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TopicReddit mod from r/antiwork gets laughed at on Fox News
Autocraticus
01/26/22 4:46:34 PM
#40
JTilly posted...
A little awkward come on man, that kid made a fool out of himself

Kid? 30 year old, you mean.
TopicWhat's the dumbest thing you've ever done in the pursuit of pussy?
Autocraticus
01/26/22 11:18:03 AM
#29
NoxObscuras posted...
What made it dumb though, was that in senior year, I had a lot of younger girls sweating me, that I could have dated no problem. Like, this one cute freshman had a super obvious crush on me and only lived 2 blocks away. But nope, I was busy chasing the girl that was in a committed relationship.

Well I mean, it's probably a good thing that you didn't get with a 14 year old when you were 18.
TopicDisney will be AXING the 7 DWARVES in Snow White after Peter Dinklage OUTRAGE!!
Autocraticus
01/25/22 8:26:52 PM
#26
How long until world of warcraft removes dwarves now?

Prettt sure the dwarves in the movie are based on folklore, not little people.
TopicWhat's the dumbest thing you've ever done in the pursuit of pussy?
Autocraticus
01/25/22 6:25:04 PM
#22
Nearly converted to a religion I have don't agree with at all.

Yes, it was that good bros.
TopicIf the US reinstated the draft, would you fear being recruited?
Autocraticus
01/25/22 6:12:37 PM
#35
Too old with vision problems.
TopicChoose which Disney Princess you'll be cuddling with tonight [1][2][3][4][5][6]
Autocraticus
01/24/22 7:36:50 PM
#27
#4. nailed it.
TopicYou are now remembering the Fabula Nova Crystallis
Autocraticus
01/23/22 6:19:44 PM
#12
13-2 was so much fun and honestly, Caius was a great villain voiced by the the amazing Liam O'Brian. Noel is one of my favorite FF protagonists also.
TopicCharter schools are the answer! Defund public ed! Don't students uncomfortable!
Autocraticus
01/21/22 12:52:41 PM
#41
I worked in a charter.

Fuck charters.
TopicBack when everything first shut down, did you think Covid would last this long?
Autocraticus
01/20/22 4:46:13 PM
#42
15 days to slow the spread!
TopicBig Wall Street Banks are worried your pay raise is going to destroy the economy
Autocraticus
01/20/22 4:05:36 PM
#77
I'm more worried about inflation spiraling out of control at this point.
TopicSince recovering from covid, I can't sleep.
Autocraticus
01/20/22 7:48:50 AM
#7
I had no problem sleeping while I had covid. But in the past few days I've slept probably 10ish hours.

I have no problem using natural sleeping aids like melatonin and valerian root but I'm not wanting to depend on them.
TopicSince recovering from covid, I can't sleep.
Autocraticus
01/20/22 3:37:03 AM
#1
Apparently post-covid insomnia is a thing. Did anyone else suffer from the same issue? Two days ago I was unable to fall asleep at night and just now I am wide awake after only two hours of sleep. It is very frustrating.
TopicJamaica has a 4-man bobsled team heading to the Olympics
Autocraticus
01/18/22 4:28:11 PM
#5
John Candy crawled so these bobsledders could sled.
TopicTrash or Pass: McDonalds
Autocraticus
01/17/22 11:47:25 AM
#12
McDonald's cheeseburgers are the food I'd choose that I could eat and not gain weight. I fuckin love those things.
TopicSomeone on Twitter just told me Elton John is homophobic.
Autocraticus
01/17/22 11:45:53 AM
#23
But he hugged eminem!
TopicWould you still be alive with Victorian Era medicine?
Autocraticus
01/16/22 6:37:36 PM
#28
I'd have a huge scar if they tried to take out my gallbladder.

And I lived.
TopicHillary Clinton SHOOTS HARD on white moderates
Autocraticus
01/16/22 5:38:49 PM
#18
Anyone ready for her to run when Joe doesn't go for re-election?
TopicAwesome Games Done Quick 2022 (AGDQ) Live from home January 9-16 on Twitch
Autocraticus
01/12/22 10:08:37 PM
#67
I'm super excited for the slate of weekend games. Starts tomorrow with Hades!
TopicTEEP plays PREY: Lady attacks everything with wrench (progressive spoilers)
Autocraticus
01/10/22 4:26:05 PM
#92
Prey was a lot of fun. Wouldnt mind going through it again.
TopicStop "paying it forward" at Starbucks
Autocraticus
01/10/22 10:49:12 AM
#3
I'm more irritated when people go on social media to talk about how they "paid it forward." Like, did you do a kind thing to be kind or did you do it for social media clout?
TopicAlec Baldwin has gone completely insane
Autocraticus
01/09/22 5:36:03 PM
#15
WorsCaseOntario posted...
He murdered someone

He killed someone.

He manslaughtered someone.
TopicDemi Lovato shows off brand new tattoo on their head? :O
Autocraticus
01/09/22 5:26:19 PM
#4
FortuneCookie posted...
Um...

