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TopicThe most satisfying punch in movie history
Auto_Chrisbot
03/28/24 4:45:21 PM
#58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20sxmjOzlIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgRPVOCr-QY

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Topicmens hearts have turned cold in california
Auto_Chrisbot
03/28/24 4:12:01 PM
#19
@Ricemills posted...
Today is Friday in California
https://youtu.be/9WaYCdQ8FOQ


It's Thursday today, though.

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Topicmens hearts have turned cold in california
Auto_Chrisbot
03/28/24 9:30:54 AM
#12
"We have a saying on this planet. 'The enemy of my enemy is my friend.'"

I also have a saying. I don't care.

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TopicBad Boys Ride or Die trailer
Auto_Chrisbot
03/27/24 9:19:35 PM
#13
No Bay no buy.

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TopicVideogamedunkey plays the 140 million dollar Will Smith game "Undawn"
Auto_Chrisbot
03/25/24 6:16:43 PM
#12
Oh man. The inconsistency of Will's character only speaking in text, then next speaking with an obvious "Not Will Smith" actor, to then only miming dialogue in a cutscene where other characters are voiced.

The fuck.

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TopicOh my God...
Auto_Chrisbot
03/25/24 3:23:54 PM
#3
Mama! I'm coming home!

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TopicOne thing that annoys me the most is when other people.
Auto_Chrisbot
03/25/24 1:28:24 AM
#3
I usually just say, "This is an A and B conversation, so I'm gonna just C myself in here."

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Topicwtf Twitch
Auto_Chrisbot
03/24/24 5:15:55 PM
#12
Step sister, or blood sister?

Step sister, eh.

Blood sister...

<_<

>_>

eh

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TopicConspiracy theory: GameFAQs mods you more harshly if you use an ad blocker.
Auto_Chrisbot
03/24/24 5:12:34 PM
#17
I pay for GameFaqs Premium. Unlimited 4K no ads and roaming.

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TopicCE Boobs General: A Tiddies Topic
Auto_Chrisbot
03/24/24 4:59:14 PM
#88
King_Rial posted...

Sophie Rain

My apologies, I thought her name was already posted, but that was the Ass topic where @Sub-ZeroMKA posted her. So yeah, she's got it all around.


Thanks bud.

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TopicCE Boobs General: A Tiddies Topic
Auto_Chrisbot
03/24/24 2:41:07 PM
#86
@King_Rial posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a8b2983c.jpg


Name?

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TopicCE Boobs General: A Tiddies Topic
Auto_Chrisbot
03/24/24 1:34:34 AM
#82
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
@NeonOPPAl

https://iili.io/Jhji2aa.gif


Hey hey now, I request to also be @'d with sexiness. Would you kindly.

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TopicRumor: Resident Evil 9 may be open world
Auto_Chrisbot
03/24/24 1:31:37 AM
#65
@hockeybabe89 posted...

You don't know that a linear GTA couldn't be good.


Linear GTA was, The Getaway. The next mission would always automatically start, and if you strayed too far away you would fail and have to start the mission again. Rinse and repeat until the end of the game. You couldn't free roam until after beating the story, but by then there was literally nothing to do besides drive around.

The game was alright, but they modeled this sprawling virtual London and didn't let you explore or sight-see, at your leisure, at you own pace, in between the story bits? Blargh.

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TopicRumor: Resident Evil 9 may be open world
Auto_Chrisbot
03/23/24 5:31:29 PM
#17
"Cleanse the Infected Towers"

"Collect 99 rare Purple Herbs"

"7 of 12 Hunter Nests completed"

"Find and lick all 25 hidden Golden Lickers in the Raccoon City Fallout Zone"

W-who... who put 25 golden lickers into a nuclear fallout z- "Don't get sick! Just lick!"

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TopicDrinking soda with sweet food
Auto_Chrisbot
03/23/24 5:23:27 PM
#13
@ShadowMan033 posted...
I have a buddy and I dont know how he does this, but we will go out to eat dinner, and he says yeah, Ill take the ribeye, and Ill take a milkshake with that. And he will eat and drink both at the same time.


That's fine. Salty and sweet is a nice contrast. You ever try char siu (chashu)? We call it "sweet meat" for a reason.

Also, I was watching a special about festival food the other day, and a segment was about a sweet brisket taco. It was cooked brisket with rice and beans, and topped with strawberries. Looked delicious.

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TopicPost things you remember from back in the day.
Auto_Chrisbot
03/23/24 5:07:30 PM
#56
Going about my day being blissfully ignorant because there was no such thing as the internet or social media. There weren't even cell phones *gasp*.

