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TopicExcruciating back pain
mustachedmystic
01/12/22 10:08:13 AM
#24
@ThyCorndog I'll give it a try, thanks.

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TopicExcruciating back pain
mustachedmystic
01/12/22 9:51:29 AM
#22
ThyCorndog posted...
Which part of your back?
lower

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TopicExcruciating back pain
mustachedmystic
01/12/22 9:17:23 AM
#19
FurryPhilosifer posted...
I think it was gallstone induced pain. It would usually go away after 5 hours max but it lasted like 20 hours or something. They think it got infected as well I think. I was throwing up a lot. Gave me antibiotics and morphine and kept me in overnight. I left the hospital yesterday and I was able to eat today without feeling hideously sick and the major pain is near enough gone, but it does feel like someone punched me in the ribs.
That sucks, at least you're starting to feel better.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicExcruciating back pain
mustachedmystic
01/12/22 6:59:18 AM
#16
FurryPhilosifer posted...
I just got out of A&E (that's British for ER) for stomach pain and the first thing I saw was this topic. It's fate.
Anything serious?

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TopicExcruciating back pain
mustachedmystic
01/12/22 6:58:36 AM
#15
gunplagirl posted...
Your boobs must be massive
Nope, I'm a flat chested cis-male.
Now my left hip is hurting, which is a shame because it's pretty warm(for January) today.

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TopicHulk Hogan blaming covid vaccines for some recent celebrity deaths on Facebook
mustachedmystic
01/11/22 10:45:38 AM
#54
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

From what Saul said in his post I was thinking that Terry had to testify to the size of his penis in court, like in a sexual harassment case or something

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TopicHulk Hogan blaming covid vaccines for some recent celebrity deaths on Facebook
mustachedmystic
01/11/22 8:41:52 AM
#44
SauI_Goodman posted...
Judge: did you not say thst you have a big penis??

Hulk: your honor, what i said was hulk hogan has a big penis. However, terry bollea does not have a big penis.

I still cant believe that happened lmao. Judge must have been so confused.
What? Now I'm confused.

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TopicI said no olives in my sub
mustachedmystic
01/10/22 10:05:50 PM
#6
Yeh Id be pissed too. You said no olives, and they piled them on.

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TopicSTRAIGHT white MAN forces his FEMALE wife to SHOVEL the DRIVEWAY
mustachedmystic
01/10/22 8:48:41 PM
#20
From the position of those vehicles, it looks like they have a pretty big driveway. I'm surprised she does that by hand.

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TopicEmma Stoned is a great actress
mustachedmystic
01/10/22 9:43:09 AM
#9
Wait, is this a joke topic about Emma Stone, or a joke topic about Emma Stoned?

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Topicwelp i was not expecting this horror movie to be our end but here ya go
mustachedmystic
01/10/22 8:47:09 AM
#19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIMf7G2kT6w

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TopicWhat's up with this Ancestral fad diet going on nowadays?
mustachedmystic
01/10/22 8:45:13 AM
#8
I don't think life expectency was ever really that low. Just statistics skewed downward by high infant/child mortality.

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TopicI hope you have a good day today CE
mustachedmystic
01/10/22 8:42:19 AM
#2
Gotta go to the hospital for an upper endoscopy.

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TopicWhen the lie is a cake
mustachedmystic
01/10/22 8:20:36 AM
#10
the wall and spaghetti are the best ones, imo.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicHave you ever filled up the toilet and been like damn, what did I eat?
mustachedmystic
01/10/22 7:08:06 AM
#6
i used to eat 4 bananas every morning, and I would regularly clog the toilet.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicI wish my cat allowed me to do this kind of adorable stuff with her
mustachedmystic
01/10/22 7:00:35 AM
#13
Jesus Insta, I aint gonna download your app, and putting a dozen buttons on the page wont change my mind.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicIs Dying Light a good game?
mustachedmystic
01/10/22 6:47:44 AM
#7
I love it Just completed my fourth play through of the base game. Gonna start up The Following any day now.

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TopicBeen watching NCIS. Gibbs is an asshole
mustachedmystic
01/10/22 6:20:53 AM
#59
DrizztLink posted...
Yes.

it exploded
Tear, that is so CBS.
On a related note, I wonder if people watch NCIS in other countries and think that federal agents get into gunfights with automatic gun toting criminals on the streets of LA on a daily basis in LA irl.

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TopicApparently a lot of young trees fell all over the area.
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 10:26:43 PM
#3
Was it a heavy wet snow?

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TopicWhy is the EoE hospital scene even allowed? Spoilers
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 10:13:38 PM
#13
Mezcla posted...
Eosinophilic esophagitis?
Is a bitch

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicIf you could make alcohol disappear from the world, would you?
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 10:08:35 PM
#63
Obligatory Simpsons clip.
https://youtu.be/hUVwR0rw5fk

