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Irony posted...

Ok anti vaxxer. Tagged

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Cleo_II posted...

Im sorry you lost your mom so young. I know anything can happen at any time and I recognize that my thoughts arent healthy. Its why I appreciate those who took some time to help me feel better and share their experience, vs coming in with just a snarky response for the sake of it.

Aww thank you! Fighting guilt over my fertility issues has been a battle for sure. It comes and goes. I think its that we literally hit the 5 year mark of when we first decided to start trying, so its all hitting me I guess. I know Im just being super hormonal too (I cry about all sorts of random shit lately LOL). So appreciate the kind words. More than anything Im just glad shes finally almost here.

I crapped my pants ok. That's why I was snarky

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Monolith1676 posted...

Long story short, TC lives with his parents.

This was a story in the past you imbecile lol. I did at the time yes.

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OffTempo posted...

Why not just get a hotel room instead of the port potty <_<

I was broke. It wasn't supposed to get that cold. Especially not in Texas. Must have been a cold front.

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Suikoden420 posted...

Why didn't she shit in the porta potty?

Because we looked drunk and families already showed up to the park to play baseball. There's a desert behind the park and that's where she took a dump.

She was even saying "yeah I gotta take a shit... I was trying to hold it but yeah. I'll be back. Don't turn around."

No shit lol like why do I wanna see that...

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LordYeezus posted...

That bad huh? Never played.

Everybody in that game fights like they're claymation characters made out of rubber.

If you jump up and pound someone to the ground, the concrete bounces them back up like if it's a fucking jumping balloon. You don't see the ground move but everyone looks like a fucking buffoon and every action looks (r word that gamefaqs doesn't allow.)

We would need to sit down and talk for a good hour for me to list all the bad shit about it.

And yes I know characters bouncing back up is part of how most fighting games work but the point is that it looks fucking stupid as fuck here whereas in other games it doesn't.

If you double tap to make Batman (or anyone else) run he runs like he just took a shit in his pants. Everything sucks.

Even Liu Kang looks like shit. Liu Kang looks like if Ronald Mcdonald washed off his makeup and got buff. His head looks like he's fat and they just digitized his body to look buff.

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So it was a regular night and usually during this particular week in the past (couple years back) I'd be calling this girl on the phone while I had a couple of beers.

We made it clear that we can flirt but that we like other people so basically just friends with drunk flirting. Anyway, this night I decided to go to a cheap ass hole in the wall bar nearby. Just to see who's there. I ended up seeing this crazy clown makeup woman who is like 47 and she was alone so I felt bad for her. So me being an idiot I tell this woman that she can chill with me but that I'm gonna be on the phone all night.

We decide to go to her house (the 47 year old crazy woman) and then my friend on the phone says "damn I wish I could go."

And since it wasn't pay day for the next day or so, I told her "I have enough to get you here. But not enough to get you back."

Long story short she came over and we hung out. We drank, we did other stuff that gamefaqs won't allow me to talk about (nothing horrible, just normal party shit. Nothing hard) and the crazy woman was all fucked up after like two beers and this dumb bitch kept showing us the same picture of her daughter like 20 times. And whenever she'd talk she'd say the same sentence again and again. The same exact sentence, for no reason. Stupid crazy bitch. Only reason I went was because it was cold out and not only that but also since I had my friend coming so we could have a couch and stuff. This crazy bitch didn't even have cups.

Anyway after she repeats herself like a fucking idiot enough times, me and the girl decide to leave. We walk to the park and I tell her "look this is where I would call you." We party there after hours and it's about 2am.

We have an amazing time. We hug, kiss, hold eachother, listen to music.

Then all of a sudden it gets fucking cold. I can't go home because I can't have company over. Reasons. But she knew this before she came. We have to party in a Porta potty for warmth. We party in there for hours. Biggest porta potty I've seen in my life. It basically had a table and we used our phones for light. We got creative. She even says we can watch Coraline if we want (the movie) but I just wanted to party.

This was straight up for survival. It was too cold outside. We didn't have a choice and everything else was too far. Nothing was open.

So anyway her mom is supposed to pick her up at 8am but once it becomes 6am we are tired as fuck. She calls her mom to come early.... And not only can the mom not come, but she can't even come at 8 either. The bitch can't come until TEN. Oh my fucking God.

