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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly part 4: Simpsons on Patrol
BiggLaw
11/28/23 11:18:49 AM
#288
I haven't read through the whole thread so I don't know if somebody already used this, but...

Marge: "I'm going to sue the pants off you!"

Mr. Burns: "You don't have to sue me to get my pants off"

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly part 4: Simpsons on Patrol
BiggLaw
11/19/23 4:16:48 PM
#263
Not really a "joke," but Ralph saying "Look, Big Daddy! It's Regular Daddy!" lives in my head

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TopicPeople really don't like Megan Rapinoe
BiggLaw
11/14/23 5:32:46 PM
#6
She's hated mostly by the "God, Guns and Country" crowd. The ones who are the loudest about "freedom of speech."

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TopicIvanka Trump courtroom sketches
BiggLaw
11/14/23 5:09:45 PM
#40
She used that long neck to look over and copy off test back in school

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TopicDo you have any regrets from your 20s and 30s?
BiggLaw
09/05/23 5:39:46 PM
#37
I wish I DIDN'T listen to my parents so much. I was obedient even when I knew they didn't know what they were talking about. I missed out on some great opportunities because of fear mongering from those who didn't know any better.

Follow your dreams, kids. Especially if you don't already have kids of your own.

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Topic"Glitch McConnell" is the best political nickname I have heard.
BiggLaw
08/30/23 6:24:07 PM
#11
whitelytning posted...
Its too high brow for the audience. Most Trump supporters couldnt explain what it means.

*edit. Maybe that makes it good actually. lol
Trump supporters in general are more disingenuous and dishonest than dumb. They play dumb so you can keep giving them the benefit of a doubt, lol.

Glitch McConnell is a pretty good one though lol

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TopicSkilled katana user vs inexperienced person with a gun
BiggLaw
08/30/23 6:19:24 PM
#64
If by" inexperienced" you mean they don't know how to switch the safety off? Or just that they've never shot a person before?

Assuming it's not the former, the gunman wins.

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TopicIs Akira Toriyama a good writer?
BiggLaw
08/29/23 12:27:17 PM
#26
He's got a great creative mind for writing. His main struggles come from not having a clear direction. He makes things up as he goes along and often forgets details of his own story when adding to it.

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TopicThe George Washington Cherry Tree story is the biggest pile of rubbish
BiggLaw
08/29/23 11:25:15 AM
#8
The wig at 6 is just... Lmao

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TopicLines and quotes that live rent-free in your head
BiggLaw
08/29/23 11:22:56 AM
#38
Black Dynamite: "Euphoria, SHUT THE F*** UP, I know that's you, I ain't even gotta LOOK! How would you like me to send you back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch!? Would you like that!?"

Questionmarktarius posted...
"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!"
Lmao, i read that in his voice

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TopicLines and quotes that live rent-free in your head
BiggLaw
08/28/23 8:10:46 PM
#14
Westerns have some of the best lines in American cinema, period lol. Feel free

Another one that lives in my head...

Cell: How did you acquire this new strength? Enlighten me!"
Vegeta: I do a lot of push-ups and sit-ups... And drink plenty of juice."


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TopicLines and quotes that live rent-free in your head
BiggLaw
08/28/23 6:24:04 PM
#1
Marge: I'm going to sue the pants off you!
Mr Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off.

Also...

Hank: Are you Chinese or Japanese?

Feels like this happens every few weeks...

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TopicDo you stick with game or jump back and forth between multiple games?
BiggLaw
08/28/23 1:31:33 AM
#3
I'm always making slow progress in a few games at a time.

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TopicLarry Elder will "take the call" to be Trump or DeSantis VP
BiggLaw
07/06/23 2:55:16 PM
#2
Nothing that grifting dingleberry says should ever be considered or even read about, tbh.

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TopicIs ron jeremy the most famous pornstar of all time?
BiggLaw
07/06/23 2:45:37 PM
#30
Growing up it was Jenna Jameson and Terra Patrick. I'm out of the loop these days.

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TopicRemember when Rosie O'Donnell played Betty?
BiggLaw
07/06/23 2:43:40 PM
#10
People clowned over that. They wanted a hot Betty.

Halle Berry looked good AF though

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TopicWhat do you consider the best video game purchase you've ever made?
BiggLaw
07/06/23 2:42:26 PM
#60
Best: Red Dead Revolver. It set me off on the Western path that led me to Gun, Call of Juarez and more.

Worst: Dragon Ball Z: Sagas.

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Topic10,000,000 but you can only drink hotdog water for the rest of your life.
BiggLaw
06/14/23 1:28:56 AM
#10
Deal. Tastebuds adjust.


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TopicIs wokeness a problem to you?
BiggLaw
06/12/23 11:11:35 PM
#318
All I know is that anybody deliberately using this term as a pejorative isn't worth having a conversation with. The actual meaning of the word didn't change just because a bunch of loonies decided to misuse it.

Same with any buzzword, really.

We can agree and disagree all we like, but to resort to intellectual dishonesty and disingenuous talking points just to push a narrative is a reflection of one's character. I wouldn't trust them even when the subject isn't political lol.

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TopicDeSantis' campaign launch is crashing Twitter
BiggLaw
05/24/23 6:34:15 PM
#8
Ron got grandmothers demanding grandkids to pull Twitter up on their flip phones

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TopicE Jean Carrol is suing Trunp a 2nd time for same reason
BiggLaw
05/23/23 2:42:36 AM
#25
I wish people would bail me out of every situation I get myself into. Must be nice.

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TopicTexas Man pauses date to kill parking lot scammer, then resumes his date
BiggLaw
04/28/23 11:48:25 PM
#53
Killer side quest.

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