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| Topic | Top 5 MadTV Cast Members |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 3:05:03 PM #35 | moh82sy posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIlpadv9aWs Will Sasso has to be somewhat related to James Gandolfini. Most people can do the impersonation, but to look almost exactly like him is nuts. Will is Italian so it makes sense. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | I used to pose as women on dating sites |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 3:02:18 PM #7 | I made an OKCupid as a chick with a single picture and one sentence in my profile. My inbox was filled within days. Makes me ashamed to be a dude. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Top 5 MadTV Cast Members |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 3:00:38 PM #31 | CapnMuffin posted... https://youtu.be/if27InJBtEI My friend and I always do this impression with each other. "My name is Kenny Rogers and this is Jackass!" --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Top 5 MadTV Cast Members |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 2:53:57 PM #29 | Kastrada posted... 1. Will Sasso I'm guessing Aries was just a cool, talented dude who did his thing. While Will and Bobby are like stereotypical class clowns who live to make people happy. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Top 5 MadTV Cast Members |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 2:52:10 PM #28 | Some of y'all live to talk shit. I said my opinions were mainly based off of old memories. I just happen to remember more characters played by the male cast members. I remember Debra Wilson's fat character with Aries Spears. Ms. Swan with Alex Borstein. Stephnie Weir and her little annoying sister character(Dot?) and her old lady character. Mo Collins as Stuart's mom. I'm gonna be rewatching a lot of MadTV and will be reevaluating my list. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Canceling Joe Rogan Would be the Left's Worst Nightmare |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 2:42:39 PM #19 | It's true. The average liberal is far more capable of driving people away from leftist ideals. You need people who actually understand righties in order to properly extend and olive branch. Your average person, left or right, doesn't really give a fuck about convincing people of their points and would rather be 'correct' for sake of their side 'winning'. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Top 5 MadTV Cast Members |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 6:06:01 AM #17 | Phil Lamarr definitely deserves top 5. I forgot about this absolute gem. https://youtu.be/xIlDPk-tIyw I think I'll extensively watch through some MadTV and make a bigger list since I'm going mainly based off of a lot of old memories. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | people getting turnt up to System of a Down at a Nigerian wedding reception |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 5:51:36 AM #2 | Looks like a really fun wedding reception. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Top 5 MadTV Cast Members |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 5:48:42 AM #13 | smoke_break posted... Tag, forgot about this show, would be good to watch during this quarantine. YouTube has a lot of it. Apparently it's also on HBO Max. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Top 5 MadTV Cast Members |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 5:47:05 AM #12 | SH_expert44 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkGsmqZjYQE Lmao Man there's so much I've forgotten. I'm digging the good quality. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Top 5 MadTV Cast Members |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 5:42:00 AM #10 | shnangyboos posted... I always loved Will Sasso. His Tony Soprano and Stone Cold impersonations were so spot on. Also love his Steven Segal, Kenny Rogers and of course Schwarzenegger. He also does a perfect Jesse Ventura. https://youtu.be/lreEa4bH3Ks --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Top 5 MadTV Cast Members |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 5:39:43 AM #9 | Thompson posted... This might be the one I remember the best. And holy crap, that upload date (and horrendous 240p)! Yeah that's what's killer about most of these YouTube clips. I fucking love Will Sasso. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Top 5 MadTV Cast Members |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 5:27:37 AM #3 | Murphiroth posted... Not even mentioning Phil Lamarr, shame. UBS guy was the best. True. Makes me realize how long it's been since I watched the show. Currently watching clips on YouTube. Will reevaluate after I've watched a good portion. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Top 5 MadTV Cast Members |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 5:23:39 AM #1 | 1. Will Sasso 2. Aries Spears 3. Frank Caliendo 4. Michael McDonald 5. Bobby Lee Mo Collins, Alex Borstein and Stephnie Weir right behind. Will Sasso, Aries Spears and Frank Caliendo were all supreme impressionists that really carried the show. Michael McDonald and Bobby Lee were just funny guys with a couple memorable characters. Stuart and Bae Sung being my favorites between them. I would include Key and Peele but they came on so late and ended up trailblazing their own show. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Castlevania. Help? |
