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Topic | I need this, Game Gear Micro |
BlackMageJawa 06/03/20 6:34:14 AM #6 | If it ends up like every other microconsole, the games that come built-in are almost irrelevant anyway. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Mind-bogglingly bad choices for developers to make in a modern game |
BlackMageJawa 06/01/20 7:10:07 AM #73 | Making a PC game that doesn't have an option to quit straight to the OS from gameplay. Why do I have to go through multiple menus, separated by lengthy loading screens, logo animations and online profile checks, just to stop playing? --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Do you care for trophies/achievements? |
BlackMageJawa 05/31/20 8:11:10 AM #43 | I hate achievements, because I feel they're part of how the industry got away with the push towards microtransactions. OLDEN DAYS: Gamer: What do I get for beating this challenge? Developer: A new character to play as Gamer: Cool! NOW: Gamer1: What do I get for beating this challenge? Gamer2: A 'ding' sound effect and a small picture Gamer1: Cool! But I kind of want to play as this other character... Gamer2: That'll be $10.99 please Not to mention how unlockable 'cheat' modes are almost extinct now because people worry they'd "devalue" achievements --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | If you're playing Xenoblade for the first time post here |
BlackMageJawa 05/29/20 8:13:05 AM #20 | ninkendo posted... these battle tactics tutorials are nice. They're designed as the characters talking to eachother about what their skills do and they let you know which ones break and topple and whatnot Is that new? Because I still have no idea what I'm doing in battle on the Wii version. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Han plays every fucking Star Wars game |
BlackMageJawa 05/28/20 3:54:34 PM #27 | iiicon posted... will one of those 10 be kinect star wars As (rightfully) infamous as the dance mode is, the main adventure mode of that is quite fun. If nothing else, making Force gestures in real life and having them actually work is pretty awesome. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | New console Dragon Quest game announced based on the anime |
BlackMageJawa 05/27/20 1:33:26 PM #5 | Does that say Infinity Strash? --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | If the site did a best Duos contest who would likely win? |
BlackMageJawa 05/26/20 6:25:13 AM #31 | Link/Linkle --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | ITT name a game... |
BlackMageJawa 05/26/20 6:01:16 AM #5 | Counterfeit Monkey --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | what is the best SNES platformer |
BlackMageJawa 05/25/20 5:15:28 PM #23 | Magical Pop'n --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Are vampires, werewolves, mummies, and ghosts monsters? |
BlackMageJawa 05/24/20 7:27:20 PM #7 | IIRC, some of the early Pac-Man games officially referred to the enemies as 'monsters' before changing the term to 'ghosts', definitively proving that they're the same thing. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Is a DVD Player a video game system |
BlackMageJawa 05/23/20 7:42:21 PM #13 | Can it run DOOM? --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Favorite game released before you were born |
BlackMageJawa 05/23/20 9:16:51 AM #30 | Assuming EU release dates... probably Zork. (I was born in 86, so SMB and TLoZ were out in Japan, but didn't reach the UK until mid/late 87) --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | What's the most famous voice performance in gaming? |
BlackMageJawa 05/23/20 6:21:45 AM #39 | Keanu Reeves being in Cyberpunk 2077 got a pretty big reaction, so that might be up there when the game is released. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Phantasy Star Online 2 finally hits PC in English on May 27th |
BlackMageJawa 05/21/20 7:36:17 AM #9 | I don't like that they specify "Windows 10" rather than just PC... I'm not going to be able to play this on 7, am I? --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Do you own any video game shirts? |
BlackMageJawa 05/17/20 1:21:33 PM #17 | I only own one T-shirt that isn't video-game related, and that one's boardgame related (from the Tabletop Kickstarter). --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Scoob! was a great movie |
BlackMageJawa 05/16/20 12:43:18 PM #2 | I loved the trailer, but I've seen people suggest that it's not so much a Scooby-Doo film with cameos from the H-B universe as it is a Hanna-Barbera Universe crossover with the most marketable franchise's name slapped on it. Any truth to that? I'm definitely a much bigger Scooby-Doo fan than any other H-B franchise. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Tony Hawks Pro Skater 1+2 coming September 4th |
BlackMageJawa 05/15/20 3:27:54 PM #51 | Out of curiosity, what was the general opinion on Project 8? I thought that it was a nice return to form after the series went all stupid with THUG, but nobody ever seems to mention it nowadays and just says that the series sucked after [arbitrary cutoff point that predates P8]. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Aegis Defenders free on Humble Bundle |
BlackMageJawa 05/15/20 1:31:07 PM #2 | "Explore, build, & defend in this 2D platformer that blends Metroidvania style combat with Tower Defense strategy. " Firstly... Tower Defense = immediate no from me, even for free. Secondly... what the hell is 'Metroidvania style combat'? Metroidvania is defined by world design and exploration, not combat mechanics. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Higurashi When They Cry Hou Ch1 is free on GOG |
