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God no. They do it when it's 100, and too expensive for what you get
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I didnt, thought it was weird
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One of my friends trolls everyone, one trolls players, and one trolls everyone by accident by just being dumb
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Hell yeeeaaahhhhh
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My god if that ad really put your rectum in a twist you need to, I dunno, uh, shut up.
Yeah it was dumb but come on. It wasn't even that profound. It was just saying dont be an asshole. You shouldn't need some tug-on-your-heart-strings ad to tell you that
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It's called gamefaqs
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wolfy42 posted...

Actually about 30 f is perfect for the human body in my opinion, but many find anything under 50 cold.

20-30 works great for me, it's cool enough for me to actually be comfortable with clothes on, or even a light blanket. It's really nice to be able to snuggle into things (or another person).

30-50 is still ok, but if given a choice, no clothes for me, and while I can still snuggle a bit etc, I'll get hot easily if I do.

50-70 is still comfortable, but yeah, my clothes will go poof as soon as it's possible (IE not flashing people who don't want to be flashed), I'll also probably (like now) have one or two fans blowing on me.

70-80 is the danger zone, when I first start to have a hard time sleeping, the fans help alot at this point, but until it gets a bit cooler, I may not be able to fall asleep. I'll leave wherever I am to find somewhere I can be naked at as well at this point pretty much.

80-90 = I will find air conditioning lol. I won't be able to sleep until VERY early in themorning when it finally cools off, even with fans, taking a hot shower (so it feels cool when you get out) etc. It SUCKS when it's in this temp range for me.

90+ I have not had to deal with conditions like this without an air conditioner that brought them temp under 60 degrees so far....and I will probably just get a hotel or somethign with air conditioning when/if I do. That being said, I live in a basement which is about 10 degrees cooler, so it would probably need to be in the upper 90's or low 100's for me to really suffer. I live in Tacoma WA so that rarely if ever happens, so I should be ok.

I was considering moving to England sometime (after visiting of course) since my father is from there and I should be able to get dual citizenship, but the recent extremely high temps in the summer is changing my mind. I would not be able to deal, especially since so many places there don't have air conditioning.

Damn, what a read.
Also i don't have ac
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I dunno about that, most ive said on here is i live in Arizona
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WastelandCowboy posted...

Seesaws? More like kidapults! Godless Democrats want to get them over the border to spread their propaganda! Rawr!

/sarcasm

Honestly i do similar posts like this and people can STILL take me seriously.
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Face off
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I also say oh my fuck
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Yes I do agree we need more rusty nails in schools
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faramir77 posted...

Beat me up
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And now I'm afraid
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

That's hilarious
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
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I only liked driving a forklift, it's why I want to own one
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In the shower with quarter carved, peeled watermelon, stuffing my face in it.
Or plain and spoon out a half.
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Na I dont buy me no beers
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Friends/strangers/coworkers - first name
Most of my family - middle name
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Minced onion, 3 kinds of peppers, sometimes corn
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Yeah, I've seen it. It's good
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Im in cactus contry
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OhhhJa posted...

Also my dad asked the guy why in the fuck he jerked off dogs and the guy said that it makes them like you a lot

I wonder if he knew the meaning to JRHNBR
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I dunno some people apparently do
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I remember I went to classmates house and he very excitedly showed me his dogs vagina cause he thought it was cool and funny. I don't know if he was just a weird child boy or if he did some strange shit
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Nice, you should order porn to her relatives
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
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Jen0125 posted...

The Popo posted...

You get a screen protector? It isnt necessary, but it can protect from scratches when docking/undocking.

I ordered one and it'll be here Tuesday. I'm just not using the dock for now

Mead posted...

If you havent played stardew valley you should definitely check it out

I play that on my computer

The dock scratches I think were mainly from defective launch docks and some people putting the switch in at an angle
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I think half my friends differ in opinions
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Im an assman but now im dedicated to my woman's ass, it is very nice
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Johnny Eagle posted...

Blorfenburger posted...

Also Ive hated the sun for decades, we should outlaw it

And how would that work?

We take the fucking sun to court
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Im glad there isnt Mexican month. I would be WAY to tempted to go out in a sombrero, poncho, and maracas and just start screaming
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Water, my dood
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Nope, but want to
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Kwingster posted...

Kratos seemed like the obvious choice to me. So many of the fathers are from old games with little to no character development. GoW 2016 was specifically written to be different and provocative. The poll is almost unfair.

While true he was also written as a pretty assholeish dad
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This is some shower thoughts stuff.
What if testicles were where the nipples are?
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Nope
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I actually did exactly that with some occasional deviation. My dad would bring me to his work and have me do grunt work. Uhhhh it was pretty shitty especially during the summer when the sun rises at 5 and sets at 9
Also Ive hated the sun for decades, we should outlaw it
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You can call me Shirley instead
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LinkPizza posted...

I wanna know what the deleted message said...

Same
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Do you mean like spicy? It's only spicy sometimes at different places. At least usually tastes good
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Uhhhhhhhhhhh I can't say something racist
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Give em a million dollars
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Yeah i farted right now
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How does one become a gay? Is it anything like a 12 step program?
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That gets me going
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I don't think I can handle this
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Why is full throttle being blocked? Sometimes I like to go in and say hell yeah or hell no to whatever it is. Honestly I won't even read the title fully all the time
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What channel was it on
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