Lurker > Orlando_Jordan

10/10 women want Chad.
9/10 women women want Chad.
8/10 women women want Chad.
7/10 women women want Chad.
6/10 women women want Chad.

Pretty soon, 5/10 and below women will only accept Chad.

We're a year into his presidency, gas prices are sky high, the economy is in shambles, and the guy can't stop printing money and devaluing the US dollar. At this point, he should step down and let Kamala Harris take over.

So 98 looters died?

no

@CJayC

You expect me to watch a full movie?

Many women say they like guys who show emotions and cry. From what I've seen, when a man takes the bait, women get turned off. The men who suppress their emotions get the girls, and so it's passed down from generation to generation.

Isn't it just polyamory?

I'm privileged, self employed in a profession that works insane hours a few times a year then a lull. Everywhere around me is scrambling fo to exploit seasonal workers. I'm doing my part to waste their time.

listing open interviews where I can sign up for a slot? Best believe I've booked an interview for end of the day Friday and 1st thing Monday Morning.

Think your fast food joint is being clever by using an online chat bot that schedules actual interviews with local managers? Doesn't seem very smart not to block out the 11-1pm lunch rush time slot.
I've made a phone number public so recruiters and businesses can contact me. Of course, If they call, they'll have to sit through the longest greeting voicemail would let me post before leaving a message.

If they're hurting so bad for labor the least we can do is make it as burdensome as possible for them to exploit others.

She wants you.

As we all know, girls are way too block happy these days. So the best thing you can do is find her on another social media platform and shoot your shot a second time. I could never figure out the best way to go about this, though.

Th3Truth posted...

Oh shit, Dotson is LivingLegend/Buttsage.

Wait, did he post on the wrong account and give himself away? Is that why he deleted all of his messages?

What?

Nobody needed you to make a fake Tinder to prove that.

Why do you keep deleting your messages?

JahanDotson posted...

To continue my rant Its almost like theres a rule thats says you will be banned for even suggesting that you pleasured a woman.

Female enjoyment is allegedly a taboo thing here.

Talk about pleasing yourself until the cows come home though because apparently that is A-OK!

You've never pleased a woman.

JahanDotson posted...

I work every weekend so its not surprising I have a female friend coming over to visit on Sunday however Were gonna watch football and do grown-up things before I have to go back to work at night

And you'll still have no play. How does that make you feel?

How does that make you feel?

That guy needs to get his life together.

She got the last laugh, didn't she?

Lorthremar posted...

did you really think this was worth posting

Topics about Craigslist are always worth posting. Go back to your JRPG and Kpop topics.

"Rent negotiable."

Discuss.

Bandit_Keith posted...

Nope. Try again.

You wouldn't kick your son out of the house before 18. He turned 18 last week.

He says "The real world is too hard, dad. That's why I prefer to live in this one instead of getting a job. I even have a girlfriend. She's an NPC, but still."

If you know a guy who is always hanging out with hot girls, he's definitely getting laid.

"Even though you already swiped left on them."

How could anybody pass this up?

Cancel GameFAQs mods.

BloodMoon7 posted...

I mean they aren't.

Shoving a metal rod into your ear definitely sounds safer than a soft cotton swab.

"That's why I trust a metal tool."

eston posted...

These days most of them probably have Cash App or Venmo lol

Imagine them hitting you up on Venmo with requests again and again.

Dreepapult posted...

They're hot of course, but even given the chance I'd pass. Sex with a pornstar would be kinda gross. She's had lot of penii in her orifices

I hate to break it to you, but so have non-pornstars.

Alucard188 posted...

Imagine having a favourite pornstar or even remembering what their names are.

This is the kind of guy who goes to a porn site and searches things like "dirty back alley cheap blonde DOMINATED by bodybuilder."

Other guys got to. She wasn't even their favorite.

Is he a misogynist?

Chad can be cringe and girls will just laugh. If you act cringe, then it's a big deal.

bigtiggie23 posted...

Which cheeks?

Her face cheek.

Turtlebread posted...

why would anyone ever do this

Some guys are down on their luck.

And then she says "You may kiss me on the cheek." How would you honestly react?

Why did you delete that, Scotty_Rogers?

Would you?

Is that weird?

"Choir practice."

Chad considers her one night stand material.

WeeWeiWiiWie posted...

Dude's a con-artist, at best.

The man changed the world and made electric cars popular. We're finally getting away from fossil fuels and taking better care of our planet. But he's a con-artist.

He knows how to run a profitable cutting edge company. He knows tax loopholes. He's the world's richest man.

Imagine what your life could be if you did something productive instead.

BloodMoon7 posted...

You realize you can still alter those and it doesn't neccesarily turn out that way either. Your parents can be neat freaks but you can be a slob and vice versa.

Go ahead and alter your personality. See how long that lasts. There's a reason people say "just be yourself."