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Crab salts. Craaazy.

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Mesmerizing video.

https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/r5ki04/an_oldie_but_a_goodie/

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s0nicfan posted...

Oswald Cobblepot had his goons install a remote controller while you were away. The next time you go for a drive, he'll climb into a toy version and force you to run over a bunch of people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3SQQMmGInM

He played that stinking city like a harp from hell. Shout out Oswald.

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Those batteries are the big reason why I think these cars are generally a scam for the time being. Not saying they're bad, but the lithium battery thing makes me leery.

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Hashtag crab salts

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ZevLoveDOOM posted...

i didnt know the "Cash Me Ousside" girl was president in the Halo universe...

Lol this is the type of joke that would absolutely fly over his 4 foot 8 chromedome head if a funny comic said it on his podcast.

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Last I checked, the Greek alphabet has 24 letters. Call me when they get to omega.

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He was bombing and a few black dudes were heckling him pretty good. And then he lost all composure. A seasoned comic would have hammered them in a funny way. But he went Gibson 100%. Sucks to see.

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Kami_no_Kami posted...

Oh man, I could totally see Cosmocoin being a thing if Seinfeld was still on today. Itd probably make the jump to the real world too.

I could see Jeff Bania getting into NFTs and annoying Jerry. "They're gold Jerry!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfKTgx15jag

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Trent's quite mellowed out these days. Nine Inch Nails makes ambient electronic stuff now basically. And that stuff is still pretty good. Anger is for the youth. Society does not need Trent to be stuck frozen in Woodstock 1994.

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Now that's a jam.

I'D RATHER DIE

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NoxObscuras posted...

Yeah, the only comedian from the UK that I know about is Jimmy Carr. But his one liners are funny.

That dude CRUSHES.

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Uma Jerry...UMA!

Just the amount of primo chicks these guys screwed themselves out of on that show, lmao. George messing it up with Marisa Tomei still stings.

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England is weird because they're their own ecosystem. They got dudes over there that are theater or arena acts and have zero following in the US or Canada.

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If his old GF Shoshanna wanted me to go vegan, I think I can live off her teat. Google that chick.

EDIT: if she were 18+ obviously!

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dolomedes posted...

An Episode of Seinfeld but Every Kramer Line is Richards' Racist Tirade

Giiiiddy up, I'd watch that!

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I like most of the 'things' and 'gimmick phrases' on Seinfeld, but one I never got was the HELLLOOOOOOO thing that Jerry and George did. That thing was dummmmb.

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Gen Z discovering Seinfeld is enraging. I saw a Twitter thread about it. The guy is such a pissy pants. "Omg they're mean to each other! Who likes this?"

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I saw Patton several years ago in Toronto and it was a good time. I also had a good time at Amy Schumer right when she was on the cusp of fame so what do I know.

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Especially when you look at the old stuff from the 70s, 80s, 90s, it's amazing how much GOAT stuff isn't really that good when you watch it from today's perspective. Watching Burr or CK or dare I say Chappelle is a whole other level compared to 99.9% of old comedy. Andrew Dice Clay was an ARENA ACT just because he told naughty nursery rhymes on HBO. Ok, he was funny if you let your guard down and go with his schtick, but man oh man. This generation we're in now is a comedy boom. Club level guys are better than a lot of the big name guys from back then. Though you do need to give a lot of respect to the old timers who broke down the wall for these newer people.

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ForsakenHermit posted...

Maybe I haven't heard the right material but what I've heard of Bill Hicks I didn't find that funny.

I liked his stuff when I watched a couple specials a few years ago on Netflix. But even comedy that's considered GOAT for its time has a risk of not being very good for today.

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I've heard enough people say that Cosby is GOAT tier (or near it) enough to say *shrug*, I guess they're onto something. Especially before his allegations came out. Never seen any material of his. A lot of that list is correct enough I guess. Don't really have a solid grasp on most of it. But my rule of thumb is that it probably sucks if it plays for midwest TV audiences and moms.

Who the f*** LIKES James Corden?!

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I got the black one and the release day grey one. Bow to me.

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Tim Dillon is the man and he elevates any podcast that he's on. Not surprisingly, an east coaster. They're nearly always funnier than the LA guys. I happened to see him live in Montreal back in 2016 when he was featured on one of the comedy shows up there that I was at. Dude is sick.

He's sort of like if Rogan didn't have jokes fly over his head and also knew how to riff with funny people.

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Bert Kreischer is one of those guys that I liked but over time grew tired of his schtick. His personality is revolting. Dude's like 50 and thinks his party antics are cool lmao. I liked his special before his last one but that's it for me.

Most of those LA people are douchey when they lean into their "gimmick". Bill Burr still comes off endearing with his schtick as a disgruntled old guy. But most of the LA podcast world is a clout-chasing circlejerk grift machine.

