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RedZaraki posted...

An explicit explanation.

Let's draw numbers on the balls to track them, shall we?

Box 1, Gold 1 = #1
Box 1, Gold 2 = #2
Box 2, Gold = #3
Box 2, Silver = #4
Box 3, Silver 1 = #5
Box 3, Silver 2 = #6

You choose a box at random. This is 1/3 probability. You choose a ball at random. This is 1/2 probability (within that box).

Thus, you have a 1/6 probability of pulling any specific ball here.

HOWEVER. The rules state YOU PULLED A GOLD BALL. Yes? Guaranteed, you are holding either ball #1, #2, or #3 in your hand. AND they all had equal probability of occurring. Thus, 1 out of 3 odds each.

So the odds you are holding each ball right now is:

#1 = 1/3
#2 = 1/3
#3 = 1/3
#4 = 0 (we did not pull a silver ball)
#5 = 0 (we did not pull a silver ball)
#6 = 0 (we did not pull a silver ball)

Everyone follow so far?

Let's look at what happens in each of the three cases. GIVEN that you know you pulled a gold ball:

1/3 times you Pulled #1: Your next pull is guaranteed to be #2, also a gold ball. = 100% gold
1/3 times you Pulled #2: Your next pull is guaranteed to be #1, also a gold ball. = 100% gold
1/3 times you Pulled #3: Your next pull is guaranteed to be #4, a silver ball. = 0% gold

Let's add these up.

(1/3 * 100%) + (1/3 * 100%) + (1/3 * 0%) = (1/3 * 1.0) + (1/3 * 1.0) + (1/3 * 0.0) = 2/3

I am so confused.
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bump because boredom
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What'd I miss?
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pegusus123456 posted...

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Wait, how is that a punishment?

It's exploiting the fact that he talks without thinking and forces him to micromanage every single aspect of a country with more thought than he otherwise would.

Ah, I get it now. Thanks.
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Thompson posted...

I'd send Trump to an alternate version of the world he envisions it to be, and make him the ruler of that world, and have complete cotrol of the populace. No one does anything he doesn't order them to do... but neither do anything by their own volition.

Want a burger in your bed every morning? Oh, you wanted it on a plate and not just dropped into your bed? You should have specified that. Better also specify that it needs to be heated.

Oh, there's no electricity? Better go tell the people running the power plants to do something about that!

Oh, the power plants need some form of fuel, like coal? Go tell some people to deliver coal to it!

There's no cola to deliver? Why don't you tell the coal workers to mine coal... and tell them to use mining tools as well! Also don't forget to tell them to deposit the coal in the transports, and then tell the transports to leave. To the power plant, to be exact.

What was that? People are starting to die all over? Obviously you neglected to tell them to eat and drink. Don't forget to tell them stop eating and drinking or else they die from a busted gut! Also, order them how to not defecate in their clothes, and to get out of bed when they wake up, and to go to bed when tired, and to get healed up if injured. And tell the doctors what to do when an injured person comes to their reception. And tell the doctors to go to their place of work.

Yeah, Trump would be the man who makes all the decisions, quite literally.

Wait, how is that a punishment?
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This topic did not disappoint. :) Please, keep the ideas coming.
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Zikten posted...

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I just asked my dad this question: he said he'd make him a waiter for Spanish people.

did he really say "spanish people" cause that means white people usually. spanish people means people from spain in europe

I think so.
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Arthello posted...

Find a way to have him reincarnated so he can continue his work.

https://imgur.com/g293gPD
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Geiki Ganger posted...

I feel like Trump's entire presidency is a giant social experiment to see how far he can go over the line before his supporters finally stop supporting him.

*does a bunch of science research like in cartoons*

Oh my god... he's right!
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Laserion posted...

Satan isn't in charge of dishing out punishment in Hell. He's outside, commiting crimes. He will be one of the inmates eventually.

Meh, still a good topic.
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jumi posted...

It's serious. She regularly made videos talking about banging her dog(s) and also drinking her dog's urine because it's healthy and prevents cancer. Anyway she bought a newborn puppy for $3000 and fed it hot dogs. It choked to death on one. She also tried to force it's eye open before it opened naturally.

She's just... ugh. Trash.

What the flying fuck?!?!?!?!?!??!
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He Who Should Not Be President? Confessing?! Resigning?!

https://imgur.com/HfMTM3h

Just the thought of it is enough to overload my mind.
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Zikten posted...

DrizztLink posted...

Took me a while to figure out if you meant feeding a newborn puppy or feeding a newborn a puppy.

Sorry. I should have used a comma

She fed a puppy hot dogs

I can't tell if you're serious, because I'm afraid to click the video.
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I wish I never saw this topic.
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Oh: I just thought of another one: turn him into a woman, and have demons repeatedly grab him by the pussy.
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I just asked my dad this question: he said he'd make him a waiter for Spanish people.
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Screw it: here's my idea:

Give him an offer into heaven if he admits:

*being the worst president in history
*that he was involved with Russia
*everything he lied about

Every time he refuses, he gets hurt (probably shouldn't say how he's hurt). In the extremely unlikely, but still somehow possible event that he does admit it, he doesn't go to heaven. Instead, he has to listen to a recording of him admitting it over and over again.
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_Rinku_ posted...

