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Sergeant Cortez.

Easy, he goes back in time and saves Kenny. Probably his wife and son as well. Then of course they give him a >_> look for doing the "Time to split!" pose.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

*Rich Evans voice*
OHW MY GAAAAAAAAAWD!
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Sativa_Rose posted...

spudger posted...

CapnMuffin posted...

Could this be one of those false bull runs that usually happen? Then it drops dramatically again before entering an actual bull?

theres so much manipulation in the market its hard to tell

What market manipulation? Volatility and market manipulation aren't the same thing.

It is indeed volatile, though in times like these, lot of opinions rise up, many of which are bs.

We mostly just have patterns to base estimates on, but there are quite a few 'experts' and whales who say different things about the market. Some sincerely think to know what they're talking about, some try to influence people to buy/sell in a manner to benefit their own investment (and some just say whatever in order try to make a living of million+ views). This creates a lot of what could be called manipulation (or simply uninformed guessing).

From what I've seen in the past few years, it's best to learn the signs for yourself. Observe the patterns, both in the graphs and in the media. Read / watch various articles and videos about it, but take it all with a grain of salt.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

DevsBro posted...

MeIon Bread posted...

ZEROWOLF posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

"Christians" ignore anything they feel like any time they want to

This. Basically they just make it up as they go along. Pretty much all the commandments are ignored.

A lot of modern Christians don't seem very good.

We're not. Early ones weren't either. I dunno who gave you the impression that we were, but they missed a key part of the message of the scriptures, that we're all bad people and that it's the Jesus in us that is good.

Are Christians hypocrites? Absolutely. We're called to be.

You do understand that theres an enormous difference between trying your best and falling short and simply disregarding the rules that arent convenient for you, right? The former is at least respectable in my eyes, but the overwhelming majority of Christians I know fall into the latter category. Cant tell you how many of them simply ignore the commandment against premarital sex since they just didnt want to wait. Theyd take the lords name in vain, lie, sleep around with no qualms and then still act pretentious and holier-than-thou because they followed a few cherry-picked tenets. Thats a far cry from actually trying and slipping up occasionally, and seems to be the default rather than the exception.

Sounds very familiar. I tend to refer to those kind of people as 'hypochristians', the type that apparently are only christian because they refer to themselves as such.
Honestly, it would be better if people just quit the mentality of "muh parents were christian/religious followers, so that makes me one as well by default."
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I'm curious, what are the criteria for you guys to swipe right on someone? Do you swipe right on anyone attractive-looking? Or are you looking for any specific traits?

To me, it generally comes down to ticking most (but not necessarily all) of these boxes:

- Are they cute/hot?
- Is there anything in their profile text that stands out to me?
- Is there literally anything I'd be able to talk to them about except for my general go-to lines/subjects? (If not, it's usually due to lack of pictures/profile text)
- Do they have at least one pic with a clear smile?
- Do they have kids?
- Seriously, how hot are they?
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

MeIon Bread posted...

ZEROWOLF posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

"Christians" ignore anything they feel like any time they want to

This. Basically they just make it up as they go along. Pretty much all the commandments are ignored.

A lot of modern Christians don't seem very good.

It makes me wonder what goes on in their mind when they sin (knowingly), like with adultery: "Maybe if I'm really sneaky about it, God probably won't notice."
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Two things:

1. Placing that button under the first message seems kind of pointless, since you've already read whatever upsets you if you were gonna click it.

2. If you've read something that upsets you and you don't want to read it again/any further, that's definitely understandable, but why not simply never click that topic ever again?
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Mashed beef salad, I had that shit for work lunch during my early 20s like all the time. Man, those were the days.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Veggeta X posted...

Why do yall think yall are so special that someone is going out their way to hack your camera and look at you all day?

It has nothing to do with being special, but with being scammed/threatened for money / personal details.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I've also heard from a few acquaintances who are not very experienced with computers that they've those warning messages from scammers pretending to be FBI with their picture that was taken with their webcam.

Personally I prefer using black duct tape, as that blends better with dark computers. I never use my webcam anyway.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

pres_madagascar posted...

Blue_Inigo posted...

Inside

This. And no, I don't need a close-up afterwards as 'proof' that the guy actually did finish there.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I just need to know two things:

1. Is she hot?

2. Seriously, how hot is she?
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Xciteme

Not even kidding, I always found his topics to be amusing (especially when he ranted about being SICK of something annoying happening, "IT ENDS NOW!!!!") and he seemed like an alright guy when being serious (yes, that did happen occasionally).
I figure most people who 'hate' him did so in the same way they 'hate' Vegy.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

MorbidFaithless posted...

Aressar posted...

Wonder if by then there will be the technology to upload a human consciousness into a computer...

But it's not you. It could never be you. Just a copy

I'm ok with that. One of the advantages of being an AI is that one is not hindered by one's own petty emotions, let alone make rash emotion-based decisions.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Wonder if by then there will be the technology to upload a human consciousness into a computer...
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Only in America would someone actually get mad about getting a tip that is 'too low'.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

No debt. I worked for a while and later studied to get my bachelor's degree, whilr continuing to work part-time. It took some more time than if it probably would've taken if I took a loan, but it was more than worth not having to pay off student debt.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

ZeroKelvin posted...

DrizztLink posted...

C then B

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I kinda understand that people who live in sparsely populated areas need guns for their safety, since it could take a significant amount of time for the police to arrive on the scene. What I don't get is that anyone needs several guns. What could you possibly need that many guns for? Just in case a random mob of several dozen people decide to march upon your house with torches and pitchforks?
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Being better than average at an MMO.

