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TopicI used to feel great after drinking, now I wake up with a headache every time =/
ChouBF
07/16/17 11:33:49 AM
#1
80/80

Not sure what I'm doing wrong or if I'm just too old now. I turned 30 with in the last year, so maybe that's why. :/ It's all downhill from here.

Like I literally only had one glass of brandy last night, woke up with a headache. I used to drink that much and feel amazing the next day, like I actually slept and woke up energized and ready to go. I don't think I was dehydrated, I drank water all day and had a Powerade before the brandy.

This is what I drink, because I'm cheap
https://www.davidsonsliquors.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/1000x1330/d0abd60b1ebaab657f68ba9b11e40d4e/0/1/01785.jpg
TopicMega Man X
ChouBF
07/15/17 11:02:19 AM
#25
TheBiggerWiggle posted...
I remember cutting off flame mammoth's trunk as a kid and being like "oh shit how did I do that" and then it took me like ten years and the internet to figure out how I did it.


o_O How do you cut off his trunk
TopicIs a hot dog a sandwich? -- no, but maybe.
ChouBF
07/15/17 9:51:18 AM
#4
Tickledpuppy posted...
an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal. e.g., "a ham sandwich"


A hot dog bun is technically one piece of bread.
TopicI miss the part of the 90s where video game magazines literally linked to porn
ChouBF
07/14/17 7:52:16 AM
#15
Overheadnero posted...
nayr626 posted...

But video games don't really have cheats anymore.

That is one thing I truly miss.


I mean, some games still have cheats. I don't recall cheats being a common feature in earlier video games?
TopicWas Doug a revolutionary show?
ChouBF
07/14/17 12:48:41 AM
#5
*Insert Cracked article about Doug literally having a mental illness*
TopicSo who is the weakest video game main playable character?
ChouBF
07/13/17 5:55:09 AM
#28
The kid from Harvest Moon would probably lose a fight to almost any one.
TopicWhy are most women so fucking hot
ChouBF
07/11/17 11:30:05 AM
#10
919
A grading system for women...919 being the hottest you can get.
the first 9 stand for the face (0-9) 9 being the best
the 1 stands for whether or not you would sleep with this girl (this number is either a 1 or a 0, 1 you will, 0 you wont)
the last 9 stands for this persons body (0-9, 9 being the sexiest body and 0 being the most disturbing)


This is one of the stupidest fucking things I've ever read.
TopicOkay, going to try something at work to get a customer banned from the store...
ChouBF
07/08/17 12:37:50 PM
#29
Giving a letter to the store manager probably won't do any thing. It sounds like your AP team is collecting evidence. There are procedures that need to be followed for stuff like this, and there needs to be proof. It's not an instant "Gotcha bitch!" thing
TopicAre we too absorbed into our smartphones these days?
ChouBF
07/06/17 10:23:12 PM
#8
I hate to sound like an old man, but...where I work all the "kids" (16-22 year olds) are like GLUED to their fucking phones. It's like every hour they take a "bathroom" break so they can text for 20 minutes. It's fucking ridiculous.

Like, I can stay up all night zoned out on video games, but I can also fucking put them down when it's time. I've gone days with no video games, but it seems like people lately can't go an hour with out their damn phone. It's worse than the damn smokers.
Topicwhat is your five guys order
ChouBF
07/06/17 10:17:01 PM
#20
Bacon [duh], mayo, pickles, tomatoes, grilled mushrooms, mustard

Plus a large fries because if I'm gonna be a glutton, I'm gonna fucking do it right
TopicDoes anybody here think that walmart is sitting on endless supplies of money?
ChouBF
07/04/17 10:07:53 AM
#11
deupd_u posted...
I'm old enough to know, off the cuff, the fundamentals of how a retail business works, and what financial statements are.


