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Far-Queue posted...

I'd take a handy from an unattractive one tbh

Any port in a storm

Well yeah, I probably wouldn't turn it down

I actually never got pm'd the story. I just wanted to pretend I did. But then helly posted it and it's pretty cool I guess. I've gotten maybe like 8-10 professional massages and I've always secretly wished they would just wail away on my johnson. Well, the attractive ones at least

Holy shit that's a wild story lmao

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Mad_Max posted...

I would've been so stoked if someone recognized me from my old band
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Lmao. As a guy who plays in a couple bands, I know multiple dudes who work in the pizza biz

I've got my shots but the whole "you must take the shot to get your life back" that's being imposed sounds like something a totalitarian regime would do

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Just make 500 alts like a lot of people here do

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Wait I missed my opportunity... yeah with OP's mom lmao

I don't think there's been a year that I haven't since like 2005. I think the longest dry spells I've ever had were like 6-8 months maybe

Zeus posted...

You left out drinking. Get rid of drinking and 90% of society's problems would be fixed. A quarter of all crimes are committed under influence of alcohol, half of all domestic abuse cases involve alcohol, I've seen statistics suggesting that more than half of all murders involve alcohol but I would need to find that again.

Let's not let some assholes ruin the fun for everyone. Most people can have a couple of drinks without going overboard and beating their wife

Dang where's Karen's husband at?

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The ending of midnight mass was really spot on with what I think about the afterlife

I like how duckbear puts antibodies in quotations like they aren't a real thing lmao

I'm a little stoned and took a reese's cup out of the fridge to eat. Opened it up and the bottom was green and I just reacted and threw it out. Then I realized it's a Frankenstein themed reese's cup. Now, I'm sad that I threw out a perfectly good reese's cup

adjl posted...

And if Amazon can't figure out how to stop Alexa from encouraging kids to do life-threatening things, they need to indicate that limitation clearly by putting a warning label on the devices telling parents not to leave their children unattended around it at any time (which, of course, is literally impossible for a device that's perpetually running, so that would amount to saying that households with kids shouldn't own Alexas). It is not reasonable to expect parents buying the product to predict that their voice-activated TV remote might tell their kid to kill themselves when they aren't looking. Amazon therefore has a responsibility to make them aware of that risk.

Yep

Veedrock- posted...

An ad made me miss the end of the article, that's all the better. It's still not attempted homicide.

I never said it was. Just saying it's fucked up to call children dying darwinidm

Veedrock- posted...

No, it doesn't. Everything everyone else said indicates they didn't bother learning what really happened. Look, I feel for the kid and I'm glad she's alright, but the kid decided to do something stupid and looking for a boogeyman in the situation is ridiculous. If you want to grant the kid total innocence then the next responsible party is the parents for not teaching her better.

Did you not read the article? The kid didn't attempt it. But also, this is a child we're talking about

Veedrock- posted...

That's just Darwinism, like the tide pod challenge.

A machine instructing a child to electrocute themselves isn't darwinism

Full Throttle posted...

who have sex with youngsters of 16-18 in their car can be charged with sex crimes

Only if it's in the car?

Lynyrd_Skynyrd posted...

That's everyday life for me

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pionear posted...

^Really what can anyone do with a 15in pecker?

Handjob from two women at the same time where they're both using both hands

Mine is always gigantic in my dreams for some reason. Like abnormally large. Like we're talking like 15 inches

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Blightzkrieg posted...

Never said anything about that. Insane that you guys can't even look good compared to China

Sounds like you think nobody looks good compared to China. Yet I'm willing to bet 99% of the world would choose to live in the US if they had to choose between the two including people who live in China

Blightzkrieg posted...

Mandatory vaccinations (admittedly with a shitty vaccine). Mandatory quarantine for travellers and those exposed to potential cases. Mandatory contact tracing.

I'm fine with it being mandatory to do certain things but not to the point where we're breaking down doors and forcibly injecting people

Blightzkrieg posted...

If it's not working, why can nobody provide evidence of mass covid in China even though we can easily see through all their other lies? Why is China still doing it if it's not working?

I don't think you understand my perspective here. I'm sure they do have less covid cases in China. Significantly less even. It's easier to do certain things when you're a totalitarian regime who treats your population like cattle. But there people aren't happy there. I'm sure most of them would rather come live here with the covid infestation

And sure they have a billion people... the overwhelming majority of them live in poverty and don't travel and don't have free and open internet access. Most people traveling to and from China are rich businessmen. They absolutely are controlling what information gets out to the rest of the world and are pretty successful at it

Blightzkrieg posted...

"they're lying" is such a weird deflection. Obviously they're lying, that doesn't reshape reality. Maybe read something other than CCP propaganda? Just a thought.

They were literally murdering people to try to control the pandemic my dude. If you think that's the example to follow then yikes

Blightzkrieg posted...

If you don't actually have any knowledge of China or interaction with Chinese people it looks bad to repeatedly draw attention to it. You can easily look up information on how China has been dealing with COVID even though you can't obtain accurate nation wide numbers.

I work with Chinese people on a daily basis at my job lol. And one of them would tell me China was lying about their outbreaks

FellWolf posted...

Along with the citizens that had it. xd

Yeah, why can't we just have the balls of the Chinese government and just kill everyone who tests positive? Lol

I find it funny people keep saying we don't have the balls that China does. It doesn't take balls or courage or whatever to restrict/kill your population that you treat like cattle. That's just a cowardly totalitarian regime

Ferarri619 posted...

Is it possible it could go away eventually though? Spanish Flu pandemic lasted from 1918-1920 with possible 50 million deaths in total.

There's an argument to be made fhat we're effectively dragging it out with all these preventative measures. If we had resumed life as normal, it's possible it would've burned itself out by now

mrduckbear posted...

christmas was the greatest time of year for most people

I'm not sure this is really true

Sahuagin posted...

Star Wars is way overrated

This. Whenever people complain about how bad the new movies are, I'm the guy who mentions that star wars movies were never really "good" movies. I still like the original trilogy and they're entertaining enough to watch but the acting is bad and the story is goofy

Blightzkrieg posted...

Feel free to speak with an actual Chinese person. They're not in short supply and were very directly affected by the restrictions.

I have no doubt about the measures they took to stop covid transmission. But can we actually trust the Chinese government to be honest about their results? Naw

I really loved it back in the day but I have a feeling I'd have more fun replaying BotW nowadays

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Sarcasthma posted...

Just imagine the 'punishments' you'll get next time!

Maybe next time she'll change my diaper

Sarcasthma posted...

Odd they'd use that as a punishment. I'm sure they've looked at your browsing history.

They didn't look at it. That's why they thought it was a punishment

Sarcasthma posted...

Slap Kim Jong-un's belly for me.

Last time I tried that they punished me by tying me down and having his sister fart into my mouth

I live in north Korea

Hardcore punk is the only punk that didn't suck

Krow_Incarnate posted...

Truth be told, Biden reminds me a lot of Bush.

Same general sense of cluelessness that inherited shitty circumstances.

I don't think a president has really inherited great circumstances since the 90s

Either way, dude looks confused a lot. It's the same look I see on my grandmother's face a lot these days. Getting old sucks