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TopicThere's so much god damn blood in me and it pisses me off
Hambo the Hog
02/17/22 6:41:56 PM
#17
You're right. All it ever does is get saturated with sugar and then when I try pumping in insulin, it ends up with too little sugar instead. It's so goddamn whiny and particular it can just go to hell.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIf I were a Pokemon Trainer, this would be my team:
Hambo the Hog
02/17/22 2:18:32 PM
#36
Turbam posted...
I didn't like when she laughed at me :(
Yeah it's like less laughing at me, more stepping on me queen m i rite?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicStop dying.
Hambo the Hog
02/16/22 12:23:03 PM
#12
Solid Sonic posted...
Would we hold Mother Nature culpable for mass genocide of the human race if we could?
Is that why we've sentenced her to death?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPokemon Gen V be like
Hambo the Hog
02/15/22 1:02:39 PM
#26
CrimsonAngel posted...
Or maybe don't be concerned with the ethics and just enjoy the game
Or this.

Dear GameFreak, please stop asking moral and ethical questions if you aren't going to answer them in a satisfactory manner. Thank you!

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPokemon Gen V be like
Hambo the Hog
02/15/22 12:41:03 PM
#23
Zikten posted...
They should have had no poke balls in Legends. Just have them walk by your side.
I'm all for walking with your pokemon outside of the ball again, but you would still need a system for recruiting new pokeymans to your team. But hey, maybe just throw a special bait or some kind of offering and they'd voluntarily decide to tag along. That would be an ethical load off the back.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPokemon Gen V be like
Hambo the Hog
02/15/22 12:33:40 PM
#18
DarkRoast posted...
Yeah I just got to the part where Calaba basically says "oh so you're catching them in those balls and making them fight, huh?"
Yes! Members of both clans bring that up constantly and then in the end they're just like "oh it's just another way of bonding with your pokemon" as if pokeballs couldn't be used to enslave them by less kind trainers.

CrimsonAngel posted...
They've stated that Pokemon want to be partners with humans the only reason they fight is they want a worthy partner. It's handwave but real world ethics aren't relevant.
And yeah they throw this excuse around but it doesn't explain a pokemon only staying in the ball if it's asleep or paralyzed or if it's a master ball. No consent involved there.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPokemon Gen V be like
Hambo the Hog
02/15/22 12:23:37 PM
#10
They bring it up again in Legends and just kinda shrug it off. They should really just stop questioning the ethics of pokeballs if they aren't gonna emphatically and convincingly justify them.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Hambo the Hog
02/15/22 11:55:25 AM
#473
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/3/AADHstAAC7b_.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/4/AADHstAAC7cA.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicLego Horizon Zero Dawn set officially announced.
Hambo the Hog
02/15/22 11:01:58 AM
#10
MJOLNRVII posted...
I'm imagining the hair staying in place while the head turns.
Huh. That sounds annoying.

Blightzkrieg posted...
How hard would it have been for them to make Lego Aloy hot? Ugh
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/4/AADHstAAC7bE.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicLego Horizon Zero Dawn set officially announced.
Hambo the Hog
02/15/22 10:52:05 AM
#6
So does Aloy's head just not turn with that hair?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI never get tired of this Tails image
Hambo the Hog
02/15/22 12:18:56 AM
#14
Verdekal posted...
That's it lol but I think that's cake.
Yeah that one is from a cake lol.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI never get tired of this Tails image
Hambo the Hog
02/15/22 12:10:25 AM
#10
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/5/AADHstAACY2l.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicFan animation celebrating Mother 3.
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 11:23:32 PM
#5
That was really cute and well done. Mother trilogy HD remake when. Also that game was fucked up. Poor lil monkey.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCant imagine how blue whales felt when they realised they're just filter feeder
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 11:11:21 PM
#5
Well at least they're bigger than you, you whiny little pipsqueak.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI never get tired of this Tails image
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 10:59:23 PM
#3
It's really good and the different variations of it that have popped up are also very good.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIf I were a Pokemon Trainer, this would be my team:
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 9:34:21 PM
#7
Turbam posted...
Zoroak is my dark type that helps with ghost types
So why not like Absol or Houndoom? They're both cooler, especially with mega evolution.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIf I were a Pokemon Trainer, this would be my team:
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 9:23:55 PM
#4
Why Zoroark? If it's the transformation thing you might as well just get a Ditto. Unless you want the Hisuian form for the tentacles.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhoever beats me in Mario Kart 8 will be my ce valentine
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 8:12:55 PM
#102
Harpie posted...
how about an e huggy
I'll allow it. (Hehe, sucker. I never woulda beaten you anyway. I haven't played MK8 in years and I'm too used to CTRNF driving now.)

