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TopicI'm gonna get Taco Bell for breakfast AMA
Cacciato
02/08/18 2:40:19 AM
#42
SusanGreenEyes posted...
JanwayDaahl posted...
It's kind of funny to me that you think you're fit. I guess your chubby bf is giving you that delusion

What do you look like Janway?

She would show us a photo but Ill wed see are eyes, toes, and ankles.
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TopicTomorrow is the Eagles Victory Parade. It's going to awesome!
Cacciato
02/07/18 7:46:16 PM
#2
Is there a horseshit buffet? Helmets for the light pole divers?
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TopicIs there any way to legally stream the Super Bowl?
Cacciato
02/07/18 4:51:30 PM
#13
Has anybody ever watched a commercial and been like holy shit, youve revolutionized my opinion and Ill no longer repeatedly kneel for the anthem and Ill stop getting abortions?
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TopicI'm gonna get Taco Bell for breakfast AMA
Cacciato
02/07/18 4:45:11 PM
#28
OhhhJa posted...
You ready to have diarrhea for lunch?

Every time I see someone say this I have to wonder how bad their digestive tract must be.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
Topic(Sunday Night Topic Dump) AM literally A
Cacciato
02/07/18 2:48:16 PM
#14
Muffinz0rz posted...
The whole point of me shitposting is to read stuff at work

You sure do work a lot.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicDo you dress like THIS???
Cacciato
02/07/18 5:36:12 AM
#20
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Cacciato posted...
mrduckbear posted...
apparently, 39% of girls, which is the majority, like men who dress like this..

Where the fuck did you go to school? America?

Uhh... how many options were in the poll? If it's more than two, that can easily be the majority in terms of being the most selected. What if the other choices had, say, 25%, 20%, and 16%?

Then it's a plurality. Do they not have civics class in middle school anymore?
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TopicThe falcon heavy launch was a success.
Cacciato
02/07/18 2:28:52 AM
#19
@ExtremeM65 posted...
adjl posted...
The payload was...


ExtremeM65 posted...
Don't elaborate though because I really do and just don't care.

Could you get drunk and close this account too, please?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicDo you dress like THIS???
Cacciato
02/07/18 2:25:48 AM
#13
Yellow posted...
mrduckbear posted...
apparently, 39% of girls, which is the majority, like men who dress like this..

Dude, all I want to do is quit this board. Here I am lurking, and I see this. I can't not say something.

It's not the majority. It's 39%. That means the majority of girls don't like this.

I'm not even trying to be a dick. I get borderline OCD impulses to correct bad math.

Is that why you never responded in your other topic?
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TopicDo you dress like THIS???
Cacciato
02/07/18 2:25:13 AM
#12
mrduckbear posted...
apparently, 39% of girls, which is the majority, like men who dress like this..

Where the fuck did you go to school? America?
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TopicI owe you guys an apology
Cacciato
02/06/18 10:00:45 PM
#14
Dont listen to Zeus. All the cool kids drink. As well as a few not cool ones like Sunny.
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TopicGuilting people into supporting the troops...
Cacciato
02/06/18 9:03:27 PM
#13
LinkPizza posted...
Cacciato posted...
LinkPizza posted...
One of the reasons the military has to use more money is because of the cost of everything. When the military is buying it, the cost of things is usually 2x-5x mores than normal. Just because it's the military...

That and the fact they change the uniforms all the time for no goddamn reason.

Yeah. Though that's not as bad. They give like 2 uniforms. The rest you buy. Either with clothing allowance(only once a year). Or your own money if you want even more... Haha...

As for the resums, the classes they had were pretty good...

I'm talking about the army switching literal patterns. I was only in for 5 years and saw three different patterns, which makes three new sets of uniforms/rucksacks/camelbaks/everything else that has patterns utilized. I used my clothing allowance for booze.

I didnt even use the resume classes they had. I had a nonprofit that does resume/interview help for veterans.
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Topicyessss my tax return just got deposited
Cacciato
02/06/18 8:46:12 PM
#17
Im PMing all of you harassing phrases right now.
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TopicGuilting people into supporting the troops...
Cacciato
02/06/18 8:45:21 PM
#11
LinkPizza posted...
One of the reasons the military has to use more money is because of the cost of everything. When the military is buying it, the cost of things is usually 2x-5x mores than normal. Just because it's the military...