The sun came up, we left the potty, it was still cold. We had to go behind the park and start a fire like a bunch of meth addicts. And then when it's like 9am she tells me she has to take a shit and she goes in the trees.

I'm like great... I've reached every low point imaginable tonight. Lol. Wow....

So yeah. Shit got ghetto. And now that I wrote this I feel like deleting it. But this took forever so I'll post it.

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ViewtifulGrave posted...

Go play MK vs DC.

*pukes in my mouth*

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Cleo_II posted...

I dunno why these thoughts keep racing in my mind.

We are close to having our first child together. In a few months I will be 36 and he will be 49.

I keep thinking about how next year he will be 50 with a one year old. How she will be off to college when he will have retired. How when she will be 30 he will be nearing 80 (if we are all alive by then of course, I know anything can happen at any time). I feel incredible guilt that she will grow up with such an older dad and have less time with him than most other kids get to have with their parents. Their age difference will be more similar to what you have with a grandparent than a parent.

I feel so bad about it. I tell myself at least shes being born into a stable home. We are financially well accomplished and she will have everything she needs, college paid for, etc. My husband also looks much younger, he still has a head full of black hair and only some grey in his beard. Hes very active. But it still makes me feel awful when I really think about things.

You're being absolutely ridiculous.

I lost my mom when I was 7. Life goes on.

You should just be living today but whatever. You do you. You wanna live in those thoughts fine.

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Criminalt posted...

I read it. So, what would the charge be?

No, you obviously didn't. You'll have to scroll up. You either can't read or your reading comprehension is terrible. Sorry bud

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Criminalt posted...

What would the charge be?

Learn to read

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Prismsblade posted...

Good for you but why do people have a need to post about it and GME all the time here when gfaqs has a stock market board?

Exactly. And if you complain, you're clearly poor!

Three things the trolls do here. Talk about stocks, bitcoin, and simp for a rando. That's what CE is now. Also people screaming "WOAH WHAT THE PANDEMIC ISN'T ENDING" who are apparently sad that the world is getting vaccinated.

Before a ridiculous moderator warns me for whatever he thinks I'm doing, such as not taking the pandemic seriously, I take it seriously every day. But I am also against fear mongering and crying. We need to stay real with the events.

That whole paragraph was basically a disclaimer since everything has to be so brutally correct now. If you fart these days you'll get warned on here because random lurker mods have it out for you.

But yes, CE is full of trash now. It's overrun by (insert whatever you want here in your mind so we don't hurt anybodys feelings.)

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CruelBuffalo posted...

Nothing!

To answer your question, my other topic about the 4th stimulus is not true

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Just wish we could have the old CE back. The new CE is a dollar tree 4chan/reddit.

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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

This man literally posted 5 times in a topic about something he doesnt wanna hear about. Lmaoooo!!!!!

That's right and I'm getting paid for it. I'm bored off my ass at the office

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Turbam posted...

Wasn't Dante in MvCI actually closer to Donte?

Appearance wise? Move wise?

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skermac posted...

in the middle, so you would punish people for thoughts?

So talking and saying it might happen in the real physical world is thoughts? Sorry buddy go back to elementary school.

Nobody has time to explain basics to you lol

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ZevLoveDOOM posted...

"I've never touched one...I can't saynever say never, I got to be honest with you."

tell that to the judge you filthy creep! smh

Yeah this is disgustingly creepy beyond belief. Like WTF do we even do with this guy? We have good people who follow the important laws and bad people who fuck up others badly.

What do we do with people like this guy who are in the middle? He should be monitored.

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This is about as interesting as a topic about herbalife.

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CalosiaTana posted...

Wonder how many of those loli weeb pedo training games this guy has.

I play those (depending on what series.)

Do something about it. Lol

I don't see them as those but people like you call any anime ever pedo stuff which is annoying so yeah.

Actually if anything people like you make it harder to find real pedos because you cast your suspicions on the wrong people constantly.

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Is there a current events style board where people talk about games? Because now it's all GME and Bitcoin talk and it's crap.

I love talking about actual current event and games. This financial talk is boring bull crap lol. Unless someone had a question about investing then I wouldn't mind.

But this is basically "check out my bank account."
A lot of people have a lot of money. I don't see the point in conversating about it.