| BettyWhite 06/21/20 3:33:54 AM #7 | Kensaimage posted... What made symphony so good? RPG elements, expansive Metroid-esque castle. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | C/D: It might be bad to destroy everything that has an offensive history |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 7:26:15 PM #18 | Just put it in museums. They definitely shouldn't stand as monuments to government buildings or anything out in the public. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Which of these breakfasts would you rather have? |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 7:10:51 PM #12 | I want french toast.. But I'll order the omelette because sugar ain't good for my crohns. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | CE's Hottest Woman Tournament II - The Nomination Topic |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 6:50:35 PM #54 | Damn_Underscore posted... Yes. Match Game is one of my favorites to watch on the GSN.  --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Tips for buying a car? |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 2:56:11 PM #18 | A new car depreciates the moment you drive it off the lot. But here, I've got the best YouTube channel for this particular situation. He's got tons of videos on buying used cars, brands to avoid, etc. Lifelong mechanic and car salesman. https://www.youtube.com/user/scottykilmer --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | You get ahold of trumps Twitter account for one post and one post only |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 6:25:51 AM #59 | Something that would either sour his followere or expose them as hypocrites. "From this day forward kneeling during the anthem is mandatory. I've always knelt, some would say I knelt before Kaepernick. I've even knelt directly on the flag." Something like that.. Trimmed according to the word limit, whatever that is on Twitter these days. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | I've never had sex, is it really that earth shattering? |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 6:13:32 AM #18 | MrResetti posted... Lol at all this love shit Someone's dead inside. ;) --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | lol, there's gonna be a movie where a white supremacist is sent to an alternate |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 6:01:53 AM #29 | pegusus123456 posted... Yeah, I know what Roots is. I just took your bad joke for a misinformed good one. Your need to start shit over a harmless post is the real joke. It's almost like you have some kind of problem in real life that you try to vent out onto the internet because it's safe. You should really work on that, or let it eat you alive. Either way works for me. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | I've never had sex, is it really that earth shattering? |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 5:50:43 AM #6 | With someone you love, it's amazing. With someone who's essentially a friend to shoot a load inside, it's fun. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | CE's Hottest Woman Tournament II - The Nomination Topic |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 5:48:31 AM #40 | I'm just gonna nominate my childhood crush even though she'll lose. I can't think of anyone mainstream and hot enough to win. Alicia Silverstone --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | CE's Hottest Woman Tournament II - The Nomination Topic |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 5:39:33 AM #34 | Damn_Underscore posted... I mean I would have dated Betty White in the 70s Betty White...err.. I was in my 50s in the '70s. Still a fox though. ;) --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | CE's Hottest Woman Tournament II - The Nomination Topic |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 3:50:45 AM #32 | Tyranthraxus posted... Betty White ;) --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | lol, there's gonna be a movie where a white supremacist is sent to an alternate |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 3:09:24 AM #22 | pegusus123456 posted... I can tell you didn't watch the trailer because you're making a joke about something that's actually in the trailer. I'm directly referencing The Roots instead of their loose, non-comedic reference. God I hate CE sometimes. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | South Park the Movie had more good songs than a single Disney movie. |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 3:03:08 AM #9 | Matt and Trey stay making great songs. Swiss Colony Beef Log and The Most Offensive Song Ever are two of my favorite Christmas songs to date. You can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin... Mary! --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | lol, there's gonna be a movie where a white supremacist is sent to an alternate |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 2:56:46 AM #15 | VigorouslySwish posted... This would be a FANTASTIC idea for a comedy, but they're making it a drama and it's gonna suck YOUR NAME IS KUNTA! To...by... --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | lol, there's gonna be a movie where a white supremacist is sent to an alternate |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 2:51:10 AM #13 | Looks stupid as fuck. Just watch American History X if you want a lesson on the downfalls of prejudice. