Lurker > AlBundy33

Ive never seen a company do this kind of shit before

I hope these assholes never sell another product
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@ZMythos posted...

low quality bait

I bet TC loves third-world-ball, sometimes referred to as association football or "soccer," and thinks it takes profound athleticism and intelligence to play.

Lol no, hard to say this but even soccer is more a sport than football
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Can’t wait to bust the facts out on these simpletons

Fact: The more guns in an area, the safer the general area is
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@josifrees posted...

Yinzers ftw go stillers!!!!

If I was the governor of PA, those losers would be required to move and go stupid up some other town

Met Ben Roethlisberger ad told him what a dink he was to his face, he is as big of a pussy as I thought he was,
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@TommyBusiness posted...

This is a troll topic because football probably requires the highest IQ out of the main sports in America and TC knows this but he/she wants to see if anyone will take the bait because today is the first NFL Sunday of the year

Uhh, not even close, football takes 0 intelligence or talent, all you have to do is the the biggest guy out there and you will be an instant star

only people with short attention spans watch football, it is incredibly boring, basically a 3 hour long commercial with 5 seconds of game time thrown in here and there.
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A sport actually takes intelligence to know how to play, and football requires none, I live in Pittsburgh PA, and almost everyone here is a Steeler fan, and coincidentally, I think Pittsburgh has the lowest IQ of any city on the planet
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Tom Brady(like all football players) is mentally handicapped, leave them alone
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Bought one last night for 5 dollars, works just fine, little lag here and there, but all bluetooth keyboards have that
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That these closed Walmart stores are being turned into FEMA camps, this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, and I've heard a lot of dumb shit in my life, but this takes the cake.
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While I do not like paying for ads pretty much, Hulu's selection is so much better

I do enjoy watching a tv show that has all the seasons instead of just releasing 1 or 2

Seriously wtf Netflix?
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I start college on Tuesday, time to finally get my life in order
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

Unless you game on a PC, and seeing as how Im not a virgin, I don't use my PC for gaming.
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Smashingpmkns posted...

Definitely not

The last good Mario game was released in 1991, Super Mario World
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Sonic games are just more fun to play
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@Damn_Underscore posted...

what is ur major

Your*

Business Management
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Wonder if I would need to install Windows on my Mac, I've never been to college
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fixing it has been a pain in the weenie
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

excellent headphones
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

You can pretty much post whatever you want and be as much of an ass as you want, I love when my posts piss people off, few things in this life make me happier.
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

True story.
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and this is coming from someone who was drinking 3 2 liters a day a couple weeks ago


been drinking pop like that for over 15 years
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What a stupid graph

Professional Truck drivers aren't going anywhere, theres way too much risk to even think about automating driving jobs
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I have a Surface 3 running Windows 10

And a MacBook Air
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@addled posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

And how often do baseball players get hit in the face with a 91mph fastball? I've watched hundreds of games, and have never seen it happen.

Truthfully I haven't seen it.
What is nasty and scary and I have seen it, is a line drive sent right back and peg the pitcher.

Last season, Pittsburgh Pirates, Ryan Vogelsong got pegged in the face with a 91 MPH pitch
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@joeun_saram posted...

AlBundy33 posted...

You take a 91 MPH fastball to the face, and tell me that doesn’t hurt worse than getting tackled by a man when you are both padded up like 5 year olds learning to ride a bike for the first time

You take a 310 pound defensive lineman barreling down at you full speed
Tell me it feels good at all

lmfao

the chances of getting hit by the 91 mph fastball to the face is not very BIG either
in football you're going to hit or get hit nearly every play

When these pussies do that without padding, you may have an argument

As small as that chance is, it still does happen
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joeun_saram posted...

like this HAS to be a troll job

nobody could be so out of touch with reality that think NFL players hitting each other is like "6 year olds"

That shit that football players do is what 6 year olds on the playground do, run and tackle each other
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@Distant_Rainbow posted...

AlBundy33 posted...

Not in the slightest, you have cerebral plays, amazing passes and catches, exciting touchdowns, pass rushes and interceptions, the chance to make a game-winning drive every time you go out there. Football players are not lazy bums who get paid to stand limply while posing like baseball players, getting sacked/tackled by a 300-pound man hurts way worse/can cause much more damage than getting a boo-boo by being tapped by a pansy-ass small ball

What does baseball have? "ohh, everyone stand around doing nothing for 95+% of play time!!11!!" thats about it.

