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TopicIf you're unattractive, you're going to have a hard life.
Orlando_Jordan
10/31/21 6:24:15 PM
#6
Glob posted...
Your personality is on you.
A lot of your personality comes from your upbringing. For example, if your mom was a neat freak and made you clean all the time, then you're probably going to be a neat freak. If your dad drank 20 beers on Wednesday night and yelled at your mom, that may be normalized to you.
TopicIf you're unattractive, you're going to have a hard life.
Orlando_Jordan
10/31/21 6:13:10 PM
#1
There are things you can fix:
Being fit vs. Being out of shape
Being well-groomed vs. Being a slob

And then there are the things you can't fix:
Height
Your face
Your personality

Some people just got dealt a bad hand.
TopicWomen put effort into seeing Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
10/31/21 5:16:29 PM
#5
PyroBlade1985 posted...
I know TC. Women who suck up to Chads aren't worth it. Like dealing with Updog.
Or catching Ligma.
TopicWomen put effort into seeing Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
10/31/21 4:59:55 PM
#1
They'll show up 15 minutes early for a date with him. They'll cancel at the last minute on you.
TopicC/D: NO guy wants a girl who is "fluent in sarcasm."
Orlando_Jordan
10/30/21 3:21:59 AM
#1
Discuss.
TopicChad: I just go up to a girl and say hi. Works every time.
Orlando_Jordan
10/29/21 9:34:06 PM
#1
Incels: I have to cook up a witty opening line, then ask about her, get her number, follow the 24 hour no contact rule, and then be cool, but casual when texting, and hope for the best.

*Girl walks away*
TopicEver wonder why some people have such a hard time avoiding suspension?
Orlando_Jordan
10/29/21 5:03:40 PM
#3
Error1355 has them tagged as "suspension target."
Topic$100, or limitless Chad ****?
Orlando_Jordan
10/29/21 4:12:04 PM
#1
Which would you rather have?
TopicMod anonymity needs to end, right now.
Orlando_Jordan
10/28/21 7:29:29 PM
#2
Agreed. It's absurd that a secret moderator can close your topics, moderate you when you ask why, and then uphold his own moderation. It's bait, pure and simple.
TopicOrlando_Jordan is WARNED.
Orlando_Jordan
10/28/21 6:59:34 PM
#1
Just kidding.
TopicShould men have to pay a "friendzone subscription" to women?
Orlando_Jordan
10/28/21 2:22:52 AM
#3
David1988 posted...
I already have a lot of women friends on that basis, its a pretty effective system tbh
Gamer girls?
TopicShould men have to pay a "friendzone subscription" to women?
Orlando_Jordan
10/28/21 1:56:30 AM
#1
Basically, when a man is put in the friendzone, but still wants to talk to the woman, perhaps he should have a small subscription fee to remain on her friendlist and to continue to get her replies.
TopicIt's too late to be popular.
Orlando_Jordan
10/28/21 12:06:13 AM
#1
You're a fully grown adult. At best, you'll have like 8 friends.
TopicJust me and the boys from CE hanging out at McDonald's.
Orlando_Jordan
10/27/21 11:58:51 PM
#1
TopicEver think about how much sex the average woman must have?
Orlando_Jordan
10/27/21 10:54:34 AM
#18
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Yeah but still. The way she says it implies that's a long time for her, clearly before all that responsibility she was getting blasted by limitless chad dick. The point remains that that wouldn't be seen as a long time for most guys
7 months is more than HALF A YEAR. On what planet is that NOT a long time for a guy to go without sex? Do you live on Mars?
TopicEver think about how much sex the average woman must have?
Orlando_Jordan
10/26/21 11:13:13 PM
#11
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
That's a long time for a woman, yeah. Which is my point. For a man that's like less than the average gap if he doesn't have a gf or wife
That's a long time for a man. But I'm willing to bet most women haven't gone a week without sex in years.
TopicEver think about how much sex the average woman must have?
Orlando_Jordan
10/26/21 10:53:13 PM
#8
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
I think I learned about this from an episode of CSI where the older blonde CSI was whining to Grissom about her sex life
"I haven't had sex in six-- no, seven months!"

