Lurker > AngelicTouch99

I almost say Cardi B on looks alone....but shes a former stripper so she prob has herpes and/or hep C

That makes it a toss up between demi lovato before she lost weight and Becky G

$350

I dont care what these so called experts think. What matters to me are the opinions of scholars such as Ted Nugent and Larry the cable guy

twitterfriends posted...

This pic fails to mention fake hair

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Spooking posted...

We can't have knee-jerk reaction laws get pass. Thankfully, congress doesn't act on knee-jerk reactions.

bull fucking shit! after 9/11 happened, they decided unanimously to bomb the fucking shit out of Afghanistan (and later Iraq), without even discussing it with other countries and ultimately leaving a million+ dead, when none of the hijackers were even from Iraq to begin with, so don't start with me on the knee-jerk crap

That wasnt a knee jerk reaction. That was bush using the bombing as an excuse to go after saddam hussein for putting out a hit on his father. Its people abusing fheir power, not a knee jerk reaction

ToonLinkWithGun posted...

AngelicTouch99 posted...

ToonLinkWithGun posted...

Why is it so hard to keep it in your pants?

Its easy to say when youre a turbovirgin who no woman looks at twice

I remained a virgin until I was 19. I had many opportunities since age 11.

Damn son you had the bitches on you at 11! /r/ihavesex

ToonLinkWithGun posted...

Why is it so hard to keep it in your pants?

Its easy to say when youre a turbovirgin who no woman looks at twice

Complete_Idi0t posted...

Did they accidentally have sex or what

Nope. Either birth control failed or they didnt use it (in which case they are idiots)

Dash_Harber posted...

Is that the 'reality' prank show on TruTV? Seemed sort of ... scripted to me.

I remember a couple of years ago, some redditors did some kind of investigation to prove that it was all fake and scripted and were surprised to learn it wasnt lol

Ur gimmick sucks and i dont know why i always forget to ignore you

Yeah if you are looking for a single woman in her late 20s that isnt a single mom in the Midwest lol.....good luck. They exist, but are a rare breed.

I made a tinder profile just to browse awhile ago and saw so many profiles that were like " mom of 2, my kids are my life. No games please, only real men. Btw i love chipotle and (insert local sports team)".

Im not sure what you expect, tc. Do you think the police are going to go door to door and collect everyones gun or something?

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Mei:
-Increased duration for Mei's freeze (1 second to 1.5 seconds)
-More Icicle ammo

bruh fuck this game

She probably still wont be very good. Meis problem is that her damage isnt fast enough or consistent enough to turn the tide in team fights like literally every other heros can

Its going to be Sombras OP patch. Reduced hack time and reduced spread on her weapon lol....well shes going to now be the hardest genji counter in the game which is what so many ppl have been pining for

I will not be seeing this in theaters. I dont want to make anyone uncomfortable by displaying my white privilege and ruining their black experience.

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Am I the only straight man on Earth that just doesn't feel anything for her

And without makeup she's an ugly monster

Lmao try watching a video of her without makeup instead of using an unflattering single photo. Shes gorgeous.

Meanwhile, that "unflattering single photo" was praised by everyone on CE.

I think she looked gorgeous in that photo. What do you look like right out of bed?

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Paper_Okami posted...

Sweden I much safer than america

how many police stations have been bombed in america lately?
there's at least 2 in Sweden, 4 if counting police cars and thrown hand grenades.

how many shootings occur on a daily basis in america?

How big is the US compared to Sweden?

Giant_Aspirin posted...

That's more than double the 2019 deficit the administration promised last year.

Republicans have absolutely zero legitimacy to ever criticize deficit spending ever again

Are you new here? This is literally every term.

Democrat deficit: OBUMMER is bankrupting the country! Think of the children and troops!

Republican deficit: Who said deficits were bad? We love deficits!

This is a good thing, lol. If i could have a lifelike Lara Croft sex robot, id prob dump my gf too lol

You're several years late to be posting a chris rock bit

Since when are gypsies or romani, black? I know a few, hell my ex girlfriend has a gypsie grandmother. She is not black.

