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TopicI'm a Mall Cop AMA
Balnazarr
07/28/22 11:53:21 AM
#25
TentacleDemon posted...
If you hate working at the mall why don't you ask your company for a different post? Or are you an actual employee of the mall? Most places contract out for private security. But a few do it in house.

I'm employed by the mall. They have a in house security.

bigbadharry posted...
How much do you weigh? How many doughnuts do you eat a day? Ever had trouble with skateboarders?

Were you too fat to get into the police academy?

190 5'10. I don't. Yes. No and I'm not interested in it.

Hambo posted...
If two young adults one day got on the motorized animal scooter things and started low-speed jousting with flimsy plastic lightsabers on a weekday, would you tell them to stop because they're being a bad influence on the kids who should be in school at the time anyway? Is that like a common thing you're supposed to discourage or was it just the guy at our local mall being a stick in the mud?

Yes, I'm supposed to discourage it.

SoldierBoy posted...
1. How often do you catch people getting stoned, high, drunk, etc. inside the mall?

2. If you can legally detain people in some situations, are you required/expected to do so, or can you just back off and let them go? I'm assuming you have to call it in to cops if it's something serious.

3. Are there any rules about where you're allowed to detain them? For example, a friend of mine who has experience as a bouncer said they're not allowed to chase people if they step off the premises for liability reasons if the person gets hurt and the bouncers are deemed the initial aggressors for chasing.

4. Do you ever spend time just watching monitors and watching security screens in the security room?

5. Who do you have to report to? Who's your boss? Does that person supervise you a lot, or are you kind of on your own?

  1. Often. Usually late at night when traffic is dying down.
  2. I take them to the security office and call Police. I legally can hold the. But, if they run or fight I just get a description and call Police. I'm not risking my life for $15/h
  3. I can not chase them. It's a risk not worth taking. But, once they exit the doors not much I can do. I can radio a description and get one of our guys outside to catch them. But, usually it's not worth the hassle. There's very few of us and it's a big mall. We have 1 patrol outside 2 in door and our supervisor watching cameras.
  4. No. Only our supervisor gets that luxury or the night crew. I've done it a couple times and it's boring as all hell. You have to give reports every hour.
  5. I have a supervisor. The boss is head of security or the mall manager. I'm kinda on my own. I stand next to a kiosk and direct people who can't read to where they need to go. I don't patrol the mall premises. We have an outdoor team that have a golf cart that do.
TopicI'm a Mall Cop AMA
Balnazarr
07/28/22 1:24:43 AM
#18
SoldierBoy posted...
1. Did you have any prior experience doing security work, bouncer work, etc. before you got this job?

2. Did you have to take any classes before you started the job?

3. Do you carry any self defense items (I.e., taser, pepper spray, handcuffs, zip ties, etc.)? I'm assuming not much if anything based on your answers so far.

  1. I worked LP. You don't need anything. Just be over 18 and willing to work a dead end thankless job. But, there are plenty of different sec jobs that pay better and give you a gun.
  2. Nope. I didn't even get any training.
  3. I got a radio and that's it. Nothing else. I can legally detain people but, that's only if they've refused to leave or other circumstances. Most big box stores have their own in house lost prevention. The smaller stores call Police. I do not detain shoplifters.
TopicI'm a Mall Cop AMA
Balnazarr
07/28/22 1:10:51 AM
#15
Agent_Stroud posted...
You have a favorite contingency plan involving the mall you work at in case the zombie apocalypse happens?

Yeah, quit my job and go home. This job ain't work dying for.
TopicI'm a Mall Cop AMA
Balnazarr
07/28/22 1:10:10 AM
#14
SoldierBoy posted...
1. How many shoplifters do you bust on average in a week?

2. Tell us about a moment on the job that was close to making you quit.

3. What's the craziest person you had to deal with? I.e., crazy homeless person, crazy crackhead, etc.

4. What's the biggest bust you ever had? I.e., caught someone stealing jewelry or some other high end stuff.

5. Tell us something that most people wouldn't know about the job.

6. What's the most disgusting experience you had working this job?

7. How often do people get violent when you confront them?

8. How often do people pull weapons on you?

  1. Zero. I'm not AP. I do not go into store's. I only handle stuff in the mall. And most the times I just call Police.
  2. Guest was being disruptive. Detained him till Police could arrest him. He shit his pants, literally.
  3. Guy started masturbating next to the kids play area
  4. I'm not AP. I don't handle that stuff. That's up to the stores themselves to deal with. I am legally not allowed to get involved with that.
  5. We're more like glorified door greeters who can detain people till Police come. We also get paid very little and work long hours.
  6. Guy shitting in the sec room while we waited for Police to arrest him
  7. Often. If they get an attitude I ask them to leave. If they don't we call Police. I have a right to detain you till Police arrest you.
  8. Not often. But one of my co-workers had a guy pull a gun on him.


