Current Events > If you were Satan, how would you punish Trump when he's finally in hell?

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If I were Satan, why would I want to punish myself?
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Dash_Harber posted...

Edit: Unless you are saying that a third, unnamed antagonist shows up at the end, because I thought for sure that Satan was name-checked in Revelations.

I can't remember if Satan appears by name but regardless Apocalypse hasn't happened.
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I'd send Trump to an alternate version of the world he envisions it to be, and make him the ruler of that world, and have complete cotrol of the populace. No one does anything he doesn't order them to do... but neither do anything by their own volition.

Want a burger in your bed every morning? Oh, you wanted it on a plate and not just dropped into your bed? You should have specified that. Better also specify that it needs to be heated.

Oh, there's no electricity? Better go tell the people running the power plants to do something about that!

Oh, the power plants need some form of fuel, like coal? Go tell some people to deliver coal to it!

There's no cola to deliver? Why don't you tell the coal workers to mine coal... and tell them to use mining tools as well! Also don't forget to tell them to deposit the coal in the transports, and then tell the transports to leave. To the power plant, to be exact.

What was that? People are starting to die all over? Obviously you neglected to tell them to eat and drink. Don't forget to tell them stop eating and drinking or else they die from a busted gut! Also, order them how to not defecate in their clothes, and to get out of bed when they wake up, and to go to bed when tired, and to get healed up if injured. And tell the doctors what to do when an injured person comes to their reception. And tell the doctors to go to their place of work.

Yeah, Trump would be the man who makes all the decisions, quite literally.
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Same way I'll punish the anti-Trump crowd that are going to hell.
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the trump hate is getting worse i see.

Dash_Harber posted...

WaterLink posted...

pegusus123456 posted...

Bacon_Pancakes posted...

I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people

Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone?

He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him.

They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough

I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too.

So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God.

It's actually a bit more complex than that. Different Abrahamic religions all have different interpretations. Sometimes even different sects within those religions don't agree. Basically, the three interpretations are like this;
- Satan is a prisoner in hell. He was put there because of his pride.
- Satan is the king of hell, who rebelled against god and now has free reign over Hell (and sometimes Earth).
- Satan is simply an agent of God. He's just doing what he is supposed to.
What is important to remember, though, is that in the first two, Satan actually hates humanity for supplanting him in the eyes of God. In some versions, it's his refusal to bow down to humanity that's the breaking point. In the latter interpretation, he is God's employee and his job is to punish humans, and by all accounts, he is pretty good at his job.

Either way, I can't think of any interpretation where Satan actually likes wicked people. He just uses them to prove his point and try and spite God.

this about sums it up honestly. it can get more complicated and nuanced than this, but this is a decent enough summary.

Dash_Harber posted...

Also, IIRC, some groups don't even view Lucifer and Satan as the same being. I may be mis-remembering on that one, though.

this is one of those potential nuances. you are right, some folks hold them as two separate beings. or even still, Satan is a title or rank. and Lucifer is his name. Some even think Lucifer really isn't Satan given the meaning of the name. I'm not so sure about that one though, as I can't think of any way to reconcile that with any Christian doctrine. But I am okay within Christian doctrine calling Satan the rank title and Lucifer his actual name.

Tyranthraxus posted...

Dash_Harber posted...

Edit: Unless you are saying that a third, unnamed antagonist shows up at the end, because I thought for sure that Satan was name-checked in Revelations.

I can't remember if Satan appears by name but regardless Apocalypse hasn't happened.

Yeah, I checked; Revelations 20;

Then I saw an angel coming down from heaven, having the key to the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand. 2 He laid hold of the dragon, that serpent of old, who is the Devil and Satan, and bound him for a thousand years; 3 and he cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal on him, so that he should deceive the nations no more till the thousand years were finished. But after these things he must be released for a little while.

So yeah, he was. As for the Apocalypse, yeah, I'm arguing Devil's Advocate here (ha!) but I think the whole point of Revelations is that it is prophetic about things that are supposed to happen at the end of the world (at which point, the Bible will probably cease to be a book of prophecy). My point in bringing it up was simply that Satan plays a bigger part of the overall plot than Boba Fett.