I was like what the FUCK, women live in an utterly different world
lol, what? That's a LONG time. I don't believe that for a second.
TopicEver think about how much sex the average woman must have?
Orlando_Jordan
10/26/21 10:46:53 PM
#1
Compared to the average man.
TopicWhy is Tiktok so cringe
Orlando_Jordan
10/26/21 8:27:31 PM
#6
It may be cringe, but the boys on there making dumb videos are getting cute girls. You're posting on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.
TopicWill seasons no longer be a thing?
Orlando_Jordan
10/26/21 4:20:27 PM
#2
Life itself will be a thing of the past because of climate change.
TopicWhy do girls ask dumb questions like this on dating apps?
Orlando_Jordan
10/26/21 4:19:47 PM
#14
This is exactly the answer she was looking for. She's definitely going to sleep with you, TC.
TopicDuncan blocked me :(
Orlando_Jordan
10/26/21 3:14:22 PM
#14
DogOfPeace posted...
suddenly the Duncan dont meme got much darker
TopicDo environmentalists upset you?
Orlando_Jordan
10/26/21 3:09:01 PM
#5
Do normal guys who have relationships and their own place upset you, TC?
TopicImagine a planet where creatures slowly kill it.
Orlando_Jordan
10/26/21 3:03:47 PM
#1
The creatures think they're very smart for leveling forests, pumping the sky full of carbon emissions, and destroying the ecosystem. Then they all die.
TopicRate Stephen Colbert's Donald Trump impression.
Orlando_Jordan
10/25/21 5:54:40 PM
#1
1/10
TopicFirst day using Tesla's full self driving beta in the books.
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 10:06:03 PM
#6
People die from this self-driving bullshit. I'm glad my car doesn't have it.
TopicYou might as well slide into her DMs.
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 9:35:24 PM
#5
BloodMoon7 posted...
She has a husband. I'm not THAT evil.
Yes, you are.
TopicYou might as well slide into her DMs.
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 9:32:46 PM
#3
Simp posted...
too late, I beat you to it
From: Simp
TopicYou might as well slide into her DMs.
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 9:09:14 PM
#1
That's what Chad would do.
TopicYou: "Would you like to go on a date?"
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 8:41:30 PM
#4
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Chad: "Would you like to go on a date?"
Girl: "Yeah! We could go bowling, mini-golfing, or to a restaurant. I'll pay!"
TopicYou: "Would you like to go on a date?"
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 8:20:27 PM
#1
Girl: "fuck no."
TopicWhen do you consider a property a luxury apartment or condo?
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 7:41:44 PM
#3
A tiny pool isn't luxurious. A full-size pool and gym is impressive.
TopicC/D: A secure man will allow his wife to sleep with another man.
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 7:15:02 PM
#1
It just confirms that he has a catch.
Topic"Thank you, employer. I'm so glad I get to work here!"
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 6:44:43 PM
#8
ImAMarvel posted...
My old manager expected me to be so grateful for working at his place, only he paid me barely above minimum wage at the time and treated me like shit. >_>

His place ended up closing down due to covid. lmao fuck him
Hahaha, I hope he lives in a cardboard box now. It would serve him right.
Topic"Thank you, employer. I'm so glad I get to work here!"
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 6:37:18 PM
#1
"I'll sacrifice every weekend. I'll miss every holiday, every important event in my life. My job comes first, always."
TopicThe more time you spend single, the more sad it is.
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 3:56:42 PM
#1
Everyone else can find someone in a week or less.
TopicImagine an alcoholic doing better in life than you.
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 3:01:21 PM
#15
a-c-a-b posted...
I have a job, my own place and friends.

Considering how you spend all your time on here, that's likely better than you're doing.
Is that all? Everyone has a job, their own place, and friends.
TopicImagine an alcoholic doing better in life than you.
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 2:52:07 PM
#7
a-c-a-b posted...
I'm an alcoholic and likely doing better in life than someone who spends all their time shitposting about incels and Chads.

How does it feel?
Prove you're doing good in life.
TopicImagine an alcoholic doing better in life than you.
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 2:47:09 PM
#1
Pretty depressing to think about, isn't it?
TopicCould you beat 1998 Kane in a fight?
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 2:31:30 PM
#1
Well?
TopicFat guy: "I have Tinder Gold."
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 2:13:51 PM
#1
"I'm a baller."

lmao
TopicHow does it feel that you get to work hard for 42 years, and your reward...
Orlando_Jordan
10/24/21 1:15:50 PM
#1
Is to smell your own farts for 10 years and then kick the bucket?
TopicImagine being divorced after you have a son.
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/21 11:05:27 PM
#1
And your wifes new boyfriend is Chad. And she doesnt want to let you see your son.
TopicUnpopular opinion: Most people here never had game.
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/21 8:55:30 PM
#4
BloodMoon7 posted...
Well thanks Captain Obvious.
Some blame their looks. I blame their lack of game AND their looks.
TopicUnpopular opinion: Most people here never had game.
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/21 4:47:40 PM
#1
When other boys were joking with girls in middle school and making them laugh, they were building a foundation for their game. In high school, other boys were flirting and dating while the average CEman could barely hold a conversation with a girl. In college, other guys had full fledged game, while the average CEman could only awkwardly try to flirt.
TopicSooooo Woke up today (yesterday) to watching The Crow...
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/21 1:38:11 AM
#2
Great topic. Very clear. Very descriptive.
TopicDo you think you will ever have sex with a woman in your lifetime?
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/21 4:01:13 PM
#1
Discuss.
TopicWhy do sports teams who never win have fans?
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/21 3:35:13 PM
#1
What would compel you to buy the merchandise and enthuse about a team that never wins? That's just sad.
TopicI just found a dead roach in a spider web.
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/21 3:21:18 PM
#1
That's a yikes.
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