One of the biggest reasons I hate this job: my co-workers are try hards and think they're cops in training. That's like saying you work at McDs so you're a chef in training. The Police have zero respect for us because we're not even rent a cops. We're door greeters. All my c-workers are so fucking full of themselves.
TopicI'm a Mall Cop AMA
Balnazarr
07/28/22 12:02:29 AM
#7
31Veteran posted...
Do you get a segway

Nope. Got to walk on my own two feet or use a golf cart. I mostly just stay at the kiosk and be bored for hours on end. People can't read so they ask me. I don't have a weapon on me.

SoldierBoy posted...
Who is your favorite mall cop from a movie or TV show?

None. It's a shit job with shit pay. I'm making $15/h and at times less then 40 hours. I work 12 hour shifts and sometimes night shifts. I'm on call too.
TopicI'm a Mall Cop AMA
Balnazarr
07/27/22 11:56:31 PM
#1
And yes I hate this job.
TopicVTuber General 17: I'm Magging now!
Balnazarr
07/24/22 1:38:19 AM
#17
I know who Noir is and I am fucking encaustic. He was a big time indie vtuber. A true bro.
TopicVTuber General 16: Child adoption, the newest vtuber craze
Balnazarr
07/23/22 11:16:04 AM
#489
FunkyCat posted...
Anyone catch the EN dudes debuts so far?

Response seems very positive so far.
I saw Magnis but, that's because I already knew who he was before debut. I was already a huge fan of his past life.
Topicchick from stranger things released a music video with full on vagina and boobs
Balnazarr
07/19/22 12:31:25 AM
#19
Who is she?
TopicBetter Call Saul returns tonight *spoilers*
Balnazarr
07/12/22 10:16:45 AM
#53
Kim didn't have a choice. She knew she didn't. She's smart enough to realize Lalo would have killed them both if she snitched.
TopicIs season 2 of Stranger Things just ass?
Balnazarr
07/08/22 8:41:05 PM
#17
Thankfully S4 is a massive upgrade.
TopicRUMOR: HBO to produce reboot of The Wire w/ all black cast
Balnazarr
07/07/22 9:30:38 PM
#16
We own This City can't get more then 1 season. It's docu-drama.
Topicthe latest chapter of Berserk is out (ch. 367) *spoilers*
Balnazarr
07/07/22 2:42:01 PM
#15
Pacing is much faster. With Miura we would have waited at least a year before all this was done.
TopicVTuber General 16: Child adoption, the newest vtuber craze
Balnazarr
07/03/22 1:27:35 AM
#414
Renne posted...
Yes signs point to it being Rushia which is kind of baffling if true. Unless she stays on Youtube she's probably losing a chunk of her audience, but I guess she really relies on having some sort of management

Kson is likely her manager.
TopicVTuber General 16: Child adoption, the newest vtuber craze
Balnazarr
07/03/22 12:36:11 AM
#412
Is that who I think it is? The other JP girl is 100% a certain somebody.
TopicDSPGaming General Twenty-Six: Pigs in Cars Getting Gin
Balnazarr
07/02/22 1:16:02 PM
#81
Looks like the wheelchairs got their disability checks in the mail.
TopicRussia says Lithuania's transit ban 'is a violation of everything'
Balnazarr
06/21/22 1:03:12 PM
#9
Russia can not possibly fight a war on two fronts. One against a fucking NATO member. It's pure lunacy. Like absolute lunacy. This would end in a forced regime change at the behest of NATO. Do not take Russias words seriously. They're sabre rattling.
TopicDSPGaming General Twenty-Six: Pigs in Cars Getting Gin
Balnazarr
06/15/22 12:53:59 PM
#19
WallStreetWolf posted...
It wouldn't really surprise me if he does have one or two friends that he just hides from his online life. I don't know who would be crazy or stupid enough to be friends with Phil, but it's also not that hard to believe. He hides things all the time. It wouldn't be surprising if he was hiding a friend or two just because of the drama. No need to put someone else through it