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Almost 4 months into the quarantine...what have you been up to? |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 2:44:58 AM #16 | Started DDPYoga. Trying to get my anti-inflammatory diet back on track. Deep depression and loneliness. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Is #MeToo about to take down Alt-Right 5'3 Rogan and his Spotify deal? |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 2:43:46 AM #51 | CE treads within Poe's Law so hard I can almost never tell whether or not someone is trolling or just has shitty opinions on here. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | CE's Hottest Woman Tournament II - The Nomination Topic |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 2:00:45 AM #14 | MabusIncarnate posted... Alexandra Daddario Came to say this.. Now I gotta think. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | imagine living in oklahoma |
| BettyWhite 06/20/20 12:01:05 AM #9 | Tornados.. Strict alcohol laws. Being Oklahoma. Yeah. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | I just realized I think John Williams' score for E.T. informed his ROTJ score |
| BettyWhite 06/19/20 10:12:55 PM #8 | All of John Williams' famous scores sound the same. Epic triumphant brass heavy pieces that make you feel like you can do anything. Underneath that he has a lot of variety in his scores, but they don't get the same attention. He's definitely more dynamic than Hans Zimmer, even though I prefer Hans because he makes good sad boi music. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Is Chrono Trigger in your top 10 favorite games? |
| BettyWhite 06/19/20 4:35:39 PM #15 | a-c-a-b posted... Sure is. Same here. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Is Chrono Trigger in your top 10 favorite games? |
| BettyWhite 06/19/20 4:34:29 PM #14 | Top 3 for me. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | NFL Quarterbacks as women |
| BettyWhite 06/19/20 4:27:05 PM #19 | Jimmy G by miles. Honorable mention to Dak and Mahomes. Good lawd imagine Roethlisberger cornering you in a bar. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Save That Pirate/Thief (Round 39) |
| BettyWhite 06/19/20 4:20:49 PM #35 | Yondu Earl Hickey --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Save That Pirate/Thief (Round 38) |
| BettyWhite 06/19/20 1:51:34 AM #38 | Yondu Ridley --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Been watching Naruto and I finally saw Lee vs Gara |
| BettyWhite 06/18/20 5:48:26 PM #33 | Best moment in Naruto. Best moment in Shippuden is Might Guy vs Love Rock Lee and Might Guy. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | We're officially old. Zoomers roasting millennials |
| BettyWhite 06/18/20 2:40:54 PM #132 | These kids literally have never lived a life without high speed internet and a cell phone shoved up their ass. Calling people soft and shit. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Liberals are getting their dream, atlanta cops quitting right now |
| BettyWhite 06/17/20 7:22:16 PM #44 | It's not like they're hard to replace. Not gonna cry over poorly trained hotheads that piss themselves everytime they're threatened. Increase the pay rate, bring in officers who are worth a damn and start training them properly. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | What's your favorite kind of panties on a girl? |
| BettyWhite 06/17/20 5:32:26 PM #14 | Boy shorts make that booty overhang look real good. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | ALPHA 6'6 (160 pounds) man making fun of BETA short guys |
| BettyWhite 06/17/20 5:52:58 AM #9 | His arms would be so easy to snap. Dude looks like he benches a solid 75 pounds on a good day. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Man badly beaten outside gas station smh |
| BettyWhite 06/17/20 2:18:29 AM #20 | pick4six posted... Wonder what he said to piss them off. "There's a line for a reason." --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Man badly beaten outside gas station smh |
| BettyWhite 06/17/20 1:49:40 AM #16 | I mean.. Are we surprised? Systemic racism created this. This is what happens when you have industries that make money off of promoting criminalism within the black community. You get volatile young black youths that poorly represent the black community and give reasons for racist white people to justify the same industries that "inadvertently" promote this behavior. That privatized prison system is really a fucking diabolically genius way to make money. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | Worst FF girl? |
| BettyWhite 06/16/20 11:37:24 PM #18 | There's tons worse than these two. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
| Topic | You must name your child after a U.S. state capital. |
| BettyWhite 06/16/20 11:34:07 PM #58 | DENVER THE LAST DlNOSAUR HE'S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat |
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