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TopicI love/hate that Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is being made.
HudGard
04/06/24 9:49:15 AM
#12
Man, the joke where he makes Ottos clothes white in the first movie flew over my head until well into adulthood

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TopicImagine turning around and seeing DIS in your room
HudGard
04/05/24 9:23:02 PM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ed98b825.jpg

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TopicWhat do you crave when you're sick?
HudGard
04/04/24 5:08:38 PM
#13
Hot Showers

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TopicWhat is the most over the speed limit you've gone?
HudGard
04/04/24 1:24:35 PM
#27
My friend and I pushed my Honda Civic to like 105 on a rural expressway. Speed Limit was probably 75.

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Topic13 cookies for 25 bucks
HudGard
04/03/24 4:17:37 PM
#6
I would say no but Ive bought cookies from Crumbl and those are running $48 for a dozen

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TopicJoined the vasectomy club today
HudGard
04/01/24 10:40:33 PM
#27
Eat_More_Beef posted...
Sweet. Been in that club for over a year.

I got the no needle, no scalpel one (they used lasers). It took fifteen minutes for the procedure. After that, it was bust a nut 30 times in 3 months.

What's your timeline, like?
Never heard of a laser treatment, interesting.

Doc said to just drop off a semen sample in 4 weeks.
Mistere_Man posted...
How painful was it, and now.
Ive heard it can vary between people.

For me there were a few very brief little jolts of pain. Enough to make me twist a little and suck air. It wasnt that the pain was intense, just that it was a flavor of pain Ive never felt before. The jolts were similar to when you take a minor knock in the balls but more of a tugging sensation? Really weird.

Afterwards I have no pain. Just the slightest hint of tenderness in that general area.

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TopicBest Death Scene Ever? (Possible spoilers)
HudGard
04/01/24 9:16:06 PM
#18
https://youtu.be/u61F_qvdid0?si=6Y_6fQQXEUvxBFXk

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TopicJoined the vasectomy club today
HudGard
04/01/24 8:50:10 PM
#10
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Doing anything special for your few remaining bits of live ammo?
Nothing beyond the usual. Its what they would want.

I briefly recalled what day it was too and was hoping the urologist wasnt going to try and prank me.

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TopicJoined the vasectomy club today
HudGard
04/01/24 7:56:30 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
It's reversible tho
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e41d08ee.jpg
Lvaneede posted...
Do you have any kids already?
Yeah, two.

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TopicJoined the vasectomy club today
HudGard
04/01/24 7:49:51 PM
#1
Its over boys. Factorys closed.

Just got to fire off any remaining rounds and then deed into a cup a few weeks from now.

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TopicSeduced this chick I met and now I gotta fight her boyfriend
HudGard
04/01/24 12:34:59 PM
#3
The best part was you knew what he said after hanging up.

Or did you actually mimic the click sound in your exchange?

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TopicIs frozen elsa an original CE creation or another thing stolen from reddit/4chan
HudGard
04/01/24 9:25:46 AM
#46
The intention was taking an existing frame from media, and then editing in a phone/pc monitor to suggest the character in the frame is reacting to the discussion/post. The humor came from a mixture of the original media being funny looking plus the added twist of redefining it in different context.

While AI generated art gives more freedom there, the humor gained from putting a twist on already established moments is lost.

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Topicclassic images
HudGard
03/31/24 5:47:18 PM
#17
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/404c775e.jpg

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TopicChildren's show 1979.
HudGard
03/31/24 5:42:29 PM
#12
My 5th grade teachers son ( a grade behind me) was on that show as one of the participants

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TopicWith this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed.
HudGard
03/30/24 8:24:48 PM
#5
Are there any games with like zero main story plot armor?

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TopicC/D: TotK should've been DLC
HudGard
03/30/24 7:20:18 PM
#26
Its kind of what Mario Galaxy 2 was. The concept was just too big and creative for a single game.

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TopicI miss NihonOctopus he is going to be away for a while
HudGard
03/30/24 6:28:26 PM
#133
Im wondering why I dont have a problem with his behavior. I think to me Neon represents the Id. The basal instinctual thoughts we all have, just spoken aloud. Its not polite, nor malevolent, just frank honesty.

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TopicReminder: Trump defrauded his own charities
HudGard
03/30/24 1:46:48 PM
#19
What bizarro world has this guy gunning for a repeat world leader term and not sitting in a prison cell

My mind just cant comprehend it

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TopicYoshi's Island>SMW and DKC
HudGard
03/30/24 1:28:18 PM
#4
Almost a perfect platformer. If I had to critique something it would be Marios crying when you get hit and Im not entirely on board with the star meter being a criteria for 100%ing a stage.

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TopicI miss NihonOctopus he is going to be away for a while
HudGard
03/30/24 12:44:38 PM
#59
Never thought about that but yeah, possible pitfall of using adblockers.

