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AirFresh 04/13/24 10:22:30 AM #1:	He gave her a ring! --- Don't Stress, Become #Phresh #NoModeratedPosts2024Challenge <cite>AirFresh posted [p:979886101] in [Funny Top... [t:80745987]...</cite> <quote>He gave her a ring! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 04/13/24 10:26:38 AM #2:	What's black and yellow and goes zzzzzzub? A bee in reverse --- [teep is] an evil genius who will one day kill us all - Choco teep is a God damn genius - Zodd <cite>teep_ posted [p:979886142] in [Funny Top... [t:80745987]...</cite> <quote>What's black and yellow and goes zzzzzzub?A bee in reverse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Auto_Chrisbot 04/13/24 10:27:20 AM #3:	Why did the table go to the bank? To check its balance. Balance.... --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean <cite>Auto_Chrisbot posted [p:979886150] in [Funny Top... [t:80745987]...</cite> <quote>Why did the table go to the bank?To check its balance.Balance.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Auto_Chrisbot 04/13/24 10:29:32 AM #4:	I heard that everyone picks their nose, but I was born with mine. Born with mine... Born with mine.... --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean <cite>Auto_Chrisbot posted [p:979886180] in [Funny Top... [t:80745987]...</cite> <quote>I heard that everyone picks their nose, but I was born with mine.Born with mine... Born with mine.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 04/13/24 10:31:41 AM #5:	The other day a skeleton tried to intimidate me, but I knew it didn't have the guts to actually try anything. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:979886197] in [Funny Top... [t:80745987]...</cite> <quote>The other day a skeleton tried to intimidate me, but I knew it didn't have the guts to actually try anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/13/24 12:26:32 PM #6:	What is brown and sticky? A stick --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:979887449] in [Funny Top... [t:80745987]...</cite> <quote>What is brown and sticky? A stick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 04/13/24 2:12:40 PM #7:	My friend from uni wrote a book titled "The Practical Application of Anti-Gravity." She's a brilliant scientist and writer because although it's not usually my genre, but I got a copy and it was impossible to put down. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:979888775] in [Funny Top... [t:80745987]...</cite> <quote>My friend from uni wrote a book titled "The Practical Application of Anti-Gravity." She's a brilliant scientist and writer because although it's not usually my genre, but I got a copy and it was impossible to put down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phoro 04/13/24 2:14:53 PM #8:	What did the ranch say to the refrigerator? ~~Close the door, I'm dressing!!~~ --- *It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.* - George Carlin <cite>Phoro posted [p:979888817] in [Funny Top... [t:80745987]...</cite> <quote>What did the ranch say to the refrigerator? Close the door, I'm dressing!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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