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TopicYou look down and see DIS
Auto_Chrisbot
04/30/24 4:57:34 AM
#45
I would take like 3 or 4 decent bites and then tap out. That looks delicious as fuck, but bad as fuck for you. If it was a just a single patty with a single layer of bacon it'd be fine.

@LonelyStoner posted...
Bacon doesnt belong on a burger.


@Killmonger posted...
Considering the fact that it has bacon on it, I throw it in the trash where it belongs


The fuck outta here, lol.

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TopicWhat app do you browse when doing a number two?
Auto_Chrisbot
04/28/24 5:32:01 AM
#21
@LeoRavus posted...
I don't understand what's going on internally where people have time to read books and play games on the toilet. A couple good pushes and I'm done even if it's hard as a rock.


We were all young once.

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TopicBlitzball
Auto_Chrisbot
04/28/24 2:31:57 AM
#3
Wakka's is the only ultimate weapon I didn't get, because fuck blitzball.

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TopicDog searches for help as it struggles to bark and breathe...
Auto_Chrisbot
04/28/24 2:28:04 AM
#3
...

Q_Q

c

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TopicWhat app do you browse when doing a number two?
Auto_Chrisbot
04/28/24 2:22:07 AM
#11
I read some articles in a magazine, or an issue of a comic. If I need more time I use my laptop.

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TopicAny of you ever had a Kidney Stone or a Hernia?
Auto_Chrisbot
04/25/24 10:35:28 PM
#6
I've had two different episodes of Kidney Stones. The first time was 3 smaller stones.

Second time was 2 bigger ones, and I needed some expensive procedures and medications. Especially harrowing because I didn't have health insurance at the time.

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TopicMy God it really has begun...
Auto_Chrisbot
04/24/24 4:31:46 PM
#12
KajeI posted...

^. If you open the tab and it never refreshes it'll stay open until it does.


Hmm, dunno. I've refreshed to see if there's any new posts since right clicking the tabs open, or to post one myself, before. My tabs usually auto-refresh when after being in sleep for a while, or having closed the browser.

I'm just saying, this is the first time so many have gone poof like that, after all this Fandom/CE closed board stuff.

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TopicMy God it really has begun...
Auto_Chrisbot
04/24/24 4:17:31 PM
#8
@DarthAragorn posted...
No, the fucking topics purge after two or three days


Nah, sometimes I've a taken about a week or more to get around to the tabs, and the topics are still there waiting for me to read. This is the first time most of the opened tabs in my CE Tab Group have gone poof.

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TopicMy God it really has begun...
Auto_Chrisbot
04/24/24 4:15:56 PM
#7
@KnightofShikari posted...
you right click to open a new tab instead of middle clicking?


Yes. Middle clicking on my laptop's touchpad just activates the selection. Clicking on the right side of it opens up the page/tab options.

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TopicMy God it really has begun...
Auto_Chrisbot
04/24/24 4:12:48 PM
#4
Hmm, at least one of the tabs with a still available topic had a message saying "the message your are looking for is no longer available", so if someone got purged, I guess their posts and their topics get deleted?

ungh

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TopicMy God it really has begun...
Auto_Chrisbot
04/24/24 4:10:16 PM
#1
So what I usually do is *right click open in new tab* when scrolling this board, so I can save a bunch of threads to read for later. I come back a couple of days later and most of the tabs say "this topic is no longer available". That was like 9 out of 12 tabs where the topic has just been deleted. That has never happened before when perusing CE. Ungh.

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TopicI don't get it, what am I supposed to see? Help.
Auto_Chrisbot
04/21/24 2:01:25 PM
#41
All I see is that the girl on the right has 3 (4!?) left hands.

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TopicHouse passes tic tok ban bill!
Auto_Chrisbot
04/20/24 1:59:35 PM
#4
And here, we, go...

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TopicReminder to disable tracking on this site so fandom can't monetize you
Auto_Chrisbot
04/20/24 1:58:55 PM
#33
Huh, none of the cookies were turned on for me anyway. Must've disabled them forever go and they rolled over.

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TopicSony in talks to buy Paramount/CBS/ Nickelodeon/MTV
Auto_Chrisbot
04/20/24 1:54:37 PM
#23
Hey man, I only recently found out that I get Paramount Plus for free through my cable provider because I subscribe to Showtime. I'm currently trying to catch up on all the new Star Trek shows, and am curating my watch list.

If this sale goes through and that gets cancelled or revoked I'll... I'LL... be mildly annoyed.

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TopicAs an AEW fan it's frustrating how boring and crappy it's become
Auto_Chrisbot
04/20/24 1:07:52 AM
#58
@StealThisSheen posted...
...Okay, so I Google'd and Wiki'd things just to answer my question, and... Holy shit.

CM Punk's contract was terminated in September 2023. According to wikipedia... Colt Cabana started appearing on AEW programming again in EXACTLY September 2023.

If that doesn't feed into the rumors, I don't know what does.