I'd rather hear about your dog or your girlfriend lol. Or about moving states with the money. Or what car to buy.

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Crayon_Lover posted...

If I had a million dollars I don't think I would post in gamefaqs anymore

Exactly. Lol.

I still post here because I'm at work.

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YoPuff posted...

Id be upset too if I got in too late

Too late? Bitcoin wasn't created recently. I got in and cashed out. The constant topics are annoying.

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Can we please make a way to block all of the stocks and bitcoin wussies. Go to wallstreetbets.

I have an investment of my own but I don't feel the need to discuss it with randos unless I have a question.

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Update: Munchin has arrived and they have begun talks.

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Orlando_Jordan posted...

The more you think about it, the more frightening it is that he wants to appear to be like a friendly childrens TV show character.

Thank you! I thought nobody would notice but me.

If I was a child and I was lost at a store and he was like "Hey buddy you lost? :)" wearing that shirt, I'd probably approach him. The colors look friendly like nothing bad could ever happen.

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Never happens lol

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Everyone in this topic is missing out. Lmao

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Solution_45 posted...

Death penalty

Yeah no. Lock him up but he doesn't need to die you're ridiculous.

There isn't a perfect solution for this but murder is still wrong.

Now if he already DID something that's different. But he hasn't. We can't arrest people for crimes they have yet to commit. Let alone kill. Weirdo.

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Is anyone else creeped out by the shirt he's wearing? That's something a toddler would wear.

You should only wear a shirt like that if you're Steve from Blues Clues or Pee Wee Herman, or a child.

Like come on man. They shouldn't even sell those shirts for men. Why would anyone want to wear that shit? It screams "there's something really wrong with me."

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VipaGTS posted...

lmao no. It was pulling teeth just trying to get 3. now that things are opening and the vaccine exists republicans will never agree to anything.

I like how you mention "now that vaccines exist and that things are opening" like they would have given us something last year when we didn't have all of those things like we do now.

They only agreed last year because they had their own agenda and the checks was in the way of what they wanted. They had to.

For the record I don't expect a 4th at all.

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MayaFey posted...

and it will DEFINITELY cause massive inflation

Random person: and it will DEFINITEL-

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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Update: Mnuchin is running late.

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"Uh yeah that's the plan."

No shit. Which is where the "how" comes in.

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FortuneCookie posted...

Yeah. It's pretty common. I had a headache on a rainy day one time and went on a lengthy rant blaming Scandinavians for problems in the stock market. Discomfort brings out bigotry in otherwise open-minded people.

/sarcasm

Would be funnier without the /s at the end.

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Also fuck automoderator

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Screaming Paranoid Hooligan: Comes up with some crazy random theory that nobody asked about that doesn't even make any sense. I don't know what planet they come from but they are everything but rational. Lots of randomly capitalized words like THIS. A ten thousand dollar stimulus check could be signed and passed into law and this remarkable person would still appear and scream. You're getting 1400 dollars wtf is the matter with you? Stop screaming already. Wtf is the matter with you?

Screaming Paranoid Hooligan Supporter: The supporter will support the hooligan and deflect your logic about telling the hooligan to calm down by insinuating that you are 12 years old. Doesn't provide an argument because they don't have the capacity to do so. They don't even know the hooligan so it's like some kind of weird two-species mutual relationship or something. Bizarre.

The uneducated political scholar: This person knows 0 about how the government works but they've done a few Google searches and so they know the lingo. If you know your right hand from your (*)nus, you will easily be able to tell that they don't even know how any of the processes work. Arguing with them is useless. This person will sometimes, with enough stubbornness, evolve into the Screaming Paranoid Hooligan.

The $GME guy who is going to lose most, if not all of the stimulus and then come back later to complain that we aren't getting another stimulus.

Obviously not everyone will lose on $GME but some will. Hope you guys win but just know that some of you will lose. And it could very well be you.

"Where's my stimulus check? I don't even have the FIRST ONE." yeller.

This notorious sub species of human would constantly spam the board to where if you wanted to read actual news, you were shit out of luck. Magically this person is almost extinct now because people now know to claim it on their taxes. But these people still exist in a new evolved form. Just as dinosaurs became birds... These people are still among us in some shape or form. They are all around us.