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Patton Oswalt is good. But his Twitter is annoying as all hell. He's one of those guys that got his brain fried by the Trump presidency.

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I'm using this platform to give attention to the biggest fraud to ever grace comedy. Rogan's buddy Brendan Schaub!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbiFFmD5vdo

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I love Gaffigan. One of the CLEAN big names that I have no problem with.

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MrToothHasYou posted...

Isn't he the one who was fired from SNL for being racist?

He's the guy yes. His comments weren't very good, but he isn't a racist. The comments just look much worse than they are out of context, when in reality they were just stupid throwaway lines in passing. He's more than proved himself since then as a funny guy. I don't think it's right to end the guy over stuff he said while living in a Philly basement and making little money. His new special has 2 million views on Youtube. His sketch show Gilly and Keeves blows away most anything SNL is doing.

And for the record, he tells the story several times (on Rogan and elsewhere), but Lorne Michaels really tried to save his ass behind the scenes. It was the lawyers and corporations that really caused the firing.

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This post right here is mostly a comment on the podcast scenes. I am always mildly annoyed at how much bigger the followings are for the LA-based stuff than for the NY comedy podcast scene. NY in general just goes plain HARDER in the comedy department. Some of it is over the top and cringe, but in general, they're a funnier crop of comics than LA. Bar none. LA has a few guys that are independently great like Bill Burr, but the 'Rogan bro clique' is baffling to me.

The west coast especially feels like a giant grift by fat guys in hoodies to sell hoodies and other merch to fools on the internet. I'm talking namely the Rogan spinoff guys like Brendan Schaub and Bobby Lee and Chris D'Elia and several others. These accounts on Youtube pull in 100s of thousands of subs and they are 10% as funny as any of the east coast NY / Boston / Philly guys.

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Seriously though, comedy-wise, you're better off listening to club level comedy rather than ~99% of the big industry promoted stuff. I'm talking guys like Mark Normand, Joe List, Shane Gillis, Sam Morrill, Dan Soder, Big Jay Oakerson, Dave Attell. Several of these guys uploaded their specials onto Youtube for free.

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NoxObscuras posted...

Wow, I think you're the first person I've seen say they don't find Eddie Murphy funny

I think even many of today's comics would still praise what he did back in the day with his 2 specials. But they didn't necessarily age the best. But fact is, to have 2 specials at his age and at that time and place is an amazing feat.

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Also, Joe Rogan's standup is pretty mediocre compared to his stature in the comedy world. I didn't mind his last special but the ones before that were very meh. He's got guys in his circle (Tom Segura, Ari Shaffir) that blow him away. Not to mention adjacent east coast guys like Bill Burr who's just the GOAT of our time possibly.

Rogan's standup and sense of humour is very mechanical compared to a lot of comics out there. Those guys possess funny in them that Joe does not. It's all natural.

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Boomer comedians like Jerry Seinfeld ain't really my thing. I acknowledge he's good at the craft, but I don't gravitate to it. Seinfeld is still a GOAT show.

For older comics, I usually say George Carlin is the best. Richard Pryor too. Otherwise, I'm gravitating towards cringy s*** like Andrew Dice Clay or Sam Kinison or Rodney Dangerfield. I also don't mind Bill Hicks. But I don't foresee myself going out of my way to look at the old clean material by Tim Allen or Jay Leno or Dave Letterman who were all supposedly very good in their day.

There are plenty of trendy comics from today that I just have no interest in seeing. I liked Amy Schumer for a second. I could care less now. Aziz Ansari doesn't really hold my interest. Hannah Gadsby is REDACTED. Kevin Hart is fine but I'm not wowed by him.

One industry darling I really like and stands up to the hype is Sebastian Maniscalco. That dude is a machine. Effing hilarious.

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bknight posted...

Ellen DeGeneres
She's way too nice and dances too much and puts out too much good vibes to be really funny.

I've heard that her stuff from pre-fame and pre-TV is pretty good. But even for good comedy back then, not all of it ages well. I've never seen her stuff.

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I like it but don't love it. But only heard it once so far.

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Ugh Christ. I can't believe people actually look at that line so deeply lmfao. It's a good line. MoS had its moments. But ugh Christ.

(the heroes are indeed standing IN the sun)

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As excited as the internet is, I don't think the numbers will be truly special. But what do I know.

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That would be because Zack Snyder (who I know isn't the principal writer, but is the captain of the ship) is a hack. Those MoS trailers were some of the best ever made and it was a swindle.

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Amazing how a mediocre movie can be talked about so much. The thing that stings about it is that it had the ingredients to be great.

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I saw that circulating. Effing hilarious.

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The only Rogan I really pay attention to is when he has certain comedian guests. Only for them to be funny and their lines to fly right over Joe's midget head.

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4 foot 6 'comedian'.

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