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TopicDavid Boreanaz is trending in Twitter
AzurexNightmare
03/05/21 7:44:23 AM
#22
slmcknett posted...
Squall Leonhart.
Finally somebody lol

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TopicThere truly no way to tell if there are civilizations before humans
AzurexNightmare
03/05/21 7:22:57 AM
#4
I guarantee if you guys were sucking titties rn you wouldn't care about this crap

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TopicDavid Boreanaz is trending in Twitter
AzurexNightmare
03/05/21 7:21:44 AM
#20
DeadBankerDream posted...
Not my fault u r teh sux0rz enough to lose on a first playthrough with no firm grasp of the mechanics of the game. Definitely didn't happen to me.
I was 7 years old :)

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TopicDavid Boreanaz is trending in Twitter
AzurexNightmare
03/05/21 5:55:38 AM
#18
None of you wussies mentioned that he's the first person who whoops your ass in Kingdom Hearts? Lame.

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TopicIsn't it depressing that boomers doomed their offspring into misery?
AzurexNightmare
03/05/21 5:51:45 AM
#10
NoxObscuras posted...
It's not the objective of existence, but it is a nice goal for people that don't want to pay rent for their entire life.

I had a co-worker whose parents (boomers) bought their house for $50k. Now the houses in that neighborhood are all 800k+. Yes, wages were lower back then, but not that much lower.
Dude you're always gonna pay the big man. Rent or property taxes. Pick an illusion. Value life first.

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TopicIsn't it depressing that boomers doomed their offspring into misery?
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 7:11:27 PM
#6
Wii_Shaker posted...
Why do people equate home ownership to being the objective of existence?
Because people are idiots. Success is to work for the very place where you sleep to go back to work (your house) and to work for the very thing that takes you to work (your car.)

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TopicWeird smells you enjoy (poop and flatulence not allowed)
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 6:12:15 PM
#2
The smell of my own feces.

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TopicSo, is the $1400 coming soon?
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 6:09:07 PM
#5
We should have it in our hands in about a month

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TopicThe Silver Case and sequel (Switch) release July 6; physical edition announced
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 5:51:58 PM
#2
I wish Lolipop Chainsaw would make it to switch.

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TopicSins of the Father - Donna Burke
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 5:01:10 PM
#8
Touch posted...
Yeah I'm not a big fan of the electronic vocal part near the end
They had to make a little of it electronic to remind us that we are woke and that it's 2015 and we are modern wussies.

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TopicKinda nervous that Tolkien might be next.
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 4:42:31 PM
#54
HighOnSolar posted...
Lotr is dookie
Count Dookie

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TopicMy brain can't comprehend quantum physics.
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 4:41:37 PM
#3
DeadBankerDream posted...
My brain go boom boom.
If you talk like that you probably can't understand it. Just give up.

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TopicCould you kill, butcher, cook, and eat an animal of your choice?
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 4:40:52 PM
#8
Just throw the whole chicken in the oven after giving it a good shower.

Once it's done pluck off whatever you don't wanna eat. Easy

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TopicFuck Joe Biden
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 3:47:15 PM
#58
ButteryMales posted...
Parliamentarian is too long a word for you?
Ikr? What a wussy

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TopicI-5 strangler strangled in prison
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 2:40:40 PM
#13
Bump

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TopicI'm going back and playing a bunch of garbage ass PS3 games. Recommendations?
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 10:41:03 AM
#31
Kitt posted...
You know, it's a shame this game was as mediocre as it was, because it had an interesting concept with the Terrain-Gun.

Oh, you know what else I should get? Turok 2008 and Mercenary 2.
Turok 2008 where the knife is stronger than the machine guns lmao

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TopicI-5 strangler strangled in prison
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 10:33:25 AM
#8
"His 40 year old cell mate was standing nearby."

Guards: Hey bro, did you do that shit?
40 year old man: What? No. I did not.
Guards: You sure man?
40 year old man: Yes.
Guards: Well, alright. Okay.
*continue their investigation elsewhere*

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TopicI'm going back and playing a bunch of garbage ass PS3 games. Recommendations?
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 10:30:25 AM
#28
Brink was so boring I couldn't play more than five minutes.

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TopicI'm going back and playing a bunch of garbage ass PS3 games. Recommendations?
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 10:26:21 AM
#25
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
I bought a copy because I heard it was "funny" and how can you go wrong with Will Arnett. Well... you can.
Wait Bojack voices Matt Hazard? That makes it slightly cooler now.

The team who made Matt Hazard made Dead Head Fred and I really liked that game. I thought Matt Hazard was gonna be the tits.

Nope.... It was basically a Dollar Tree Vin Diesel action game that uses video game parodies to be funny... That isn't funny at all.

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TopicI'm going back and playing a bunch of garbage ass PS3 games. Recommendations?
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 9:59:49 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Matt Hazard
I ditched high school to buy this day one of release. Do you know how dumb I feel about that?

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TopicSigns that you are getting old
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 9:13:19 AM
#56
ProboBum posted...
When you can no longer pull all nighter sessions.

I'm only 27 and I can barely stay awake passed 2am at the latest ;-;
That's a good thing. Not sleeping is way worse than sleeping for obvious reasons. Lol

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TopicHow the fuck was Spain conquered in 711?
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 9:11:07 AM
#1
What did they want? Free slurpees? Fucking lying ass internet man.

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TopicYoutuber Dylan Hart of Household Hacker has died
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 6:58:23 AM
#12
spikethedevil posted...
WTF with the BS sexism? Kindly fuck off.
Calmate guey por favor... Te dije que ya no hables a la gente asi culero... Por favor...

