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TopicI'm replaying Elden Ring before the DLC releases
ParanoidObsessive
05/11/24 1:15:41 PM
#2
papercup posted...
Im sure theres absolutely no way this will turn extremely dark and horrifying and lead to the total destruction of civilization.

This combined with frustration gaming is a large part of why I've never liked the various Soulsborn games. Everything is bleak and miserable, and there's no real happy endings.

George RR Martin basically ruined fantasy. Everything has to be bleak and grim now because "dark" gets confused with "deep".

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TopicRarest Ice Cream flavor you ever had?
ParanoidObsessive
05/11/24 10:02:53 AM
#32
Mint Chocolate Chip. I'm not a fan of exotic ice cream flavors.

Or ice cream at all at this point in my life.

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TopicAurora borealis in Arizona
ParanoidObsessive
05/11/24 9:58:27 AM
#2
I was going to say something about it being localized entirely within your kitchen, but apparently everyone else already did it so it doesn't feel clever anymore:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/everyone-made-the-same-simpsons-meme-joke-about-the-northern-lights/ar-BB1md8T4

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Topici don't understand the issue with the new ipad commercial
ParanoidObsessive
05/11/24 9:52:03 AM
#2
We live in the social media age now.

Literally everything ever is offensive to someone, and they all have a voice to rant about it. And the Outrage Brigade will happily jump on every train so they can have something to jerk their hate boners to.

Welcome to the human race - stupid people being stupid, all the time, forever.

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TopicWhere is the furthest place youve been from home?
ParanoidObsessive
05/10/24 7:40:17 PM
#46
Kimbos_Egg posted...
mordor. into the fires of mount doom.

Did you walk there?















https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiWJZEZX4Ak

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TopicIt's a good thing there's nothing political worth talking about right now
ParanoidObsessive
05/10/24 6:14:17 PM
#12
adjl posted...
You could probably find Reddit telling you not to believe Reddit about anything. What then?

https://youtu.be/-ruscQCsQco?t=34

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Topic$2,700 for a new water heater
ParanoidObsessive
05/10/24 6:02:28 PM
#45
Jen0125 posted...
Aw I hope he was kind to them. Librarians are trying so hard lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8

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TopicIt's a good thing there's nothing political worth talking about right now
ParanoidObsessive
05/10/24 5:57:40 PM
#10
Nichtcrawler-X posted...
If I were to believe Reddit

If you were to believe Reddit - about pretty much anything - you'd be very gullible.

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TopicAny bowlers here?
ParanoidObsessive
05/10/24 5:51:24 PM
#3
Bowl? Yes.

Well? No.

Recently? Nope.



This is basically the ball I own:

https://www.ebth.com/items/8406592-vintage-amf-strikeline-bowling-ball-with-bag

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TopicHonestly I think banks and law enforcement should start giving more attention...
ParanoidObsessive
05/10/24 1:48:41 PM
#5
Banks already have anti-fraud divisions. There's only so much they can do legally and with finite resources.

Especially in the face of the infinite vista of human stupidity.

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TopicI've been screwing around on the World-Wide Web for about eight hours now.
ParanoidObsessive
05/10/24 1:43:37 PM
#9
EclairReturns posted...
Ask me anything, I guess.

What is love?







Baby don't hurt me.



EclairReturns posted...
You mean like that website with all the funny pictures and the URL that contains an intentionally misspelt version of what you just asked?

I think he just wants a cheeseburger.

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TopicIt's a good thing there's nothing political worth talking about right now
ParanoidObsessive
05/10/24 1:35:38 PM
#8
Good thing absolutely nothing of value is being missed out on regardless.

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TopicLess People Willing to Mark out to Playstation
ParanoidObsessive
05/10/24 4:02:39 AM
#5
Antifanboyism is often just as sad as fanboyism.

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TopicYou can live forever, but have to take the youth of a random person every 20 yrs
ParanoidObsessive
05/09/24 5:47:14 PM
#21
LeoRavus posted...
In 20 years you'll swap ages with a random person who's the age you were when you accepted the offer. So if you're 38 now, at 58 you'll age swap with a 38 year old.

This makes the deal literal hell for anyone who is already older.

I wake up with aches and pains as is. Being trapped in an eternal loop from 47 to 67 feels like it would be a fate worse than death. Even before we start factoring in stuff like watching all your loved ones die or the government hunting you down to dissect you.

If it was a loop between say 25-45 it would maybe be a different story.

