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nocturnal_traveler
09/02/25 3:01:42 PM
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Well replace kinda with repeatedly. And replace dog with son.

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ellis123
09/02/25 3:04:14 PM
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I made sure to take big steps.

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MysteryMan923
09/02/25 3:04:16 PM
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I prefer that to the no money down line.

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Freddie_Mercury
09/02/25 3:12:40 PM
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This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.

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The_Popo
09/02/25 3:15:12 PM
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By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey. Better cut down there, Smokey!

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SwayM
09/03/25 10:29:21 AM
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"Being a highly laid attorney my fee is $175 and hour."
"We pay $8 dollars for the night and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer."
"Three."
"Two".
"Ok two and I get to keep this old birdcage."
"Done."
"Still got it" *adjusts tie

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__aCEr__
09/03/25 10:32:24 AM
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Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
It's 9:30 in the morning.
Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

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masterpug53
09/03/25 10:44:14 AM
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"Look at him, he's wearing a belt! That's Hollywood for ya."

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HojoojoH_2
09/03/25 10:45:48 AM
#10:


Phil Hartman was the best

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Kurt_Russel
09/03/25 10:48:21 AM
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"I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it."

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The_Popo
09/03/25 12:05:39 PM
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This all goes back to the Frank Wallbanger case of '78. How about that, I looked something up! These books behind me don't just make the office look good. They're filled with useful legal tidbits just like that!

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Hayame_Zero
09/03/25 12:21:45 PM
#13:


Works on contingency?

No,money down!

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PeteyParker
09/03/25 12:37:59 PM
#14:


As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez.

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saspa
09/03/25 12:42:25 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
"Look at him, he's wearing a belt! That's Hollywood for ya."

hey simpson wanna trade belts?

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suchiuomizu
09/03/25 12:43:37 PM
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PeteyParker posted...
As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez.

AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Phuoc

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Unsuprised_Pika
09/03/25 12:46:43 PM
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The John Wick Reboot script leaked.

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DipDipDiver
09/03/25 12:50:43 PM
#18:


Don't touch my stuff!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ec841f8d.jpg

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The_Popo
09/03/25 1:33:51 PM
#19:


As for your case, dont you worry. Ive argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer!

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masterpug53
09/03/25 2:30:20 PM
#20:


This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it still says 'guilty'! And 'guilty' is spelled wrong!


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Kami_no_Kami
09/03/25 7:01:05 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...
Don't touch my stuff!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ec841f8d.jpg
H-h-hey, this isnt the YMCA
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Darkraiomb
09/03/25 7:07:21 PM
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I'd rather run over a person than hit a cute innocent dog.

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SauI_Goodman
09/03/25 7:11:54 PM
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MysteryMan923 posted...
I prefer that to the no money down line.
No, money down!

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Southernfatman
09/03/25 7:17:28 PM
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"I move for a bad court thingy."
"You mean a mistrial?"
"Yeah. That's why you're the judge and I'm the law talkin guy."

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mullettron
09/03/25 7:32:57 PM
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"I've argued in front of this judge plenty of times, often as a lawyer!"
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divot1338
09/03/25 7:35:04 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
No, money down!
Oops. I shouldnt have this Bar Association should be logo here either.
*swallows scrap*

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