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What is your preferred D size

asking for educational purposes

I don't have a preference for D size really. My current partner is well endowed and that's pretty nice, but that's not how I get the majority of pleasure
pls
do not ignore the bean
that's my preferred D size
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got TV today. Too lazy to set it up right now. I will later tonight.

!!!
AHHHHH it's TIME

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I have a huge dick

but like, how huge

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Woozul posted...

when i was 10 i got in trouble at petco for climbing the cat towers

Lmaooo how high did you get

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AngelicRadiance posted...

Wish I had some ;_;

Maybe puberty is coming late!
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I want to find a cute transfemale girlfriend.

Well a good start would be referring to her as a transwoman or just simply: a woman
try going out to gay bars, those are very lgbt friendly

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U posted the bread right before I said something about how you didn't post the bread I jumped the gun and I regret my life decisions

lmao is that what you meant to say??
you didn't clearly tell me NOT to post the bread
what's wrong with the bread did you want my nudes to only stay between us two ;0

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Oh fuck nevermind

what's wrong??

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i admit it i like boobs

me too tbh
so squishy and soft and they fit so nicely in the hands

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Hey I posted the bread confession and I wanna say I respect u for not posting a picture of bread like I requested

of course, anything for my favorite ceman ;0000
jk I have no idea who you are ._.

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I bleed when I masturbate. That's not normal is it?

but why
use more lube pls

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Hi, Im the loner who said he crushed on Pikamee. Well, i'll go into more detail: we're both friendless, dead love life (neither of us have ever had a relation) and into lolis. It's frustrating because, she's fun to watch but, my heart is crushing for someone I dont know and never will know. I dont know what she looks like IRL, or what she truly is like.

Argh. It's just so frustrating being so lonely. I dont enjoy it. I hate it with every fiber of my being but, I'm stuck here for another year and by the time I get out i'll be too old for romance. People are going to want me to be having a successful career: my career is a O/N sec guard for a strip center.

Your never too old for romance, not even close. Don't give up. You may not be able to ever speak with Pikamee, but she can still be a source of comfort. And you will eventually find a girl even better than her. What are you leaving in a year?

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I want to be a submissive again lol

What's stopping you? ;o

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Not usually a fan of this but seeing a picture of him smoking makes me want him to use me as an ash tray

dear lord
kinda hot tho

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I have a cheating problem, i was cheating on my gf with a girl from work and I promised my work gf that I was only hooking up with her but I had like 3 different work gfs on rotation. They were all keeping it a secret from each other.

my god just keep the rotational work gf's and dump the real one

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AngelicRadiance posted...

Hot

no u

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free Chinchy

free who

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I found your nudes https://i.imgur.com/27lG5vF.png

Oh fuck I can't post links

It's just a pic of bread ok I promise u

If you actually post this omit this part

I mean everything after the link

Cuz otherwise it wouldn't make sense

I mean it doesn't totally make sense to begin with but remember you used to say ur a potato idk if you do anymore shit is it mean I'm sorry I won't post this confes

I'll make an exception for u qt, ce needs to have their eyes burned by my glorious nudes
im suing you tho how did you get this??
I am in fact still a potato thanks for asking

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I was playing beach soccer with some ppl and the ball hit me in the nuts and I cried. My GF left me because I cried. What do?

Show up to her place with 50 beach balls and throw them at her until she gets back with you

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oh shit it is out for delivery. Okay maybe it won't take until friday O_O

Did it arrive??

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I am a guy who opened a [lewd account]. I was broke but then I put on some eye liner and showed some teeth and now I am called sexy raccoon and I am making it rain.

Dayum son rake it in
Can I ask how much you make in tips?

