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Ronaldo: the game

Did Durant forget to log into his burner account lmao

Smashingpmkns posted...

Here's a dating pro-tip: dont put that you have a small penis in your dating profile

How do you propose you go about it? Give her a warning? Let her see it without mentioning it? My friend wants to know.

Are you familiar with the DENNIS system

Amazing how they found this guy so quick but couldn't figure out how cocaine got in the white house.

So because a guy didn't luck out in the penis department he's not allowed to date? Odd take.

Not sure about his wife, though.

My understanding is that his daughter requested nothing.

The Phillies Karen hasn't been identified yet. He might get lucky. But hipefully they catch him.

Tr > rc > sg

We had a girl put this up in her cubicle once. They told her to take it down because it was "bad for morale." We were all like "morale cant get any lower round here." Job was a total shit show and joke.

Its 1996 all over again. Except its rfk instead of lieberman.

Nudertaker.

I don't get it. Her name is Mileena.

White girl goes missing: bring out the choppas scent dogs swat detectives and ask the community for volunteers

Minority goes missing: we are investigating

I come from a long line of military members. They were all in before 9/11 happened.

What

Lebrock.

Hexenherz posted...

fast food in general is getting expensive
In 'n' Out is the only affordable one these days
which I don't mind since it's also the best.

Dont give them any ideas

Why were we there

Imagine if he had no social media. He'd still be a free man. But not for long. Because Iran.

Beans and rice for me. Pb and j on alternating nights.

MLBloomy posted...

There was a scramble in the stands after Harrison Bader hit a home run last night in Miami. Guy came up with the ball and gave it to his son. A woman who didn't went up to him and berated him (the dad) over it until he took it out of his son's glove and gave it to her. The Marlins gave the kid a goodie bag of souvenirs and Bader gave the kid a signed bat outside the Phillies clubhouse after the game.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/1/ar-AA1LZkzv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiCnrPleU3k

You never had possession of the ball ya dumb entitled bitch... had he taken it out of your hands that'd be a different story.

OniLink5000 posted...

it's very strange for someone to brag about his pay, yet he is out of food stamps.

Ngl former cashier here. Seen a dude in a 3 piece suit blinged out nice car and everything on food stamps. Probably was gaming the system but what do I care lmao

Lolions same old lions. These are the lions i remember growing up.

Im almost as confused watching this as when I heard Mr. T's daughter, who is a stand up comedian, say that she saw Hulk Hogan doing cocaine.

What

Solar_Crimson posted...

Europe will never be able to trust America again.

Not when the voting public absolutely will be stupid enough to put a Republican President back in office again in 4-8 years.

Pretty sure they already didn't trust us. When they caught us spying on Italy a while back.

havean776 posted...

People talking about how they will celebrate when something wonderful happens in the future, what's wrong with that?

Can we be a little specific. Wtf lol

What even is going on here

At first I was gonna say trump so dumb he doesn't realize getting into heaven is free. Then I realized he's actually smart cause his people will pay it.

Ruvan22 posted...

Backstreet's back!!!

Alright?!

Accolon posted...

Welcome back

Thanks!

viewmaster_pi posted...

and i'm one of them so watch you're back

I'm back?

But as a shoulder bag now.

I try to stay off kickstarter. Kind of predatory with their "this won't ever be available ever again!" tactics. Having said that I've backed 2 games recently. -_-

What are symptoms of gall bladder issues

If ps5 id a flop Xbox is dead. Coming from a guy who puts Xbox first.

Is that you, hillbilly jim?

MysteryMan923 posted...

I prefer that to the no money down line.

No, money down!

viewmaster_pi posted...

people who say "elts" instead of else are my current source of insanity

How do you feel about people who say pacific instead of specific.

Vase
Vahz

How can he be dead if he's making an announcement. What even..

2001mark posted...

Belichick didn't win tonight.

Oh, he'll be winning later tonight.
with his hot young girlfriend

Donate mine to an animal charity.

OniLink5000 posted...

the dude is a gang member. I don't think it's reasonable to expect him to be a paragon of morals and understanding.

This was kind of my thought at first. Rapper, what'd ya expect, right? But he's done a lot of good work on the community throughout the years. Not sure what to think here.

Vegan orange chicken white rice and beans.

If somethings going on theyll have to come out with it eventually. But we (not me) as a country really need to learn from this and not put the elderly in this position to begin with.

He was golfing yesterday lol what

Mark Kerr is one of the pioneers of ufc / mma. He was never a champion from what i remember. But he won a few tournament championships. Ncaa champ. Adcc champ. Very promising start. But then he went on an incredible losing streak. Unfortunately got addicted to narcotics and went down a bad road. I think he's doing much better these days.