But yeah, my initial reaction was that it looks like a guy. And I think people here saying it could be her because woman let themselves go as revenge during failing relationships... That is some gross misogynistic garbage that I would hope you rethink. Yes people can let themselves go, and if she really did is obviously just because she is unhappy and doesn't see a happy future, not for revenge

Anyway I really don't think it's her. It also wouldn't surprise me if she left him ages ago and he has been keeping that a secret

You really think DSP has friends? The guy constantly whining he has no time to have friends and constantly begging for money? You for real bro?
TopicDSPGaming General Twenty-Six: Pigs in Cars Getting Gin
Balnazarr
06/14/22 1:42:03 PM
#8
It's Khet. Who else could it be?
TopicDo not approach wild animals.
Balnazarr
06/02/22 5:17:36 PM
#32
Sczoyd posted...
I saw these on the way to the bank a couple months ago. Not going to lie I kind of wanted to grab one and take it home. The mother has five, she won't miss just one
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/7/AABiy1AADS1P.jpg

They bite. Carry diseases and shit and piss everywhere. Also will ruin your house. Oh and it's illegal.
TopicKC police shoot pregnant woman w/ hands up 5 times before cuffing her,...
Balnazarr
06/02/22 1:28:57 AM
#45
Darkprince21 posted...
Theres several posters in this topic alone that tag me every time any cop does anything wrong. demanding I apologize every time for their behavior and explain it.

i wonder if any of them will come back and say they were wrong

Shut up, pig.
TopicIs Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines Worth Playing in 2022?
Balnazarr
05/31/22 12:12:09 PM
#7
It's a good game but, a terrible example of what VTM is about. For starts your character is OP as fuck for a brand new Vampire. Second there's no politics or vampire gatherings. The Prince exists as your own real mission giver which is absurd.
TopicDSPGaming General Twenty Five: Gout Herder
Balnazarr
05/29/22 11:50:49 AM
#438
Another one of DSPs whales got doxxed. This time PastyArchy.
TopicDSPGaming General Twenty Five: Gout Herder
Balnazarr
05/21/22 1:38:39 AM
#392
Oh my god. He was featured on LSF and boy oh boy did DSP get real fucking mad. He even posted in the topic to dunk on his haters.
TopicGuy abandons family & career for a shitty tabletop game
Balnazarr
05/18/22 3:03:05 AM
#60
At the end of the day he did kinda win. He's got a happy life and some success following his dream. That's more then what can be said then most of CE.
TopicGuy abandons family & career for a shitty tabletop game
Balnazarr
05/18/22 2:56:52 AM
#58
He's still alive and seems much more successful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNOc2i9pB3s&ab_channel=MarcGriffin

He's not famous. But, he did go onto do something.

DeadBankerDream posted...
His life would have been better if he had.

This was a really old video. He did find some success afterwards. He didn't just drop off the earth or give up. He's still active actually.
Topic16 year old trans girl arrested while playing Minecraft
Balnazarr
05/07/22 11:13:25 AM
#170
Esrac posted...
Well, I dont think there has been confirmation that they were arrested. What I suspect happened, considering all the talk about foster home, is they were probably removed from the premises by the police to be brought elsewhere.

But thats just speculation until there is more solid info.

And they cant just remove you from your home either. A minor can not be detained and removed from the home without good reason. And this wouldn't be up for Police to handle. CPS handles this for a reason.
Topic16 year old trans girl arrested while playing Minecraft
Balnazarr
05/07/22 11:06:51 AM
#166
I'm not calling BS but, this smells bad. The reason why: Police as facist and evil they may be don't go and arrest a truant student without a warrant. If they felt the child was being abused they'd sent a CPS agent to handle this.

The fact that this is solely via her twitter and not reported anywhere else smells fishy. This should be breaking news. A child being arrested by pigs for just existing.

My friend works CPS said he handles truant students from time to time. Police are never involved unless the student has a history of violence. You also can not just automatically remove them from the Parents care and send them to foster care. That's up for the court to decide. A student being truant would not be sent to foster care without warning. Without the parents consent. That's not how any of this works.

I want to believe it's not true. I'll need some second hand verification. if it's true this country is fucked.
TopicDSPGaming General Twenty Five: Gout Herder
Balnazarr
05/05/22 2:49:24 PM
#316
Timbo Slice is back and tipping huge bucks again. I can not. He literally went bankrupt twice for DSP and still keeps tipping. Jesus.
TopicMost people here are over 30. What's the worst health problem you've had so far?
Balnazarr
04/27/22 9:50:27 PM
#37
Back pain and foot pain. Seems minor but, its pretty bad. When they say lift with your knees they were serious. Dont do what I did.
TopicDSPGaming General Twenty Five: Gout Herder
Balnazarr
04/24/22 12:36:24 AM
#257
dancing_cactuar posted...
He better hope that the Wings trolls don't decide to hop over to him with this, because those guys play a lot less nice than those like Snort Burnell or the "DSP get a job" WWE guy.