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I am getting impatient waiting for my new TV. It is technically supposed to show up on Friday but I was initially given a 29th-3rd delivery schedule. It shipped back the day before thanksgiving and arrived at a carrier facility on the west coast. The tracking progress bar has gradually been increasing, but I didn't get any direct updates for almost a week. Today I finally got an update saying it finally made it across the country (granted I understand delays because weekend, thanksgiving and all the black friday fuckery). Hopefully it will show up before friday. I know I'm being impatient and I get why it's taking longer than I want it to, so I'm not at like karen levels of impatience, but waiting is inconvenient >_<

It'll get here eventually.. probably :P
You better update me when you get that TV, I wanna know what you think of it

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Proof of a cruel but artful God,
Flowing hair and lips sweeter than Lokum
I would give all of myself to you until there is nothing left
Sacrificial lamb, yet wholly impure
Pray to the Adonis who made you that the offering is enough

thot's and prayers that your sacrifice is enough


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sometimes i like to lick switch cartridges

it's a good palette cleanser, I always have a stack near my dinner table whenever I need to get rid of an old taste

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You know your relationship sucks when you can barely give any details about your partner without people thinking you can do so much better

lmao this was me and tiny chad

tiny chad was a 5'3" guy I had a fling with a long time ago. I told ce about him and they were not pleased
he was kinda anti semitic to be fair. We didn't really talk much anymore after that came to light

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Tired of being with someone with the emotional (+ possibly general) intelligence of a 5 year old.
I used to think it was incredibly satisfying to be more accomplished, worldly, powerful, intelligent (etc etc ), but I have since realized its a way of trying to respond to being treated as less than by partners and family. As not enough. Reflects insecurity on a fundamental level to have a need to be better than a partner, and I am paying for not being cognizant of that until now.
I want someone I can talk to. To see the world with. Not someone who pouts and makes it about them when I need support, and needs constant explanation for exceedingly simple concepts. I want someone who can challenge me to be the best version of myself for other reasons than making more money for them. Someone who has long term goals that I also can support. Open minded. Curious. You get the picture.
This is a large part of what makes me feel loved, and Im not getting it.

You'll find that love someday, I promise <333

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(person with the crush confession earlier)
One sentence, one phrase, one word and he makes my heart melt. This is the most painful crush I have experienced in years.

I think part of this is that I am not happy in my current relationship (and never have been), but I have learned to not jeopardize stability.

Perhaps it is the unknown that is as exciting as it is terrifying. Unexplored worlds with the potential heat of a thousand suns, which may very well burn out quicker with less to show for.

And you pay when the fire dies, when you cant keep it alive longer, you pay with parts of your existence that you would never expect to sacrifice.

I love the way you write, it's so poetic.
Maybe it's a good idea to jeopardize stability. If you've never been happy with your partner, then why are you with them? Don't just go where life takes you, take control over your destiny

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I'm only marrying him as a last resort. I have nobody else left. He's not a bad guy but, i've settled down. I'm almost 30 and want kids.

wowowow this is juicy
Maybe he'll grow on you more. how many do you want?

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I slept with my best friends wife before they were married (they were dating). We did it multiple times. He doesn't know. My friend doesnt understand why his wife is so awkward around me.

lmao oopsies
what was the situation that led to you sleeping with your best friend's gf the first time??

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I have a crush on a vtuber from VOMs prject named Pikamee. I can't believe I actually have a crush on a goddamn vtuber. I'm someone that is stuck indoors from Covid and generally introverted and depressed. Pikamee hits all the right notes: someone I can truly relate too. I know it's stupid, and I'm embarrassed to say it.

nah that's cute, not stupid. there's a real person behind there so

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Crushing on someone here who also has expressed some reciprocation, am in a stable relationship + he is really far away from me anyway
Sucks how much temporality and geography has to do with, well, everything.
if this was 100 years ago my mind wouldnt know and my heart wouldnt ache because the internet wasnt a thing, lol.
(Sehnsucht ist so grausam)

oof, I know how that feels. Careful though, and try not to do anything that you wouldn't want your current partner doing with someone else

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so excited to see you perform, using hashtag harpie??