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TopicIs there even a definitive classic platformer for PC?
ParanoidObsessive
05/09/24 5:30:52 PM
#6
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumpman_(video_game)

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TopicSweden encourages parking snitches...
ParanoidObsessive
05/09/24 3:47:26 PM
#5
Krow_Incarnate posted...
You mean I get to report inconsiderate assholes and get paid for it? When's the next flight.

Remember you'll probably have to pay like 60% of it back in taxes.

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TopicWe are living in a mysterious world
ParanoidObsessive
05/08/24 7:24:41 PM
#2
A mysterious...

A mysterious...

A mysterious...

A mysterious world.

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TopicPeople who try to force themselves to talk with an accent
ParanoidObsessive
05/08/24 7:16:57 PM
#2
Everyone has an accent.

If you think they don't, it just means they have the same accent you do.

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TopicWhat TV shows are you watching/recommending?
ParanoidObsessive
05/08/24 5:45:09 PM
#5
captpackrat posted...
"If everything goes right, maglevs could be running in American cities within a decade."
episode air date: April 7, 2008

SPOILER: Everything did not go right.



rjsilverthorn posted...
I just saw a video in my YouTube recommendations from This Old House season 43...nearly as old as I am.

I remember watching that on PBS as a kid. In the early 80s.

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TopicTrying to strike a chord
ParanoidObsessive
05/08/24 5:29:54 PM
#6
Skeleton key.

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TopicMicrosoft just shut down Tango Gameworks and Arkane
ParanoidObsessive
05/08/24 5:10:37 PM
#11
ConfusedTorchic posted...
nothing's really Xbox exclusive anyways, they've been releasing on PC for years too now

True, but PC is pretty much the same thing as XBox - Microsoft sees it as a Windows platform.

I think Minecraft was the first major game that was directly owned by Microsoft that also got PS and Nintendo releases, and that honestly might just be because they got them before Microsoft bought Mojang. So it was kind of grandfathered in.

I feel like the first major push towards actual non-exclusivity was only earlier this year, which is why is was a major story at the time.

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TopicMoney
ParanoidObsessive
05/08/24 5:06:47 PM
#35
Nade_Duck posted...
it's a gas

It's a gas gas gas...

https://youtu.be/DARZS3ipWoI?t=55

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TopicMoney
ParanoidObsessive
05/08/24 10:20:04 AM
#31
Dikitain posted...
I am kind of surprised that (non-certified) checks are still a thing.

They're still useful for bill payments (for people who don't want to use digital payment). They're not really for day-to-day transactions for most people at this point.

Last I heard, something like 30% of people still use them though. So companies can't outright stop accepting them yet.

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TopicWhere is the furthest place youve been from home?
ParanoidObsessive
05/08/24 8:35:45 AM
#37
AltOmega2 posted...
A thousand miles or so, not too keen on leaving the country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0

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TopicMoney
ParanoidObsessive
05/08/24 8:34:52 AM
#28
captpackrat posted...
I could pay the farrier with a check if I had to, but I know they prefer cash.

Most handymen and laborers prefer cash because it lets them fudge income for tax purposes. No paper trail means you can underreport.

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TopicBruh and bro are like the most forced word
ParanoidObsessive
05/08/24 8:25:18 AM
#13
EclairReturns posted...
Personally, I would say that the verbalized form of that gesture is, "Are you freakin' joking with this?"

Bro's one of those words that can man like a dozen different things depending on context and tone of voice.

So that gesture is like "Bro, are you kidding me?" or "Can you believe this guy?" But change the inflection and you've got "Bro! It's good to see you!"

You could also have "Bro! What are you doing?!" "Bro! That was awesome!" "Bro! Look out!" "Bro! That was disgusting!" Or even "Bro... you should be ashamed of yourself."

In that vein, it's generally interchangeable with "dude".

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TopicMicrosoft just shut down Tango Gameworks and Arkane
ParanoidObsessive
05/08/24 7:52:24 AM
#9
ConfusedTorchic posted...
this is such a weird post that i want elaboration on for why he thinks this has anything to do with ps5

ignoring that they have games on playstation, of course.

Probably just meant that they assumed Microsoft would keep any title from a developer they owned XBox exclusive.

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TopicMoney
ParanoidObsessive
05/07/24 8:46:43 PM
#20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0kcet4aPpQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNND0AvhnyQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMVuRGw_a5A

https://youtu.be/vRsrOsWQNYs?t=106

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TopicNearest Latitude parallel and Longitude meridian to you?
ParanoidObsessive
05/07/24 8:29:46 PM
#7
PikachuMaxwell posted...
Jersey!