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSaw some bumper stickers repping the "LGB Community"
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 7:31:58 PM
#21
That's when you take a sharpie and add in the T. It's the right thing to do for those poor souls who received defective stickers. D:

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhoever beats me in Mario Kart 8 will be my ce valentine
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 7:27:42 PM
#78
Harpie posted...
So close ;~;
I know, right? But seeing as you didn't specify DX, imma go ahead and claim the victory. I'd love some flowers. :3

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhoever beats me in Mario Kart 8 will be my ce valentine
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 7:19:27 PM
#70
I have a Switch with switch online and Mario Kart 8. I don't have Mario Kart 8 DX though.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 5:40:09 PM
#458
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/7/AADHstAAC7Qp.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/8/AADHstAAC7Qq.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicLukewarm take: phones are too fucking big now
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 5:26:24 PM
#12
CoorsLight posted...
Man we really fucked up deciding that everyone should own an always online pocket computer
This was always the dream. It's been in every sci-fi story for like fifty years. Of course it's fucked some things up, but it is an incredibly helpful tool.

But yeah, phones constantly getting bigger is annoying. Every time I hafta get a new one I go for basically the smallest option and it's still like "wtf I hafta carry this huge ass thing in my pocket now?" Can't wait for the trend to cycle back to smaller = better. My current phone is getting kinda senile and I'm scared to upgrade.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDoes Psychonauts 2 at least run well on ps4?
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 2:36:52 AM
#6
saspa posted...
Overall did you enjoy your experience with the game? Was it on ps4?
Yeah I played it on ps4. And I absolutely loved it. The writing is hilarious and the way the plot plays out is really cool IMO. The gameplay is less janky than the first one too. I'd definitely recommend it to anyone who's played the first one and enjoyed it even a little.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Hambo the Hog
02/14/22 1:43:02 AM
#447
Heartomaton posted...
I've long maintained that snails are humanity's greatest threat, despite that Turbo propaganda film, and this is just further proof.
It's true and you should say it.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/9/AADHstAAC7GD.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/0/AADHstAAC7GE.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/1/AADHstAAC7GF.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/2/AADHstAAC7GG.jpg


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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Hambo the Hog
02/13/22 7:28:04 PM
#444
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/4/AADHstAAC7BS.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/5/AADHstAAC7BT.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGameStop order came via DoorDash; am I supposed to tip?
Hambo the Hog
02/13/22 11:41:30 AM
#4
He's gonna spit in your next game.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Hambo the Hog
02/13/22 12:45:31 AM
#422
Smackems posted...
Who knew there were so many printer memes
I'm kinda loving their random upsurge. It's long overdue. Like, they could literally just not be shit, but instead we all just go about our day knowing a vital document could be held hostage by a gaslighting printer at any moment.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicAlright, so we all know that pee is stored in the balls, but...
Hambo the Hog
02/13/22 12:33:49 AM
#14
Heartomaton posted...
Then where do they store the milk?
In the fridge.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI hope Pokemon Legends becomes a staple pokemon spinoff series
Hambo the Hog
02/12/22 11:02:55 PM
#17
Super Slash posted...
It should really be the new standard for the mainline games. Pokemon's formula is stale, Game Freak should take Arceus' gameplay and expand upon it for Gen 9.
Kinda seems like a waste of the system they've carried on for decades. I haven't played a traditional game in a while because I have grown bored of them, but they do have a lot more complexity with a larger and more diverse move pool plus abilities. Of course, I'm sure that's more or less what you mean by building upon the Legends battle system, but completely abandoning the old ways would be weird.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Hambo the Hog
02/12/22 8:50:48 PM
#407
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/2/AADHstAAC60S.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Hambo the Hog
02/12/22 6:57:09 PM
#404
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/4/AADHstAAC6ym.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWe need upvotes and downvotes on GameFAQs.
Hambo the Hog
02/12/22 5:01:09 PM
#10
It would be nice to just leave a little like on a good post when you don't really have anything to add to it. But also no thank you.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIf you were a ghost who had to haunt 1 building for eternity. What would it be?
Hambo the Hog
02/12/22 2:08:16 PM
#10
A mall could at least be interesting and it would change things up regularly, assuming that counts as a single building. But they're also going extinct, so p soon you'd be stuck haunting an abandoned building.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

