Lurker > BewmHedshot

#4 and #5 didn't understand the assignment

The obvious problem with 'tradwives' is that conservative men don't actually want feminine nurturing domestic partners, they want cooks and maids.

"Leaner Operation" is code for "holy fuck I'm going to jail if I don't pay my lawyers"

Trump's stuck pouting in a court room, happy Friday!

HylianFox posted...

What gets me about these crazy-high supplements is that your body expels most of it anyway

It's called "daily value" for a reason, your body can only absorb so much. The rest is either pissed away or is actively harmful.

A lot of the time they include much more than the recommended amount because the vitamin is not in its most bio-available form and so you're only going to absorb a portion of it even if you're completely deficient in it.

LonelyStoner posted...

Thems be temperamental

Also yeah, fuck terfs. No idea who wrote the books but theyre great.

The internet told me it was Hatsune Miku.

https://twitter.com/kidzwithbugz/status/1269994325921992713

house checking in to say fuck terfs

LonelyStoner posted...

your patronus. Mines a wolf :3

I got a Chow Dog ^_^

Oh yeah, Hitler, famously that guy who united Europe.

Putin should lay off the vodka.

Mussurana posted...

No, drywall was a fnumbers (Scotty) gimmick.

Ahhh that's right, I get all the joke posters confused. I loved fbunchanumbers though, guy was nice.

$28 a month for this... I don't think it's a bad product but it's probably overpriced.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3824d932.jpg

Kradek posted...

Yes, and there's debate over the former user INTERWEBUSER being Curnow.

INTERWEBUSER was the one with the drywall business, right? I don't think Curnow was lame enough to make up a fake drywall business.

GranTurismo posted...

450 is still, kinda, eh.......yeah it has a good name. but is just a regular quartz watch with no sapphire. But hey, you're happy with it right?

Yeah I got it for the design, aside from the tiny little Swatch logo it looks just like a Speedmaster. Even a beat to crap used Speedmaster Automatic costs 3-4 times as much and the dial proportions aren't as nice.

Halsin's also like, aggressively horny unlike the other companions who at least respect you when you turn them down.

OP you can also fuck the squid if you get completely tired of being celibate.

GranTurismo posted...

you got yours from a swatch store? i have none, by me.

Nope I think I paid about $450 on eBay. The strawberry limited edition ones seem to be even more expensive today but the regular Moon version goes for barely over retail now.

bfslick50 posted...

OK, so it's a matter of perspective.

If you're the one boarding the plane, there's a 50% chance of dying.

If your friend texted you they were boarding the plane, and later in the you heard the plane crashed without knowing which flight crashed and how many flights there were and how full your friend's plane was, then it's an 80.33% chance your friend is dead because the friend is most likely to be on the most full flight which is the one that crashed.

Yeah, something like this.

GranTurismo posted...

supposedly those were in very short supply, very

Artificially; it's just that you can't buy them online and Swatch only has like 15 retail stores. If you go to a store they'll likely have every model available, or on a short waitlist.

GranTurismo posted...

You did seriously get the moonswatch?

Yeah. It's got cute lil strawberrys on the stopwatch second hand.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/56cd06db.jpg

I've wanted a Speedmaster Moonwatch for a few years now.

Settled for this at ~1/10th the price. Just need to get a non-velcro strap for it and I'll be happy enough.

https://www.swatch.com/en-us/bioceramic-moonswatch/mission-to-the-moon.html

bfslick50 posted...

If it's a true random event then the plane crashing before you have a chance to get on it should also be a possibility.

You're always one of the people who flew on the plane.

whitelytning posted...

Can someone just state the question clearly lol. Very confused on what is actually being asked.

The plane flies until it crashes, which it has a 50% chance to do each time. Post-crash, what are the odds you're dead given you were one of the passengers.

It is trivially easy to solve for any specific number of flights, but if that is unspecified the answer is 80.33%.

EPR-radar posted...

You take one trip on the plane, and there are 1000 other people on it. Your chance of death is 50%.

You take a second trip on the same plane, having survived the first trip, and this time there are 1,000,000 other people on that plane. Your chance of dying in that second trip is still 50%.

It really is that simple.

If the plane crashes on the second trip, and you flew on the plane in either trip 1 or trip 2, what is your chance of being dead?

EPR-radar posted...

That's another way to see that calculation can't be correct. Anyone repeatedly riding that plane dies with probability one.

Nobody's repeatedly riding the plane.

You're missing the fact that once it crashes it can't fly again, and you are always one of the population who were on the plane at some point.

masterbarf posted...

The way you worded it, it is 50%.

I'll answer it based on how I think it was meant to be.

In 1/2 of scenarios, 1/1 passengers die. That's you. You're already dead half the time.

