Lurker > Dakimakura
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| Topic | ew even Tom Brady is in crypto commercials now |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 9:07:50 PM #3 | How those commercials go: Tom Brady + Wife pushing the billionaire range: "I want to get into crypto now." * Calls up other billionaires to figure out ways to manipulate the market to make more money while the non-billionaires continue to suffer * * Non-billionaires more concerned about something stupid like what team Tom Brady will be on. * --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | I'm DOUBLE VAXXED |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 8:06:45 PM #3 | i'm SEXtuple VAXXXED --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Banned - disagreed with moderator |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 7:42:13 PM #12 | any discord server --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Is Mario a virgin? |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 7:23:00 PM #4 | once Christ Pratt makes him normal he be fuckin all da chicks --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | How can Mario kill Bowser once and for all? |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 7:18:26 PM #6 | Strider102 posted... Convince Peach to fall in love with him and shower him with affection. In that time Bowser would probably breed Peach and create a new Bowser this time with diplomatic immunity over Mario. Mario will be sitting in jail while royal Bowser will bring new prosperity to the Mushroom Kingdom. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | How can Mario kill Bowser once and for all? |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 7:14:44 PM #1 | Clearly dunking him in lava isn't working. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Does the military still paint waifus on the planes like in WW2? |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 7:12:45 PM #7 |  --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Rihanna is the queen now. |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 7:02:17 PM #9 | I have never heard any Rihanna or Beyonce songs, but I can say without a doubt that Rihanna is better. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Hey CE, can't get a girlfriend? Then I have a solution for you. |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 6:57:00 PM #8 | 1337toothbrush posted... I'd prefer cuddling with Dakimakura You could stitch another pillow to it and get a full body sleeve. Created literally the perfect woman. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Hey CE, can't get a girlfriend? Then I have a solution for you. |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 4:09:00 PM #3 | Slayer_22 posted... I bought 50, does that mean I have a harem? It means whatever you want it to mean. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Hey CE, can't get a girlfriend? Then I have a solution for you. |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 4:07:30 PM #1 |  Enjoy --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | BREAKING: Cube-shaped object spotted on moon; China rover to investigate. |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 2:38:04 AM #50 | Foppe posted... It growing spikes. The moon was just one giant covid virus all along. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | To everyone who has a fucking issue with pronouns: |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 12:42:51 AM #2 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVx9Nk8B2gM --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | If your life was a porn film, what kind would it be? |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 12:11:21 AM #7 | the kind where the girl is humping the pillow --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | BREAKING: Cube-shaped object spotted on moon; China rover to investigate. |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 12:08:12 AM #17 | yeah what if the cube releases a wave that makes all chicks with big mommy milkers suddenly super horny for slightly overweight / out of shape ugly guys. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | $50k or women stop wearing bikini tops when swimming |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 12:03:41 AM #38 | im confused tc let me see some examples --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | BREAKING: Cube-shaped object spotted on moon; China rover to investigate. |
| Dakimakura 12/04/21 12:02:37 AM #11 | With how much shit we are putting up into space it could be anything created by Earthlings. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Obvious female: "She/her." |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 11:54:35 PM #13 | pics of the obvious she/her so i can verify --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Best gifts under $25? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 11:50:44 PM #10 |  --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Shakira, cute or hot? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 10:17:27 PM #21 | i might need more pics to decide --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | FFXIV General: Endtimes Edition |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 9:53:00 PM #75 | Blue_Dream87 posted... Someo of y'all acting like you've never seen an MMO/expansion launch before. Prolly gonna be crazy well into next week. I have played every WoW and FFXIV expansion launch without anywhere close to these amount of problems. Only one I can think of that went this poorly is WoD expansion for WoW. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Why do we keep the south in the union? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 9:11:18 PM #4 | College Football --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | dear god, microsoft is desperate for you to use Edge |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 9:05:30 PM #4 | Microsoft Edge is now the most secure browser though --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Does it kinda feel like to you that Covid is never gonna end? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 8:52:05 PM #10 | Oh it will end. Once it gets strong enough to kill us all --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Are you a stoner? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 8:46:55 PM #11 | im no stoneman --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Aubrey Kate and Elsa Jean would destroy CE |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 8:44:16 PM #26 | PatrickMahomes posted... why do people think lips like that are attractive because social media is a disease --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Please Understand! Indie Game Company critiqued for Ekans walking animation |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 8:43:29 PM #46 | Zikten posted... reminded me of something on this same topic, I saw earlier today the hell is this weeb shit --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | is "Night Shift" by Lucy Dacus the most cathartic song of the decade? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 8:40:24 PM #4 | no --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Aubrey Kate and Elsa Jean would destroy CE |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 8:39:57 PM #21 | id rub penises with them --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | I love white women |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 8:35:29 PM #21 | where da white womens at --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | is this girl that thought soap was food hot? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 8:32:25 PM #3 | id let her eat my soap --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Liz Lemon did nothing wrong |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 8:31:26 PM #8 | Liz Lemon banged James Franco and his hot wife. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Fungi are the true rulers of this planet |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 8:29:37 PM #4 | i am jealous of how fast they reproduce --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | What pick up line did you use on dis butterface? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 8:27:16 PM #8 | 'itz a shame what the current political agenda is doing this dis country! Now let me see dose milkers' --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Lets see how our moon is doing shall we.... |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 7:51:20 PM #3 | Lol --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | POLL: Ever tried online dating apps? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 7:48:22 PM #9 | Slaya4 posted... Meet my wife okay --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Activision just can't stop being a fucking terrible company. |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 7:42:26 PM #15 | Alpha218 posted... These are real people who have been strung along with their livelihoods pulled out from underneath them. No need to look down on them just so you can make such an edgy comment. It was an insult to Activision. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Activision just can't stop being a fucking terrible company. |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 7:27:52 PM #3 | How many people does it take to copy and paste Call of Duty games? --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Would you settle for a 9/10? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 7:22:11 PM #5 | no --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Best Christmas movie? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 6:45:21 PM #5 |  --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | FFXIV General: Endtimes Edition |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 6:42:23 PM #65 | lol https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/r8c51p/i_wait_2_hoursfor_this/ --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | FFXIV General: Endtimes Edition |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 6:22:28 PM #63 | lol  --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Which female CEuser is dis? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 6:17:58 PM #6 | would breed --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Why didn't they call Ross Geller on Friends Ross Gel Hair? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 6:16:39 PM #5 | David1988 posted... Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five? Found the person with omicron @FBI take him away and put him in quarantine --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
| Topic | Why didn't they call Ross Geller on Friends Ross Gel Hair? |
| Dakimakura 12/03/21 6:12:58 PM #3 | I4NRulez posted... It was a sitcom in the 90s. They made fun of Ross all the time though --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv |
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