Fix'd

Uhh, this is so wrong it’s not even funny

You take a 91 MPH fastball to the face, and tell me that doesn’t hurt worse than getting tackled by a man when you are both padded up like 5 year olds learning to ride a bike for the first time
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@That_Happened posted...

It's explosive and violent and exciting.

uhh, standing around for 3 hours, and busting your ass for a 6 second play on average is not exciting, or explosive
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@Distant_Rainbow posted...

AlBundy33 posted...

It's incredibly boring, and uninteresting to follow unless you have a short attention span

Baseball is way worse.

Not in the slightest, you have close plays, amazing catches, no doubt home runs, double/triple plays, the chance make a history making play overtime you go out there, baseball players are not pansies covered in pads like football players, getting hit by a 100 mph fastball hurts way worse/can cause much more damage than getting thrown to the ground like we're 6 years old on the playground

What does football have? "ohh, he's getting hit again!!11!!" thats about it.
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It's incredibly boring, and uninteresting to follow unless you have a short attention span

I guarantee if hitting wasn't allowed, if they were playing flag football, no one would watch it.
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lolfootball

and Roethlisberger is a pussy, and I say this as someone from Pittsburgh(I delivered appliances to his and his dad's house)
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That_Happened posted...

AlBundy33 posted...

All I know is that when I was a kid, when my team lost, we didn't get trophies,

Then you're probably in your 40s. Participation trophies have been a thing since the 80s. And your opinions on parenting aren't anything new. every generation thinks the new generation of parents "suck" and that their kids are misbehaving at a high rate. The only thing that has really chanaged is that the internet was invented, so now we see more examples of kids being stupid or being entitled, or parents whining about the way their kids are treated. I don't know about your friends, but I rarely see this kind of behavior in my friends or their kids. I have to check out the latest viral videos on Facebook or Twitter to see that kind of thing.

25 actually

IF they really wanna do participation things, they should get a small ribbon, while the winning teams get trophies
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NihilistTurian posted...

Does the president get direct access to nukes or does he have to order someone else to do it? Out of curiosity.

Because it seems pretty stupid to leave a decision like that in the hands of one man.

IIRC, the president is the only one who has the codes to use the nukes
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My son is my son, and I will love him no matter what, if he wants to believe that, or believe in God or whatever, I won't fault him for that, I teach him to always stand up for what he believes in, just like my parents did.
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

All I know is that when I was a kid, when my team lost, we didn't get trophies, we did go out for ice cream, but that was a way to lick our wounds, we got scolded by our coach(my dad) when we fucked up, that is the way it should be

Kids need to be able to hear "You lost, you need to try harder next time"

Like I said in my previous post, the world doesn't give a flying fuck about your kids feelings, and the parents hate the fact that that is true, and those parents shouldn't have had kids.
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Out of all the countries on this planet, China is less likely to do anything involving a military than NK is.
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CE has HORRIBLE taste in music

60% of the band on that list are terrible.
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Every single country on this planet could team up against America, And America would still win in conventional warfare, and we would lose the least number of soldiers too.
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I'm just tired of seeing all this nonsense "my kid committed suicide because he/she was bullied" or "my kid didn't get a trophy, even though his/her team lost 27-0"
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bullying, self esteem, self respect, etc

If your kids is bullied, it is your fault, because you never taught your kid to fight back

If your kid has self esteem/self respect issues, it is your fault, because you never taught your kid that the world doesn't give a fuck about them or their feelings.
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Had it done for free, I like to be clean and less prone to infections.
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Due to my surgery, I had to miss 6 days of training, they said it is imperative that I miss no training, wonder If I'll be okay.
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lolfootball


watch an actual sport
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

I'm going to assume it is because I just had surgery to remove my gallbladder, and I've been on quite a bit of medications, as well as anesthesia.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I did the surgery. Does that make you feel better?

I'm in a great deal of pain currently
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SkittyOnWailord posted...

Did you survive?

No
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I'm home now
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If your Party has any effect on how you govern, you derserve to be shot

This party shit needs to go, everyone should be working towards one goal, to become the best country for your people

Should be a law that to hold public office, you must not have a net worth of over $100,000
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DigitalCamera posted...

What does the gallbladder do?

Couldn’t tell you
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