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Damn_Underscore
12/04/21 7:21:45 PM
#1:


?????


huh?

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Background_Guy
12/04/21 7:22:14 PM
#2:


He's never gone beyond a kiss on the cheek, he's saving himself
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BilalPowell
12/04/21 7:22:51 PM
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He's never had a chance to lose it. His woman keeps getting kidnapped and he's loyal.

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Dakimakura
12/04/21 7:23:00 PM
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once Christ Pratt makes him normal he be fuckin all da chicks

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Wii_Shaker
12/04/21 7:23:30 PM
#5:


Peach has had at least 8 children with Bowser. Nine if you count Mario Party as canon.

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Homeless_Waifu
12/04/21 7:23:38 PM
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I mean if he was, he wouldn't be that thirsty to save peach for every castle she wasn't there.

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pegusus123456
12/04/21 7:23:46 PM
#7:


All of the yes votes have never played TTYD.

Mario gets more pussy than a no-kill cat shelter.

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Alteres
12/04/21 7:24:06 PM
#8:


poor yoshi...

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Nukazie
12/04/21 7:24:56 PM
#9:


is he not with toad

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Wii_Shaker
12/04/21 7:25:36 PM
#10:


Alteres posted...
poor yoshi...
Aren't Yoshi and Birdo an item?


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ArchHero
12/04/21 7:26:03 PM
#11:


Have you ever played Mario's Game Gallery?

Yes, yes he is.

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bladegash
12/04/21 7:30:08 PM
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Not since bowsette entered the scene. I saw proof once that he smashed.

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