Yus.

Though the actual exact intersection of those two is in the ocean.

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TopicWhere is the furthest place youve been from home?
ParanoidObsessive
05/07/24 2:20:41 PM
#23
The Bahamas. So about 1000 miles, give or take.

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Topicdo you guys remember that photo of jason alexander playing metroid prime
ParanoidObsessive
05/07/24 2:09:43 PM
#6
Revelation34 posted...
Never seen it before this thread.

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TopicBruh and bro are like the most forced word
ParanoidObsessive
05/07/24 2:07:29 PM
#8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHCytsnCj_U

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TopicWould you ever sleep well again if this happened?
ParanoidObsessive
05/07/24 2:00:44 PM
#5
BlackScythe0 posted...
I don't think I've ever slept at a restaurant before, maybe when I was a baby?

I've never slept at a restaurant before, though I did pass out in a bar once.

BUT.

It had nothing to do with alcohol, as much as like 2-3 days worth of sleep deprivation finally catching up to me.



Here's the bar:

https://madamex.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/madame-x-main-bar-2.jpg

I basically fell asleep sitting up on one of the couches.

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TopicNearest Latitude parallel and Longitude meridian to you?
ParanoidObsessive
05/07/24 1:40:15 PM
#3
40N 74W











(caps)

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TopicI have personal responsibilities I need to do and aren't doing
ParanoidObsessive
05/06/24 4:24:40 PM
#5
AltOmega2 posted...
Take a shot (or two) of hard alcohol, that always puts me the mood to get things done.

Meth works way better.

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TopicMoney
ParanoidObsessive
05/06/24 4:22:59 PM
#6
I use credit for most things, but still use cash for fast food/food delivery and most person-to-person transactions (like paying my local handyman).



Dikitain posted...
and even then, half the stores didn't accept cash.

I don't think I've ever encountered a store that didn't take cash.

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Topicwhy are mods actually enforcing the politics rule
ParanoidObsessive
05/06/24 4:17:15 PM
#23
Cupcake2006 posted...
The problem is, people here will probably get modded for even just posting about the campus protests. Not giving opinions or anything. Just "hey, this is happening."

Let's be honest, though - literally no one is going to just post "hey, this is happening" without adding their own snide take on it. Which is where the political part comes in.

Like it or not, realize it or not, accept it or not, pretty much everyone adds their own biases when discussing current events. Even choosing which stories to mention and which to ignore (let alone which news sites you choose to link to) is playing into bias.

Most current events discussion (both on this site and in general) always devolves into stupidity. And there's no real reason for it to be here in the first place.

Video games news? Sure. Pop culture news at a stretch, maybe. But global events and outright political discussion, no.

And none of this is helped by the number of people making "ha ha gotcha" topics alluding to political stuff as a protest against being told they can't talk about political stuff, because Internet activism in general is about on par with a 12-year old throwing a tantrum because they don't want to eat their vegetables. Which does very little to prove that people here are mature enough to be discussing complex socio-political issues in the first place.


(And aside from all that, let's not pretend the protests specifically aren't inherently political in and of themselves - even just mentioning them is politicizing the discussion. Because their entire existence is political.)



AltOmega2 posted...
I'm actually fine with the no politics rule. No one in the year 2024 has ever had their mind changed arguing politics on the Internet.

"Political discussion on the Internet is like watching a playground full of kindergarteners talk about nuclear physics - no one involved has any clue what the hell they're talking about, and it probably ends with a lot of insults and people flinging poop at each other."

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TopicHow do I wipe this song off the face of the earth?
ParanoidObsessive
05/06/24 3:41:00 PM
#9
Johnny_Eagle posted...
No, replace that song with this one (or pretty much any of Joe Hendry's songs

I believe in Joe Hendry.

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TopicHow do I wipe this song off the face of the earth?
ParanoidObsessive
05/06/24 8:46:51 AM
#5
slacker03150 posted...
Write an extremely infectious computer virus that can identify the song and replace it with this one.

No, replace it with this one:

https://youtu.be/l_bTTUihfx0?t=17

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Topic$2,700 for a new water heater
ParanoidObsessive
05/05/24 6:09:20 PM
#36
Cupcake2006 posted...
Still far superior to renting

It's more effort and personal responsibility, but potentially more rewarding with less hassle (from not dealing with a landlord).

