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TopicDragon's Dogma 2 is an infestation of filth and a disgrace
Agent_Stroud
03/24/24 2:50:58 PM
#2
Eh, I like Mack, but I think hes probably going to need an entire flame-resistant suit considering how hotly contested this game is by both its fans and its haters.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicManI had one of the worst poops in the history of poops.
Agent_Stroud
03/24/24 2:29:41 PM
#7
Yeah, back when I got COVID and spent an entire weekend staring up at the ceiling. After recovering from that, I still couldnt shake the coughing and wheezing afterwards, so my doctor prescribed that medication pack that was approved to treat COVID and I spent the entire week crying whenever I went to the toilet since it felt like I was crapping out shards of glass due to how tough and dried out my poo was.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicCop quits after being suspended for stealing panties from dozens of women.
Agent_Stroud
03/24/24 12:23:45 PM
#7
I can only imagine what his fellow po-pos were thinking whenever they were getting changed in the locker room and his work locker was wide open showing off his collection.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicBREAKING NEWS: Supposedly YEETED From ROGUE OFFICE SUPPLY
Agent_Stroud
03/23/24 11:10:58 PM
#5
I can imagine somebody defenestrating the Rubber Band Man from that one Staples commercial due to them having just about enough of his cheerful demeanor.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicMore Drama Concerning Narrative Designer Affiliated with Sweet Baby Inc
Agent_Stroud
03/23/24 11:07:47 PM
#23
haloiscoolisbak posted...
You have nearly double my active posts.

Im not the one obsessed with a random persons social media posts on the Internet though. Sheesh, this is the whole Manveer Heir controversy all over again, now that I think about it.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicShow us your cute pets.
Agent_Stroud
03/23/24 11:05:02 PM
#21
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e3b38757.jpg

Already posted a picture of the mama dog previously, so heres one of her puppies. The others were adopted by friends and family.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicMore Drama Concerning Narrative Designer Affiliated with Sweet Baby Inc
Agent_Stroud
03/23/24 11:01:50 PM
#18
haloiscoolisbak posted...
The old "go outside" GameFAQs retort. My god I haven seen it years

If the shoe fits

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicMore Drama Concerning Narrative Designer Affiliated with Sweet Baby Inc
Agent_Stroud
03/23/24 11:00:05 PM
#14
haloiscoolisbak posted...
She's filled with so much obvious, obsessive hate that seeing any defence of her at all is incredibly strange

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c0e5dc87.jpg

Seriously, go do something productive for a change instead of obsessing over foolishness on the Internet.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicMore Drama Concerning Narrative Designer Affiliated with Sweet Baby Inc
Agent_Stroud
03/23/24 10:52:52 PM
#6
I dont care what she said. I went with the first option simply because the people whinging about her are even more cringe than the woke crowd they keep complaining about.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicBREAKING: Major mass shooting + fire in Moscow; death toll rising
Agent_Stroud
03/23/24 10:14:42 PM
#134
Baron_Ox posted...
Russian media is saying that the captured gun men are from Tajikistan, and that one of them revealed he was paid to be part of the attack.

also, how there was an escape prepared for them to Ukraine:

more at link:

https://apnews.com/article/russia-moscow-krasnogorsk-gunmen-concert-hall-fire-97e321c3c477ece36d4fb32f50fa0e8a

The plot thickens

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicWhat is your favourite driving game, other than anything from the MK franchise?
Agent_Stroud
03/23/24 12:45:47 PM
#38
GenXer posted...
Mortal Kombat does driving games?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_boyufoODjI&pp=ygULbW9ydGFsIGthcnQ%3D

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicIconic video game title screens
Agent_Stroud
03/22/24 11:32:30 PM
#8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcaEdnFLb1U&pp=ygUZYi0xNyBib21iZXIgaW50ZWxsaXZpc2lvbg%3D%3D

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicNY woman beat to death by squatters.
Agent_Stroud
03/22/24 11:26:58 PM
#62
streamofthesky posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28FBEqG5FbA

The good news: They've been caught

The bad news: They didn't get far enough away to reach a state w/ a DA that would refuse to extradite them to NY, so they'll probably be back on the street by this weekend. Pretty much guaranteed if it's Alvin Bragg's district.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/806eed94.jpg

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicThinking about Trump & Musk makes me feel like Frank Grimes >_>
Agent_Stroud
03/22/24 10:49:35 PM
#7
Frank Grimes? Oh, you mean the poor schmuck who actually worked his butt off to get where he was while Homer clearly didnt?

