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Someone get the harpoon.

"So you'll be raising it on your own then? Good luck."

Dragon Ball Z - Super Saiya Densetsu on the SNES.

Played a fan translation when I was younger. Hard as balls, very fun.

That's awesome. A stupid kid clinging to the last few seconds of his fifteen minutes before he slides into a life of being a scumbag, and millions of angry social rejects shitting their diapers at the mere mention of his name.

This kid is like Christmas.

Draft everyone but males. We got sent to slaughter for how many wars? Go enjoy your equality.

She's fucking disgusting.

Aww, I thought this would be Vegan Gains. I wonder if all the steroids finally killed him yet.

Christ, the area where they all teleport to would smell so fucking bad.

Doom_Art posted...

"that's too uncomplicated for me"

That's really weird, and a sign that she's a terrible person, but...

Doom_Art posted...

Over the next few days I send three followups being like "?" "Hey?" And "Are we good?"

That fucking hurt to read. Like, hair on my neck standing up, embarrassed to be reading it.

Gross.

Suck less.

Rip off my face mask, revealing that I am ALF, and that I was the strippers all along.

Then tell him he has gonorrhea.

Then stab him.

I'd imagine that coming up with an excuse that will fool a made up girlfriend would be rather easy.

Zero_Destroyer posted...

The point being made is that the evidence available doesn't really support the claim made because a lot of it is on flimsy, uncertain grounds. You're using mob logic here, like, "How dare you question my searing outrage!" like maybe chill out? lol. You're moralizing to me about how all pitbulls are evil because some have killed people. Do you consider the consequences of applying logic like that in the real world?

I always love the "you have an opinion about something, you must be absolutely freaking out" insults that idiots resort to. Yeah, I've personally watched people be attacked by pit bulls, and was once attacked by one myself. Watching someone "but actually" and point to some study that comes to "maybe" in it's conclusion really has me flicking the angry bean over here.

Pit bulls should be eradicated. Honestly, all dogs big enough to hurt people should be. And I say this as the owner of a Husky/Wolf mix.

Hell, I'd even be fine with wiping out all dogs so that nobody is happy. Just as long a pit bulls go first. Not having people mauled by dogs is more important than the purpetually lonely forcing something to be their friend.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

the dogs that people who fet maimed by dogs?

Even if you could speak English, and that was after an edit, I still wouldn't engage with one of the most well know trolls on this board.

Zero_Destroyer posted...

It's not an article, though. It's a scientific review of scientific data, and specifically notes that reports of dog breed are often unreliable. This means many news stories identifying pit bulls (albeit, not all) could be wrong.

Basically, you're saying that anecdotes matter more than a statistical summation of data which is... objectively wrong.

A "statistical summation of data" means that all the reports about pit bulls hurting people "could be wrong". A scientific "maybe".

You've completely changed my view. In fact, all the people that got attacked by pit bulls? They're all fine now. Even the ones that were dead. You did it.

Zero_Destroyer posted...

https://www.avma.org/resources-tools/literature-reviews/dog-bite-risk-and-prevention-role-breed

"Here's an article about how pit bulls aren't dangerous. Please ignore the fourteen stories about someone being attacked by one that get posted while you read this."

Fuck pit bulls, and fuck every last person that cares more about a shitty dog breed than the people they maim and kill.

OVERGOATED posted...

and Bender, a mixed-breed pit bull

It's just a coincidence!

Shit poster makes topic with obviously trolling statement.

In other news, Oxygen is still necessary for humans to live!

MasterChief5000 posted...

she thinks Im a sex offender or some shit over something I did.

Gonna need to explain th-

User Since: Nov 2021

Oh, that explains everything fully.

MixedRaceBaby posted...

they should have done the right thing and said no to money

Man, CE really has absolutely no idea how the real world works, does it?

I find nothing attractive about someone having "the heroine just kicked in" eyes 24/7.

Horrorbooksguy posted...

And yet it's smarter than anything you've ever posted.

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D'awwww. It's just a itty bitty troll alt. What's the matter wittle guy, got your main banned? It's so adorable!

*Jingles keys in your hideous face*

Horrorbooksguy posted...

We really need to start fining Twitter until they actually start managing these issues

That is the single most stupid thing I'll read for quite some time.

Zikten posted...

Maybe from Royal fans mad at him for leaving. I dont know. Or racists mad he married a black woman. Something like that

Gotta love how these people always need to give their imagined backstory for everything.

ncsonic posted...

We need to intervene Russia and Ukraine

Not much we can do about Taiwan

Hey, look, an actual psychopath.

Eh, probably not a good thing to turn the mentally ill into a spectacle, but he does it to himself so...

Suspend him for next season. That way, a pile of human shit gets punished, and the Cowboys might have a shot next year.

It's a win win.

asmrtist

The internet was a mistake.

This is the most anyone has given a shit about Tennis is decades.

I play multiplayer or games with no/little/really shitty story with the sound off. I usually watch TV while playing those games.

Definitely keep the sound on for story driven games, though.

berlyman101 posted...

She was 103 years old.

Sorry for your loss, but take solace in the fact that she got the most out of life.

Ser_Jaker posted...

the techno shit

Insulting the best thing to come out of that series invalidates your argument.

Get ready for four more years of Democrats turn to play chicken little.

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Both parties being of legal age assumes that one of them wasn't groomed.

Tell me, is there any reason why you missed that assumption?

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Anybody who pulls a "well actually, the correct term is" when people are talking about fucking kids, needs to have their information forwarded to the FBI.

Not surprised from the guy who admits to meeting his wife when she was 14 and he was an adult, though.

As long as both parties are of legal age, I don't give a shit. If an 18 year old wants to get porked out by a 105 year old, she can have all the Jurassic Dick she can handle.

Smashingpmkns posted...

A Jar Jar fan cam account would be pretty funny

"MEESA POUND TROUT!"

*Squishing noises*

It's right there.

Keep pointing at her and pantomime laughing hysterically.

Kanye has always, and will always, suck.

Any adult who pays real money for Pokemon stuff where a character has their ass hanging out needs to have their hard drive checked.

My favorite part about Joe "Used to show up in every topic about someone being caught with CP to defend them" Numbers having me blocked, is that I get to see everyone else mocking how much he sucks without being subjected to the offensive things a life of being a walking joke puts into your brain.

A cactus lodged 3/4's of the way in my ass.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

It's a lot harder to convict a person who has a high-dollar legal team, and it's even harder to make those convictions stick (see Bill Cosby's recent loophole), but absurdly rich people do end up in prison from time to time. Just look at Epstein.

Nobody who has any real world experience thought that an incredibly rich man who didn't commit embezzlement nor did he fuck kids was going to be punished.

Fixed, thank you.

I'd rather they didn't ruin CV.

Nobody who has any real world experience thought that an incredibly rich man was going to be punished.

greyfox747 posted...

*Trans man banned from barbers after 4th visit. Claim they only cut 'mens' hair

Fixed your title for you, TC. Its very strange how often you need to be corrected about this.

It's a way to troll that the mods haven't put a stop to, of course he won't stop doing it.

And any barbershop that turns down business and makes less money is run by idiots, so they are just punishing themselves.