I watch every episode of AEW and ROH, and as far as I know, Cabana has appeared on TV exactly once after Punk was fired. I think he's more of a backstage guy now.

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TopicPost pictures of modestly dressed women so that we may applaud them.
Auto_Chrisbot
04/19/24 9:29:02 PM
#71
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4c4e4335.jpg

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TopicHey dudes. Selfie thread?
Auto_Chrisbot
04/18/24 9:12:01 PM
#12
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e376159a.jpg

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TopicAnyone else a slave to the bean?
Auto_Chrisbot
04/18/24 8:44:09 PM
#31
@sabin017 posted...
How does coffee make kidney stones? Tea and milk make kidney stones. Maybe people aren't going easy on the creamer....


Yes. I never drank coffee because I liked it, I hate the taste of coffee. I would add enough granulated creamer until the taste was tolerable. After two bouts of kidney stones I said no more coffee, because I wasn't going to drink it without my french vanilla creamer to make it go down easier.

That and other healthier changes to my diet and I don't feel the need to have a daily intake of caffeine anymore anyway.

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TopicAnyone else a slave to the bean?
Auto_Chrisbot
04/18/24 2:24:47 PM
#4
I used to be, then after my second bout of kidney stones I stopped consuming coffee and caffeine.

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TopicReturn to Oz is such a messed up movie
Auto_Chrisbot
04/17/24 12:53:24 PM
#6
Solar_Crimson posted...
Apparently, people back then disliked the film because it was too dark and scary for kids, even though it was more faithful to the original books (whereas the original 1939 film was made to be much lighter in tone in comparison to the books).

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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TopicWho cares about Fallout. Give me an Elder Scrolls show.
Auto_Chrisbot
04/17/24 1:08:59 AM
#20
Kradek posted...
I want both, however I'm also hesitant they'd do an TES show well.

Fallout is just elder scrolls with guns.

SKYRIM is just Starfield in inner space.

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TopicNeil Gaiman on imposter syndrome
Auto_Chrisbot
04/16/24 1:13:22 PM
#5
Every time I convert into either a car or a helicopter, I feel like such an imposter. Like what am I even doing here right now? Scouting for Decepticons? Bah. I just wanna be running in a field somewhere and playing with the flowers.

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TopicBizzaro Stormy was one of the creepiest things
Auto_Chrisbot
04/15/24 11:54:51 AM
#23
Man I hate the Bizzaros.

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TopicThe most poorly aged magazine cover ever
Auto_Chrisbot
04/14/24 1:07:31 PM
#36
K181 posted...
Yeah thats a yikes.

For those that dont know the horrors of what he was trying to do

seriously dont read this

the British police caught him as he was preparing to rape a baby.



...

That's enough internet for today.

*closes laptop*

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TopicWhy do a lot of people seem to hate LA? It seems like a great place to visit.
Auto_Chrisbot
04/14/24 1:04:28 PM
#3
Have you been to L.A.?

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TopicAs an AEW fan it's frustrating how boring and crappy it's become
Auto_Chrisbot
04/14/24 1:01:19 PM
#49
Nah AEW could use at least a couple of more titles. They don't even have Women's Tag or Women's Trios belts. They have had and currently have quite a few ready to go twosomes and threesomes, but nah just 4 singles belts.

ROH has two TV titles now despite not being on TV. lol

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TopicJapan's boobs have been getting bigger over time
Auto_Chrisbot
04/14/24 10:57:46 AM
#62
Paizuri Oppai desu!

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TopicIs this girl cute or no?
Auto_Chrisbot
04/14/24 10:50:07 AM
#24
Uh, how about posting a picture without a bunch of filters turned on.

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TopicAs an AEW fan it's frustrating how boring and crappy it's become
Auto_Chrisbot
04/14/24 10:48:49 AM
#43
@WrestlinFan posted...

Wardlow isn't much of a thing anymore, lol. And Jericho is currently leaching off Hook, he'll find a new host in nine months.

AEW booked Wardlow so badly. Imagine if after Batista turned on HHH and had the big match, Dave went on to do absolutely nothing for months and then loses his belt and disappears. And reappears completely regressing as a generic heavy again.


The last few segments involving the Undisputed Kingdom, Taven, Bennet, and Strong do all the talking, mainly Strong, and Wardlow is in the back just being the silent muscle, barely even reacting to what's going on. He just looks so check out now. Sad.

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TopicAs an AEW fan it's frustrating how boring and crappy it's become
Auto_Chrisbot
04/14/24 10:44:31 AM
#42
@SwordMaster13X posted...
Also I feel like Forbidden Door should not be an every year PPV. AEW signed their three biggest stars- Okada, Jay White and Will Ospreay. What starpower does New Japan have left when AEW is signing all their big stars away.


The hook this year is that it will feature talent from CMLL and STARDOM, as well as NPJW. The past few weeks have been sprinkling in joshi STARDOM talent across all of AEW and ROH to help get ready for it.