In 1/4 of scenarios, 2/3 passengers die. (First passenger makes it, the next two die).

in 1/8 of scenarios, 4/7 passengers die.

In 1/16 of scenarios, 8/15 passengers die.

I think you get it.

So to calculate the odds of you dying, you add (1/2) + (1/4 * 2/3) + (1/8 * 4/7) + (1/16 * 8/15) + ...

or

1/2 + 1/6 + 1/14 + 1/30 + 1/62 + 1/126 + 1/254 + 1/510 + ...

The numbers will continue to get smaller, but you are fucked.

This infinite sum converges to about .8033. So you're only mostly fucked.

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=sum+%281%2F2%5En%29+*+%28%282%5E%28n-1%29%29%2F%28%282%5E%28n%29%29-1%29%29

bnui_ransder posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0d3c4ce2.jpg

the duality of mankind

mirrored hands don't line up at all tho, ai pls

CableZL posted...

https://twitter.com/sfoguj/status/1788695897414443426?s=46

I actually forgot hes still in prison

Spoiled douchebag finds out going to prison is inconvenient, lol.

CableZL posted...

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1788578935954907553

Trump's lawyers find a way to get dunked on in damn near every case.

Good lord this lady is possibly even worse than Drumpf's main counsel.

AceMos posted...

you could bring on all the smartest people in the world give them infinite funds

and they still could not make this work

as its not how the human brain actually works

Even with our crappy 2020s tech we can control videogames with our brains, and this is just an EEG. Direct interfaces could be much more powerful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBYY3D1gkQ0

Don't let Musk being a giant moron sour you on cool stuff.

Charged151 posted...

Have you seen the ads Fandom is pushing? They approve of hornyposting in ads already.

So you can hornypost, you just have to pay for it? Isn't that basically OnlyFans?

The universal second law of negotiation is the first person to state a number loses.

I'm not sure I could handle dating a celebrity, even for the princely sum of $5.

ForsakenHermit posted...

WTF was wrong with his shins? Besides having to support all that girth?

I'm not saying this to be funny but he probably couldn't wash them.

RIP

Tyranthraxus posted...

Great game. Better than FFT.

Exactly the opposite of my opinion.

Who deducts points for guac? It's the most delicious dip out there.

In my experience, if your phone rings before 9 am or after 10 pm it's always bad news.

I don't eat bread so going to Panera is a tough sell.

TheHoldSteady posted...

We have the vast infinity of knowledge available in our pockets but once life is gone, you can never get it back

Twisted evil sorcerers at Yale are working on that

https://www.wired.com/story/the-pigs-died-then-scientists-revived-their-cells/

Final Fantasy Tactics

Indianastan is voting today, and the results don't look good for Trump...

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/05/07/us/elections/results-indiana-primary.html

President
Republican Primary
Latest results from just now
73% OF VOTES IN

Donald J. Trump
390,391
78.2%

Nikki Haley
108,812
21.8%

I mean she's definitely not ugly. Wouldn't be my first choice of women on the Earth though, not that it matters.

Tyranthraxus posted...

She's might be kicked off the bench entirely.

Is that a thing? I thought she had to be removed by Congress, which is not ever happening.

Only truly idiotic people vote for Trump anyway. He's limited to ~27% of the population.

Rika_Furude posted...

I fully intend to be the last person to ever post on this board

I'll see you there

Irony posted...

Why would I want to live 100+ years

I haven't done it but I imagine dying sucks.

I believe "both sides" are too easy on criticizing Donald Trump.

I don't break the rules so...

Jabodie posted...

I appreciate the well wishes. Unfortunately, I had a little weekend trip planned this week where I was going to propose to my girlfriend. 5/10 is the 5 year anniversary of our first date. It's a bummer.

Propose via text message, she'll love it. /s

The one time I got COVID was during a family Christmas celebration. Worst. Christmas. Ever.

I don't mind items being destroyed by game mechanics, but a metal sword just wearing out is stupid.

I could've gone a thousand lifetimes without being exposed to this idiocy, but thanks to you I didn't.

Hospy posted...

The program itself isn't sustainable. Nobody was taking money away from social security, it's just that the demographics and math from when the program was set up close to a century ago don't work today.

Way to buy into Republican propaganda.

Knicks Wolves would be a wild series. Could see some games won with <80 points.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

The boxes of classified shit are no longer in the exact same order they were when seized, because people have looked through them.

Trump's defense is likely to include claims that they were ordered chronologically from when Trump originally received them, and White House staff just shipped all the crap to him without looking through it for classified info, and thus he didn't "willfully retain" it. Since the ordering is destroyed now this defense is even less likely to work than it used to be.