Lurker > AvlButtslam

There's an episode of The Office where someone does blackface too. I think it's Dwight Christmas.
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He probably has him confused with Ramsey Bolton.
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The cool part was seeing them in their natural environment though, which we don't really get in any of the other games. Like seeing Charizard pop out of a volcano and trying to get a good shot of it breathing fire.
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So what redeeming qualities does Sword & Shield actually have
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Gheb posted...

The Movelist culling might be dumber than Dexit.

Wait what? They cut moves? Like just no one learns them but still accessible if grandfathered in, or just not coded in at all?
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I like how the one guy says immigrants and ignorance sound alike

All these people deserve to get doxxed
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Jballen06
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Wow, never thought we'd get another one
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Bio1590 posted...

Checking the bulletin board every day seems legitimately useless, I haven't had anything posted since May 22nd. I thought it was gonna be way more important lol

You know if there's a new message on the bulletin board if there are birds perched on top of it.

It is probably even more useless than Isabelle's announcements. Villager birthdays will be posted on it but how often are you gonna see that? 10 times a year unless you're constantly rotating villagers I guess.
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@Parappa09
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Scintillant posted...

wait are you coolbeansavl

Yes
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Are you a buff black dude? We need a buff black dude in our roster.
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pfh1001 posted...

Hell fucking no. I am not at all attracted to men.

How about if they were women in every way except they had dicks
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I hate when fighting games do this
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The part where they play basketball

Or was that Catwoman

There was something in a playground in both
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It deflects from the actual issue
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SapphireClassic posted...

Are there any cases were someone was fired for being gay or lesbian?

Resident labor law expert @MrMojoRising
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DevsBro posted...

Yep, you always skip Wave Beam in Metroid 1.

I use it until you need Ice at the end. Needing twice as many shots to kill anything with the Ice Beam is too annoying.
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Oh well, I'm not too attached to any one villager and I told myself I'd try to let things happen as naturally as possible and don't stop anyone from moving out if asked. I'd seen how low it takes some people to get the right villager out and it's not worth the effort to me. Miranda's time will come.
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I don't think I'm gonna bother with photos.

CJ is back. It doesn't seem like it's been that long since last time.
Sherb is at the campsite and I let him kick out Midge. I wish he'd have kicked out Miranda instead. She's an uggo.
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I didn't like Robert California at all the first time I watched season 8 but he's hilarious after rewatching.

I liked season 9 other than the Jim/Pam drama.
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I crammed all my houses together but the rest of the island is pretty empty lol
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I finished off the fossils today.
Only have the rainbow stag and goliath beetle left for June wildlife.
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When's the next season of the Eric Andre show
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I just thought of something funnier than 24.
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No, if I have dessert then I'm definitely too full for an ass-pounding
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I had a camper for the second time in a week. Before this week the last time I had one was like a month ago. Lobo came and kicked out Gigi. I already have a wolf but Gigi is an uggo.
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That's still 5 years too young for @FF_Redux
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Personally, I loved it. The soundtrack is my favorite game OST in recent memory.
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Goldie was already packed up and ready to leave tomorrow, and I got a visitor (Ozzie) in the campsite. Ozzie asked to move in but it turns out he can't take Goldie's house until she's actually gone, so now Gaston is all packed up and leaving tomorrow too.
Also caught a hammerhead shark.
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Caught a bunch of bugs and only have the goliath beetle and rainbow stag left.
Caught a lot of new fish but there's apparently still more. Fish were pretty generous today without having to use bait.
Got my first blue hyacinth.
Goldie asked if she should move so I'm sending her packing.
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Whitesplaining
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And then a dude slips in the stack
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lilORANG posted...

Popeyes can't even keep their own sandwich in stock. They aren't a credible threat.

I don't think this is a problem anymore
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Broad City is one of my all-time favorite shows. I try to make all of my friends watch it too.

The episode you mentioned is definitely up there.
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I refer to my butthole as a hot pocket
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CHINA!

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EnragedSlith posted...

Speak of the devil, Shell Arch is hot and loaded today. Crafted my vault of shells and sold around 20ish arches for close to 600k

Ugh I feel like I should but really don't want to hoard seashells.
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https://twitter.com/CoolBeansAvi/status/1265355755764346880?s=20

FINALLY finished giving my island a complete makeover. I wish I had taken some "before" pics so I could remember what a mess it started out as. It's like OCD-organized now. All my houses and shops in one area, trees separated by fruit and non-fruit, destroyed a river and like 3 quarters of the cliffs, and useless campsite over where I never go. Now shaking my trees to find the wasps and furniture each day only takes me like 5 minutes instead of half an hour.

I'm not gonna bother trying to get the rocks all together though after seeing what you guys have had to do lol.
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EnragedSlith posted...

Do the shell DIYs ever show up as hot items? They already sell for a buttload, but Im waiting for a day where I can get double

I'm pretty sure I've seen one as a hot item once.
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https://youtu.be/1gQOprzFxxQ
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I spent like all night last night, like seriously longer than I've ever played in a single day, moving literally every tree and flower on my island into neat OCD rows and columns, and now I think I don't really like the spacing on the trees lol.
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This is the first time I'm hearing the 2AM music. It's really nice. I wish we could customize the music times.
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The dong was glorious
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Turnips are going for 532 on my island, gate is open FYYMC
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Conflict posted...

Moving houses is 50k

Moving your own house is only 30k. I just moved mine the other day.

Neighbors' houses are 50k.
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Yeah what if I want to pick up dudes
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Maybe I'll finally watch this
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37.2% large spike
18.7% decreasing
43.8% small spike

Bet my turnip luck will end up with decreasing
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