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TopicCE Boobs General: A Tiddies Topic
Auto_Chrisbot
03/23/24 3:06:21 PM
#80
Powdered_Toast posted...

Hitomi also did some stuff with Nadine Jansen. Worth checking her out if you're into Milena.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/132141e5.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0b91f1c9.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e7cd7330.jpg


Yuri Oppai!

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TopicThe Hamster website is now also blocking access in Texas due to new porn laws.
Auto_Chrisbot
03/23/24 2:12:18 AM
#48
They can take my life but they'll never take, my porrrrrrrrrrrrrn!

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TopicCE Boobs General: A Tiddies Topic
Auto_Chrisbot
03/23/24 12:33:23 AM
#74
Powdered_Toast posted...

Milena Velba. Pretty sure she's been retired for years now.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f6a2beb2.jpg


Yeah man y'all should do yourselves a favor and look up the few video collabs between Milena Velba and Hitomi Tanaka.

Boobs! Boobs all day! Boobs!

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TopicCE Boobs General: A Tiddies Topic
Auto_Chrisbot
03/23/24 12:12:44 AM
#72
@deoxxys posted...

I kind of want to know if she has of


She does, but it's tame stuff. "Handbra" is as lewd as she gets.

Also, you can say OnlyFans now. It's fine.

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TopicThe Hamster website is now also blocking access in Texas due to new porn laws.
Auto_Chrisbot
03/22/24 8:02:53 PM
#33
Vegy posted...
I told you all to save your favorites, no one ever listens doe


I've been saving my fav sites' favorite material for years. Gonna have to get a new HDD soon, my 2TB is almost full.

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TopicDo you eat fruit very regularly?
Auto_Chrisbot
03/22/24 5:55:27 PM
#41
@BloodMoon7 posted...

I keep everything in the fridge unless it gets ruined by being there. It's because I have the opposite problem where I'll forget about food if it is isn't in the fridge.


Bananas will definitely get ruined in the fridge.

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TopicThe Hamster website is now also blocking access in Texas due to new porn laws.
Auto_Chrisbot
03/22/24 5:53:45 PM
#16
spanky1 posted...
I was unaware we could straight up type out porn site names here, hence my code speak. :\


The mods said it's okay now as long as you don't post a direct link.

PornHub

PornHub

PornHub!

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TopicDamn, nobody told me Alanah Pearce had them tig ol' bitties
Auto_Chrisbot
03/22/24 5:40:39 PM
#2
You should check out her Spider-Man cosplay from way back when. She was packing

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TopicThe Hamster website is now also blocking access in Texas due to new porn laws.
Auto_Chrisbot
03/22/24 5:34:07 PM
#6
@Baha05 posted...
The Hamster?


xHamster, the popular porn site.

@Jupiter posted...
The Spank as in SpankWire? Didn't realize they were a big player honestly. Haven't seen the name in a while. But also, I don't go to porn sites as much these days.


SpankBang, the popular porn site.

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TopicDo you eat fruit very regularly?
Auto_Chrisbot
03/22/24 3:31:08 PM
#38
I eat a piece of fruit every day with breakfast.

On a related note, it's topics like these that remind me that a bunch GFAQers have shit diets.

"I don't like fruit", or, "I've never ate fruit". The fuck?

Also lol at the people that say they have fruit in their fridge but forget about it. What fruit do you keep in the fridge? You're not supposed to keep bananas in the fridge, and you don't need to refrigerate citrus.

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TopicI'm at GDC (Games Developer Conference) - AMA
Auto_Chrisbot
03/21/24 2:45:47 AM
#14
STEROLIZER posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f68e5b77.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1bf613fc.jpg


wut

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TopicFavorite comic movie adaptions that are not Marvel or DC?
Auto_Chrisbot
03/21/24 2:43:19 AM
#46
Scott Pilgrim

Ghost World

American Splendor

>_>

<_<

SPAWN

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TopicNew marvel game called : Marvel 1943: Rise of Hydra
Auto_Chrisbot
03/21/24 2:37:06 AM
#29
King Ezekial from The Walking Dead plays Black Panther in this? Cool.

Mans has played Cyborg from Teen Titans, Ezekial from TWD, and is now Black Panther. Mans got them comic characters on lock.

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TopicAlone in the Dark (2024) Metacritic at 65
Auto_Chrisbot
03/20/24 8:28:26 PM
#10
Alone in the Dark Times

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TopicGreat video, guy on bicycle gets away after getting chased by 2 pitbulls
Auto_Chrisbot
03/20/24 8:23:08 PM
#16
Plot twist; they were his pitbulls. They just wanted to run with their master while he was riding his bike.

