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So can you provide me an example of someone doing it right? It should be trivial to compare results of Caesar's methods with another trainer and see who's had more success.

you're asking me to compare something that would generate an incident with something that wouldn't.

"Something something cornered racist" no u!

i'm glad you admit to being done.

Caesar Romero has been training dogs for over 20 years and specializes in rehabilitating violent dogs. The fact that he could have a career doing this for 20 years and not have a mistake like this until recently is proof of his skill.

no, it's not. and that's not his only mistake. you don't rehabilitate smaller-brained animals by shows of dominance and violence.

no matter how long he's been at it, he's been doing it wrong. and i'm not the only one to say. i trust you - tyranthraxus, not necessarily any of the other participants - to look into that.

my calling him a hack may not be fair. he may be going on outdated information.

but animal psychology has moved past him. give me the benefit of the doubt on that.

like you're not going to break your golden of hand shyness by squatting in a kung fu pose near their dish. cesar milan is and always has been somewhat out of touch.

I didn't particularly like Ceasar's methods btw, makes for interesting TV though

i don't think he's a piece of shit because he's going off of antiquated ideas. he's mislead. but if he were to try that shit in 2021 i would be on him like leaves on woods.

your have no argue

bro i am actually cocked and i can manage coherence you are so out of your fucking depth.

you are talking out of your ass the moment you act like you know about training dogs than Cesar.

nah. he actually wasn't that knowledgeable on dog behavior. it shows how little you know that you'd elevate him. sorry to break it to you, but not really surprised.

youre so good, where are your credentials? Youre a joke.

credentials will never exist until i give you a name and that's not happening. but i could sell my goldens for grands. i don't think you could ever make that claim, so kindly check thyself.

You're the closet racist equating pit bulls with human minorities, what exactly are you calling out?

i'm calling out the people who think they're actually subtle with trying to normalize their racist talking points.

also, i'm not equating anything. you are. stop being racist.

I mean shit, going to be hard to argue with someone who claims to be apparently one of the best dog trainers in the world.

i never said i trained a damn thing. my claims were in the category of golden breeding.

i can't teach your dog to call 911 if you're all fuckered up. but i'm not going to sell you a dog if i think you're going to turn it into an asshole.

stop trying to bullshit your way through this. you don't have the intellect.

Cesar Romero. You know, the world wide celebrity dog trainer. His pit bull snapped and killed Queen Latifahs dog like 4 months ago.

but hey, Im sure youre a better dog owner than Cesar Romero.

i am. dude had the wrong idea about how to handle dogs, and several times he used violence when he couldn't use brains.

dude's a hack. i didn't link him because i respected him -- just to show what could happen to a 'peaceful breed' if mishandled. you made a mistake and a wild misread. maybe reconsider this 'internet argument' thing.

Barney always said he loved me, though

Was that all a lie!?

no. and barney wouldn't hurt you unless some unwitting piece of shit human being showed him nothing but suffering for his tiny life. seriously -- dogs live for such a short time. the crime here is that yes, people treat them that way, and some even breed them and profit off of them.

i feel like such a piece of shit even though i tried to do everything right.

These pit nutjobs are closeted racists themselves.

lol you're just trying a 'no u' and i'm calling it out so lol hey it doesn't work. be more shallow and transparent in your shitposting lol garbage go away.

As someone that has owne and worked with powerful breeds for years, yeah. But don't take my word for it, talk to canine behaviorists, trainers, etc.

look -- goldens have surprise power to them okay

just because you have no idea what you're talking about doesn't mean i don't.

it kinda makes me wonder if all the alt-right losers on CE are just a few guys.

for all your volume, none of you have any ingenuity. i have a harder time in forum pvp with the dark souls community. you're just full of shit and out of your depth.

Maybe they're truly the racist ones

like this hasn't been said a million times by a cornered racist. it's like some final, scripted defense mechanism.

You're seriously going to compare an untrained puppy, a literal baby dog, to a full grown pit?

as a fucking expert yes. i am saying as early as you can conceive is impactful in the upbringing and adjustment of a dog. but that's only because i've bred them. from where do you draw your comparisons?

Lol. Shut the fuck up, I'm not going to indulge a ridiculous assertation like yours that pitbulls never snap.

i never said they don't. lol, look at you making up shit. you're so fucking outmatched. every breed can snap if you treat it shitty enough.

those puppy mill goldens would bite your hand, but would it be reported? they'd attack some kid for thinking they could hug it, but would you hear about it? more importantly, would you ever admit to it happening, considering the obvious agenda you're trying to push?

you're trying to bullshit someone with actual expertise. you are out of your depth.

like -- fucking no. you are not to be listened to on this. everyone else -- the aspca has an obligation to report the truth, and honestly, so kinda do i. i still feel like a shitbag for being a breeder. nothing is going to change that. but i've seen shadow from homeward bound turn into cujo. owners - owning a much more elaborate brain - are much more responsible for their dog's disposition than their dog is. that is a riddle i, as a breeder, tasked you to solve when i sold you a dog. if i thought you were unfit, i'd tell you to fuck off.

Nah. I'm not going to do the work

this is your life story. this is why you don't give a shit about validating anything anyone tells you now, so long as it agrees with you.