BlackMageJawa 05/15/20 7:33:35 AM #1 | https://www.gog.com/game/higurashi_when_they_cry_hou_ch1_onikakushi The giveaway is set to last until someone finds an effective vaccine for COVID-19. You can also get Chapters 2-4 for 75% off if you buy them as a bundle. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | The POTD breaks my heart |
BlackMageJawa 05/14/20 5:40:16 PM #10 | Female villains contest. SHODAN v Carmen Sandiego final, who's with me? --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Do you consider yourself a fan of american football? |
BlackMageJawa 05/13/20 6:13:13 PM #2 | I'm not a fan of any sport (and not American), but American football seems like a particularly bad one. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | How many games from the final 8 of the "Contest Poll" have you played? |
BlackMageJawa 05/13/20 5:24:04 PM #11 | Technically all eight, but I only played Persona 5 briefly to make sure the slightly-scratched disc had actually installed properly, then put it on the backlog until I finish P4. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Which unannounced game is released first? |
BlackMageJawa 05/13/20 11:14:38 AM #22 | ninkendo posted... Yoko Taro's Final Fantasy XVI Yoko Taro's Kingdom Hearts reboot --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | What should our next contest be? |
BlackMageJawa 05/12/20 1:15:07 PM #35 | Best Mook No unique characters, just enemies that you fight loads of. Goombas v Motobugs. Slimes v Cactuars. Moblins v Daedra. Locust v Generic Ethnic Stereotype With a Gun --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | What's your favorite Star Wars video game? |
BlackMageJawa 05/11/20 6:55:14 PM #3 | X-Wing series. Part of me wishes they'd make a new one, but EA would get literally every aspect of it completely wrong. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Who are the most unlikeable video game protagonists? |
BlackMageJawa 05/11/20 4:46:05 PM #64 | There's an old shareware (now freeware) shooter called Traffic Department 2192. Its protagonist, Marta Velasquez, is a colossal bitch. Her own side hates her more than they hate the alien cult they're fighting, to the point that one of them sabotages their final assault on the alien base by blowing up the helicopter she's on just because they can't stand her any more. She survives, gets cyborg implants, and later twists her own wingwoman's head off in a fit of cyber-psychosis. The gameplay is basic at best, but the between-mission dialogue is amazing. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | i didn't "get" beat 'em up games |
BlackMageJawa 05/10/20 4:43:11 PM #34 | Other than SoR4, are there any decent modern Beat 'em Ups? The only ones that spring to mind are Double Dragon Neon and Sacred Citadel. Well, and Saints of Rage. Still mad that's not a real game. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Are Visual Novels even video games? |
BlackMageJawa 05/10/20 3:27:52 PM #48 | Xiahou Shake posted... puzzle solving or other heavy kinds of interaction like Steins;Gate Steins;Gate isn't a pure VN? What kind of gameplay does it have? --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | megaman battle network |
BlackMageJawa 05/10/20 3:10:11 PM #4 | Are BNs even games? --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | What would you most like for the Republican Party? |
BlackMageJawa 05/08/20 4:45:35 PM #6 | Souls --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Which fictional character gets your vote for US President? |
BlackMageJawa 05/08/20 4:31:21 PM #5 | And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling president! --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | When Bravely Default 2 gets a sequel, it should be named... |
BlackMageJawa 05/07/20 7:36:30 PM #6 | Cowardly Custom --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | I just realized, when was the last FPS/TPS where you fight dinosaurs? |
BlackMageJawa 05/07/20 11:49:14 AM #4 | The Stomping Grounds? IIRC, it was one of those online co-op crafting survival things (gods, how did that become a genre?), and I only remember reading about some drama where it was shut down immediately, possibly without even leaving early access, because Kickstarter or something. But it probably existed! Briefly. EDIT: A quick Steam tag search suggests that the most recent game with 'Dinosaurs' and 'Shooter' that isn't either a Turok port or absolutely bloody awful shovelware would be... Carnivores: Dinosaur Hunter Reborn, a reboot of an old dino-shooting series, followed by Primal Carnage: Extinction. Both are from 2015 and look... okay. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Which of these dormant series would you be most favor another installment for? |
BlackMageJawa 05/06/20 6:20:45 PM #4 | Suikoden VI > Ace Attorney Investigations 3 > most of the others > another generic RPG with the Suikoden name slapped on it > Suikoden F2P mobile gacha --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Kotaku- It's time for a Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII Remaster |
BlackMageJawa 05/06/20 3:09:25 PM #23 | We also need an English, non-phone-based port of Before Crisis --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | How many new games did you start playing thanks to this contest? |
BlackMageJawa 05/06/20 1:09:48 PM #8 | None, but I did replay Dead Space 1&2 and have another crack at DS3 (which I had played, but not finished, before). Still haven't finished DS3 this time round though. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | What do you think is the most divisive video game? |
BlackMageJawa 05/05/20 6:50:02 PM #22 | Baldur's Gate: Siege of Shadowspear Mainly because literally nobody gives a shit about the game itself (it's... sort of okay, in a buggy, 'published fanfic' kind of way), but that one NPC who mentions that they're trans means that any discussion of it turns into a political shouting match where liking it makes you an SJW cuck and disliking it makes you a transphobic Nazi. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | in honor of ME2's final victory: who is your favorite squad member? |
