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Pukimuku (spelling)

The police officer was soooooo kawaii

cop makes me want to back the blue

Your parents loved you without asking anything in return. It's yours to squander and abuse.

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*raises hand*

can we clone you in Ireland?

depends on the position

Some of them require shoulder strength, like if you want to push someones legs up and hold them there.

Poundgarden's dad

Neither pissed me off. They both made me raise an eyebrow.

I feel like you need to be somewhat physically strong to truly have good sex with a fat woman. Like, in order to be aggressive you need to be able to manhandle a large woman and have the strength to do that. It takes energy and muscles and if youre not prepared then you will feel the soreness in all of the muscle groups I mentioned (shoulders, and, and glutes.)

Go to the gym and build your strength if you want to date a fat girl and have the best experience. But if youre skinny youll get by, but it will just be difficult if you dont have much strength in your upper body, lower body and core.

When we were in elementary school, my older brother made up a stupid joke about pit bulls.

My elementary school had a contest every week and the winner was invited to be a guest on the schools morning TV news show.

Well one week the contest was to write the best joke. I submitted my brothers pit bull joke and I won the contest so I appeared on the TV show and read the joke to the hole school. Wanna hear the joke?

What do you get when you cross Lassie with a pit bull?
A dog that bites your leg off and runs for help

even in the late 90s people were knocking pit bulls :/

That was a bittersweet story, but glad she died in the arms of someone she loved.

https://imgur.com/a/JtoonZ4

I didn't even watch the show and I know the answer is Dethklok

Just watched the special. In context of the joke he isn't actually a TERF. He just used it to make fun of Caitlyn Jenner.

The whole transgender section of the special was incredibly hit or miss but I think he closed it out well at least.

not nearly as often as i should be

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wtf no picture of Pikachu? Topic fail

She has a tumor in her mouth. We're going to have to put her down.

no but you can have some mac and cheese if you want. Or leftover pizza, gimme your address and you can try it its pretty good