That and the fact they change the uniforms all the time for no goddamn reason.

Solid Sonic posted...
Cacciato posted...
knivesX2004 posted...
Meanwhile vets gets passed over in jobs and healthcare and can't always reintegrate into society but ya know, support the troops and all that!

Maybe they should have more attractive qualities to employers.

Isn't serving played up as a way to build strong skills you can take into the civilian market for a quality white-collar career?

If you write your resum correctly it is. Veterans have lots of resources to find work. I literally got hired because of a resume that I had done through one of those resources and rephrasing my military experience into shit that was applicable.

Babysitting grown men to make sure they go to their dental/medical appointments = experience micromanaging personnel to ensure operations readiness
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicGuilting people into supporting the troops...
Cacciato
02/06/18 8:13:33 PM
#4
knivesX2004 posted...
Meanwhile vets gets passed over in jobs and healthcare and can't always reintegrate into society but ya know, support the troops and all that!

Maybe they should have more attractive qualities to employers.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicLol I might be on my way to my first 500 topic without a post from me*
Cacciato
02/06/18 6:37:56 PM
#15
I just reported you. Lets see if it works
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Topicyessss my tax return just got deposited
Cacciato
02/06/18 6:36:35 PM
#11
Sweet. I just got mine too

My federal one at least
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TopicSports Discussion Topic #170: The Big Dumb Patriots are Going to Win it All
Cacciato
02/06/18 6:03:29 PM
#490
Didnt they have a Clueless Gamer? I thought they just released it a lot further ahead than they had before.
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TopicNatalee Holloway's mom is suing a documentary for emotional torment
Cacciato
02/06/18 4:12:29 PM
#11
Tezlok posted...
Cacciato posted...
As opposed to the autistic kid youre defending in the other topic, detective?

that was solved by other people too. I never called myself a detective. quit trying to start a fight. I don't want to have a violent day today

Youd get violent over a message board?

Tezlok posted...
Mead posted...
Yknow the people that know more than the actual investigators with evidence

no even the cops suspect it. they just never pursued it. I'm not talking about conspiracy people. i'm talking about people who looked into the case for their jobs. cops, lawyers. judges. everyone thinks he killed her.

The fuck you mean they didnt pursue it? He was literally arrested multiple times over it and extradited over it.

Edit: he was extradited over the second broad he murdered. But he was arrested multiple times over the Holloway murder.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicNatalee Holloway's mom is suing a documentary for emotional torment
Cacciato
02/06/18 4:09:06 PM
#7
Tezlok posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Tezlok posted...
the killer is probably already caught. most people are pretty sure this one guy did it, and he's now in prison for a different murder. they just never proved he did this one but he probably did

Another mystery solved by Zikten, P.I.

no. it was solved by other people. this is a very popular theory to anyone who has looked into the case. the guy was a serial killer. they just didn't pin this one kill on him, but people have long felt he did it.

As opposed to the autistic kid youre defending in the other topic, detective?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
Topicthis innocent autistic man is accused of murder
Cacciato
02/06/18 3:53:31 PM
#75
Tezlok posted...
yea but again, there is no evidence. I saw an entire hour long special on this guy, and they never produced any actual proof that he did it. it was just a bunch of speculation

Whoa! A whole hour?! You may have just revolutionized our court system.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
Topicattn ziggi
Cacciato
02/06/18 3:50:27 PM
#28
Sarcasthma posted...
For what it's worth, I'm enjoying MHW (my first Monster Hunter game, by the way).