No this is not me being bitter about not being good at it.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I'd do it if two extra digits are added.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

If she's hot enough to get you hard: her. Probably think of someone else while at it.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Hambo the Hog posted...

Aressar posted...

That would be doubleplus ungood.

Using "good" as a default positive is offensive to those who identify as bad. Just say "That would be a negative change."

Using 'negative' to describe something ungood would insinuate you have ungood emotions about something. Big Brother would consider a person using such a phrase doubleplus deviant behaviour, citizen.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

That would be doubleplus ungood.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

DarthAragorn posted...

Rogue Leader was the best GameCube game, don't @ me

Ah @DarthAragorn, still so much to learn...
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

RRebel scum, this is Moff Seerrdon. Your rresistance is useless. As you can see, I have blockaded the city, and Chandrrila is now mine. You will surrrender, or I will shoot you all down.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Phantom36 posted...

The lines have been blurred between true feminism and people like the above description. You don't know what you're going to get from a woman who claims to be a feminist, and it's unfortunately become an offputting description of yourself over time

This unfortunately. I think the best thing would be if feminism (and social equality in general) would be considered the status quo, to a point that people no longer need to publicly announce it. Kinda like how it's unnecessary to frequently inform people of how you support democracy, or how that you disapprove of nazism. Yeah, don't we all (aside from the occasional contrarian edgelord)?
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

boxington posted...

I prefer Solid Snake, but he kept shitty company (Otacon), and I'm not sure how to reconcile that

Hey, every superhero needs a 'guy in the chair'. At least Otacon was a hell of a lot more reliable than his father.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Never actually pronounced it, but yeah, come to think of it, I do actually think of the bluhluhluh sound when I read '? Block'.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I got one of those at a reduced rate when I bought my third wireless extension cord.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Access to LUE
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I don't think so, Curtis.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

My girlfriend not being dtf for longer than I'd care to admit.

Tomorrow I'm gonna make her a candlelight dinner and dessert with a shitload of aphrodisiac ingredients.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

This topic is a programmer's equivalent of "If you [ insert literally anything ], you are not a '90s kid."
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Exactly the same amount as 1, but more than 0.999~.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Sooner or later he'd probably catch aids or some other disease transmitted by blood when retracting his claws, but since his body constantly regenerates I guess that doesn't really matter.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Zerocide posted...

008Zulu posted...

Your rankings depend on the classes you play. As a sniper primarily, I had Liara top tier because she could lock down large groups for me to kill them quickly.

I use Infiltrator.

I pretty much ran with Garrus and Zaeed most of the time because they both have Concussive Shot and I had Incinerate for armor. Made things a breeze.

Good choice. A lot of people like to act like the games are unbeatable without biotics. While I do admit I like to spam the fuck out of Warp, at the end of the day snipers/infiltrators = master race in my book.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I once read about an Asian cashier who was aptly named Ka Ching.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I clicked Liquid Snake, but I meant Solidus. Damn butterfingers.

I know people always jizz all over that Liquid Ocelot fight in these topics, but I seriously think it's overrated and overly clich, kind of like a lot of other MGS4 'drama' scenes.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Seeing as how I'm a professional translator, I kind of have to. Outside of that, I don't take it too seriously though. I literally always notice when people make errors in spelling or grammar, though I rarely correct it unless it's a job or people ask me whether or not something is correct.

I got my 'grammar nazi' knack from my mother, and my sister has it too. When the three of us are talking to each other, we usually end up spending most of the conversation correcting each other's grammar.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I'd actually understand Americans just sticking to one drink, since having to guess what tip is appropriate after literally every drink would be hell.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I find it odd that people automatically assume God must be altruistic and has a certain ideal of what is good and evil.

Tbh I always thought of the concept of God as being like nature. Things are the way they are, and affect each other through causality.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

You have failed this city.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

A

CM_Ponch posted...

You still haven't eaten, well aside from that moment with Kate, but real food not fish.

Brilliant
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I bet a lot of the non-veggie eaters are the same people who always use plastic plates/cutlery.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

The Game of Thrones finale was satisfactory. Not as great as it could have been, but a good conclusion to the story.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

dragonsmasher posted...

Ryven posted...

Wasnt this a plot on Friends once? Somebody help me out here

I know painfully exactly how this feels, considering my girlfriend's apartment looked like that when I first visited her there. She has cats, which I love, but I was pretty nervous about accidentally sitting on one of them in that mess. That night would've been the first time we had sex, were it not for the fact that mess made me so uncomfortable that I literally could not perform.

She did have redeeming qualities (very sweet, funny, loyal and into kinky stuff) so three years later now, we are still together. She is still messy, but not nearly as bad as back then. These days she mostly keeps her mess limited to her side of the bedroom.

So comparing it your situation, it's not crazy at all to feel uncomfortable about her place being a mess. It does sound like she has redeeming qualities, I'd say give it a shot and see where it leads. You can always decide later on if you feel it's not worth it.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Zikten posted...

I still think it's funny that Scotland voted to stay in the UK and then England voted for Brexit and now when it's too late, Scotland wants to leave the UK so they can stay in the EU

Actually, the Scottish government has already made it clear that they intend to have another referendum to leave the UK, after/if the UK officially leaves the EU. This makes sense, considering the circumstances since the last Scottish referendum will have changed enough to justify another one.
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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.