Yes.

Their brain is likely still thinking "hurt the other person." My right to live and not be crippled isn't triumphed by theirs.

This. Besides self-defense, there's no excuse for violence. A handicap is no exception.
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I've some ideas myself, but before I post it, I'm curious to see if anyone comes up with the same idea.
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BloodyNate posted...

im tired of being miserable 70% of the time

Welcome to my world.
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The so-called President.
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*has no idea what my karma is*

*checks karma*

*edits post*

*saves changes*
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This makes me rage. >:[|
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AngryGrandpa posted...

frozenshock posted...

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-Unowninator- posted...

What did you do with him?

Sold him to my local Chinese Buffet.

Dude.

He's the mascot now. What'd you think they did to him?

Serve him as a meal. I'm starting to think this is a joke topic now, at least I sure hope it is.
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I haven't actually played any of the games, but I do thank you for the free stuff.
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What did you do with him?
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BWLurker posted...

KINDERFELD posted...

You really think there are that few who would be okay with putting minorities in concentration camps?

It's sad, but you're not wrong. Racism is alive, well, and emboldened by Trump in the United States of America

Another reason he should not be president.
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Hopefully someone, or else I'd think a lot of people would do this: https://imgur.com/k9z8XEt
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Bacon_Pancakes posted...

I once saw a porno about a superhero with telekinetic and psychic abilities with a strikingly similar title.

I feel like I heard that on this Robot Chicken season, except described as a "mind control rapist". I'd need a minute or few to find the episode.
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AlphaCuck posted...

What millennials don't know is that Family Guy is just a worse Simpsons.

Oh ho! Is funny because Family Guy make same joke.
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...

Made a typing error on phone, sue me

"Unfortunately for you, [this] man is very, very Jewish, and is suing you for everything you've got, including the falcon."
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Tappor posted...

Peter_Griffin33 posted...

You sir are shallow amd pedantic.

???

Peter kept saying that because he thought he was smart (except he said and instead of amd.)
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For some reason, I expected this quote:

Someday a white man's gonna be elected President again

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You and your big mouth Peter.
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Alphamon posted...

damn.

i could never imagine coming home to a dead pet.

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I don't see anyone from my schools anymore, well, unless you count my sister.
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I guess Iwata, but that's all I can think of.
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WaterLink posted...

I didnt see him start a new game. My roommates and another friend have their own profiles. They have their own BotW saves and I watch them do their thing at times. So I woke up and saw him playing it and I didnt think anything about it overwriting my save. But I looked at the time stamps when I tried to log in my profile, I had no idea what had transpired when I was watching him play. I didnt just sit there and go "yeah man write over my shit".

It's all good though. Just gotta start again and I have a much better feel for the game now at the start. Still gonna take serious time to get back to where I was at, but I can get there faster now probably. I'm still mad inside, mostly for all the hours spent gone, but I can't let it consume me over a damn game.

Well you're certainly handling it better than I would. Good for you. ^_^
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

WaterLink posted...

I mean he started a new game over my profile. When did they have 6 slots open? The only saves I can get access to are the ones from his game he started yesterday. He got past the tutorial and got to Kakariko and then we started playing Smash. I thought nothing of it when I was watching him play, then I decided to boot up my own game and, well, yeah it's gone.

If this all happened on your watch, then Im sorry to say that you have no one to blame but yourself

The game doesn't exactly tell you how the save system works; he likely didn't know that he'd lose his data.
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NeonOctopus posted...

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You mean he started a new game? And all 6 files are gone?

He probably did save over all 6. It autosaves every 15 minutes I think and if he did a manual save on top of 90 minutes of playing, gg

Ughhhh X_X That really sucks. Sorry for your loss TC.
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You mean he started a new game? And all 6 files are gone?
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Anteaterking posted...

I don't even get the joke here.

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TC, why do you use Qs instead of Gs?
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kingdrake2 posted...

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Does anyone know if this is fake or not?

i hope it's fake. i guess i'm guilty of killing fly's and maybe the occasional daddy long legs but i wouldn't go so far to harm another creature :(.

Everybody kills bugs; we're supposed to. But cute animals? That's just unforgivable (well unless it's for meat).
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Does anyone know if this is fake or not?
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DarkProto05 posted...

He didn't do anything illegal but he is a piece of shit for the way he behaved afterwards. In the first picture I just want to punch that girl in the face for saying he's a kind man with a good heart and this isn't like him at all.

This, except I'd be wearing a spiky glove.
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ModLogic posted...

should be law

It already is.
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I'll do it by shouting 1 word: INTERCOURSE!
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