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TopicComplete a free ARG on Steam, maybe win a proper game
BlackMageJawa
04/18/20 12:39:43 PM
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To promote Moons of Madness, the developers have released a free prequel ARG called Cyrano Story. It's very short, and if you finish it (it can be done in a couple of minutes with a guide), you have a chance (allegedly 1 in 20) of winning a key for either Moons of Madness, The Black Watchmen or NITE Team 4.

I just did it and got Moons, but I really wanted NITE Team, so if anyone else tries this, wins NT4, and is interested in a trade, let me know. Though MoM does look pretty cool too.

Good luck!
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TopicWhich terminator movie do you think was the worst?
BlackMageJawa
04/17/20 4:12:35 PM
#9
I think Salvation suffers from being more 'a film in the Terminator universe' than a Terminator film. Even at their worst, the others all have the basic structure of "heroes try to survive attacks from a time-travelling robot". Salvation is just a sci-fi war film that takes place after all the proper Terminator stories have played out.
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TopicTrdl gives out more stupid game awards
BlackMageJawa
04/16/20 1:03:26 PM
#5
Best character creator that also has a much less engaging game attached
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TopicNeed to come up with a creative event for a staff zoom meeting
BlackMageJawa
04/14/20 6:33:13 PM
#5
My co-worker convinced me that they definitely exist, and aren't a sign that I'm starting to lose my grip on reality and hallucinate that there's someone else in my house
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TopicDo you like maroon 5
BlackMageJawa
04/04/20 4:46:06 PM
#3
Can't stand them. What's weird is that I sort of remember liking one or two of their early songs, but I have no idea which ones, because they're all awful.

My theory is that they had decent songs in an alternate timeline, but Moves Like Jagger is so bad that it retroactively made their older stuff suck as well.
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TopicIs Zelda an rpg
BlackMageJawa
04/04/20 11:07:16 AM
#13
No, he's an elf
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TopicResident Evil 4 Remake
BlackMageJawa
04/02/20 4:31:52 PM
#25
The controls on PC are still a bit wonky, but other than making it handle more like a standard keyboard+mouselook title, there's nothing that really needs improving.

Besides, if they want to carry on doing remakes, then Code Veronica is the next obvious one.
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TopicDid you like terminator dark fate more or xmen dark phoenix more?
BlackMageJawa
03/30/20 3:01:23 PM
#3
I haven't watched either.

But definitely Dark Fate.
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TopicReally enjoying XCOM 2: War of the Chosen
BlackMageJawa
03/29/20 5:15:22 PM
#3
Assassin's Katana + Bladestorm = complete immunity to Chryssalids. Every single one of the zombie-making bastards I encountered in my game died in a suicide charge against Jane Kelly.
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TopicNier Remastered coming to PS4, Xbone, and Steam.
BlackMageJawa
03/29/20 7:25:43 AM
#18
What will they do about voice acting? Brother Nier would obviously need all new dialogue recorded, and lots of NPCs would need at least a few lines changed. That's a big expense for a remaster.

I'm starting to think we get either Gestalt or nothing.
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TopicResident Evil 3 demo hits 3/19. REsistance beta begins 3/27
BlackMageJawa
03/22/20 4:38:58 PM
#42
ninkendo posted...
I need to replay and find all 20 bobbleheads

Gets you 100 free ambassador points for your RE account

Points? Account?

What are these for, and is it worth doing?
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TopicResident Evil 3 demo hits 3/19. REsistance beta begins 3/27
BlackMageJawa
03/21/20 5:27:09 PM
#33
FFDragon posted...
Game out in France, abandon the internet

It's okay, I already know how this one ends.

Nemesis did it. In the hallway, with the revolver
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TopicHalo: Reach vs. Life is Strange
BlackMageJawa
03/21/20 5:13:52 PM
#5
LiS is objectively the better game.

