. you being an international sensation, clark, it would not surprise me if that were the case, ok?

SunWuKung420 posted...
Sounds like narrow urethra problems.

i'm sure you would know, ok?

You flatter me, likely your theory is dead on - as usual, ok?

Poor Sunny, perhaps he and his wife can look into treatments.
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TopicWatched Schindlers list for the first
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 5:18:48 AM
#5
I saw the movie when I was 8, my parents really dropped the ball, ok?
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TopicSword Art Online cashing in on that goblin slayer money
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 5:14:01 AM
#7
TopicMy stream when urinating is so powerful it sprays everywhere, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 5:12:28 AM
#3
minervo posted...
But can it cut glass?

No, it's unfocused, ok?
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TopicMy stream when urinating is so powerful it sprays everywhere, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 5:02:43 AM
#1
Should I be concerned, it's like a thumb over a running hose, ok?
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Topic45 y/o Pennsylvania Dad who ran away with 16 y/o Asian Girl gets 5 YEARS PRISON
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 4:53:26 AM
#6
The look on his face says he had sex with her, ok?
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TopicThis Rhode Island Girl says she likes to DRESS EVIL!! Is She Hot???
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 4:50:03 AM
#7
TopicWho is the craziest person you know irl?
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 4:46:19 AM
#12
I know a premature baby who was born at 5 months old, he's a cool kid, ok?
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TopicFar-Right CONSERVATIVE has QUIT Social Media after his Fans TURNED ON HIM!!!
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 4:29:38 AM
#7
ASlaveObeys posted...
Reasonable dude wanting to remove himself as the face of a group of unreasonable people.

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TopicJustice Department alleges Trump knowingly directed Cohen to commit felonies
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 4:27:20 AM
#39
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
streamofthesky posted...
Mead posted...
https://observer.com/2018/12/president-trump-really-may-go-to-jail-for-the-rest-of-his-life/

Hes gonna have to hope 46 takes pity on him and issues a pardon for his NO COLLUSION

That all sounds lovely, but I hope that they're tying Mike Pence to this shit as well, lest we get an even worse person as president.

Ironically, the 2016 election crimes could lead to the first female president after all -- New House Speaker Pelosi is next in line after the VP.

Oh God they'll be rioting in the streets if she takes over

You sold me with rioting, ok?
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TopicEgyptian actress sued for wearing dress that "invites debauchery"
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 4:19:02 AM
#140
Mover_of_Zigs posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Mover_of_Zigs posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
I do like getting an erection, ok?

Does anyone have any tips for hiding an erection in public?

Own it, erections are natural, ok?

I was asking for a friend. If you look at my erection, whatever discomfort you feel is your own doing

That's what I said, right before they banned me from the Metro-Link, ok?

Revelation34 posted...
JanwayDaahl posted...
I never said I'm Iranian. I don't think I've ever once mentioned my race here.


Lol.

That's what he said, ok?
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TopicDo you floss?
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 4:11:22 AM
#19
JOExHIGASHI posted...
What are you, my dentist?

I do dental work as a hobby, will I probably do something sexual while your under - that's a hard, yes, ok?
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TopicJames Gunn made a movie about an evil Superman ripoff
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 4:01:44 AM
#21
DeathMagnetic80 posted...
Zeus posted...
It looks alright. While I can see some nods to Superman, it doesn't look like anything that would result in a lawsuit.

At any rate, I guess even in the era of #MeToo getting outed as a pedophile doesn't hurt directors' careers.


There's a pretty huge difference between making some gross jokes and being an actual pedophile.

Don't break down Brett's stawman arguement, without it - he'll realize he's on unemployment and has become a SJW, ok?
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Topic31 y/o CHRISTIAN is Arrested after he SCREAMED to Kids that SANTA ISN'T REAL!!!
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 3:40:18 AM
#6
Keebs05 posted...
Screaming that Santa is fake while believing in an invisible sky-person...

5R1FM2PNw3G6AZWBsc

I enjoyed this, ok?
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TopicIs anybody else sort of worried about US foreign relations post-Trump?
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 3:38:10 AM
#20
Zeus posted...
Is anybody else wondering about WastelandCowboy's emotional well-being post-Trump? Will he be able to find a new outlet for his comical overreactions or will he implode?

Let's be honest Brett, after Icoyar showed he's the more stable of the 2 of you - you've somehow gotten worse, ok? I wasn't even aware it was humanly possible.
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TopicI need a good movie script
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 3:28:19 AM
#27
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
you should watch starship troopers. it has a lot of action

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TopicLast week, I went to my local dog park and played with all the dogs, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/11/18 3:27:12 AM
#5
StoneRevolver posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
StoneRevolver posted...
What we call 'ringworm' is actually about 9 different types of fungus that work together.
Now you learned something else.

I already knew that, ok?

Anything else?

Uh, it's commonly called tinea if you work in a medical field.

I didn't know that, interesting, ok?
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