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TopicGonna get testes for covid
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 10:03:46 PM
#9
I have 2 nephews dat may have da COVID, but my brother/sister cannot find anyplace for them to get tested.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicExcruciating back pain
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 9:56:40 PM
#11
Ooooooranges posted...
Get new shoes
Not the shoes, I have less then a months wear on them, though I do go through them really fast.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicBeen watching NCIS. Gibbs is an asshole
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 9:55:16 PM
#55
I used to watch NCIS a lot back when the first dark haired chick was on. Completely lost interest a couple years into Zivas run. Then I turned it on years later and saw Fez, and I was like, aww hell no!.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicHave any of you ever heard that some car buyers actually prefer the charger
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 9:43:02 PM
#7
I dont know jack shit about cars, but wouldnt a car with 707 hp be much more expensive to insure?Also, whats the point, unless youre going to race it?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicExcruciating back pain
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 9:37:07 PM
#7
BloodMoon7 posted...
You may have back pain from what I can tell.
Thats what I call an expert diagnosis Dr. Welby.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicExcruciating back pain
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 8:57:34 PM
#5
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Gettin old happens at times
It fucking sucks. I hate when something happens that interferes with my ability to exercise.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicNot gonna lie, I'd drink alcohol with her if she wanted me to
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 8:35:48 PM
#9
Yeah, and Im going to take a trip to Andromeda with dat alien, if she wants me to.

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TopicPlant-based eating continues to soar. KFC now offering plant chicken?!
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 8:33:26 PM
#12
I have no desire to go vegan, but I would in a New York minute if my health depended on it. And if I ever did I wouldnt bother with fake meat.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicPlant-based eating continues to soar. KFC now offering plant chicken?!
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 8:28:25 PM
#7
Its salty as fuck. My supermarket has better fried chicken.

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TopicAsk me one specific question about cats.
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 8:07:14 PM
#12
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I have a tortie and she doesnt have a attitude. In fact I dont think shes ever bitten or purposely scratched anyone, and I never heard her hiss.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicExcruciating back pain
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 8:02:42 PM
#3
Its much better now. The pain is almost gone. However Ive been taking long walks on an almost daily basis for 4 and a half years, and this is the first time anything like this has happened.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicExcruciating back pain
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 7:56:42 PM
#1
Today I took a long walk for the first time in 8 days(its been too cold of and windy). Anyway, my back starting hurting, I didnt think much of it, Ive had back pain while exercising before, and it never amounted to anything. However this time was different, and it got much worse, and I was 4 miles away from home. I shouldve called an ambulance, but US healthcare, right? I had to limp home in excruciating pain, the last 2 miles took me an hour(I usually average 13.5 minutes per mile). When I got home, I called my brother to take me to the ER, but I was better by the time he got here, so I didnt go.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicI think I'll have a medium pepperoni pizza for dinner today
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 6:11:29 PM
#38
vbty3 posted...
Idk whether to be insulted or relieved that Vegy never shows us black women some love.
Dere was a time when he was crushing all over a light skinned sista from some CW show.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicTerminator > T2
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 6:08:22 PM
#24
Garioshi posted...
She's hotter in T2


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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicI think I'll have a medium pepperoni pizza for dinner today
mustachedmystic
01/09/22 5:58:34 PM
#35
Im also getting pizza tonight!

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicITT Forgotten TV shows
mustachedmystic
01/08/22 9:48:16 PM
#24
AlCalavicci posted...
yep thats the one
When she was on screen, it didnt matter that the show was a blatant Married With Children rip off.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicLet's post songs from the 80s
mustachedmystic
01/08/22 8:13:21 PM
#18
Van Halen - Hot For Teacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0

Great White - Once Bitten Twice Shy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz61YQWZuYU

Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

Devo - Whip It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM

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TopicDo you think No_U_L7 is Vegy?
mustachedmystic
01/08/22 7:52:04 PM
#13
Yes, you are.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
Topicugh this porn star i was talking to stopped talking to me once she got big
mustachedmystic
01/08/22 6:32:44 PM
#13
Damn Vegy, you got called out!

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicWhat's for dinner CE?
mustachedmystic
01/08/22 5:41:15 PM
#20
bsp77 posted...
You making this? If so, kudos
Lol, no. I hate cooking, got it from the supermarket.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicWhat's for dinner CE?
mustachedmystic
01/08/22 5:28:31 PM
#17
Parmesan encrusted chicken breast, herb roasted new potatoes, sliced tomatoes, oil and vinegar cole slaw, calamatti olives.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicCan't imagine how JK Rowling is taking not being invited to the 20th anniversary
mustachedmystic
01/08/22 4:57:24 PM
#23
I wonder if she feels the same way Trump must feel whenever there is some event where all the ex-presidents are there, but he isn't invited.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicSo I see people always saying crime is terrible
mustachedmystic
01/08/22 4:50:05 PM
#12
Nukazie posted...
because crime keeps the family together
A family that does crime together does time together.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicSo I see people always saying crime is terrible
mustachedmystic
01/08/22 4:48:36 PM
#11
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Or, a boring donut.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicAt what point does science say, this experiment is stupid and has no real life
mustachedmystic
01/08/22 4:47:29 PM
#19
Other people have said it better, but often times science won't have any real world applications, but lead to other discoveries that do plenty of good.

COVxy posted...
Lol. Tell me where people are just flush with research grants that they can't spend enough...

Often, what seems like common sense is completely wrong.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicSo what would be the due process of the people superheroes give to the police?
mustachedmystic
01/08/22 4:43:07 PM
#5
They have something against Bat/Spiderman, assuming Tuco wants to press charges.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicSo what would be the due process of the people superheroes give to the police?
mustachedmystic
01/08/22 4:36:08 PM
#3
Well, in that scenario, the cops would have to let them go, not because the vigilante. . . I mean, hero, beat them up, but because they have nothing to charge them for. After all, they don't have a complainant, a witness, or any evidence.

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