It also means being tied down (bad), but also comes with greater security (good).

Pros and cons.



Jen0125 posted...
can you locate this one new for $500-550?

There's low-end 40 gal tank gas models on HomeDepot.com starting for about $549. They go up from there to around $1500.

Electric seems to cost less, propane seems to cost more. Tankless seems more expensive as well.

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Topicwhy are mods actually enforcing the politics rule
ParanoidObsessive
05/05/24 5:56:17 PM
#15
Melody_JR posted...
User Since: Mar 2024
Karma: 39
Active Posts: 19

I feel like we know something about you.

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TopicI counted my PS3/PS4/PS5 games
ParanoidObsessive
05/05/24 5:50:04 PM
#3
To jump on the train...


BUMPED2002 posted...
I could have made better use of it at the very least.

Could you have, though?

It's an easy thing to say, especially if you've fallen into the trap of listening to societal expectations that say certain hobbies or pastimes are "frivolous" or not worthwhile. But unless you've got a specific alternative in mind, you probably wouldn't have been able to spend it on anything more meaningful or significant than the positive experiences you got out of what you did buy.

People act like everyone is wasting time and money if you're not spending all your time curing cancer or building some sort of legacy, but just making yourself happy can be far more meaningful than anything else. And better for your overall mental health (and physical health as well, by proxy) in the long term.

Unless you're saying you never enjoyed any game you've ever bought. But that's an entirely different scenario.

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TopicIt's 5:45am and my neighbor is blaring music
ParanoidObsessive
05/05/24 9:12:16 AM
#2
Drown them in your pool.

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TopicFAQs and Game Guide Writer Poll
ParanoidObsessive
05/05/24 6:58:24 AM
#5
The one time I tried to submit a FAQ they rejected it on a technicality. At which point I stopped trying to contribute.

All I could really remove at this point would be two reviews (and a top ten), and I don't think anyone anywhere cares about old PS5 reviews anymore anyway.

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Topicgoonies sequel with robert downey jr as mikey
ParanoidObsessive
05/04/24 8:52:22 AM
#4
agesboy posted...
whats goonies

https://youtu.be/VA7J0KkanzM?t=93



agesboy posted...
im joking/overly simplifying please don't eviscerate me

https://images.genius.com/36b9501b9526222bb3a024cb76c741b4.640x420x1.png

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TopicThis Final Jeopardy Question answer
ParanoidObsessive
05/04/24 8:25:24 AM
#5
MI4_REAL posted...
If the beginning of the calendar started at Year 0 AD

It didn't.

As for the rest, that's not how math works.

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TopicProfession
ParanoidObsessive
05/03/24 7:47:58 PM
#12
captpackrat posted...
I wish my car started up like this

Not gonna lie, I've literally done this while starting my car sometimes:

https://youtu.be/kF7cuJ3V5HY?t=2

Usually at night when the instrument panel is all lit up and it kind of looks like a sci-fi cockpit.



Lokarin posted...
Did you like Medabots?

No, because I was 20 before it was a thing.

But I did have a bunch of these:

https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Micromaster#Toys

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TopicLook at my pool
ParanoidObsessive
05/03/24 7:42:52 PM
#34
Jen0125 posted...
It's Baby Ruth at that point

https://youtu.be/RHkeLttmh20?t=12











I'm kind of amazed that no one on YouTube has done a Caddyshack/Sloth mash-up video. At least none that I could find.

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TopicInstead of capitalism lets have emmentalism
ParanoidObsessive
05/03/24 7:38:00 PM
#7
Lokarin posted...
you don't eat the cheese, it's for long term investmet

https://youtu.be/dnV5Yup9JoE?t=31

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TopicOn Tuesday I have a consult to get my tubes tied
ParanoidObsessive
05/03/24 7:27:24 PM
#70
BoomerKuwanger posted...
I'm not much of a sex-haver I'll admit, but how many dudes are fucking every day anyway?

It's not just sex, though - chronic masturbation counts too.



BoomerKuwanger posted...
Are you the guy who said he gets wet dreams after like two days? That sounds like some sort of condition. Maybe a totally harmless for all I know, but that definitely ain't normal

It's a tolerance thing. If you're used to flushing out the pipes three or four times a day, even a couple days without is going to lead to stuff backing up.

Conversely, if you've got a relatively low libido, you could probably go for months without issue.

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