Admin Shadowbanner: Will randomly shadowban you and unshadowban you. Why? Unknown. You won't even know you're banned. The only thing I can surmise from this behavior is some deeply rooted anger issues or sensitivity.

Add more if you guys can think of any more.

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One time I was going commando and I was wearing pajamas that had a small hole where my ass is.

I ate one of those breakfast burritos with a hangover. Hours later I had to fart. I farted, and something landed on the floor.

Apparently I farted one of those little egg balls (or sausage covered in egg from the burrito) out of my ass because not only was it absolutely from that burrito, but it was covered in shit.

And I have white tile. I saw it clear as day.

So not only was I commando, my pajamas had a hole and I managed to fart the egg ball out aligned so that it flew out the hole as well. That's insane.

Great burrito by the way.

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ROOTFayth posted...

on the bright side fam, we became rich with stocks and crypto

Another gambler.

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leverageblargh posted...

The worst is yet to come

No shit. That's how shit works. Useless info because that's common knowledge

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I remember when morons said a vaccine could take 16 years. Dumb _____ers

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I don't have a gambling problem I'm good

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El Mexicano Texano posted...

Jack in the Box has all day everything

That's because Jack is a real fucking man. However they're too far from where I live.

McDonald's is so close to me that I could throw a whopper patty with my ass from the front of the house and hit the window with an ass-nigh perfect trajectory.

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SPE posted...

this is a huge pet peeve of mind.

years ago breakfast didnt even exist in McDonalds. It was beautiful, you could get a juicy Big Mac any time of the day.

then they offered breakfast. More options, thats good this korok thought.

nope! Now you can only have a burger after 11!!!

so then they offered all day breakfast and I thought cool, now that they use the grills for both. I can get my Big Mac... NOPE!

at this point they should call themselves mcbreakfasts and stop wasting our time

Seriously what the fuck? You're fucking LARD DONALD'S. The number one restaurant known for being fake, cheap, trash ingredients, where you could take a cup of grease into the bathroom and splatter it on your tits without feeling gross (you're at McDonald's, you're right at home.)

And these pussies want to act like they're La Madeleine. Get the FUCK out of here. If I'm going to spread marmalade on a biscuit at McDonald's in the morning, it'll be because I'm about to slap the shit out of somebody with it.

If I want pastries or breakfast I'll make it at home or I'll go to a real restaurant.

McDonald's needs to sit next to the dumpster where it fucking belongs. Stop trying to be Starbucks. Stop trying to be Chick Fil A. Stop trying to be IHOP.

Sell your iconic burgers and fries all day mother fuckers. ALL DAY and shut the fuck up.

Nobody is going to be impressed with your little McCafe drink. It's not classy at all. You don't go to Mickey D's to be classy. You go because you're broke or you want a cheap easy meal where you can eat and fart at the same time without having to feel bad. THAT'S McDonald's.

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daynlokki posted...

I mean itd be nice to have something like that when I get off graveyard instead of having to eat my meals backwards if I want something like that.

I know right? The fucking guy wants breakfast for breakfast and McDonald's (and the world) is all "no, fuck you, eat lunch for your breakfast."

And vice versa for his dinner. "You want dinner? Fuck you. Eat breakfast bitch. "

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SquirtleSkwad posted...

How early do you need a Big Mac?

I don't really like them a whole lot anymore tbh. They're okay. If you want a cheap meal and you want to get full it'll set you straight.

But I want their chicken items to be available during the morning and the fries.

I might only do that shit once a year. Maybe once a month. Who knows? But I want the OPTION.

I should be able to get a burger and fries in the morning for breakfast and feel like a fucking rebel. Why the fuck do I want pancakes? Bread and syrup? Fucking trash.

If I'm going to trash my body in the morning at least let me be a bad ass and hilariously get a burger and fries. Like why the fuck can't we?

Another edit: Hell, WHY are breakfast and lunch items a thing at all? Why is some food only for the morning and other food only for lunch? Wtf is that?

Why is it better for me to eat biscuits and bullshit in the morning with orange juice, and a burger and coke at lunch? The fuck?

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pinky0926 posted...

I do hate those moments but worth remembering that at 70, you're over that shit enough for it to be water off a duck's back.

I could imagine. But at the same time I can't fathom having that much wisdom. I'm sure the dude didn't give a fuck I mean he even bought me a beer.

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