Oh yeah, I remember when I hit my magical birthday that suddenly filled me with knowledge of how financials work. Good stuff.
Topicanyone else always wake up early after a night of drinking?
ChouBF
07/02/17 9:56:45 AM
#9
I usually get about 6 hours of sleep when I drink a fair amount. I don't know the specifics of it, but I remember reading or hearing about some thing where the process of the alcohol wearing off actually interrupts the sleep process.
TopicWhy do white people wear their outside shoes inside the house?
ChouBF
07/02/17 8:55:08 AM
#14
Do Americans really clap when threads on CE are just "why do so many <x gender/race> do y" and people actually find the subjects worth discussing?
TopicAre chilli dogs top tier food?
ChouBF
07/01/17 9:08:15 AM
#22
boxington posted...
yea, but they still come second to chilli cheese fries


Chili cheese dogs + chili cheese fries with bacon on them...The dinner of the gods.
Topicwho the fuck still listens to the radio
ChouBF
06/28/17 9:41:59 PM
#21
>Who the fuck listens to the radio?!
>>This is who
>FUCK YOU NUH-UH
Topichow do I file a complaint with the post office
ChouBF
06/27/17 10:20:45 PM
#18
smoke_break posted...
ppl would think i was a hentai (japanese word for pervert)


I was taking the topic seriously until this...
TopicMy newspaper made an accidental booboo today.
ChouBF
06/27/17 10:19:38 PM
#7
Aren't their hands going a little too off to the side for it to be a Nazi salute?
Topicthe pole dancing scene from DOA Volleyball 2 blew my horny teenage mind
ChouBF
06/27/17 6:46:57 AM
#8
>No video

What the fuck is your problem lately CE, learn some basic internetiquette for fuck's sake :/ (Also I just totally invented the term "internetiquette" and should be hailed as your new god)

TopicWhat was the first game that blew you away graphically?
ChouBF
06/27/17 6:42:08 AM
#98
Questionmarktarius posted...
Dragon's Lair.
From nineteen eighty-goddamn-three:



@Questionmarktarius
Having never played this game, it's hard to imagine that being actual gameplay and not an animated short. Very impressive.
TopicIs HiatusxHaitus a good read?
ChouBF
06/26/17 6:33:54 PM
#2
>Haitus
TopicMy 'friend' just took a screenshot of a picture that I sent on snapchat
ChouBF
06/24/17 7:09:27 PM
#86
...Come on, CE, you should be better than this. You're arguing with a brand-new account that is literally named "literal_garbage"
TopicWould you "settle" for this girl?
ChouBF
06/23/17 10:41:46 AM
#49
Tadamoto16 posted...
I'm desperate too. I'd be with her, but the two kids are a no go.


Only on CE do you need to specify that you wouldn't fuck the kids, too.
TopicI told 'em that if we can wear shorts to work we mighta as well wear wifebeaters
ChouBF
06/23/17 10:39:18 AM
#3
I dunno, wouldn't it be hard for you to get your work done with Chris Brown on your back?
TopicAbout those Sengan kagura games on steam
ChouBF
06/22/17 8:04:12 PM
#6
...I would also like to know if the games are actually good, or just an excuse to see anime titties.
TopicAre the original DB, Z and Super Manga worth a read?
ChouBF
06/22/17 6:29:35 AM
#3
I didn't know there was a manga of Super, but yes. For fuck's sake read the manga. How the hell can you be a fan and have not read it yet?
TopicSociety needs to stop tit shaming women and girls.
ChouBF
06/21/17 7:02:18 PM
#22
MellyBell posted...
ChouBF posted...
A lot of women don't want the right to go around topless, simply because they don't want to see women they view as more attractive than themselves doing it. It's the same reason old ladies always bitch when they see a hot young thang in tight leggings or a short skirt and revealing top. "What is she wearing! omg what a whore!"


This is fucking stupid.