But Halo takes it easily.
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TopicPSO2 english open beta started a few days ago
BlackMageJawa
03/21/20 1:49:30 PM
#11
That does sound pretty cool. The main thing that puts me off multiplayer generally is the people who take it super-seriously, minmax everything and expect everyone to play optimally or they're "doing it wrong". A game with a more "Oh hey, you're here too, let's do this" attitude sounds great.
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TopicPSO2 english open beta started a few days ago
BlackMageJawa
03/21/20 6:29:55 AM
#9
My usual query with F2P MMO-type things: Can you solo the story without spending a fortune, or do you have to team up and/or drop cash to see the whole plot?
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TopicReminder DOOM 64 is out tomorrow
BlackMageJawa
03/19/20 8:57:57 PM
#4
Now we just need remakes of the Doom (and Wolfenstein) RPGs.
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TopicMark Cerny to show off PS5 tomorrow
BlackMageJawa
03/18/20 5:51:44 PM
#47
UshiromiyaEva posted...
My PS4 copy if BC Psyconauts is an embarrassing joke, lol.

Eh, that's just the PS2 version. It barely worked on PS2 either.

PS3 BC would have been nice, but these days I play all my PS2 games on PC.

And 800GB really doesn't sound like a lot, given that we've already got 100GB games on PS4. Add another gen of bloat, and that's going to hold, what... two AAA titles if you're lucky?
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TopicRumorzone: Sony looking to acquire Metal Gear, Silent Hill and Castlevania IPs
BlackMageJawa
03/15/20 7:28:10 PM
#6
Igavania:
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets"

Kojimavania:
"What is a man? [Insert multiple hour monologue on the history and ethics of civilisation]"
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TopicRumorzone: Sony looking to acquire Metal Gear, Silent Hill and Castlevania IPs
BlackMageJawa
03/15/20 7:24:53 PM
#2
Much as I love Metal Gear, I think it's best that the series remains over and done with.

I mean, unless Kojima feels like finally finishing Act 3 of MGSV.
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TopicWhy do people think Fallout 4 could beat Mass Effect 2?
BlackMageJawa
03/14/20 5:34:10 PM
#4
Mass Effect 2 might get some hate because of Mass Effect 3

Fallout 4 gets hate because of Fallout 4
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TopicBorderlands 3 is launching on Steam, and it's already half price
BlackMageJawa
03/12/20 5:34:27 PM
#1
Releases tomorrow, 50% off until the 20th.

What was the opinion from those of you who've already played it? I love the first two games (and Tales), but found TPS to be a bit of a slog. Worth getting now just to show I dislike Epic, or wait for an even bigger discount in a year or so?
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TopicFirst Lego Super Mario sets shown
BlackMageJawa
03/12/20 5:21:34 PM
#7
Obellisk posted...
You don't tease us with Mario Lego sets and then put out that build it yourself boardgame crap.

Hey, Minotaurus was a classic! Don't besmirch its reputation by comparing it to... whatever the fuck this is.
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TopicOld question, but where should I start the Persona series?
BlackMageJawa
03/06/20 6:42:03 PM
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UshiromiyaEva posted...
Worst thing is I am like 80% confident that a P3 re-release would be FES, and Minako will never be seen again.

It's Kotone, dammit!

Speaking of which, it looks like someone's started uploading Weird Masquerade subbed to Youtube. Only the male versio of the first play so far, but fingers crossed all ten end up there before too long.
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TopicOld question, but where should I start the Persona series?
BlackMageJawa
03/06/20 6:31:10 PM
#20
UshiromiyaEva posted...
Problem with 3 is there's no optimal version of that game. You either play FES, with the mediocre gameplay, or Portable with he heavily neutered cutscenes and VA.

There is a 'mod' for P3 FES (actually a set of AR codes) to add full party control. It's a bit buggy, but apparently works.

You still miss out on the better main character though.
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TopicIs Spider Man versus Dead Space the worst match in history?
BlackMageJawa
02/29/20 7:05:34 PM
#18
red13n posted...
Dead Space was great. Sad they stopped after 2 games in the series.

There's more than two games in the series and you know it!

Dead Space Mobile and Dead Space Extraction were pretty good too.
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TopicFinal Fantasy series ranked by Japan
BlackMageJawa
02/29/20 7:01:09 PM
#48
Not even acknowledging FF: All The Bravest, huh?