Im back on the purchasing side now
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicI think this is the day I'll finally leave GameFAQs forever
Cacciato
02/06/18 4:40:33 AM
#10
Oh fair enough. I recognized the username enough to wonder. My bad.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
Topicattn ziggi
Cacciato
02/06/18 4:08:06 AM
#23
Damn. I was really thinking about tying MH out for the first time
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicI think this is the day I'll finally leave GameFAQs forever
Cacciato
02/06/18 4:06:31 AM
#8
Is this guy a new mod too?
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Topicit's crazy seeing the culture change when you watch older tv shows
Cacciato
02/06/18 1:40:13 AM
#44
Wasnt George Clooney the gay dog?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
Topicit's crazy seeing the culture change when you watch older tv shows
Cacciato
02/05/18 9:38:17 PM
#18
anti-helly posted...
jDLFv4E

Lmao
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicThis 18 y/o California Kid MURDERED a KITTEN by tossing it into a LAKE!!!
Cacciato
02/05/18 9:19:32 PM
#14
aHappySacka posted...
Tezlok posted...
see this is ok. you can judge these people. but leave autistic people alone. and quit insulting the looks of people's bodies just cause they scored a hot wife, or they have a different political opinion than you. half the people you say are ugly look like super models

Not only are you new here but you also seem personally attacked as if you are also ugly.

Zikten has been posting here for like a fuckin decade
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
Topicattn ziggi
Cacciato
02/05/18 7:27:28 PM
#10
Smarkil posted...
Fuck yeah, drama

Smarkil posted...
Hard_Light posted...
hey we're finally back from getting grocieries!


that took like 7 hours

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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicThis 18 y/o California Kid MURDERED a KITTEN by tossing it into a LAKE!!!
Cacciato
02/05/18 7:26:52 PM
#3
Tezlok posted...
see this is ok. you can judge these people. but leave autistic people alone. and quit insulting the looks of people's bodies just cause they scored a hot wife, or they have a different political opinion than you. half the people you say are ugly look like super models

Way to make this about autistic people for no reason. Its duckbear. Youre not just going to convince to stop doing something hes been doing for a decade. Either ignore him or enjoy the ride.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicWhile everyone is acting like there was mass rioting in Philly last night, in MA
Cacciato
02/05/18 6:37:01 PM
#36
In Sunnys defense they did show some of the after photos and Philly might actually look that awful on the regular.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
Topic23 y/o Autistic Kid who gave out FISH GUTS on HALLOWEEN Murdered his MOM!!!
Cacciato
02/05/18 6:02:09 PM
#12
Im pretty sure he murdered her.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicWhile everyone is acting like there was mass rioting in Philly last night, in MA
Cacciato
02/05/18 5:55:40 PM
#17
Jen0125 posted...
Far-Queue posted...
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2018/02/philadelphia_eagles_fires_break_out_cars_flipped_a.html

Flipped cars, fires, vandalism, stolen police horses, etc etc...

Yup, sounds like Philly was as quiet and peaceful as a convent.


lmao right?

the description sunny gave of the "riot" in MA is a lot more subdued than what happened in Philly last night.

The funny part is he completely ignored the fact that some of us were actually listening to the police scanners.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicSports Discussion Topic #170: The Big Dumb Patriots are Going to Win it All
Cacciato
02/05/18 4:55:52 PM
#477
Grendel Prime posted...
The talk around Boston is focused heavily on the decision to have Malcolm Butler suit up only to play one snap, and that came on a special teams play.

Big controversy given how poorly the Patriots defense, particularly the secondary, was performing.

People are wondering if Belichick held Butler back out of spite for whatever reason. A lot of the fans who thought that Wickersham article (about a rift in the Pats locker room) was bunk are now starting to wonder if it was true after all.

Supposedly he missed curfew and got caught with weed.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicHow many people will be calling in sick in Philly tomorrow?
Cacciato
02/05/18 4:54:57 PM
#37
SunWuKung420 posted...
There was partying in the streets, no rioting.

The parade is Thursday. It's going to bed nuts. I can't wait!

Some of us were listening to the actual police scanner, but whatever you say.
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TopicHow many people will be calling in sick in Philly tomorrow?
Cacciato
02/05/18 1:54:53 AM
#14
313800 posted...
Seriously, so a team wins an American football game so people set things on fire and riot.

I mean, its kind of an international thing to be honest.
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TopicHow many people will be calling in sick in Philly tomorrow?
Cacciato
02/05/18 1:39:25 AM
#7
313800 posted...
shadowsword87 posted...
313800 posted...
Why ? what's happening ?


There's a riot going on right now.