It's true, though. Spend enough time around older women and you'll find out.
TopicSociety needs to stop tit shaming women and girls.
ChouBF
06/21/17 4:28:50 PM
#19
A lot of women don't want the right to go around topless, simply because they don't want to see women they view as more attractive than themselves doing it. It's the same reason old ladies always bitch when they see a hot young thang in tight leggings or a short skirt and revealing top. "What is she wearing! omg what a whore!"
TopicSo one thing I don't like about marijuana slowly being legalized...
ChouBF
06/20/17 2:15:08 AM
#25
Marijuana isn't a single smell. The decent stuff smells okay, but the cheap-ass stuff is awful. Especially when some one wears the same outfit for 3+ days and smokes it every day. You can smell them from 50 feet away, it's disgusting. It's called "skunk weed" for a reason. :/

Of course, usually the people who smoke the skunk weed are low class and would reek anyway.
Topicthis dude on Craigslist is asking 200/mo to rent out his parked car
ChouBF
06/20/17 2:08:37 AM
#2
Must be a scam, no way you're getting 60 square feet for so cheap in a large city.
TopicI'd fuck Paya tbh
ChouBF
06/18/17 12:17:31 PM
#2
No pics? Come on CE, you're better than this
Topiclol why do people believe hitler invented concentration camps
ChouBF
06/17/17 12:28:43 PM
#22
Is this a new form of trolling, or just a case of some one who's been on the internet so long he's run out of things to argue about? It's like you're trying to prove some people believe stupid shit, and expecting other people who don't believe that stupid shit to defend it?

Go outside.
TopicIf you don't get goosebumps at any point listening to this..
ChouBF
06/14/17 6:19:02 PM
#13
If you don't get goosebumps at any point listening to this..

...Then you're probably closer to being a sane person than TC?
TopicLet's talk about Gwyneth Paltrow, and what the fuck is she doing?
ChouBF
06/14/17 6:16:29 PM
#15
The 3 o’clock panel was “The Mother Lode,” described as “an exploration of the mother wound and ways to re-parent ourselves.” Dr. Oscar Serrallach, the lone male on the panel, elicited groans when he compared his work on the mother wound to “a reporter in a war zone, [seeing] all this carnage around me.” Dr. Robin Berman claimed that “the word ‘mother’ is transgender.” Dr. Sherry Sami, wife of Paltrow’s first speaker, hit the crowd’s marrow, listing the great stressors of upper-class motherhood: “Pre-school interviews, what camps they should go to — what kind of nanny is going to bring the right consciousness into their life?”


Children are here, Sami continued, to teach their mothers how to be “a great digestive enzyme,” to help their children “metabolize their experiences” while leading the mother towards her “divinity.” Seems a lot for a toddler, but the crowd loved it.


See, this here is the issue. These nutjobs raise kids, who grow up to be nutty because they were raised in some fantasy world, and then they raise their kids in the same nutjob fantasy world. It just keeps going and going.
TopicYoutube "Star" Austin Jones arrested for Child Pornography
ChouBF
06/14/17 5:01:04 PM
#81
chrono625 posted...
Dude took advantage of it and coerced them into doing these things.

He played with their emotions.


Yeah, he's a real scumbag.
Topicstill waiting on the shooter to be called a terorist . . .
ChouBF
06/14/17 4:47:24 PM
#18
creativerealms posted...
Except Fox news would love to call a liberal a terrorist if they could.


Fox News is garbage, but so is CNN and almost every other major media outlet.
TopicYoutube "Star" Austin Jones arrested for Child Pornography
ChouBF
06/14/17 4:41:55 PM
#76
Vyrulisse posted...
You are an idiot if you didn't see how he was manipulating them into doing what he wanted.


Of course he manipulated them, but it was still their decision to play along. Just for attention from a B-list celebrity.

The guy is still a major creepoid obviously
Topicstill waiting on the shooter to be called a terorist . . .
ChouBF
06/14/17 4:25:17 PM
#16
darkphoenix181 posted...
like when a dude kills people because they were black, that is terrible

but what was he trying to coerce them to do? stop being black?

yet the media all the time is like "they need to label this as terorism!"

then we have a guy blow up people because he wants sharia law
like he trying to COERCE a people to have sharia law

and the media is like "lets not label him a terrorist...."


This guy gets it.
Topicstill waiting on the shooter to be called a terorist . . .
ChouBF
06/14/17 4:15:49 PM
#12
Nomadic View posted...
Violence in the name of a political agenda is the literal definition of terrorism.