Except people have been "pushing that narrative" for decades ever since those things became popular here. Not sure why you're trying to make up that pit hate is a recent and unfounded thing lmao

i only said it was sudden here. i've said it's no new thing. maybe not in this topic, but lol -- i'm well-aware that the whole 'pitbulls are naturally aggressive' thing has been pushed to try to normalize certain conversation points for a few years now.

you're fishing and you won't catch anything.

What is responsible for more unprovoked attacks and deaths, Goldens or pits?

i can't say for certain; i wouldn't have sold any of my goldens to a person i would expect to train their dog into unprovoked attacks. i screened like a motherfucker. your point is invalid and you have points deducted for flailing.

Pitbull owners should move on to domesticating polar bears.

the polar bear comparison is obviously some point you were fed. it's remarkable how little variance there is in your dialogue.

i can relate, but my sleep disorder(s) is (are) of a different flavor. i've known plenty of people with apnea, though.

it's a vicious cycle. not sleeping right will contribute to that weight gain. you're gonna feel like shit and you're not gonna want to do anything. as preachy as it sounds, stay disciplined. think of how you'll be in a few months, not a few days.

LMFAO, a quick Google search would validate the statement and you know it.

then you would've done it. you're full of shit.

Or, yknow, people who don't have blinders on for dangerous animals and care more about people than a dog bred specifically to kill and maim.

nah, it's just people trying to push a stupid narrative. notice how it's all very sudden? these people were told to shut the fuck up when they tried other avenues and they think they're subtle now.

do you think golden retrievers were bred to be cute and cuddly? they are hunting dogs. you're so out of your depth lmao. fucking unreal.

i'm sorry to hear that. also, hi, you've been away for a bit.

if you pursue this and get a cpap machine, please use it.

There have been countless cases of "good owners" pits snapping for absolutely no reason

name one.

Where do you people think the "stereotype" of pits snapping even came from?

from stupid assholes trying to push a narrative.

ASPCA is full of shit.

no, you're full of shit, no-name not-an-expert random.

imagine being so hung up you can't get Truly Comfy.

i was an akc-certified golden retriever breeder for as long as i did it. every puppy i ever sold was socially well-adjusted, because we made it a point to have them integrate with the family as soon as they were paper-trained.

i have personally seen the difference between puppies raised as we raised them and those raised on a puppy mill. actually, witnessing a puppy mill first-hand was what brought the breeding and selling to an end -- no matter our intent and method, we were contributing to a problem. for every well-adjusted golden we made sure went to a good home (through ridiculous screening actually,) there were ten that were raised in cages outdoors and were hand-shy and food-aggressive. dogs are very impressionable. it is how you raise them.

so for this pitbull thing -- i think there's just as much blame to place on the breeders as there is the owners. and none for the dog or breed itself. chow chows are dangerous dogs; why is this one nice? why are the four rotties my friend owns not mauling anyone? it's as simple as: do you have a bigger brain than this animal or not?

god, the alt-right crowd is so stupid on here. they have no sense of 'if we all show up and post it won't be transparent and obvious.'

When did you ever hear of a vanilla lab doing something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM

it's how you raise the dog.

I thought CE loved the cold so much, but being naked is absolutely awful in winter

um, blankets. multiple. but you keep the nicest one closest.

People on this board spam pit bull hate as a replacement for racism

this is no new thing and it's really more of a tactic to try and normalize some of the talking points that they tend to float -- such as certain races having a predisposition to violence.

if anything should tip anyone off as to the intent, it's always the same people who do it.

i haven't slept with clothes on in decades.

well, not intentionally.

How does one get this fucking stupid?

visibility is a good thing for people like this. as dumb as this is, it's not going to impact him in any meaningful way and he got a lot of attention for it.

i smoke 'cause it gives me knowledge

lol.

Did you ever get one of those science kits where you fill a mold with goo and it bakes into a bug or whatever?

yeah.

if you run out of the goo you can just melt down crayons.

that's when you set the windmills on 'reverse' so they can give it back.

the bread aisle has long been my favorite. i will never get tired of that smell. you're right about where you want to live.

it makes you wonder if all twelve of his active posts are like this. probably, right?

no balls

why'd you do it

this sounds like the lead-up to roronora zoro doing a move

i've noticed that you have attention desperate disorder.

mva was fucking awesome.

also i'm not really surprised -- it seems like it's building to a final act.

saitama, even if they team up against him.

they could have gojo satoru with them too and it wouldn't mean nothin'.

The hell is nge I don't care about that

well SE sure did lol

yes -- know the enemy.

i don't think it being rushed really matters honestly, it's still the same gibberish 'SE imitates nge' 'christianity evil' late-90s SE RPG stuff.

do i have to be high the entire time?

i was feeling the same way earlier but i ended up getting a calzone.

HUH???

i bet they figured it out and didn't update you. probably a paper jam.

I mean odds are looking pretty bad for that right now

good

that's what you get for your takes on local pizza

i hope it never happens

do you still want mega man for the virtual console?

I'd be interested in seeing the Venn diagram between people who complain about 'fearmongering' over a deadly pandemic, and the people who declare vaccine mandates to basically be an Orwellian dystopia.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/8/AAbvRMAACtAA.png

last year's 4chan memes sure are ce's treasure.

jujutsu kaisen -- only one season right now

tc you should get into this stuff, i wanna see you get fleeced lol

my feet and knees hurt.