It's mostly harmless now, breaking public property and flipping/burning cars being the worst.

Why?

The Eagles won the Super Bowl.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicSports Discussion Topic #170: The Big Dumb Patriots are Going to Win it All
Cacciato
02/05/18 1:10:17 AM
#466
I think the best summary of Philadelphia right now is of the Eagles fan that literally got on his knees and ate horse shit.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicGamefaqs be like *sniff* I ain't watching a super bowl.
Cacciato
02/05/18 1:05:54 AM
#31
darcandkharg31 posted...
Cacciato posted...
broadcast television.

ur age is showing

I don't think i've seen a tv antenna in like a decade.

How old are you? Im 28 and Im not paying for cable since I dont watch anything on cable. And since everything is broadcast in HD its cheaper to get an antenna.

But then again, you wrote ur, so youre probably not the one paying for the cable.
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Topic(Sunday Night Topic Dump) AM literally A
Cacciato
02/05/18 12:49:18 AM
#2
Why did you make two topics
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TopicGamefaqs be like *sniff* I ain't watching a super bowl.
Cacciato
02/05/18 12:42:32 AM
#29
TheCyborgNinja posted...
gundamaniacx20a posted...
Don't have cable

It's funny how that changed demographics. It used to make people think "you must be poor" but now it's more "you must be young."

....you dont need cable to watch the Super Bowl. Its literally on broadcast television.
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TopicEagles win it
Cacciato
02/05/18 12:32:37 AM
#26
shadowsword87 posted...
I haven't been on the police scanner, did they seriously send a request homeland security to come in?

Lol. I dont know. They did specific request Homeland, though. Whether they meant Homeland security or if that means something different I have no idea
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TopicHey guys.
Cacciato
02/05/18 12:31:11 AM
#3
shadowsword87 posted...
#FreeHelly

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TopicSports Discussion Topic #170: The Big Dumb Patriots are Going to Win it All
Cacciato
02/04/18 11:57:16 PM
#463
They're gonna find a dead body in the next hour. Its just been escalating since the game ended.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicSports Discussion Topic #170: The Big Dumb Patriots are Going to Win it All
Cacciato
02/04/18 11:44:21 PM
#456
Some dude just jumped off a light pole and landed on his head.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicSports Discussion Topic #170: The Big Dumb Patriots are Going to Win it All
Cacciato
02/04/18 11:42:59 PM
#455
Theres not gonna be a single light pole left in that city
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicSports Discussion Topic #170: The Big Dumb Patriots are Going to Win it All
Cacciato
02/04/18 11:35:50 PM
#451
OhhhJa posted...
Cacciato posted...
I highly suggest downloading a police scanner app and listening to the Philly area right now.

Thanks for suggesting this. So far I've heard Christmas tree on fire in the street and "they flipped a car over"

Yeah man. Its fucking nuts. Theyve got people beating the shit out of each other and pulling guns off people
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicEagles win it
Cacciato
02/04/18 11:34:57 PM
#21
shadowsword87 posted...
Which dillweed still has a christmas tree out?

Explains why it was so flammable

rjsilverthorn posted...
Cacciato posted...
Now theres a christmas tree on fire
And now theyve flipped a car


I was chatting with a friend of mine and I told her I fully expected the city to be on fire before the night was over.

Its getting pretty intense and equally hilarious
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicEagles win it
Cacciato
02/04/18 11:25:13 PM
#17
Now theres a christmas tree on fire
And now theyve flipped a car
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicEagles win it
Cacciato
02/04/18 11:17:13 PM
#14
shadowsword87 posted...
Cacciato posted...
Im listening to the police scanner. Its phenomenal.


Yeah, in five minutes it goes from people jumping fences for government buildings, to finding guns.

This twitter has some great videos: https://twitter.com/barstoolsports

Lmao I just heard that they found two guns. Ow I guess theres a drone too close to police helicopter or some shit
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicSports Discussion Topic #170: The Big Dumb Patriots are Going to Win it All
Cacciato
02/04/18 11:09:19 PM
#444
chocoboslayer posted...
Have they burned Philly to the ground y/n

Well, I heard the phrase weve got them climbing the fences at city hall so take that for what it is.
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