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Topic$1 million, but you have to fight Ivan Drago in an "exhibition" match
QJD1381
02/14/22 11:44:58 PM
#10
Sure. As soon as the bell rings, I'd bolt out the ring.

You didn't say I have to win.

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TopicDid you ever sneak into an R-rated movie?
QJD1381
02/13/22 5:45:29 PM
#10
Sneak? I walked right in.

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TopicAdd "64" to the last video game title you played.
QJD1381
02/10/22 12:21:22 PM
#9
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 64

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TopicUsers who joined in 2010 are considered ancients now
QJD1381
02/10/22 1:02:26 AM
#14
Life just flies with increasing speed as you get older. Back in highschool when I first joined even Idol seemed like an eternity into the future. Now in less than a year I'll be a ? Block and will have officially spent over half my entire life on this site. Pretty horrifying thought.

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TopicThat video game movie the Rock was teasing? It's Call of Duty
QJD1381
01/31/22 11:08:29 AM
#5
Gross.

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TopicSeries without a single bad game in them
QJD1381
01/30/22 11:09:56 PM
#67
Mario Kart. Even Double Dash was decent, fight me.

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TopicApparently Tom Brady IS going to retire
QJD1381
01/29/22 12:28:00 PM
#15
scorpion41 posted...
Brady doesnt want to be on a rebuilding team. Bucs must be about to shake up their roster.
That seems to be a recurring theme this year. Teams are going to be rebuilding and no vets feel like sticking around for a potential losing season (reeks of cowardice imo).

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TopicJoni Mitchell next to remove her music from Spotify over Joe Rogan
QJD1381
01/29/22 3:27:19 AM
#88
As long as Joe Rogan stills makes Spotify more money than the combined ones pulling out, these are laughably meaningless gestures.

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TopicYou teleport to whatever location this website gives you.
QJD1381
01/26/22 4:05:00 PM
#76
Rif Dimashq, Syria

Yeah, uh, I don't like my chances.

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Topic$50 thousand but you're transported to a random place on Earth
QJD1381
01/26/22 8:46:20 AM
#39
CaptainStrong posted...
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/
I used that site to get a random location and I ended up about 7 kilometers away from Navaygan, Iran.
After being dropped in the middle of the ocean four straight times, RNG realized I don't like water and instead put me on the edge of the Western Sahara Desert. What a sense of humor this thing has.

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TopicMan arrested for marrying woman without her consent
QJD1381
01/12/22 2:21:25 AM
#3
I can't be the only one who read that as "Isekai City".

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TopicX-Play host goes on rant about sexist YouTube and Twitch commenters
QJD1381
01/12/22 12:22:23 AM
#108
What did that even accomplish? Is that cringeworthy rant supposed to shame people into liking Nu-G4 or something? Laughable.

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TopicDoes the phrase "Let's Go Brandon!" bother you at all?
QJD1381
12/31/21 10:07:11 PM
#68
Nope.

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Topicwould you ever date a stripper?
QJD1381
12/31/21 5:18:25 PM
#16
Absolutely not.

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TopicDo you believe in Extra Terrestrials?
QJD1381
12/30/21 8:14:30 PM
#34
The idea that we humans on our tiny blue planet are the only intelligent life out there in the whole universe has always seemed ridiculously arrogant to me.

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TopicKid gets trampled by the Queen's guards
QJD1381
12/29/21 7:40:38 PM
#90
"Trampled" is a pretty hysterical exaggeration, it's not like they got stomped on by ten people. Kid just got knocked down by one of the guards.

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TopicOne billion dollars, or the chance to spend a year with a passed loved one
QJD1381
12/02/21 10:39:11 PM
#45
Haven't lost any loved ones yet, so free money.

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TopicDo you agree with the Rittenhouse verdict of Not Guilty?
QJD1381
11/19/21 4:40:24 PM
#33
Yes. It objectively was self-defense, personal opinions be damned.

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TopicMan miraculously not shot for firing realistic airsoft gun at police
QJD1381
11/18/21 8:51:17 PM
#46
Helluva lot of racism going on in here, but I guess the mods just won't do anything about it.

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TopicIf you won the lottery, would you ever work again?
QJD1381
11/16/21 8:02:53 PM
#71
Absolutely not.

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TopicSwinger says she lets her mom and sister sleep with her husband
QJD1381
11/13/21 7:26:47 PM
#67
Hmph, and people say hentai isn't realistic! Sweet vindication.

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TopicApparently the DP remakes are gonna be trash
QJD1381
11/08/21 3:51:44 PM
#58
Gonna still sell tens of millions of copies regardless because the Pokmon fanbase cares nothing about quality and just laps up any bile thrown their way by Gamefreak.

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TopicDo trans people really think their post-op genitals are the same
QJD1381
10/30/21 3:57:03 AM
#102
Posting bait memes is still taking the bait. Bunch of suckers in here.

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TopicShould a trans person be upfront about being trans before sleeping with someone?
QJD1381
10/28/21 12:12:25 AM
#413
Apu posted...
I know it sounds crazy, but you actually have to commit a TOS violation to get modded.
On this website? Now there's a funny joke.

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TopicWould you be open to dating a trans person?
QJD1381
10/08/21 3:25:02 AM
#69
Nope.

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Topic21 y/o Georgia adult killed while breaking and entering
QJD1381
10/02/21 4:07:43 AM
#9
Don't break into people's houses if you don't want to become Kibbles. Fair, next.

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TopicSpiderman vs Batman in a battle to the death...who wins?
QJD1381
09/30/21 10:05:54 PM
#45
Unless Batman is equipped with his typical writers plot armor that makes everyone with powers lose a hundred IQ points when fighting him, then Spider-Man punches his head off before Batman has a chance to even reach into his utility belt.

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TopicIf Bugs Bunny gave out hugs, he'd be Hugs Bunny
QJD1381
09/18/21 3:47:37 AM
#33
If Bugs Bunny was advertising a product, he'd be Plugs Buuny.

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TopicAbused girl's father kills pedophile friend
QJD1381
09/05/21 1:31:04 PM
#136
Understandable reaction, but it's still murder though. And too slippery a slope. You don't want people to go around thinking it's okay to butcher each other with impunity just because, "No he was actually a scumbag, trust me, I deserve a medal!". There won't always be clear evidence of 'justification' like this.

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TopicApparently Vegeta did his usual thing again *New Dragon Ball Super Spoilers*
QJD1381
08/18/21 12:13:45 AM
#89
MedeaLysistrata posted...
They should trap Granolah in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber until he dies
If Vejobber's weak ass can blow it up from the inside out then Granola Bar certainly could.

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TopicApparently Vegeta did his usual thing again *New Dragon Ball Super Spoilers*
QJD1381
08/17/21 11:52:42 PM
#85
But did he do the thumb pose before getting his ass kicked though

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