This is a good answer though.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicmy dad watches the lamest shit on YouTube
Hambo the Hog
02/12/22 2:04:35 PM
#7
And apparently his kid posts the lamest shit on gamefaqs.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHow do you pronounce 'Melee'
Hambo the Hog
02/12/22 3:41:40 AM
#12
M'lady

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDoes Psychonauts 2 at least run well on ps4?
Hambo the Hog
02/12/22 1:42:15 AM
#4
saspa posted...
Are you talking Crash ps2 type of loading where the levels take forever and ever to load, but from there it's smooth sailing until the next level and load times? Or is it loading while exploring an area/walking/talking to people etc?
More like the former, but it only takes a while to load, not quite forever and ever. Psychonauts 1 on ps2 actually took forever and ever to load. The areas are generally sizable though, so it's only really annoying in the especially small rooms in the game and when you're fast traveling around minds and between minds. It's been months since I've played it though, so I could be wrong.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDoes Psychonauts 2 at least run well on ps4?
Hambo the Hog
02/12/22 1:18:23 AM
#2
Loading times are annoyingly long, but once that's over, it works. And it is a great game.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicAll the convincing I need for ice cream.
Hambo the Hog
02/11/22 5:38:51 PM
#7
That sign is some false ass advertising then. You oughta march in there and tell them it's your ice cream and you want it now.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicAll the convincing I need for ice cream.
Hambo the Hog
02/11/22 5:28:52 PM
#2
So not NOW?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDo you think it will actually be called Breath of the Wild 2?
Hambo the Hog
02/11/22 3:49:19 PM
#15
Tyranthraxus posted...
I thought they said the name was going to have "Sky" in it.
Breath of the Skyld confirmed

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDo you think it will actually be called Breath of the Wild 2?
Hambo the Hog
02/11/22 3:36:36 PM
#6
AngelicRadiance posted...
I think the "Of the Wild" subtitle will remain but they may change the first word
Revenge of the Wild
Taste of the Wild
Death of the Wild

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicthe perfect girl but she will literally murder you
Hambo the Hog
02/11/22 12:39:23 PM
#6
She will murder you as in if you piss her off or do her wrong, she won't hesitate to murder you?

Or she will invariably try to murder you regardless of what you do?

Or she will invariably succeed in murdering you no matter what you do?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIs Rosalina evil?
Hambo the Hog
02/11/22 12:13:18 PM
#21
uwnim posted...
They regularly play various sports and attend parties together.
Oh so just because they're on opposite sides of various conflicts and literal fights to the death, they can't enjoy a nice civil outing together? Just another sign of the political divide in this kingdom.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIs Rosalina evil?
Hambo the Hog
02/11/22 11:53:00 AM
#8
She has one eye behind her hair at all times. What could she possibly be hiding back there other than EVIL?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicMikaela Shiffrin done with media after NBC's controversial Olympics coverage
Hambo the Hog
02/10/22 3:15:24 PM
#8
Sounds like a fair response. She's an athlete, not a red carpet media show pony.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicY'all ever seen a boob tree?
Hambo the Hog
02/10/22 12:28:22 PM
#13
Heartomaton posted...
The fruit of the boob tree is well-known to be soft, yet firm. And universally delicious.
But a boob in the hand is worth two on the tree.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topic740k painting RUINED after BORED security guard drew EYES on it!!
Hambo the Hog
02/10/22 12:12:14 PM
#31
Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/1/AAEhCpAAC6QB.jpg
Make it so. NFTs have exposed fine art fetishism as the shitshow it is. It's time to make art fun again.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topic740k painting RUINED after BORED security guard drew EYES on it!!
Hambo the Hog
02/10/22 12:06:39 PM
#27
Strider102 posted...
Except the eyes get erased.
Or they're closed. Or there's a little cartoon sun with sunglasses up in the corner.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
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