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TopicI give my women characters in video games big honkers and a big dumper
HudGard
03/29/24 7:15:11 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
In Dragon's Dogma 2 I made a 7'2 tall buff woman with big breasts and a dumper/thighs of UNREASONABLE THICCNESS.
Snu Snu Dogma

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TopicHow do I edit my dick
HudGard
03/29/24 6:30:16 PM
#20
Cold water

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TopicArnold Schwarzenegger shares photo after pacemaker surgery
HudGard
03/29/24 5:03:55 PM
#6
Even runs on a couple AAs, nice

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TopicI give my women characters in video games big honkers and a big dumper
HudGard
03/29/24 5:01:25 PM
#6
TC: 1
God: 0

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TopicDoes DiZ from Kingdom Hearts 2 count as Blackface?
HudGard
03/28/24 8:58:26 PM
#4
Just looks like his face got in a fight with Nomura character design and lost

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TopicEveryone close your eyes!
HudGard
03/26/24 4:54:16 PM
#3
Has she really found a way to surpass an ascended Saiyian?

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Topic"Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe this site's moderations
HudGard
03/26/24 4:49:52 PM
#30
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d369b5ce.jpg

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TopicParents discover human head in son's closet
HudGard
03/26/24 11:38:22 AM
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I can somewhat understand people that were heavily abused as kids going on to do shit but its these occasional random people that just seem to possess the special sauce innately to be monsters thats so freaky and bizarre.

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TopicSasha Baron Cohen trolling Arizonans with World's Largest Mosque
HudGard
03/26/24 10:27:40 AM
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I like how the one guy is like no no, correction, I am racist.

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TopicWhy did Tales ever kill the world map?
HudGard
03/26/24 10:22:29 AM
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kelemvor posted...
I'm playing Tales of Vesperia right now. One thing I've noticed 40 hours in after getting the obligatory "RPG airship" is that half the world is empty with no reason to explore it. There are islands all over the place with nothing but some monsters and maybe a search point. Probably 95% of the gameplay takes place in zones like dungeons/towns so it makes sense that Bandai/Namco went in that direction. Vesperia is the newest game in the series Ive played so I don't know when they made the change.
Yeah as much as I love Vesperia it has an entire sprawling continent with nothing in it. Kinda weird when compared to previous Tales games.

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TopicAmazon Prime is definitely worth it for 2day/prime video.
HudGard
03/25/24 3:01:45 PM
#7
highly depends

you can still get free shipping with, I believe, $35+ orders


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TopicI prefer closed worlds over open worlds in games
HudGard
03/25/24 1:40:07 AM
#24
I like open as long as its not follow quest marker and check a list. If its going to be open world I was to just get lost in it and find interesting things.

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TopicVideogamedunkey plays the 140 million dollar Will Smith game "Undawn"
HudGard
03/25/24 1:35:25 AM
#11
Thats what I hate about many games. When its constantly go talk to NPC #163 and youre just bouncing around to characters you dont care about saying things you arent interested in.

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TopicWhy are there two boobs?
HudGard
03/24/24 7:47:10 PM
#19
Like bag of sand

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TopicThe Game of Thrones magic system is pretty soft, right?
HudGard
03/24/24 7:35:31 PM
#19
The adherents to god of light or whatever seems to demonstrate the most magic in the books. Such as Melisandres feats or how the eyepatch guy and Catelyn Stark get resurrected.

To me its unclear if the faceless men are explained by magic or if its pure skill/technique. But its been a while since I read them.

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TopicLet's face it, there's some cosmic horror out there devouring planets.
HudGard
03/24/24 12:25:09 PM
#21
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remina

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TopicWhat do you guys usually do with your old cell phones?
HudGard
03/24/24 12:20:17 PM
#41
ai123 posted...
I put them in a drawer and tell myself that one day I will get around to selling/recycling them.


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Topic"Just draw the ABCs with your tongue"
HudGard
03/23/24 10:23:39 PM
#44
What font

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TopicRumor: Resident Evil 9 may be open world
HudGard
03/23/24 7:43:26 PM
#36
When I think RE I think the opposite of open

Locked doors, cramped spaces, labyrinthine halls

Its like going Luigis Mansion 4 will be open world

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TopicI use chocolate milk instead of white milk for my cereal.
HudGard
03/23/24 5:59:23 PM
#9
Sometimes I add icecream to the milk

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TopicStarted replaying Sim City ('89)
HudGard
03/23/24 5:25:28 PM
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Actually yeah Im playing the SNES version.

The mouse would be nice but is the PC version even playable? I feel like it would be like many of those old PC games: hard to get to work.

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TopicFavorite Mad TV skits?
HudGard
03/23/24 5:04:17 PM
#25
KFHEWUI posted...
Hi, I'm Kenny Rogers... This is Jackass!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY9Sxg8L8SM
Imma go with these

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TopicStarted replaying Sim City ('89)
HudGard
03/23/24 3:41:28 PM
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I like the warm nostalgic simplicity of it.

Went with an island map. My city is crap but I dont care, just having fun. I remember figuring out as a kid that you could just do all rails and forget roads. Or the efficient donut shaped urban planning to zones.

I went nuclear but recalled meltdowns can happen so I kept it isolated.

The Police keep whining about no funding bwahaha. Fuck em.

My only other problem is high property values but apparently thats generally a good problem to have Ive read.

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TopicGhostbusters: Frozen Empire...? i thought this was a JOKE
HudGard
03/22/24 8:11:25 PM
#21
FortuneCookie posted...
The Princess Divorcee
Divawce

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