Probably for the best.
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TopicToday I give my heartiest thanks, Board 8.
BlackMageJawa
02/29/20 1:17:34 PM
#3
Wait, Edward was played by Matt Ryan? As in Constantine?
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TopicWhat was your first RPG?
BlackMageJawa
02/28/20 6:00:13 PM
#88
Baldur's Gate

First JRPG was FF7 though (to be fair, I live in the UK, and I don't think we got any JRPGs other than Phantasy Star before FF7)
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TopicBlack Desert (the MMO with amazing character creation) is free ATM
BlackMageJawa
02/27/20 3:56:09 PM
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Apparently the game itself is sheer monotonous grind (or microtransactions, because obviously), but if you just want to mess around with a valkyrie's haircut for hours on end, now's your chance.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/582660/Black_Desert_Online/

Offer ends 2nd March, and you might need to install and run it before it expires rather than just claim it on your Steam account.
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TopicWorst instance of an idiot plot?
BlackMageJawa
02/24/20 12:43:17 PM
#7
Dying Light.

Sure Kyle, just carry ignoring the fact that the 'charity' you work for isn't even trying to hide how obviously evil they are and keep getting your allies killed to help the warlord you somehow still believe you're opposing.
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Topicman, how did i manage to love d&d and pathfinder so much in the past?
BlackMageJawa
02/23/20 4:44:32 PM
#6
I was invited to a D&D1 campaign once. The DM had us pre-generate characters, 3d6 straight down, no customisation. 18 DEX- nice, I wanted to be a rogue. 18 INT "Oh good, we need a wizard and no one else has a decent INT". Great, I get to be useful for three rounds per long rest. I hate having to manage limited resources. 8 CON. So my life expectancy is about thirty seconds.

'Luckily', I sprained my ankle and had to miss the first two sessions due to being unwilling to drive with a sore foot. By the time I could have rejoined, it had already fallen apart.
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TopicWhat one on one DC vs. Marvel match-ups most interest you?
BlackMageJawa
02/17/20 4:26:47 PM
#32
Shazam vs Captain Marvel
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TopicWhat TV Shows do you like that nobody talks about?
BlackMageJawa
02/13/20 4:11:24 PM
#39
Dancedreamer posted...
Is it not on Hulu in the UK?

There is no Hulu in the UK. At least, there wasn't last time I checked, it might be launching alongside Disney+

Cavedweller2000 posted...
Blindspot

Another great show. I checked it out mainly to see what was keeping Ashley Johnson away from Critical Role (and, let's face it, to see Ashley Johnson), and ended up thoroughly enjoying it.
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TopicSo apparently Sonic the Hedgehog is one of the better video game movies.
BlackMageJawa
02/13/20 1:30:18 PM
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INCEPTlON posted...


I can definitely understand why anyone wouldnt want to watch it. Its another fictional character in the real world movie and its a very very very tired plot line.

Youre not kidding though about the seeing it as a child thing though. I must have watched the Mask and Ace Ventura every other day as a kid. I would be going crazy for this movie at that age.

That's part of the problem for me- Jim Carrey is just being Jim Carrey again. It's not Sonic vs Robotnik, it's Sonic vs Ace Ventura, Stanley Ipkiss, Truman Burbank and every other comedy character Carrey has ever played because they're all exactly the same and none of them bear the slightest resemblance to Dr. Robotnik.
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TopicWhat TV Shows do you like that nobody talks about?
BlackMageJawa
02/13/20 1:23:24 PM
#29
The Middleman and Wonderfalls.

And yeah, I also love Leverage, Warehouse 13 and Eureka. I keep meaning to check out The Librarians, but it apparently got precisely zero love in the UK, so DVDs are not readily available (and expensive when they do turn up).
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TopicBest Dragon Quest subtitle?
BlackMageJawa
02/11/20 5:14:20 PM
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metaIslug posted...
Wtf? How is this topic not overwhelmingly biased towards World Tree's Woe and the Blight Below

It sounds like it's talking about poop
The Blight Below and the Big Log, Whoa

Wasn't GreatLog the hub town from DQ Monsters?
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TopicYour favorite singers/vocalists
BlackMageJawa
02/11/20 4:26:56 PM
#11
Seanan McGuire
Delta Goodrem
Lucie Silvas
KT Tunstall
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TopicHow much risk is there of completely screwing up a Persona 4G playthrough?
BlackMageJawa
02/11/20 4:26:21 PM
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Like, consistently making bad decisions about how to spend your time and then realising that you're completely locked out of something significant?