;o

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I opted for Dairy Queen since tendies and a blizzard were more appealing to me atm

the cheeseburger is actually pretty good too. Dairy queen is SLEPT ON by most people smh

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is confessing our sins a surefire way of avoiding hell?

to me specifically? Yes
In any other instance? no way you ain't going to hell buddy

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Yeah idk, I guess there's no reason hot people can't be thirsty. Wouldn't know. It was just an excuse to gush about her. I wish I were a pretty girl so she would notice me.

she'll notice you if you go out of your way to interact and be nice to her though
maybe you can be buddies

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if you make sure to block out people in your own state from finding your room you should be solid in staying anonymous

rip to all the washington cemen

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I've had a terrible day and I'm quite inebriated... lets get this party started!!

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AngelicRadiance posted...

We had to sell the escape pods so Allen could buy NFTs

Ah fuck

do we just all die now

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Yeah idk, I guess there's no reason hot people can't be thirsty. Wouldn't know. It was just an excuse to gush about her. I wish I were a pretty girl so she would notice me.

Oh I was worried you were making some kind of dig at her lol
Well with modern science you can come pretty close ;000

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if you make sure to block out people in your own state from finding your room you should be solid in staying anonymous

I know, thats something Id definitely do lol

Will_VIIII posted...

Remote work is still relatively easy to find and some jobs don't even require you to live in the same state.

That said if you want to do it anyway more power to you.

I dont have any qualifications quite yet, though I am just starting to learn python. It wont be for a while though until my skills are good enough to get paid for.

I unexpectedly lost my last job, and this new contract job has much less hours for me than promised. That combined with my car needing nearly $2k in repairs money is scarily tight. I can barely pay my rent this month

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Why is AngelicRadiance so thirsty? Like 90% sure I saw her post a picture in a selfie topic years ago and she was gorgeous.

Because being thirsty is fun, Im hella thirsty too if you couldnt tell lol. She really is, shes so pretty <33

Heres a confession from me:
Back when she and I used to talk more, I definitely had a crush on her. She was my first ce crush

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I feel like Im confused as far as relationships go. I kinda got attached to the idea of just being with one person, but most of everything around me requires me to be free of that.. I do like the idea of longing for one person, of them longing for me. Just knowing were both weirdos not meant together through time and space, but because thats what weve always wanted. Just companionship and love without having to share that, our own slice of the world around us. In a way Im afraid to approach tinder since I know things can happen but somehow Ill wind up just sorta heartbroken since I just feel like Ill bond with that person. I dont feel like I can detach myself even if it were just in terms platonic sex (thats happened before, but it really aint me) since I tend to get genuinely curious to the point my wondering gets the better of me. I still accept glances and chance, but somehow Ive been getting more turned off from the prospect of someone just entering my life and leaving so nowadays I dont even bother. Should I just get over those feelings and ditch them? They just dont feel valid anymore in this time period tbh, feels like where Im at now location wise its become a hub of just casual dating until we accept each other as open until we get bored of eachother because nothing is special or meant to be.. just seems like thatll be what Ill be feeling eventually realistically I dont know jack - any thoughts?

It seems like you have a fear of giving your heart away to someone who wont give you theirs, and its stopping you from pursuing anything altogether. At least, thats how Im reading it. Just remember that youll never find your life partner if you dont look. Sure, maybe youll get your heart broken but thats okay. Theres a finite number of people you will date in order to find the one. After each person, thats one heartbreak closer to finding your person.

Id say get over the feelings of not wanting to bother if you truly want someone in your life. Avoiding it wont get you anywhere except for more whats ifs.

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i have had a fetish with casual and public nudity / sex ever since i had a dream about it, is it weird

Not weird at all! I actually have the same one

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you'd probably have to use a good hashtag as you'd probably get moderated to oblivion for saying your username

Maybe a current events hashtag or something

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AngelicRadiance posted...

You're really gonna get into camming?

Im still not 100% sure. Mostly Im just paranoid about it coming back to my real name

But I need the money so

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test run eh? probably wont even be able to find you q_q

Id like to be discoverable, people from here would probably tip a bit better than randoms lol


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