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I think if you put an Army jacket on a duffel bag full of dirty laundry it would be a more worthwhile soldier than I would.

The Rock as the Oregon Trail. Not a settler on the Oregon Trail. The actual Oregon Trail.

Maybe the real Ladybird died long ago and they just kept replacing her with other old bloodhounds without telling Hank.

My plan is to just become a prostitute.

Written by Kathleen Kennedy.

Dave's not here, man.

Just what we need. An even OLDER president.

It's a shame that one concert was the only thing to do in Las Vegas.

Does present-day Hungary look like 1970s Indiana?

Years ago when my mom stooped so low.

Oh damn I remember you making topics all those years ago when you first got her. Sorry, man.

Just soreness at the injection site that lasted for like a day and a half.

Labeling your lemons should hopefully keep the lemon stealing whores away.

Don't do it.

Well at least he believes this assassinated president is actually dead.

Tbh I already feel like I get kicked in the head everyday.

Don't cancel the first card.

My recollection is that Louie Anderson was the president of South Africa in the 90s.

What do we use when we run out of Greek letters?

Tune in next week to watch Boba Fett walk around telling people he's in charge now.

Boba Fett, no one respects you.

Would it help if I hire some teenagers on hover scooters to protect me?

I'm finding it to be incredibly boring tbh

Here is the wreckage.

https://i.imgur.com/2HvQkyR.jpeg

I got it January of last year.

Over the Road Racing prepared me for this.

Quint's Indianapolis speech is one of the best monologues in film.

In my top 5 for sure.

You ask some really dumb questions sometimes.

I'm still blaming Matt Damon.

Democrats can't get dick done and Republicans are quite lock-step when it comes to fascist policies so yes.

Kicking his ass to the curb really should be at the top of Microsoft's to-do list.

I'd buy the dip but the dip had all my money.

We're way past the point where shutting down for just two weeks would do anything substantial.

The streets were my mother.

Does that count as a threesome?

That sounds really nasty.

"I swear on the life of my dead grandpa"

Uhh

You look like someone with a nuanced opinion on what biting a child entails.

Well it's his fault so of course he's fine when the blame is directed towards someone else.