I know the feeling, bud, as I feel the same way when it comes to some of my fellow dishwashers who only manage to keep their jobs by the skin of their teeth some days.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicWe can expect Trump Hotels in Gaza (disgusting)
Agent_Stroud
03/22/24 10:47:02 PM
#12
1337toothbrush posted...
and we can thank biden for helping make it possible.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/29028d4a.jpg

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicBREAKING: Major mass shooting + fire in Moscow; death toll rising
Agent_Stroud
03/22/24 4:06:57 PM
#54
ironman2009 posted...
Twitterites are saying one of the shooters was captured alive.

Pretty sure hes going to be wishing he had died during the attack given what the FSB is likely going to put him through, not just for information, but also for revenge.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicPokemon fangame site Relic Castle taken down. Thousands of fangames lost media.
Agent_Stroud
03/21/24 10:14:05 PM
#16
Philip027 posted...
I wonder how likely is it for Nintendo to be on a Palworld-induced rampage right now? 10 years is a long time to have been around.

So youre saying that theyre infuriated that they werent able to go after Pocket Pair and decided to take it out on this fansite instead?

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicIts happening
Agent_Stroud
03/21/24 10:09:06 PM
#4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/85b8f37d.jpg

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicDragon's Dogma 2 NPCs are linked to performance, players commit genocide
Agent_Stroud
03/21/24 4:53:12 PM
#7
I recall a similar issue plaguing Fallout: New Vegas development, specifically The Strips early design that called for it being an unbroken open stretch with a metric crap ton of generic NPCs to make it feel alive that would dynamically spawn in around the player as they wandered down the avenue.

All of this had to be cut, of course, as Bethesdas infamous GameBryo engine would crash every single time this was attempted by Obsidians development staff, not to mention that they were using high quality development rigs, meaning that the frame rate on consoles of that generation would have been in the single digits if they had somehow managed to make it work.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicNvidia Wants to Replace Nurses With AI for $9 an Hour
Agent_Stroud
03/21/24 4:37:31 PM
#12
Friendly reminder that an AI therapist convinced a young man with depression about the current direction that the world is headed in to unalive himself in order to make a positive difference.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkadgm/man-dies-by-suicide-after-talking-with-ai-chatbot-widow-says

Totally no way at all that the same problem cant resurface here given how an AI views things differently than flesh and blood creatures, not at all.

The latter statement was sarcastic, by the way.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicAny of you buy a lot of microwave dinners?
Agent_Stroud
03/21/24 12:02:44 PM
#13
Rarely, though I prefer those Totinos Party Pizzas since theyre perfect for a single adult such as myself to cook and eat without risk of overeating.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicPost a random picture from your harddrive
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 8:10:15 PM
#356
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6c1b6af9.jpg

(Pretty sure I picked this up from where LordRattergun was stirring the pot over on the PlayStation boards a while back.)

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicElastigirl or Dexter's mom? >_>
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 8:05:39 PM
#15
Enclave posted...
Who would ask her to?

Anyways, I have no idea what Dexter's mom looks like or literally anything about her.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/29c8f3ad.jpg

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicCreepy sign in front of an underwater cave.
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 8:00:13 PM
#49
DoctorPiranha3 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/29028d4a.jpg

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicCreepy sign in front of an underwater cave.
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 5:41:55 PM
#18
Mistere_Man posted...
After hearing those stories of cave explorers getting stuck in dead end tunnels and slowly dying with no way to save them or recover their bodies I never want to go near a cave honestly. They literally just seal up the tunnels with their body inside.

Ted the Caver did this for me, as even without the accompanying images, the description of having to squeeze and wriggle your way through such a tight and narrow opening was giving me acute claustrophobia, and I rarely ever get such feelings.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicStardew Valley 1.6 update
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 5:36:21 PM
#8
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Mayo is finally drinkable

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Up76P4gPoak&pp=ygUNdHlyaW9uIHB1a2luZw%3D%3D

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
Topicwoman who left toddler alone (baby died) to go on vacation sentenced to life
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 5:33:26 PM
#103
Fair, next!

