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Leela: For one hundred quatloos: Who did the captain maroon on Ceti Alpha V? (Shatner leaps up)
Shatner: KHAAAAAAAAN!! (Fry buzzes)
Fry: Uh...Khan?
Leela: Correct. (Fry's score goes up to 600)
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Legend of Saint and Zelda's Row.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

My dad smoked when I was a little kid. As best as I can recall, he went with Salem cigarettes most of the time, occasionally going with Kools.

He quit smoking when I was about 6 - I think the last straw for him was this procedure he went through to clean a bunch of accumulated crud off his vocal cords. It did a number on his voice to the point that Mom had to take over yelling duties for a while (before that procedure, Dad could holler like a USMC drill instructor if he so desired - it really put me and my sister in line).
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Mom's side - I'm about fourth generation German. Mom remembers hearing her mother and grandmother conversing in fluent German, and she visited the old country at one point in her life.

Dad's side - Don't know for certain, probably ancestors came over during colonial or revolutionary times from Great Britain. In our genealogy research, my family name goes back about six generations - dated to the late 1700s.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Fry: (gasps) Some Bart Simpson dolls! (Bender picks one up and pulls the string)
Bart Doll: Eat my shorts!
Bender: OK! (Takes the shorts and pops them into his mouth) Mmm...shorts.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Leela: I was just curious because of the armed guards.
Grunka-Lunkas: Grunka-lunka, dunk-a-dee-darmed-guards...
Bender: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Shadow_Of_Fenix posted...

lKaname_Madoka posted...

Zurkon posted...

Turbam posted...

Fuck no.

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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Giant Zoidberg: So, now Zoidberg is big, huh? That's more like it! Who's intimidating who NOW, big city? (Strides up to the Chase Manhattan building) Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank. Deny my credit card application, will you?! (Levels the Chase Manhattan building) Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Boo me offstage on "open mike" night, huh?! I'll show you! (Kicks over the Apollo Theater)
Giant Bender: Hey, I called this city! Quit touching my stuff!
Giant Zoidberg: Tell it to the claw!
Giant Bender: Bite my colossal metal ass!
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Gearshift: Fatbot, NO!! (Fatbot eats Dean Vernon's ship model)
Fatbot: When I get nervous, I get hungry. (Vernon glares at them)
Bender: Cheese it! (They bolt)
Vernon: Robot HOUSE!!
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Bender (as Archie Bunker): What is the woild coming to? That Fry's a sicko poivert, I tell ya! Dating a robot, it's an atrocomahsy!
Leela: But Fry's our friend, Bender.
Bender (as Archie Bunker): Aw geez, will you stifle there, meatbag?
Leela: YOU stifle, Bender.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Basic maintenance for me. Otherwise, I rely on a certified mechanic to take care of the problem.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Never smoked, and have no intention of starting.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Bob Barker's head: So you lost the atom, huh? You're garbage! Human garbage! Do you brain-dead space jockeys have any idea how much that thing is worth?!
Fry: $100,000?
Leela: $200,000?
Bender: $200,001?
Bob Barker's head: You're closest without going over.
Fry: Well, we'll be leaving now, if you could sign this form saying you received the atom.
Bob Barker's head: I'm not signing squat. You find me that damn tiara before the pageant ends.
Leela: But, Mr. Barker...
Bob Barker's head: Enough out of you! I may be against the fur industry, but it won't stop me from skinning you alive...as long as no one wears the skin.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I'm originally from Illinois - born on the north side of Chicago. Lived there from my birth to September 1978, and then again from October 1982 to September 1985.

Dad was in the Navy, so we had to relocate every now and again.