BlackMageJawa 05/05/20 5:02:47 PM #26 | Tali I think she has the best personal story arc over the whole trilogy, the most interesting species lore, and the best accent. Keelah Se'lai --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | did we ever hear anything about season 2 of ssbu |
BlackMageJawa 05/05/20 9:40:45 AM #38 | I was disappointed that the SNK character wasn't Fio Germi from Metal Slug, and I will continue to be disappointed by every guest fighter who isn't Fio Germi from Metal Slug. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | What do you do to cope when a work of fiction totally wrecks you emotionally? |
BlackMageJawa 05/04/20 4:52:18 PM #7 | Well, since they uploaded my favourite musical to Youtube at the start of the pandemic, my answer can now be "Watch Eugenius again". It is physically impossible not to be happy during the closing number. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | In 2020, what's the best FFT-style Tactical RPG? |
BlackMageJawa 05/04/20 4:47:39 PM #49 | Kinglicious posted... you can also ignore war of the lions. it's not mentioned yet but you'll eventually see it due to it being technically a Square game. in reality it's Gumi's take of FFT and a gacha. I assume you mean FFBE: War of the Visions? In any case, while it's probably not up there with the likes of FFT and TO:LUCT, I have to throw in a suggestion to try Jeanne d'Arc. It's one of those "I know the others are technically better, but this one's still my favourite" situations for me. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | You can still be anything you want to be |
BlackMageJawa 05/04/20 4:36:50 PM #10 | Yeah, I tried that. Turns out being Batman is actually illegal. And painful. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Think of a TV show and a game |
BlackMageJawa 05/02/20 10:43:25 AM #1 | The developer of your chosen game has just announced they've acquired the license to your chosen show, and will be publishing a new game that's basically a reskin/total conversion of the game using the setting and characters of the show. Do you think this combination will make for a great game, or a bizarre disaster? --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Imagine you're running for President of the United States |
BlackMageJawa 04/28/20 5:53:36 PM #10 | Esuriat posted... No but I think being a furry would complicate my prospects "President Esuriat today took part in the traditional Thanksgiving ceremony of pardonning a turkey. There's still no word about whether the turkey will be reciprocating by dropping the charges she made against the President" --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Alien Isolation is $2 right now on Steam |
BlackMageJawa 04/26/20 5:05:25 PM #3 | Alien: Blackout is free on iOS and Android too. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Help me decide on a PSN Spring Sale game to get. |
BlackMageJawa 04/26/20 4:38:39 PM #11 | I've just gone back to AC Origins and got re-hooked on it, so I'm saying Odyssey. (I actually just finished the Origins story today and bought both DLC chapters. Weighing up whether I should also buy Odyssey, or leave it until I've finished all of Origins). --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | ITT post your dad's favorite movie |
BlackMageJawa 04/25/20 6:24:23 PM #18 | Casablanca --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Getting antsy waiting for these Mario 35th anniversary games to be announced |
BlackMageJawa 04/25/20 9:38:06 AM #27 | Super Mario 64 with free camera movement on the second analogue stick would be a strong GOTY contender even if they didn't change anything else at all. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | What was the 3DS's swansong? |
BlackMageJawa 04/23/20 12:51:09 PM #31 | Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker Sure, it's a port (of a port, arguably), but it's a game that should so obviously have been on the 3DS from the start that it finally turning up there as the system was dying is a thing to be celebrated. (Seriously, this game is severely underrated, everyone get it) --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
Topic | Which terminator movie do you think was the worst? |
BlackMageJawa 04/19/20 7:37:37 PM #24 | StifledSilence posted... T3 is easily the worst. It took the mantra of the series (the future isnt set) and replaced it with nah bro were screwed no matter what you do. I personally subscribe to the theory that the T-850 was lying about Judgement Day being inevitable. Its mission was to get John into that bunker, not stop the war. "But wait," you might say "Why would John, or even whatsherface, prioritise his survival over stopping the war?" Simple- The T-850 is working for Skynet. Remember, in the future of T1, the resistance had won. Skynet sent back the T-800 as a last second act of desperation and it failed. In the 'first' iteration of the timeline, Skynet was fucked. Come T3, when Skynet's development has been delayed several years while internet technology improves, Skynet's in the cloud. That technology didn't exist the first time round. By trying to stop it, the Connors took away its only weakness. Now, the resistance can't win, and Skynet knows this. It needs Kyle Reese to tip off Sarah Connor so that she'll go after Cyberdyne. In order to win the future, Skynet has to save John Connor. Of course, there's still plenty of holes in this theory, but it does (IMO) make a bad film a bit more interesting. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil |
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