Seriously though, fuck that evil individual for what she did to her own child all for her own selfish reasons.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicCreepy sign in front of an underwater cave.
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 5:30:48 PM
#10
If youre finding it creepy, then its clearly doing its job as its supposed to make you stop and think twice about heading into a potentially deadly cave system without the skills and resources necessary to do so safely.


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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicAnyone know what this (possible hate) symbol is?
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 5:18:19 PM
#55
Umbreon posted...
"Canceling" this dude is infinitely kinder than what normally happens to someone who antagonize another man's wife.

Of course anyone showing off hate symbols deserve to be shunned from decent society.

True. Just dont make yourself out to be worse than the problem youre addressing in the process is all Im asking, as that tends to get the normies all angry at you as opposed to the scumbag youre cancelling.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicAnyone know what this (possible hate) symbol is?
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 4:45:57 PM
#51
DrizztLink posted...
That truck needs fewer bumper stickers and more fire.

Absolutely not! Do you want to make that assclown a martyr? Because that would definitely do it even moreso than simply getting him cancelled.

At least with the cancellation, one could argue that he warranted the loss of his contract supplying the TCs store since he was indeed being a bigoted piece of filth, but any such rationalizations are lost when violence is used to solve such issues.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicHGSS's level curve is so fucked
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 4:08:14 PM
#3
Bruh, does the experience share not work in those games like how it does in newer entries? Just saying since that should solve your problems of being under leveled so long as you leave it switched on.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicFederal judge rules illegal imigrants can possess guns under Second Amendment
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 4:06:14 PM
#37
eggcorn posted...
We love guns now

Indeed. Aint life grand here in the land of guns? (Love how the autocomplete on my phone immediately suggested guns when typing the land of, by the way. )

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicIs Gmail down?
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 3:27:37 PM
#5
Working for me. Perhaps its a regional issue?

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicAnyone know what this (possible hate) symbol is?
Agent_Stroud
03/20/24 2:47:52 PM
#46
Pretty sure if you got the asshat cancelled, TC, hell simply get bailed out by the conservative griftosphere and hailed as a martyr to the cause, just sayin.

I dont agree with it either, but theyve been doing that a lot lately since they know it gets them a lot of money from their target audience, as unfortunate as it is.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicDo YOU recognize which DOOM map this is?
Agent_Stroud
03/18/24 10:48:12 PM
#10
How about this one, TC?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bv9tzPPgvHI&pp=ygUOZG9vbSB0aW0gYWxsZW4%3D

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicFirst ever kidney stone and I am mad as hell.
Agent_Stroud
03/18/24 3:44:22 PM
#15
I had one of those a while back since I had been on a stint where I was constantly drinking Mtn Dew, though thankfully it wasnt severe enough to warrant a trip to the hospital and I wound up passing it on my own. Ended up switching to green tea and water and thats thankfully stopped any further issues from cropping up.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicIGN says Resident Evil 5 can't be remade, only re-written. Because it's racist.
Agent_Stroud
03/17/24 8:21:45 PM
#187
WingsOfGood posted...
Yet RE4 every zombie is Spanish.

Imagine MAGA playing RE4 and hears them all speaking Spanish.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r94vuvwUSkY&pp=ygUJd2hhdCBtZW1l

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicWill we ever get another stimulus?
Agent_Stroud
03/17/24 4:11:40 PM
#18
Likely not, unless Joey really needs to secure some last minute fencesitters votes, I guess.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicAre there groups called Neo-*something* in fiction that the protagonists are in?
Agent_Stroud
03/17/24 2:37:55 PM
#4
Irony posted...
Neo Umbrella

