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TopicThere's no reason for Texas to be this damn hot
Southernfatman
06/11/24 5:08:03 PM
#46
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR58heUGkNA

"Dale, you giblet head. We live in Texas. It's already 110 in the summer and if it gets 1 degree I'm gonna kick your ass!"

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TopicWhy is the internet so obsessed with "walkable" cities
Southernfatman
06/11/24 5:05:38 PM
#17
You can still use your car. There's not really a drawback to making cities more easier to navigate. Weird thing to be against.

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TopicNose hairs have gotten way more intense post 30
Southernfatman
06/11/24 12:54:30 PM
#10
boomgetchopped3 posted...
Ear hair is next

This. It sucks.

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TopicYour movie opinions that are gonna irritate someone.
Southernfatman
06/11/24 12:11:23 PM
#100
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
I dunno man, I'm actually pretty fresh off of my first watch and I gotta say, I dunno what high points you could be referring to. By the time he's a trijillionaire, he's pretty much dead and everyone hates him. I guess for a while there, he's street rich and buys the car on a whim and stuff. I guess that was nice.

This.

-Wife leaves him
-Ruins his main business relationship, even if for a "noble" reason.
-Kills his best friend/right hand mqn/new Brother in law out of jealous rage.
-His Mother hates him and blames him for ruining his sister's life by getting her involved with criminals.
-Sister gets brutally murdered right after going insane.
-Is murdered

Scarface was never high art, but that's partly why I like it. It's so sleazy and trashy, which represents the time period and setting. Carlito's Way is probably the better movie, but Scarface is something else. Lots of people just got the wrong message of it, but they do for other obvious "crime doesn't pay" movies too.

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TopicJustice Alito says Christians have difficulty coexisting alongside non-Christian
Southernfatman
06/11/24 9:46:47 AM
#43
The problem is establishment types who own the Democratic party don't want to expand the court because they're stupid and out of touch and feel untouchable. That and their obsession with upholding the institution and the status quo.

I'm afraid only extreme methods can change the direction this country is going in.

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TopicWorking out while being sick
Southernfatman
06/11/24 9:34:08 AM
#13
I've had ok days doing it and not so ok days doing it. It does feel like a bigger accomplishment when you do get a workout in while sick. I sort of got better over my sickness too. Guess "sweating it out" has some truth to it maybe.

But of course there where those times I couldn't do anything because I was so tired and miserable. Just be careful and know your limits regardless.

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Topic"Straight Pride" flag
Southernfatman
06/11/24 8:23:47 AM
#30
I'm sure the person or people behind this and support this have called the left, gay people, Democrats, minorities, etc. "sensitive snowflakes". These people project so much. They're like children with this "But what about meeeee!!!?" shit.

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TopicWhat kind of animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
Southernfatman
06/10/24 4:47:28 PM
#1
But I did kidnap his wife!

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TopicWhy would God's angels send you to hell?
Southernfatman
06/10/24 3:49:20 PM
#3
Religion doesn't make much sense.

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TopicSecret Recordings of The Supreme Court Leak
Southernfatman
06/10/24 3:46:52 PM
#18
It's sad that nothing will be done. Our government won't do shit. The citizenry won't do shit. There's many legitimate reasons to be a "doomer". We're just going to have to suffer under the fascism. Too bad about all the people who will suffer.

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TopicFetterman: Stroke & Oct 7 stopped me from being a progressive
Southernfatman
06/10/24 12:13:55 PM
#21
"The check cleared."

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TopicDonald Duck of Daffy Duck? Who ya got?
Southernfatman
06/10/24 9:06:48 AM
#8
Daffy. Never got into the Disney characters.

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TopicPeople asking why we don't have flying cars...
Southernfatman
06/10/24 8:28:34 AM
#16
Every time flying cars come up, I think of this old commercial with Avery Brooks/Captain Sisko.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzm6pvHPSGo

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TopicWhat's with Gen Z hijacking Millennial culture as their "childhood"?
Southernfatman
06/09/24 8:16:29 PM
#29
Us 90s kids liked older stuff too. I get nostalgic feelings of my youth from some things made in the 70s and 80s, mostly music. We also had older siblings and cousins who introduced us to older stuff as well.

Even if kids today don't have any connection to the 90s, they're free to enjoy them too.

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TopicDoes anyone actually do the peanuts and Coca Cola thing?
Southernfatman
06/09/24 4:54:10 PM
#16
Peanuts and Mt Dew is better. Yeah, I'm living up to my username.

