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nocturnal_traveler 09/02/25 3:01:42 PM #1: |
Well replace kinda with repeatedly. And replace dog with son. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ellis123 09/02/25 3:04:14 PM #2: |
I made sure to take big steps. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MysteryMan923 09/02/25 3:04:16 PM #3: |
I prefer that to the no money down line. --- You ain't gotta like me You just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Freddie_Mercury 09/02/25 3:12:40 PM #4: |
This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story. --- nosferatu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Popo 09/02/25 3:15:12 PM #5: |
By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey. Better cut down there, Smokey! --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SwayM 09/03/25 10:29:21 AM #6: |
"Being a highly laid attorney my fee is $175 and hour." "We pay $8 dollars for the night and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer." "Three." "Two". "Ok two and I get to keep this old birdcage." "Done." "Still got it" *adjusts tie --- Sig space for rent. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__aCEr__ 09/03/25 10:32:24 AM #8: |
Care to join me in a belt of scotch? It's 9:30 in the morning. Yeah, but I haven't slept in days. --- See you next Wednesday. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 09/03/25 10:44:14 AM #9: |
"Look at him, he's wearing a belt! That's Hollywood for ya." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HojoojoH_2 09/03/25 10:45:48 AM #10: |
Phil Hartman was the best --- United front will see us through ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kurt_Russel 09/03/25 10:48:21 AM #11: |
"I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it." --- You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Popo 09/03/25 12:05:39 PM #12: |
This all goes back to the Frank Wallbanger case of '78. How about that, I looked something up! These books behind me don't just make the office look good. They're filled with useful legal tidbits just like that! --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hayame_Zero 09/03/25 12:21:45 PM #13: |
Works on contingency No --- ...I think I'm done here... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PeteyParker 09/03/25 12:37:59 PM #14: |
As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez. --- "How can.. the Prime minister.. support a law.. that makes it illegal for people.. who....What I'm trying to say is.. Oasis rules!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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saspa 09/03/25 12:42:25 PM #15: |
masterpug53 posted... "Look at him, he's wearing a belt! That's Hollywood for ya." hey simpson wanna trade belts? --- http://i.imgur.com/0UFI0T9.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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suchiuomizu 09/03/25 12:43:37 PM #16: |
PeteyParker posted... As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez. AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Phuoc --- WTF DUH I DUH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 09/03/25 12:46:43 PM #17: |
The John Wick Reboot script leaked. --- I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DipDipDiver 09/03/25 12:50:43 PM #18: |
Don't touch my stuff! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ec841f8d.jpg --- Sack to crack, going to town ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Popo 09/03/25 1:33:51 PM #19: |
As for your case, dont you worry. Ive argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer! --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 09/03/25 2:30:20 PM #20: |
This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it still says 'guilty'! And 'guilty' is spelled wrong! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kami_no_Kami 09/03/25 7:01:05 PM #21: |
DipDipDiver posted... Don't touch my stuff!H-h-hey, this isnt the YMCA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkraiomb 09/03/25 7:07:21 PM #22: |
I'd rather run over a person than hit a cute innocent dog. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 09/03/25 7:11:54 PM #23: |
MysteryMan923 posted... I prefer that to the no money down line.No, money down! --- Italian, French, German. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 09/03/25 7:17:28 PM #24: |
"I move for a bad court thingy." "You mean a mistrial?" "Yeah. That's why you're the judge and I'm the law talkin guy." --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mullettron 09/03/25 7:32:57 PM #25: |
"I've argued in front of this judge plenty of times, often as a lawyer!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 09/03/25 7:35:04 PM #26: |
SauI_Goodman posted... No, money down!Oops. I shouldnt have this Bar Association should be logo here either. *swallows scrap* --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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