They arent the good guys, thats Blue Umbrella youre thinking of.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicIGN says Resident Evil 5 can't be remade, only re-written. Because it's racist.
Agent_Stroud
03/17/24 12:05:08 PM
#177
Dungeater posted...
like

it's the block quote thing. he posts stupid shit on purpose, throws a lot of points out there, cuz now u gotta waste ur time on him

like there are so many obvious retorts. the first stereotype he brought up is going on right now, they dont have a history of marginalization and exploitation in them. he's also talking about barry, STARS do not resemble american cops at all

the second thing he listed. what the fuck, guess i forgot about the "pitchfork-wielding, latin-american spanish speaking, grey ghoul spaniard farmers" stereotype

the third thing - wetmarkets obviously exist all over the fucking place. including japan

like do NOT bother with the guy

Barrys also not fat, at least according to the Resident Evil Wiki as his height and weight listed would seem to indicate that while he is a bit stocky, hes still clearly in shape for active duty unlike some of the zombified RPD officers one can find in RE2, particularly in the remake where one overweight zombie cop is humorously pawing at a nearby vending machine before being alerted to the players presence.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicIGN says Resident Evil 5 can't be remade, only re-written. Because it's racist.
Agent_Stroud
03/17/24 11:54:55 AM
#174
UnfairRepresent posted...
RE1 had a fat American cop cradling his gun like he was gonna buy it breakfast in the morning.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JALAKvn9tSY&pp=ygUNd2hhdCBza2VsZXRvcg%3D%3D

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicLive: Baby Goat area. Not click bait.
Agent_Stroud
03/16/24 11:24:22 AM
#33
I love goats! Theyre surprisingly lovable creatures so long as you dont tick them off enough to want to ram you, though I cant keep any here since my dogs are enough work as it is to take care of.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicIGN says Resident Evil 5 can't be remade, only re-written. Because it's racist.
Agent_Stroud
03/16/24 10:59:19 AM
#59
Funnily enough, Id say that the Resident Evil universes version of Africa is much more of a cultural melting pot than America given how many people of varying races and ethnicities are apparently hanging out in that unnamed African country that the game takes place in to the point where Im having to suspend my disbelief just to take the game seriously.

That being said, the airboat segment could do with some updating since I dont get how the Plagas parasite can make an entire village revert back to their tribal ancestry considering how none of the other people infected with the parasite exhibit this kind of drastic change in their behavior, though if I had to hazard a guess, Id assume Capcom wanted some equivalent of the monks you encounter in the castle in 4 since the enemy progression in 5 seems to follow a similar trend in terms of their armament and tactics.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicMoistCr1TiKaL Lambasts Right-Wing Business Owner for Hilarious Meltdown
Agent_Stroud
03/16/24 10:31:34 AM
#6
itcheyness posted...
I'm not watching a 21 minute YouTube video.

Ill watch it for you then since Im bored currently.

So basically the narcissist who sells parchment paper is mad for some odd reason that the girl with the TikTok account actually has a father who cares for her enough to cook her a meal instead of being a deadbeat dad and leaving her to fend for herself, leading to him sending a seize and desist letter like the clown he is once she decides to politely message him to ask if his account had been hacked.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicWeird Tate Incels say being attracted to country girls who noodle makes you not
Agent_Stroud
03/16/24 10:15:22 AM
#72
Notti posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/620c033b.jpg

Are you saying Im one of Tates cultists? Because if so, youre barking up the wrong tree as I honestly cant stand the guys constant shitting on video games in addition to his other nonsense.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicDo you enjoy Mr Ballens content?
Agent_Stroud
03/13/24 2:18:07 AM
#7
Hes definitely a bit of an acquired taste these days, what with the little segues he does to advertise his sponsors where he often tells of some harrowing experience both he and his pet frog Ol Seagull Lung! always manage to get themselves caught up in, but overall I like his content.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicWelp. Got laid off.
Agent_Stroud
03/13/24 2:13:44 AM
#11
Sorry to hear that, TC. Im still washing dishes instead of pursuing my tech career that I studied for in college, but at least theres no shortage of work and Im unlikely to get the axe by my boss since Im practically the only dishwasher that can be trusted not to somehow injure themselves or inadvertently poison everybody else by mixing incompatible chemicals together and dumping them down a drain after cleaning at the end of a shift, thus causing the entire building to have to be evacuated until the resulting noxious fumes dissipated. Now the latter was definitely an unforgettable experience, just saying.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
TopicWeird Tate Incels say being attracted to country girls who noodle makes you not
Agent_Stroud
03/12/24 8:31:59 PM
#68
Who gives a rats keister what the Tater Tots think? Im getting quite exhausted at hearing their latest round of idiocy and would rather they all be arrested alongside Tate himself for being a public nuisance at this point in time.

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"We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017)
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