And AEW and CMLL have been featuring each other's talents between North America and Mexico for a few months now.

Forbidden Door 3 still won't feature any AAA talent though, as NJPW is friendly with CMLL, and CMLL hates AAA.

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TopicBeautiful Asses: The Bundas Unleased II
Auto_Chrisbot
04/14/24 8:19:03 AM
#73
@LoveLikeJazz posted...
...I'm not so sure about post 65? lol

@superben posted...


Yeh. There are rumors. That's for damn sure.


I looked it into it, and everything points to that, no, she is not trans. Ok?

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TopicCE Boobs General: A Tiddies Topic
Auto_Chrisbot
04/14/24 8:17:12 AM
#163
Hannah Brooks, I thought I recognized her. Yes I've used, er I mean, I've seen several of her... workout videos. Yes.

Has she ever cosplayed or roleplayed as Tracer from Overwatch? She'd be prefect for it.

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TopicMan blocks kid from blowing out candles. Kid cries super hard.
Auto_Chrisbot
04/13/24 4:57:39 PM
#4
Lol but the other kid on the other side got to help blow out the last candles. The whiny kid must be a little troublemaker or something.

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TopicIs the new Tekken beginner friendly?
Auto_Chrisbot
04/13/24 10:34:50 AM
#3
Yes. The tutorials and training/practice modes go out of their way to teach you how to play.

You can set simple controls where you can just mash the buttons to make cool stuff happen. Makes the main story mode basically a cake-walk. You might even get lucky and win a few online matches.

The secondary story mode where you make an avatar, basically all the early "chapters" and "objectives" are thinly veiled tutorials that show you the basic fundamentals, step-by-step. I was like, this mode is for babies, so it's prolly really friendly to anyone who's never played Tekken before.

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Topic[Funny Topic] How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
Auto_Chrisbot
04/13/24 10:29:32 AM
#4
I heard that everyone picks their nose, but I was born with mine.

Born with mine...

Born with mine....


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Topic[Funny Topic] How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
Auto_Chrisbot
04/13/24 10:27:20 AM
#3
Why did the table go to the bank?

To check its balance.

Balance....

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TopicCE Boobs General: A Tiddies Topic
Auto_Chrisbot
04/13/24 8:01:49 AM
#149
YugiNoob posted...
I like when Susu makes a guest appearance on MxR Plays :3

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7c38a259.jpg

I wish SuSu would go back to making sexy content. She got tired of people being too weird or sharing her stuff without paying for it, or something, so she stopped. :(

I remember discovering a clip of her being a scantily clad succubus writhing around in oil on a clear chair. I was like, ooh, what else you got? But that was basically it besides a bunch of past sexy pic albums.

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TopicBeautiful Asses: The Bundas Unleased II
Auto_Chrisbot
04/12/24 7:10:01 PM
#63
Bosstoise posted...
https://www.instagram.com/veronica.rose.xo/

She kinda nice


Thanks boss. Gyatt damn

Anyway, its

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1fcac6bd.jpghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/911400bd.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/911400bd.jpg

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TopicBeautiful Asses: The Bundas Unleased II
Auto_Chrisbot
04/12/24 3:27:12 PM
#60
brain_hammer posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d6ed4a54.jpg


Who dis? Anyone know?

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TopicDo you have friends in real life?
Auto_Chrisbot
04/12/24 6:26:14 AM
#27
If the poll results are to be believed, a bunch of people here are lonely NEETs. Either that or extremely anti-social. Sad.

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TopicCall Anime a CARTOON!!! One More Time I Dare You!!! This is the end of you!!!
Auto_Chrisbot
04/11/24 6:59:58 PM
#18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsuUwzQBKUg

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TopicI'm always taken aback seeing Mad Magazine in the current day
Auto_Chrisbot
04/08/24 1:10:47 PM
#5
The thing is, the "new" issues these past few years have mostly been recycled material. The covers and the fold-in the back are usually new, and if you're lucky there'll be a new article or two.

The magazine is hanging on by a thread.

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TopicBeautiful Asses: The Bundas Unleased II
Auto_Chrisbot
04/07/24 1:22:11 AM
#26
brain_hammer posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3bf98c8b.jpg


Yes? Who is this?

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TopicHellblade 2 confirmed to run at 30fps on XBOX, no performance mode
Auto_Chrisbot
04/07/24 1:04:22 AM
#17
The second Plague Tale eventually got a 60fps patch, hopefully this one will too.

I'm still waiting for STARFIELD to get one, I couldn't stand playing it in 30fps anymore after a couple of play sessions.

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TopicWill you be watching WrestleMania this weekend?
Auto_Chrisbot
04/07/24 12:56:13 AM
#28
Nah, I'm going to be catching up on ROH: Supercard of Honor, AEW: Rampage, AEW: Collision, and Bryan Danielson vs Blue Panther down in CMLL instead.

lol WWE

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