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TopicHas anyone ever lost two family members/friends to two different serial killers?
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 6:32:53 AM
#4
Wussies

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TopicHas anyone ever lost two family members/friends to two different serial killers?
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 6:11:03 AM
#3
Bump

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TopicHas anyone ever lost two family members/friends to two different serial killers?
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 6:00:07 AM
#1
Just wondering. Imagine how this would feel? Like "SERIOUSLY? AGAIN?"

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Topiccovid shot 2 electric boogarugula
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 1:52:21 AM
#7
Keep making topics nobody cares about. Won't read the response either :)

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Topiccovid shot 2 electric boogarugula
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 1:22:55 AM
#4
You guys make the same moronic jokes every day

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TopicThe Trent warned again.......
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 1:07:23 AM
#89
No idea who that wussy is

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TopicWho was the last person to see you fully naked?
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 12:55:22 AM
#19
Everyone on Facebook

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TopicTIL about a person who was baked in a 270-degree oven with tuna for two hours
AzurexNightmare
03/04/21 12:55:03 AM
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indica posted...
I remember that. It fucked with my head for years, still does
Cool and here you are in this topic adding to your trauma. It's so disappointing that people don't take better care of their mental health.

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TopicMy obese cousin got mad that I called them out for being fat
AzurexNightmare
03/03/21 8:13:21 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
An alcoholic getting pissed off because a fat guy called him an alcoholic.
I guess drinking once a week on the weekends is being an alcoholic lol.


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TopicMy obese cousin got mad that I called them out for being fat
AzurexNightmare
03/03/21 7:51:12 PM
#10
David1988 posted...
Good non-sequitur TC
Sounds like something hit home from the post.

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TopicMy obese cousin got mad that I called them out for being fat
AzurexNightmare
03/03/21 7:29:15 PM
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He told me to stop drinking in such a deragatory way like I'm some heroin addict and he said it's for my health.

And I told him that he's been severely overweight since we were kids. And that he should work on that and he was all "Okay?"

Yeah sorry. We were supposed to be attacking only myself, right?

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TopicI care a little about the environment but paper straws is going too far.
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 8:54:22 PM
#1
We keep losing bad ass convenient things for the environment's sake when, let's be honest, the environment is fucked regardless.

Removing plastic straws sucks. Metal straws are disgusting and so are paper ones.

I wouldn't mind getting rid of them if we had a viable alternative first.

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TopicUber eats just told me my driver is "dodging" raindrops.
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 4:10:01 PM
#76
ScazarMeltex posted...
You could go out and get your own food. Otherwise, pay the dude.
You should learn how to read. Start with Clifford because your reading comprehension is ass.

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TopicCancun Cruz EMBARASSES himself after trying to SLAM Merrick Garland
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 2:56:01 PM
#2
God damn he's ugly. He's like if you got a bunch of baloney (I refuse to spell it bologna) and rat hair and put it into a computer and told it to try make Robin Williams with these ingredients and a budget of five dollars.

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TopicMother runs over young son, he dies of head injury, she throws his body away.
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 2:54:04 PM
#40
Bump

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TopicE3 apparently cancelled for 2021
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 1:18:26 PM
#9
BeyondWalls posted...
Oh no. How will YouTubers get content?
By making stupid faces and saying dumb crap.

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TopicMother runs over young son, he dies of head injury, she throws his body away.
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 1:17:02 PM
#39
The only other explanation for this is that the two of them are time travelers and this kid was going to do something horrible in the future.

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TopicE3 apparently cancelled for 2021
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 1:14:18 PM
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burns112233 posted...
It may be going digital according to an update.
Hope so. All I want is the news, idgaf about the actual event.

Edit: Wait... I forgot about the bad E3 compilations on YouTube. I do care about the events. Only if they're gonna make fools of themselves though. Lmaooo

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TopicE3 apparently cancelled for 2021
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 1:10:04 PM
#2
Fucking cowards man. Not for not holding it in person, but for not holding anything digital either. That's just being a coward.

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TopicMother runs over young son, he dies of head injury, she throws his body away.
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 1:01:45 PM
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Coloradough posted...
Why go so close to home to dump the body? I'd take a road trip to the ocean, tie some weights to it, rent a boat, and go really really far out

Like this is your life you're gambling with and you just say "eh we'll throw it in the river over there"

I guess they're just people who act on emotion and hope?
To sum this up quickly and in a way that's easy to understand:

You're a PS2. You can run PS2 games.

These morons are a Game Gear. They just don't have the capacity it ability to do what you can. Even if to you its simple.

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TopicMother runs over young son, he dies of head injury, she throws his body away.
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 12:08:31 PM
#10
I just have no words for this. It's like that feeling where you write a page worth of words and you just delete all of it.

I just can't come up with anything to say.

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TopicDo you think people have died because the McChicken is no longer a dollar?
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 11:59:16 AM
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Bump

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TopicDo you think people have died because the McChicken is no longer a dollar?
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 11:08:14 AM
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Think about it. Locally where I live the McChicken is only 1.29. Not bad at all obviously.

But if you buy two of them at 1.29, with a few cents more, you could have had an entire third one if they were still a dollar. That's an extra mouth to feed or at least hours of sustenance. I'd imagine if you're starving to death and you're homeless with almost 0 money this is a big deal.

The McChicken for poor people is like what ramen noodles are, banquet dinners, $1 party pizzas, etc. The hot and ready little ceasers pizza is also in this category but if you're trying to feed a family.

Do you think people have died from this price increase?

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Topic20 years later, is Shadow the Hedgehog based or cringe?
AzurexNightmare
03/02/21 11:04:39 AM
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Didn't read.

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