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TopicCiv 6 is 2.99.
Southernfatman
06/09/24 4:44:16 PM
#7
I've only played 3. Is 6 good?

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Topic''You're not a Star Wars fan unless you hate Star Wars''
Southernfatman
06/09/24 4:34:25 PM
#16
I'm not someone who always craps on SW, but it's really just the OT that I still love.

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Topicold man Will Smith is starting to cuss in his records
Southernfatman
06/09/24 10:11:23 AM
#4
Well I do, so fu- oh.

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Topic2004-2005 was the peak of the 2000s
Southernfatman
06/09/24 8:31:10 AM
#8
January 1 2000 - September 10 2001

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TopicWas Yoda 900 years old or was he pulling Luke's leg?
Southernfatman
06/09/24 8:00:24 AM
#5
Don't see why he would lie or mess with Luke at that point. He only did that when he was testing him early on in Empire.

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TopicHow rich was Tony Soprano' mafia?
Southernfatman
06/08/24 6:24:25 PM
#6
They're the glorified crew of New Jersey.

It's actually closer to what the mafia is really like. Only the top of the top mobsters are actually wealthy. Most just have penny ante scores and rackets. Even when they get decent money, they quickly gamble it away.

Tony only has his big house because his father in law built it for cheap. It's shown that the FIL builds using cheap materials and the walls there are paper thin.

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TopicHuh, I never before noticed the plot hole that Gollum doesn't age.(LOTR Spoiler)
Southernfatman
06/08/24 2:16:28 PM
#7
Along with what's been already said, Gollum had it waaaaaaay longer than Bilbo so the aging effects were slower. He was feeling it though.

Besides, you could say God (Eru Illuvatar) helped with it too because it was his plan.

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TopicBoomer comics be like "The joke is I hate my wife"
Southernfatman
06/08/24 1:56:12 PM
#20
People falling down or getting hit by something is timeless comedy.

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TopicBoomer comics be like "The joke is I hate my wife"
Southernfatman
06/08/24 12:52:31 PM
#8
Millennial comics: I hate my life!

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TopicYour video game opinions that are gonna irritate someone.
Southernfatman
06/08/24 12:51:03 PM
#164
Another I have:

Mafia 3 was really fun. Great writing and characters. Lincoln Clay is a cool protagonist and the side characters are interesting and fun, especially John Donovan and a certain returning character. You could even almost sympathize with the villain. The world and 60s atmosphere are great too. The main story is a fun little subversion where you fight against the Mafia instead of working for it.

I didn't mind the "repetitive" parts because taking over territory was fun and so is the stealth and shooting. It feels satisfying being a badass Vietnam vet killing bad guys stealthily or guns blazing.

It's far from perfect, especially when it first came out, but it's definitely worth a play especially if you're interested in mob stuff or the 60s.

Plus you get to kill some KKK members.

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Topicboyhood, dazed and confused director talks about infantilization of movies
Southernfatman
06/08/24 11:03:52 AM
#94
Garabandal posted...
Boyhood took 12 years to make!

I wanna talk more about how awesome Boyhood is!!!

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TopicDo you drink black coffee?
Southernfatman
06/08/24 10:58:36 AM
#45
I can if I need to, but I'd like some creamer in it preferably.

sabin017 posted...
black as midnight on a moonless night

Damn good coffee

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TopicAny of you prefer apple juice to orange juice?
Southernfatman
06/08/24 10:46:18 AM
#4
Always did. OJ is good though.

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TopicTexas Republican Party unveils platform.
Southernfatman
06/08/24 9:15:35 AM
#2
So it's:

-Hurt and oppress brown people
-Keep stealing elections and suppressing votes
-Hurt and oppress LGBT+ people
-Hurt and oppress women
-Keep Democrats from winning at any cost no matter how unethical, sleazy, or illegal.

Same as it ever was.

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Topicfirst 90's Anime that comes to mind?(Besudes DB/z)
Southernfatman
06/07/24 9:06:26 PM
#2
Gundam Wing

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TopicIs it a really unpopular opinion that Dr. Pepper is better than Coke?
Southernfatman
06/07/24 7:39:32 PM
#18
superben posted...
Dr prune juice?

23 flavors of ass

DrizztLink posted...
...the fuck kind of prune juice have you been drinking

Pipotchi posted...
IIRC the technical flavor of Dr. Pepper is spiced cherry and cherries & plums are both stone fruits. Not that far off-base

So Dr. Pepper is a warrior's drink?