From what I experienced, living there wasn't bad. From what I've heard...holy crap. I'll probably give it a 5/10.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Keys left front

Phone and wallet right front

Back pockets - absolutely nothing
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Dark Helmet
Lord Voldemort
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Bender: Whoo! That probulator sure knows how to please a man! So...what's for lunch?
Fry: I ordered a pizza. (Enter Leela)
Leela: Pizza delivery for... (reads receipt) I. C. Weiner. (Fry and Bender laugh) Yeah, very funny. Now cough up the $12.95.
Fry: Sorry, but if it's not here in half an hour, it's free.
Leela: It's only been 23 minutes.
Fry: Well, I've got 33 minutes. (Leela places the pizza box on the desk and presses a button on it - the guy on the pizza box starts talking)
Pizza box guy: It's only been-a 23 minutes, you dumb-a cannoli! You gotta problem? We can take it outside!
Fry: Okay, I'll fight the box. I think I can take him.
Leela: Fry, just pay me. I still owe 30 bucks on this uniform.
Pizza box guy: Thirty-five, you stupid meatball!
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Finally, I have a good claw. See? Three human females, a number, and a king giving himself brain surgery.
It doesn't matter how many human females you have. Bender's on a hot streak.
Eh, what can I say? Must be my lucky shades, heh-heh-heh. Nothing, nothing, crap, crap, garbage. Read 'em and leak salt water!
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

The jackass wants to see you in his quarters.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Sativa_Rose posted...

When they started forcing people into Google Plus

This, by a lot.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

This week, on The Real World - The Sun.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I'M BURNING TO DEATH!!!
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

-Komaiko54- posted...

JOExHIGASHI posted...

Because Leif Erikson was the first European in America

exactly

Correct. How do you suppose Newfoundland got its name, eh?
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Metroid: Samus Returns for the 3DS.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

A great-aunt of mine lived to be 97 or thereabouts (give or take a couple of years).
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I've lived in Florida most of my life, and frankly, I don't care what people have to say about it.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Got misty-eyed, but didn't actually cry at the following:

My Girl - Thomas J's funeral

Forrest Gump - Forrest talking to Jenny's grave

Transformers the Movie (1986) - Optimus Prime's death

Though I doubt it counts as a movie per se, the animated special Here Comes Garfield actually DID make me cry - the song So Long Old Friend was what did it
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Dark Helmet
Jason Voorhees
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Dark Helmet
Lord Voldemort
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Sure would.

I donate to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital every so often.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

An aunt and uncle sometime after Hurricane Irma came by - they wanted to know how me and my brother were doing, and I let them know.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Qui-Gon Jinn.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Jules (Pulp Fiction)
Neville Flynn (Snakes on a Plane)
Ray Arnold (Jurassic Park)
Frank Tenpenny (GTA San Andreas)
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

June 11, 2012.

It was the day after my long-time feline friend, Ebony, passed away - she was old (18 years) and very ill. I was intending to have her put down on that day, but the Grim Reaper didn't want to wait and took her Sunday morning instead. I was mostly jaded, but after listening to the song So Long Old Friend by Desiree Goyette, I broke down.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Dark Helmet
Emperor Palpatine
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

41.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Most likely the following:

Star Wars IV: A New Hope
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Spaceballs
Cool Hand Luke
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Dark Helmet
Biff
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Hell no. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain just to eat carrots.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

It was fairly common for dinner in between when my dad left the Navy (late '87 - early '88) and got a job with U.S. Postal Service at a mail processing plant across town (late '89, I think).
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Retail associate/distribution clerk for U.S. Postal Service.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Rarely, if ever.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I haven't had much to do with Toys R Us in a while. I last went there last December while searching for what my brother wanted for Christmas, but no luck.

I admit I have memories of shopping there - still remember the paper slip you bring to the cashier, pay for the game, then pick it up nearby...that's how I got certain games for the NES and SNES back in the day.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Arcade - either Galaxian or Pac-Man

Home console - Bowling on Atari 2600
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Only one that comes to mind for me would be Saints Row.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Dark Helmet
Biff
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I have the occasional one walk up to me and attempt to beg money off me - I act like I didn't hear anything and don't respond.

The rest of the time, I sometimes see one near an overpass or at the exit of some parking lots - I do my best to not stare at them.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Jack Dawson in Titanic.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Fletcher Reede in Liar Liar, Stanley Ipkiss/Mask in The Mask, and Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans in Me, Myself & Irene.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.