This generation is pathetic.

Not everyone wants to go to thailand to get a wife

Love them. Tattoos are a huge turn off though

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The best is when he and Chris are chasing the Russian through the snow and he just dissapears.

Chris: it could be HIM hunting US out there!
Paulie: With what, his cock?!

I played from vanilla all the way through the first couple of monthd of Cata. I didnt like how the revamped OG areas like Azshara and started giving away things that used to require tons of time investment (warlock epic mount, baron mount, ect) . Those were really my only gripes, i just felt it was time to stop spending so much of my free time on an mmo lol. Then i saw the kung fu panda expansion and was glad i left. Ugh.

How is Nova losing to that crap lol

I make hot female characters lol. I dont identify with them, i just think theyre hot. My gf hates it. Especiall if its a female elf

I used to work with a guy who drank a 4pack of red bull everyday. He developed kidney stones and later quit for health reasons.

Drink water, people.

Rebelelite: feminine penises only

Because magneto would shit on the avengers.

GG Caps shield

GG Ironman

GG hawkeyes bow

GG avengers super flying headquarters

Tho Hulk vs Juggernaut (not the clown from x3) would be fun to watch

Double post but here are my red flags

-history of drug use that isnt weed
-tramp stamp
-no full time job
-insist on labeling things such as "gender fluid", "pansexual", ect
-has an Instagram account

I dont get why some people think its a red flag to not want kids lol. Lucky me i guess since i hate children, as does my gf. We do have a cat and a gecko. So i guess we fit well. If i was single, id only date women who didnt want kids. I hope you youngsters know that child support can run you around 900 a month on a middle class salar lol....no thanks to paying that bullshit every month for 18 years.

The community is huge and there will always be people whining about something. I played wow for years so i knew overwatch was going to be the same in terms of forum whiners and constant nerfs.

Apparently alot of peeps have oedipus complexes

Sativa_Rose posted...

How can you be a strong alpha male in the wake of the #MeToo movement? How can you find the balance between being an alpha male while still not exposing one's self to too much risk of being accused?

Because women arent offended by being hit on or cat called if the guy looks like Thor.....lol. they care if you look like george costanza.

The following should be considered disabilities:

Being a male under 5'8

Having a small penis

Being bald or balding before age 35

Making less than 30k per year

Having a child before age 21 or before you have a high school diploma

I love them

I think hispanic and latin women are the hottest women on the planet, personally. Sexy accents and thick AF, which is my jammmmm

Finding a 40hr a week job is very hard, esp as a min wage worker with no real skills or experience

Im not sure how anyone with a brain would be saying the cop is in the wrong. You dont attack an armed police officer, period. You definately dont attack him or her as a group, thats easy justification for deadly force.

This is the fairest of next

I only go raw with my gf and shes been on pill for years. Not only does it feel amazing, its mentally satisfying. Like...marking her as your territory or something lol.

I dont recommend doing it though unless your 100% sure its safe. I used to bang this girl that had a copper iud, which is the best and most effective birth control (the paraguard is so good it can be used as plan B). She knew i hated kids and was scared of pregnancy.....yet i blew it in her like 20 times cuz of the iud. She went from being ok with fwb to wanting a relationship. When i said no and ended it, she kept texting me that her period was late to fuck with my head.

It wasnt. She was just a bitch.

Nope. I used to let a coworker give me oral regularly who was a single mom of two.....ugly as hell kids. She eventually wanted more and i noped out with the quickness

My initial thought was that id love to dump a fat load into her. Then i read she was a porn actress and that changed my mind lol

Which ones have/had skin cancer or look like a potato?

Bumped for someone else on this board knowing Blaze from streets of rage

She has a tattoo on her asscheek yuck. So trashy. 1/10

I do it almost every night. It just leaks out. Its best to put a towel down so it doesnt stain your mattress or bed sheets

CarlGrimes posted...

I have already seen your boobs so we might as well, for posterity.

Hi, I am Chris Hansen. Why dont you have a seat over there?