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TopicIs it true that you cannot make good comedies anymore?
Southernfatman
06/07/24 7:38:01 PM
#10
"They couldn't make Blazing Saddles today" - people who have no media literacy and don't see they're the ones being made fun of in the movie.

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Topicppl upset that a documentary about hitler reminds them of trump
Southernfatman
06/07/24 7:36:19 PM
#23
Conservatives don't mind basically being neo-nazis, but still get mad when they're called out on it. Maybe they could just not be a bunch of sick hateful fascists like the Nazis?

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TopicClarence Thomas has accepted $4 million in undisclosed gifts over past 20 years.
Southernfatman
06/07/24 7:34:12 PM
#21
At this point he could chainsaw a baby in half and nothing would happen to him. The Founding Fathers expected either Congress not getting so bad to allow blatant corruption and/or the people to rise up and stop things like this, but obviously neither is going to happen.

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TopicWine ruins your gym progress
Southernfatman
06/07/24 7:25:21 PM
#5
I never drink...wine.

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TopicDo you own a crowbar?
Southernfatman
06/07/24 6:50:57 PM
#9
Yeah, but it turns out crows are teetotalers.

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TopicWe are all apes
Southernfatman
06/07/24 6:48:51 PM
#3
I hate every ape I see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee.

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TopicPSA: we are no longer allowed to discuss marijuana on this board
Southernfatman
06/07/24 4:11:08 PM
#19
Seems like one of those things that's based on the mood of a mod or if someone marks you.

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TopicDo you sanitize your phone?
Southernfatman
06/07/24 2:33:13 PM
#5
Yes at the end of every work day or if I go somewhere and happen to use it. I've been a big germophobe for a long time now and got even worse after Covid. I'm always sanitizing my hands if I'm in public and get a chance. I've gotten less sick since.

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TopicI like how everyone in Breaking Bad is terrible *Spoilers*
Southernfatman
06/07/24 9:40:24 AM
#11
Hollowshy posted...
Hank:
assault
racist
police harassment of a senior citizen

Lol

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TopicGuess the Country: Pedestrian shoots at drivers passing by.
Southernfatman
06/07/24 8:47:38 AM
#7
Ricemills posted...
Dumbfuckistan?

Correct

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TopicColorado GOP calls to burn all Pride flags this month
Southernfatman
06/07/24 8:16:12 AM
#17
Republicans do this shit while asking "Why do LGBT+ people feel pride about themselves?"

Valdamar Archuleta, president of the Colorado Log Cabin Republicans and a candidate for the heavily Democratic 1st Congressional District in Denver, renounced the GOPs endorsement as a result.

The morons running our state party made it extremely hard for some of us to accomplish our goals for Liberty, Archuleta posted on X.

I'll never understand Log Cabin Republicans or any other non-cis, non-white Republicans (or cis white non-rich Republicans, but that's another topic). Is kissing rich people ass and lowering taxes worth it? They'll never ever ever ever be one of them no matter how much they debase themselves. Do they really love money more that themselves?

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TopicYour video game opinions that are gonna irritate someone.
Southernfatman
06/06/24 6:38:51 PM
#64
-Bioshock never really did anything for me.
-Chrono Trigger didn't either^.
-GTA 4 is probably the best one at least in terms of story, setting, characters, and overall vibe.
-Saints Row games are fun, but nowhere near GTA's level. 2 was the best, but still felt janky quite a bit. Never got the praise for the story or writing.
-A lot of the GTA clones were fun.
-Mario World > 3
-THUG 2 is the best Tony Hawk game. The Jackass/Viva La Bam-esque story is one thing (although I enjoyed it), but the gameplay was at its absolute peak and the levels were really fun.
-Link To The Past as great the first time around, but I can never get that far in replays.

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TopicWhere is the soul stored?
Southernfatman
06/06/24 5:47:53 PM
#11
According to certain legends, the ass.

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TopicWorst Star Wars character
Southernfatman
06/06/24 5:46:15 PM
#74
008Zulu posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c30f79b9.jpg

That was lame too. Still better than Discovery.

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TopicTIL: James Bond was based on a female lesbian person of colour.
Southernfatman
06/06/24 3:52:34 PM
#16
Been a huge James Bond fan for a long time. First time I've ever heard of her.

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TopicConservatives of CEBoard, what is your most liberal stance?
Southernfatman
06/06/24 1:54:05 PM
#23
BunkerBoy posted...
Trump supporter or rational conservative?

That's a contradiction. Even non Maga conservatism doesn't make sense. It's just people parroting propaganda that the rich tell them.

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