Wings trolls gave DSP a shit ton of money.
TopicBoogie2988 has a GF and she's going to shoot on that site without him
Balnazarr
04/23/22 1:46:17 PM
#23
Ceralyna posted...
???

Have you seen his ex-wife? She isn't skinny not one bit.
TopicBoogie2988 has a GF and she's going to shoot on that site without him
Balnazarr
04/23/22 11:26:56 AM
#21
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Dude, she's pretty fat.
Topicwait...most of you guys here DON'T have sex on the first date...?
Balnazarr
04/18/22 10:37:56 AM
#86
I have a boat and tell them there's nowhere to run. They're all alone out here in the sea and there's really nowhere to run. Always works.
TopicI still haven't done my Taxes.
Balnazarr
04/17/22 12:38:50 AM
#1
Prostration ho! Tbf it's a pain in the ass.
TopicAskTrumpSupporters mods get super triggered. Anything negative is an instant ban
Balnazarr
04/15/22 1:17:47 PM
#1
Called someone a hypocrite. Got a permanent ban. And yet they can imply anyone who isn't supporting Trump are NPCs blindly hating.
TopicHow can anyone still stand behind that manlet pussy Vladimir Putin?
Balnazarr
04/13/22 12:05:51 PM
#115
Putin spent years cultivating an image of manliness and being badass. Obv none of it was true. He's just a tinpot tyrant.
TopicNic Cage did a Reddit AMA
Balnazarr
04/10/22 1:05:45 PM
#6
Irony posted...
Nicolas Cage is a terrible actor but I do like him though

You're crazy. He's actually a really good actor that often picks crap movies. he still puts effort into a shitty movie.
TopicDamn, those NBA sweat-moppers get paid 80k/year just to mop sweat
Balnazarr
04/09/22 11:12:16 AM
#12
They do more then that.
TopicDSPGaming General Twenty Five: Gout Herder
Balnazarr
04/07/22 7:37:33 PM
#177
Over $1000 yesterday and SHOCK he's begging today. "Nuh uh ack ack ack that money is gone! Sigh stupid troll. I have bills due everyday and that $100 is barely enough to help. Ack ack ack. Being an adult is hard".
TopicYR: Scientists confirm that 'you' die every time you go to sleep
Balnazarr
04/04/22 12:36:12 PM
#10
Well, in VTM Vampires die everytime the sun rises. They only revive when the sun sets.
TopicDSPGaming General Twenty Five: Gout Herder
Balnazarr
03/31/22 2:44:58 AM
#150
Whats sad is his cult think he's "badass" for that tweet.

https://preview.redd.it/3z6dlzt8ilq81.jpg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60cc8ca50a87c958fd58fb9f89834d70a8e34a33

Just sad.
TopicVTuber General 16: Child adoption, the newest vtuber craze
Balnazarr
03/30/22 11:41:40 AM
#36
She's still around but, she doesn't really vtube. She facecams now and talks about being broke. Despite having all her whales back and most her subs...
TopicVTuber General 16: Child adoption, the newest vtuber craze
Balnazarr
03/30/22 10:39:04 AM
#32
02fran posted...
tag

what'd she do?

A lot. Starting getting special messages to whales, leaked personal info of several Cover employees, etc etc.
TopicVTuber General 16: Child adoption, the newest vtuber craze
Balnazarr
03/30/22 1:41:17 AM
#29
Questionmarktarius posted...
Cover going ahead with giving Rushia the Chris Benoit treatment, huh?

She really fucked up bad. She's still causing drama on her new account. She's not mentally stable.
Topici just wanna be done with a Realm Reborn
Balnazarr
03/24/22 1:36:41 PM
#2
You're about to get into Heavensward. Not much left cept fighting the giant leviathan.
TopicVTuber General 15: Hope has descended yet again!
Balnazarr
03/23/22 8:20:34 PM
#482
Demondice and Sydsnap visit a local nun bar.
TopicVTuber General 15: Hope has descended yet again!
Balnazarr
03/17/22 8:08:01 PM
#422
Ina beat Radahan with no summons.
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