Why'd she ruin her looks?
mental illness is a terrible thing.
TopicTed Cruz's BISEXUAL 13 y/o Daughter say she OPPOSES his Views!!
Autocraticus
01/09/22 4:30:15 PM
#6
This just in, a teenager rebels against their parents.
TopicLindsey Graham is mad Biden politicized the insurrection.
Autocraticus
01/06/22 7:41:12 PM
#3
Huh, I forgot about Lindsey Graham. I was happy for a while.
TopicAfter bottom surgery, she's never telling a guy shes trans ever again
Autocraticus
01/06/22 12:30:01 PM
#104
Pretty sure you can still tell the difference between a manmade hole and a natural one.
TopicAre you on track for a comfortable retirement?
Autocraticus
01/06/22 12:28:42 PM
#6
I get a pension, I'll probably be fine.
TopicWhen your interviewer says "We'll call and let you know"
Autocraticus
01/06/22 12:11:10 PM
#14
It iss never a no until it is a no.
TopicRecently Had A DATE! Girl Kept REFUSING To Look At Me. Is This NORMAL?!
Autocraticus
01/05/22 2:30:10 PM
#19
Clicked on this thinking it was a duckbear post.

Anyway, if you aren't interested you should do the right thing and let her know.
TopicChoose your Dinner Date (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
Autocraticus
01/04/22 10:47:48 PM
#7
3.

Thats gonna be a big bill.
TopicShe got thick perfectly
Autocraticus
01/04/22 1:49:36 PM
#25
She's eating well on all those bernie donor bux.
TopicDid your parents spank you as a child?
Autocraticus
01/01/22 9:11:37 AM
#10
Yep. I even got the belt a few times. They put a stop to that when I was laughing instead of crying.
TopicIn A.D.2022, war was beginning.
Autocraticus
01/01/22 9:10:52 AM
#7
You have no chance to survive make your time.
TopicUHF is an underrated gem!
Autocraticus
12/31/21 9:05:55 PM
#12
You get to drink from the fire hose!
TopicWould you say Vivi from FF9 is a top 10 Final Fantasy character?
Autocraticus
12/31/21 9:05:08 PM
#2
Easily top 5. Love that little dude
TopicJust found out my gf ad her ex take her to her Xmas get together.
Autocraticus
12/26/21 3:17:06 PM
#141
If she is willing to lie about being sick, she is willing to lie about banging her ex.
TopicKim Potter found GUILTY.
Autocraticus
12/24/21 1:30:38 AM
#104
Hornswoggled posted...
Sam Hyde warned us.

He predicted this exact scenario.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozh_bAeW9Sc&ab_channel=Bigtree2x5

He cannot keep getting away with this!
TopicNYPD rookie gives a lap dance to her boss during a Xmas party
Autocraticus
12/22/21 9:14:47 PM
#47
To serve and erect.
TopicNHL pauses season through christmas day due to COVID
Autocraticus
12/22/21 11:33:56 AM
#7
Tyler Bertuzzi strikes again
Topic31 y/o Blonde has made over 90,000 from FARTING in JARS!! Is She Hot??
Autocraticus
12/17/21 10:21:10 AM
#47
Zikten posted...
Yea I bet she isnt even farming. Or it's very weak ones. I doubt she manages massive farts for each of these jars. But I'm more leaning towards that shecisnt even trying. You can prove a fart is in the jar

Anyway this is gross even if it's true.

Apparently on one of the videos she goes over what she eats to prep, including beans and saurkraut.
Topic31 y/o Blonde has made over 90,000 from FARTING in JARS!! Is She Hot??
Autocraticus
12/16/21 7:13:56 PM
#30
She is the absolute worst. She used 90 Day Fiance as a way to launch herself as some social media star and now she's literally selling poo gas.

So tired of her.
TopicHow the fuck is anyone meant to keep up with all the Marvel content these days?
Autocraticus
12/15/21 9:42:13 PM
#52
I gave up. I'll go see Spiderman and then be done.
TopicSo is FF15 worth playing? Spoilers
Autocraticus
12/11/21 12:36:57 PM
#5
I didn't feel like I was wasting my time playing it, if that helps.
TopicKellogg's attempts to replace striking workers with scabs go HILARIOUSLY bad.
Autocraticus
12/11/21 11:20:57 AM
#83
Wow they are so incredibly brave.
TopicChrissy Teigen criticized for taking a bath with her kids
Autocraticus
12/10/21 4:36:41 PM
#49
Her wide cheeks are hitting uncanny valley levels.
TopicWhat's the most "nothing" NFL team?
Autocraticus
12/07/21 1:27:44 PM
#8
Lions.

One playoff team in nearly 60 years.

Ruined two hall of fame careers by forcing them into early retirement.
TopicKamala Harris is a bully and big meanie claims her staff
Autocraticus
12/07/21 9:36:38 AM
#14
We did it, Joe!
TopicWho would win in a shootout? Ethan Crumbly or Kyle Rittenhouse?
Autocraticus
12/04/21 8:46:21 PM
#11
How awful.
TopicFinal Fantasy 13
Autocraticus
12/04/21 3:02:12 PM
#37
FF13 is weak, but FF13-2 is one of the best in the series, imho.
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