I'm still fairly early in the game I think it's late May/early July. I've cleared the dungeon, but Kanji hasn't woken up yet and suffering from severe analysis paralysis. Between S-Links, raising stats, getting jobs for money (and also stats and maybe even S-Links I think), it already feels like I'm falling behind on things I should be doing, even when I'm making decent progress on the things I am doing.

So, basically, I'm either looking for reassurance that anything I do is fine and I'm not going to get stuck, or advice on what I should be focusing on.
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TopicBest Dragon Quest subtitle?
BlackMageJawa
02/11/20 4:19:20 PM
#13
mnkboy907 posted...
Age instead of Era will never not be a dumb decision.

Not as dumb as not giving Builders a subtitle when Restorers of the Ruined Realm was sitting right there.
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TopicYakuza Remastered Collection has shipped :O
BlackMageJawa
02/11/20 12:46:12 PM
#20
Is there already a Standard version as well as the Day One? Went out to buy it today and the display cases all looked like normal PS4 boxes, no Day One label or sign of a slipcase.
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TopicEnglish Versions of Japanese Songs that aren't the official English version
BlackMageJawa
02/10/20 3:42:12 PM
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God damn I love Wild ARMs' music.

Anyhoo, Koda Kumi did an alternate English version of 1000 Words as well as Real Emotion.
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TopicNotable RPGs that only have fan translations?
BlackMageJawa
02/10/20 3:22:47 PM
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Dragon Quest Monsters (remake) and DQM Joker 3, both on 3DS.
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TopicBirds of Prey... Might Not Suck!
BlackMageJawa
02/05/20 5:46:25 PM
#26
If the leaked script is real, then this film is literally an insult to the Birds of Prey, and for that alone it can go fuck itself.
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TopicJust watched the Beauty and The Beast live action.
BlackMageJawa
01/26/20 6:50:59 PM
#11
scarletspeed7 posted...
I would much rather have a remake veer away with original content than watch something over and over again.

Yeah, they're trying that with Mulan, and fan reaction... doesn't look good.

Personally, I think the trailers are incredible and that it will probably be by far the best live action remake they've done. And it will be a massive flop, generate an internet shitstorm of hatred, and every subsequent remake will be the same by-the-numbers, shot-for-shot-minus-joy rehash as the rest.
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TopicNominate Monster Hunter World already
BlackMageJawa
01/26/20 5:50:17 PM
#5
That is one cool looking Palico. MH isn't really my thing, but I did buy Iceborne Master Edition on PS4, so now I'm going to have to play at least until I can get whatever equipment that is.
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TopicAny of these worth getting in the current sales?
BlackMageJawa
01/26/20 10:26:16 AM
#1
Rabi-Ribi (6.79 on Steam)
Nite Team 4 (13.89 on Steam)
Agents of Mayhem: Total Mayhem Bundle (4.31 on Humble)
Code Vein Digital Deluxe (27.99 on Humble)
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TopicSteam Sale Ending
BlackMageJawa
01/26/20 10:02:12 AM
#3
Have you already got Baldur's Gate I? Because while II is much better, the best way to play the series is to have both and use a mod to combine them into one massive game (you can also include SoD if you like buggy fanfic).

So, get as much Baldur's Gate as you can, and XCOM.
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TopicIf being RACIST was ILLEGAL in your country, would that be a problem for you???.
BlackMageJawa
01/25/20 12:34:25 PM
#3
I'd love to live in a country like that, unlike this one whose government has actually done those things.
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TopicNational Treasure 3 Confirmed
BlackMageJawa
01/17/20 5:37:00 PM
#9
Johnny Eagle posted...
Confirmed by who?

An elaborate series of clues woven into the logbooks of the Library of Congress, the score of Hamilton, and Donald Trump's Twitter history.
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TopicBoard game fans- anyone know of a game like this (or- do you like this idea?)
BlackMageJawa
01/16/20 4:25:32 PM
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A worker placement game with two types of worker meeples- I'm thinking a sci-fi setting where it would be droids and humans. Placing a droid on a space gets you better rewards than a human (because droids are more efficient workers), but a human can be assigned to a space that already has a droid, kicking the droid off (because droids don't have rights), and players only get resources at the end of the round if their workers are still present.

So- anyone know if there's a game that does this? Or if not, do you think a game like this would be cool if I had a go at mocking up some more rules?
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