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TopicHere lets make people feel old
Auto_Chrisbot
03/20/24 6:28:18 PM
#52
Shamino posted...


Here you go!

https://youtu.be/l8kIhkU0LJ8?si=ci9kTkmTNxIlH4_b


Hey that's Orange Cassidy's theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWW4W5LgaXk

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TopicFirst ever kidney stone and I am mad as hell.
Auto_Chrisbot
03/20/24 3:53:11 PM
#66
@ROBANN_88 posted...
i heard somewhere that drinkin lemon juice-water can help prevent it on the longterm
any truth to that?


Don't know about prevention, but I was turned on to a cocktail of lemon juice and olive oil to help pass my stones. Lemon juice to help dissolve them down to smaller size, and olive oil for lubrication. I guess it helped because I never needed surgery or a stent.

Was downing that shit 3 times a day until the fuckers came out.

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TopicCE Boobs General: A Tiddies Topic
Auto_Chrisbot
03/20/24 6:44:06 AM
#51
@GameboyTroy posted...

sofiiiiagomez


lol, it turns out I was already following her on Insta and Twitter, but thanks anyways.

It turns out I'm following so many e-thots that I can't keep track of them all.

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TopicCE Boobs General: A Tiddies Topic
Auto_Chrisbot
03/20/24 3:22:31 AM
#47
@GameboyTroy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/01f2f577.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5336ffc9.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/ba0a3521.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fb3a90f6.jpg


Ooh, who dis?

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TopicWhat kind of sex ed did your schooling teach you?
Auto_Chrisbot
03/20/24 3:09:42 AM
#32
@NeonOPPAl posted...

lmao that sounds amazing. I hope they showed that famous clip where the dude is in the chick and pivots his whole body 180 before continuing


Don't remember that. But I do remember a clip of an inserted internal camera showing a thrusting penis coom inside of a vagina.

Like, we were supposed to learning about sex, but all I could think of is how in the fuck did they get a camera in there.

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TopicWould you play a game based around Chadley?
Auto_Chrisbot
03/19/24 9:24:55 PM
#30
"Hey Cloud!"

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TopicHave you gotten over the cringey things you did when you were younger?
Auto_Chrisbot
03/19/24 9:24:03 PM
#8
No because I still do those cringey things even as an adult.

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TopicWhat kind of sex ed did your schooling teach you?
Auto_Chrisbot
03/19/24 9:09:53 PM
#26
Had to get parent's permission for sex ed. They basically showed us hardcore xxx pornographic educational material, and said this is what to do, and this is what not to do.

One thing I remember specifically is that one of the teachers spoke against anal, because, "You don't want to get poop on your penis, right?"

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TopicCE Boobs General: A Tiddies Topic
Auto_Chrisbot
03/19/24 2:37:26 AM
#37
@AldousIsDead posted...

What, uh... what has she got going on downstairs there?


She's happy to see you.

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TopicFirst ever kidney stone and I am mad as hell.
Auto_Chrisbot
03/18/24 8:58:31 PM
#36
@SauI_Goodman posted...
Makes me stay away from soda. Brother had it and nope.


Having a soda once in a while is fine. Just make sure it's caffeine free, sugar free, and has no High Fructose Corn Syrup.

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TopicCE Boobs General: A Tiddies Topic
Auto_Chrisbot
03/18/24 4:07:20 PM
#19
@GameboyTroy posted...

Who is this?


Lol dude, uh, did you let it slip?

"Who is this?" Which one? Those are 5 different women.

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TopicHow attractive is this girl
Auto_Chrisbot
03/18/24 2:10:54 AM
#9
She'll do.

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TopicStar Wars "The Complete Saga"
Auto_Chrisbot
03/17/24 4:24:38 AM
#35
-@Zikten posted...

Well even outside the movies. Doesn't the entire Mandalorian series take place after episode 9?


Mando takes place a few years after Return of the Jedi.

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TopicWho decided on forty hours?
Auto_Chrisbot
03/16/24 7:20:39 PM
#47
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Noooooot if you have a family to take care of, and/or you have a lengthy commute. You'll be lucky to get 80 minutes of your own time during a typical work day.

MMMM 8 hours of sleep... *baby cries*

More like uuunnnggghhh 4 hours of sleep

Welp!

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TopicWWE and TKO Big Wigs confirm that Vince McMahon will never return to WWE.
Auto_Chrisbot
03/16/24 4:38:45 PM
#35
Never say never in wrestling.

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