I'd put him in charge of a section of Hell that all liberals in Hell alive during his time as president go to.

In addition Trump would have an almost constant thirst for water, and water would be made available to him. However, 33% of the time he drinks, along with water there will be these very fine, thin parasites that suddenly pierce his tongue, causing extreme, violent pain, and they burrow through his body, through every vein, every bone, causing utter debilitating pain. The only way to relieve it, slowly, is to cause emotional/psychological pain on those he oversees, but it won't fully stop until his next unlucky drink until he pushes someone under his rule to kill themselves (death won't last long in Hell though, of course). He cannot go too long without drinking water as the thirst will become so intense eventually he will feel like his insides are pulling themselves inside out, and soon after that it will feel like he cannot breathe, and going much longer than that, his insides will rupture and he'll slowly drown in his own blood.

After perhaps hundreds of years, he will be provided a small rusty shiv, and told if he kills himself with that, he'll be freed from this torturous role forced on him finally. Should he choose to do that, he will indeed be freed from it, but will then find himself in the body of one of the people he ruled over in Hell, back in the past when his rule began, and he will have to live out all those years under his own rule, live it out through its entirety as each and every one of those people he ruled over. After he has completed that, he will be interviewed to get a feel for how he may have changed as a person, since I support the idea of rehabilitation.
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This is some laughably sad liberal fantasy/circle jerking going on itt.

iClockwork posted...

This is some laughably sad liberal fantasy/circle jerking going on itt.

I took it more as a prompt to get creative.
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Kyurem-BIack posted...

you're really fighting the power guys

Haha. It's called Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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Obligatory "How am I suppose to be something that doesn't exit?" post.

*Tips fedora*
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This topic did not disappoint. :) Please, keep the ideas coming.
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Thompson posted...

I'd send Trump to an alternate version of the world he envisions it to be, and make him the ruler of that world, and have complete cotrol of the populace. No one does anything he doesn't order them to do... but neither do anything by their own volition.

Want a burger in your bed every morning? Oh, you wanted it on a plate and not just dropped into your bed? You should have specified that. Better also specify that it needs to be heated.

Oh, there's no electricity? Better go tell the people running the power plants to do something about that!

Oh, the power plants need some form of fuel, like coal? Go tell some people to deliver coal to it!

There's no cola to deliver? Why don't you tell the coal workers to mine coal... and tell them to use mining tools as well! Also don't forget to tell them to deposit the coal in the transports, and then tell the transports to leave. To the power plant, to be exact.

What was that? People are starting to die all over? Obviously you neglected to tell them to eat and drink. Don't forget to tell them stop eating and drinking or else they die from a busted gut! Also, order them how to not defecate in their clothes, and to get out of bed when they wake up, and to go to bed when tired, and to get healed up if injured. And tell the doctors what to do when an injured person comes to their reception. And tell the doctors to go to their place of work.

Yeah, Trump would be the man who makes all the decisions, quite literally.

Wait, how is that a punishment?
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-Unowninator- posted...

Wait, how is that a punishment?

It's exploiting the fact that he talks without thinking and forces him to micromanage every single aspect of a country with more thought than he otherwise would.
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pegusus123456 posted...

-Unowninator- posted...

Wait, how is that a punishment?

It's exploiting the fact that he talks without thinking and forces him to micromanage every single aspect of a country with more thought than he otherwise would.

Ah, I get it now. Thanks.
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bump because boredom
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"hey at least you aren't a fucking sjw. you should be in heaven."
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Trump is doing the true lord's work. Why the hell would he punished.

Hail Satan!
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Tyranthraxus posted...

Dash_Harber posted...

Yeah, that works.

Also, IIRC, some groups don't even view Lucifer and Satan as the same being. I may be mis-remembering on that one, though.

It becomes a matter of how literally you take the Bible.

Nowhere does it say Lucifer is Satan. Additionally, the serpent that tricked Eve was never given a name. It could have been an unrelated third person.

An important antagonist not given a name? Were the editors and proofreaders sleeping on the job when the writer made such a faux pas?
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