No, it isn't...

6WkBGMX
TopicWhat's your least favorite meme?
ChouBF
06/14/17 11:09:09 AM
#38
s0nicfan posted...
Go nuts:
http://imgur.com/gallery/2ttMO

My personal favorites, though, out of all of them:
OnwmI
3hJEe


TopicFavorite 4 letter word?
ChouBF
06/08/17 9:46:52 PM
#30
Taco, but only because brandy is six letters.
TopicJock friend has a folder on his computer named "Bikini Armor"
ChouBF
06/07/17 5:59:00 PM
#11
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Khalpz posted...
The fuck is that even supposed to mean?

it's like those armors for females in RPG/JRPGs have have like armored shoulder pads and boots but she's wearing a bikini top/bottom i guess


No...you don't even know what bikini armor is? It's a bikini made out of armor, not some one wearing armor as well as a bikini. Kids these days. :/ smh

THIS is freaking bikini armor: https://d1vnh8mbrp67em.cloudfront.net/screenshot/image/1/63/292491/72818-1-1453350052.jpeg
TopicCan a mod explain how moderation = 14292401 is a censor bypass?
ChouBF
06/06/17 11:26:57 AM
#9
Let's say "gris" is a curse word. I, being a little sensitive baby man, can set an option so if any one posts "gris," I see **** instead. If you post it as "griiiiiiiiiis" though, then I see it as "griiiiiiiiiis" and am now triggered because I saw a bad word. This causes me to place an emergency phone call to my therapist.

...Therefore, you receive a moderation for not properly censoring the word!
TopicHave you ever got a warning or higher on this site?
ChouBF
06/05/17 10:53:09 AM
#43
RCtheWSBC posted...
ChouBF posted...
Yeah, I'm a badass. ¬_¬

Damn, I haven't seen that emote in years


It's a classic. Kids these days don't even know how to make it. ¬,¬
Topicwhat's the most disturbing audio you've listened to?
ChouBF
06/05/17 2:55:01 AM
#77
A 911 call from a woman whose neighbor was being killed by her "pet" chimpanzee. I can't remember if it came after her, or if she was some where safe. What I remember is the woman screaming about the chimp eating her neighbor's face. Pretty scary shit.
TopicThoughts on Avengers Director Joss 'I'm glad my mother is dead' Whedon?
ChouBF
06/03/17 11:47:57 AM
#6
Don't forget: This is all happening because 62 million people saw this, and it was the ambitious woman who terrified them.

Yeah, it's not like people can legitimately prefer a different candidate. Obviously it all comes down to one side being sexist misogynistic cowards!
TopicHave you ever got a warning or higher on this site?
ChouBF
06/03/17 11:23:15 AM
#25
Warned, Supsended, Purgatory'd, and Banned

Yeah, I'm a badass. ¬_¬
Topicthis is the best magic trick ive ever seen
ChouBF
06/01/17 6:11:03 AM
#8
TropicMoon10 posted...
Isn't it kind of weird that this is America's Got Talent and none of the judges are American? >_>


No? Why would you need to be the same nationality as some one to judge their talents?
TopicUgh, Firefox likes look shit-out garbage after updating
ChouBF
05/31/17 5:25:24 PM
#12
pegusus123456 posted...
Did you accidentally up or lower the font size?


No. Even using Ctrl + Scroll wheel to change the font size doesn't help. Every thing looks the same size, it's just blurrier than sasquatch's tits.
TopicUgh, Firefox likes look shit-out garbage after updating
ChouBF
05/31/17 4:54:08 PM
#3
Tappor posted...
derp derp current year herpy derpy
TopicUgh, Firefox likes look shit-out garbage after updating
ChouBF
05/31/17 4:47:54 PM
#1
xISPBRS

I mean, look at that. Blurry ass font. Maybe if FireFox didn't bitch at me six times a day to update its stank ass (usually while I'm in the middle of a YouTube video, since that's SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENT) I wouldn't be stuck with this shit.

But I am.
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